Live broadcast challenge: This anchor has a conscience, but not much

Chapter 15: This lawyer is a bit unreliable!

The photographer looked sad and said: "Brother, my mouth is very dry now, and it's also a little numb..."

Li Mu nodded and asked, "Tell me what you want for your funeral, and I will try my best to satisfy you."

After asking this question, Li Mu picked up the pen and paper he had prepared and looked at the photographer seriously.

"Brother, I haven't been in a relationship yet, and I've never had a girlfriend. Can you burn a girlfriend over here?"

The photographer was really frightened and directly stated his request for the funeral.

"No problem, I'll burn it for you, brother, and I'll burn ten of them for you. They're all the same as those made by celebrities. I'll burn one of each for you."

"Brother, you are so kind to me."

"Do you have any other requests?"

"There is another one. When carving my tombstone, can they prevent them from engraving that I died of poisoning from drinking fugu soup? It would be embarrassing."

Li Mu thought for a moment and said, "Well, when the time comes, it will be remembered that you died gloriously because you saved a drowning child and brought the child ashore."

Hearing this, the photographer nodded with satisfaction.

"Have you finished explaining? If so, go quickly."

Li Mu put away the pen and paper directly, with a hint of sadness on his face.

The photographer was also infected and his nose felt sore.

But he still couldn't help but said: "Brother, would you like to call an ambulance for me? I think I can still save him."

Li Mu: "It's so late now, let's not disturb the doctor's rest."

"It seems so."

The photographer felt that what Li Mu said made sense and said, "Brother, I'll leave now. Goodbye."

Li Mu: "Goodbye."

……

Lin Meina next to her couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but ask:
"What are you talking about, why can't I understand?"

Lin Meina thought for a moment and then thought of why.

"Your mouth is numb, maybe I put too much pepper oil, right?"

puff!

The fans in the live broadcast room all laughed.

And the room suddenly became quiet, eerily quiet.

I'm most afraid of such sudden silence.

In the end, it was Li Mu who broke through first and said, "Congratulations, you don't have to die."

Photographer: "???"

After eating supper, the three of them sat in the living room and watched TV.

When he was bored, Li Mu took the initiative to find a topic and said, "By the way, what do you do?"

"I'm a lawyer." Lin Meina replied with a smile.

Hearing this, Li Mu subconsciously looked at the photographer, and the photographer happened to look at him, their eyes met.

At this moment, the two of them suddenly remembered what they had done today