Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 1 Ten years of working in the industry, no negative reviews
"20 years..."

Yi Buhuo sat behind the counter with his chin in his hands and sighed.

Unknowingly, it has been so long since I came to this strange world.

He Dehe, who was just an ordinary person in his previous life, could catch up with the trend of time travel. Is it just because he took one more look on the way to get off work?
At that time, an out-of-control dump truck was scurrying on the road and was about to hit a little girl standing not far away. As one of the five best young people in the new century, he didn't even think about it...

He took three steps and then jumped back, following the crowd of people watching the fun and running far away.

Because things are not like before, even if the idea of ​​​​saving people subconsciously emerges in the heart, the cost must be considered.

A few years ago, he also helped a pregnant woman, and it cost her several hundred yuan for medicine. He also bought meat for a visit later.

He didn't want to travel through time, and he didn't want to be blackmailed for money. He had nothing but confidence in his family's wealth.It’s already tiring to survive, so stop looking for excitement.

Unexpectedly, the driver of the dump truck turned the steering wheel, and the dump truck turned in a direction and drove towards him. Because he was squeezed by the ladies watching the fun beside him, he could not move. When there was no one around him, the front of the truck was already close. Very close at hand.

In this way, Yi Buhuo passively traveled through time, and was happy to be reincarnated as a human being with a gift package.

When I open my eyes again, I see the scene after leaving the mother's womb...

He was born in a small mountain village, his father was a barefoot doctor, and he was somewhat famous throughout the country.My mother is an ordinary village woman. She spends her whole day doing nothing but providing food, rice, oil and salt for her family. Now that she has him, she can live a peaceful life.

The couple was overjoyed to have a son.

He has been trained as a successor by his old father since he was a child. He has studied medicine and knows acupuncture points. He is expected to succeed in his studies and inherit the mantle. Not to mention how well he is doing, let alone whether he can carry the banner of the "medical family". At least I won't starve to death.

In order to keep him in good health, he was even sent to a small Taoist temple on the mountain to learn the health regimen for two years from the old Taoist priest with gray hair and boyish face.

At first, he thought that this was a Taoist true immortal who lived in seclusion in the mountains and forests. He enthusiastically took care of the "master"'s daily life, dreaming that one day he could get some of the true teachings and become a swordsman who traveled to the underworld.

Unexpectedly, I died in front of him within a few years...

There was nothing but a broken Taoist temple left for him. How could he accept this?
I still have a lot of years to live, how can I spend my life guarding this place where nothing matters?
Then he packed up his things and ran away...

The old father didn't say anything after returning home. Although the old father was not famous, at least the family had some background, so Yi Buhuo's family moved to the county town again.

The conditions there were much better than those in small mountain villages. Yi Buhuo began to learn how to prepare medicines and help his father gain experience.

He also went up the mountain with his father to collect medicines all day long, carrying medical books. Most of the medicines he collected were so that he could soak in medicated baths made with various tonics, absorb the power of the medicines and strengthen his body, hoping to live a long and disease-free life. age!

After ten years of hard work, he finally achieved something. The old father was very happy and told everyone he met that this boy would definitely be successful in the future and his reputation would be spread all over the world!
With the expectations of his old father, Yi Buhuo himself was also very attentive.

It's not for the sake of fame or anything like that, it's just that he had nothing in his previous life. Now that he has the opportunity to have a skill, there is no harm in learning more, at least he can survive no matter where he goes.

Not to mention that studying medicine is always better than farming. If a 21st century useless social animal like him is allowed to work and rest every day, when will he become rich?
In a dream?
It's a pity that before he officially took over the medical clinic, the old father passed away because of mental and physical exhaustion, and it wasn't long before his mother, who had been thinking about it for a long time, followed him.

Yi Buhuo was left alone to guard his father's medical clinic and to make a living by providing midwifery and postpartum care to Mr. Zhao's cattle and pigs in the city.

that's it……

Yi Buhuo, a man from a medical family, changed his profession and became a veterinarian.

While he was dozing off thinking about these things, a person walked in from the main entrance of the medical center.

"Shopkeeper, is the doctor here?"

The visitor was around thirty, his face was pale with a touch of pain, his eyes subconsciously glanced around, and seeing that there was only Yi Buhuo behind the counter in the lobby, he moved forward step by step and asked.

Yi Buhuo trembled. Is there a guest?He quickly stood up and walked around the counter, saying enthusiastically: "Please sit down, please sit down."

He took the visitor's hand and sat down at the small table in the center, and said, "What a coincidence, I just sent away a few patients and was about to take a rest, and you came."

The man looked at Yi Buhuo clutching his hand tightly, and tried to break free twice but did not break away.

"I am the doctor. Despite my young age, I have been practicing medicine here for ten years and I have a good reputation."

Yi Buhuo held the visitor's hand tightly, fearing that he would run away if he wasn't paying attention.

In the ten years since I settled here, after my old father passed away, everyone thought he was a veterinarian, and no one had ever come to see a doctor. Today, the ancestral grave is really smoking, no matter what, I can't let it go!

Everything I have learned is to treat illnesses and save lives, and I must prove it to everyone today!
"Brother, why do you look familiar? Were you the one who peeked outside Widow Wang's house two days ago to watch her take a shower?"

Yi Buhuo asked curiously. Over the years, he may not know many people in the small town, but he basically knows everyone nearby.

It seems that the person in front of me does not live nearby, but I always feel like I have seen him somewhere.

It seems like a gangster from the commercial street in the south of the city who has nothing to do all day long?
That was Mr. Zhao's house, and there was a famous widow nearby. He would go shopping occasionally when he had nothing to do. He didn't know many serious merchants, but he had some impressions of those maverick second-rates.

But at that time, I was just passing by and saw a profile, but the figure was quite similar to this person.

"How come?" The visitor immediately waved his hand and explained: "I am an honest farmer, how could I do such a despised thing?"

Which farm boy has such clean hair?So fair-skinned?

Yi Buhuo glanced at him and shook his head. Why is there any need to lie? I don't discriminate against farmers, and I won't change the charging standards because of this. I am a patient here no matter what my identity is!

Are you afraid that you are not here to cause trouble?

Yi Buhuo didn't panic at all. He actually had a secret that no one knew about. He knew martial arts!

But it was of no use in this small place, so it has never been revealed.

Regret was already written on the visitor's face. Seeing that he couldn't run away, he simply closed his eyes and said: "Doctor, I have athlete's foot. I feel itchy every night and can't sleep. It's really not possible to go on like this. Please help me take a look."

Yi Buhuo also asked casually. Since he recognized the wrong person, of course he wouldn't talk about how you look like him.

As for lying...

Not to mention that these are all my own guesses. Even if a gangster thief comes to visit, there is nothing here. The thief will shake his head when he comes in. What can he see?

"Just athlete's foot..."

The topic shifted to diseases, and Yi Buhuo suddenly became more energetic. He subconsciously wanted to imitate his father in stroking his beard, only to realize that he didn't. He quietly put down his hand and said with confidence:

"I have two options!"

"The first thing is that I will prescribe a plaster for you. You can apply it on the affected area after washing every night, and apply the natural medicine for two days in a row until the disease is cured."

"The other one is that I have a unique skill. I only need two injections to ensure that the disease will be cured. Although I haven't actually taken it yet, I am quite confident!"

"It depends on how you choose."

Yi Buhuo said proudly: "This set of yin and yang needles is the result of ten years of study and research. It is definitely the only one for scorpions!"

"Thank you, doctor!" The visitor quickly stood up and thanked him.

"I choose the second one!"

Although Yi Buhuo didn't understand why he didn't seek stability and instead dared to try his Yin Yang Needle.

He admired this kind of courage. A farmer who was in a hurry to harvest actually chose to get acupuncture without thinking. Or was he just a yin-yang acupuncture in his imagination and didn't think about any accidents?
But after bragging about it for a long time, I was also inclined towards acupuncture. After all, I have been groping alone for more than ten years, but I have never had the opportunity to use it on the human body.

"It's a small matter. I only charge you ten copper coins."

Yi Buhuo took him to the small bed aside and said, "Take off your shoes and lie down."

After he lay down, Yi Buhuo felt his pulse first. His pulse was stable, but he had some energy and energy deficiency. No wonder his resistance was not strong. He must have contracted athlete's foot because he didn't pay attention to hygiene.

"Brother is a little weak. Do you want to buy a pair of tonics? Your health is very important!"

"Don't talk nonsense. I'm in good health. I don't need to worry about it, little doctor."

"Don't be angry, I just said casually, why is the elder brother so angry..."

He took out a cloth bag from his arms and spread it out. Inside was a dense collection of silver needles of different lengths and thicknesses.

After careful selection for a long time, he selected the thinnest one and pinched it in his hand. His face became solemn and he said seriously: "I'll take this injection and it will be effective immediately!"

"But after all, this is the first time it's been applied to people. If you feel any discomfort, you must tell me as soon as possible!"

The man's expression changed, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Doctor, I..."

But he seemed to have thought of something, so he closed his eyes and gave up.

"Forget it, come on!"

"Brother doesn't know something." Yi Buhuo pressed his left hand on him and explained: "My exclusive secret of Yin Yang Needle, in theory, no matter what the disease is, it will be effective immediately after one injection. The King of Hell will give me three points of thin noodles."

The patient's eyes lit up and he felt relieved. He was about to say thank you when he heard the second half of his sentence.

"Although there are some side effects, don't worry. It will only overwhelm your body a little and make you weak for a few days. I will prescribe you some supplements later, and you will be fine."

Yi Bu has a plan in his chest, he has sharpened his sword for ten years, and after so many years of anticipation, someone finally came to his door. Such a good opportunity cannot be missed!

"You are the first person to experience this unique skill, and you won't have this price in the future."

As he explained, the patient's face became visibly frightened, and the struggle under his hand became stronger and stronger. Yi Buhuo stopped dawdling, raised the silver needle in his right hand and shouted softly: "Relax!"

There was a flash of silver light, and the silver needle in his hand had been inserted into the Yongquan point on the sole of the patient's foot.

The patient who was struggling fiercely stiffened, his whole strength seemed to have been drained away, and his face suddenly turned pale.

Yi Buhuo twisted the silver needle, and a faint golden light flashed on the silver needle. He flicked his fingers to vibrate the silver needle and gently pulled it out.

"puff!"

A stream of pus spurted out.

"Comfortable……"

The patient sighed subconsciously, and suddenly his expression changed. He grabbed Yi Buhuo's sleeves and gritted his teeth and said, "I will never let you go even if I'm a ghost..."

There was murderous intent in his eyes, and his originally honest face suddenly turned ferocious, which startled Yi Buhuo.

Before he finished speaking, he closed his eyes and became silent.

"Isn't it?"

Yi Buhuo was shocked, and quickly stretched out his hand to check his breathing, "It's over, it's not an accident..."

"It shouldn't be? Are you so vain? I saw you were feeling comfortable just now!"

Just as he was about to wake up the patient, he was frightened by the chatter coming from the door.

"Isn't Dr. Yi a veterinarian?"

“Can veterinarians also treat people’s illnesses?”

"It's better now, let's put people to death..."

"It's over, I've been hit!"

Yi Buhuo was shocked, there was a trick!

How could there be people watching as soon as something happened?Not to mention that it is still in the medical center. There is usually not a single mouse, but today so many people suddenly came!

Although he had never experienced being watched by so many people in his two lifetimes, and the eyes were still malicious, Yi Buhuo was still frightened.

Regardless of whether it is premeditated or not, it is not okay to dare to question your own medical skills. This is the ability that you are most proud of!
Yi Buhuo raised his brows and said angrily: "What veterinarian? That's really ugly. Sir, I come from a serious medical family!"

"Is it still reasonable for a quack doctor to cure people to death?"

"He's not dead, don't talk nonsense..."

Before Yi Buhuo finished his defense, he heard someone shouting.

"The quack doctor killed someone, kill him!"

"kill him!"

"Who is leading the rhythm? There is a kind of standing up!"

Yi Buhuo frantically avoided the flying rotten cabbage and rotten eggs, furious.

"I'll wake him up and show you!"

Looking back, the patient lying on the bed looked miserable with a crooked mouth and slanted eyes. He was almost covered by rotten vegetable leaves. Yi Buhuo was dumbfounded.

"Brother, I just pricked the soles of your feet, so you won't have a stroke. At least you can act like it!"

"And where did you get so many vegetable leaves? Have you already prepared for this day?"

The angry crowd was still not satisfied, and several big men had already rushed in.

It's even harder to explain once you move your hands. It seems that it's too late to report to the official now. I'm afraid the day lilies will be cold by the time I get back.

"When the heat goes down, I'll come back with a different identity and settle accounts one by one!"

Yi Buhuo gritted his teeth, ran into the back room and closed the door. Then he randomly stuffed his clothes and all his belongings, climbed out of the window and jumped out.

"The more people bully the less people, right? 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi. Don't bully young people who are poor. I will definitely come back!"

……

Yi Buhuo hid out of the city and hid in a big tree.

"After working so hard for so many years, why would anyone come to trouble me?"

"Even if you are targeting me, you should let me know that I have not offended anyone, right?"

I recalled in my mind for a long time that I had been living from scratch for so many years. I just wanted to live a stable life and be kind to others with my passion for treating illnesses and saving lives.

There is nothing worth doing to make people go to war to ruin their own reputation...

"Don't let me know who it is!" Yi Buhuo gritted his teeth.

If he hadn't been confident in his Yin-Yang needles, he might have really thought that he had wasted his life.

And although I am not old, I am still well-informed, and my thoughts are not as simple as those of people at this stage. Those people's acting skills are so exaggerated, they look like extras at first glance!
This so-called yin-yang acupuncture method was something he figured out after practicing acupuncture when he was ten years old.

Since I stayed in a Taoist temple for two years, I used the Taoist "yin and yang" name to deceive people, but it actually didn't work at all.

In his expectation, the yin needles in the yin and yang acupuncture should have offensive capabilities, specializing in stabbing people's fatal points. But in so many years, he has never even killed a chicken with his own hands, let alone a human. There may be martial arts in this world. A master has internal strength to protect his body, so it is almost nothing.

Yang acupuncture is a treatment method. It essentially combines the unique internal energy of this world to stimulate the circulation of blood and energy in the human body, and uses the human body itself to fight against the disease.Yi Buhuo has devoted himself to research for ten years, and the theory is close to perfection.

Obviously the livestock experiments were normal. At most they would be weak and eat more nutrients to keep up and they would be fine.

I never expected that such a big thing would happen in my first actual battle today...

Now I really have no words to explain...

"It's a pity that in the end I still don't know what the actual effect will be. I don't know if there is any deviation from what I expected..."

Yi Buhuo thought more freely. Anyway, he was the only one left at home. As long as he was alive, there was no place where he was not home!

Rather than being kicked out, what he cared more about was whether the effect of the Yin Yang Needle was successful.

"After so many years of training with Mr. Zhao's pigs, it seems that they are of no use. After all, the physiques of humans and pigs are still different..."

(End of this chapter)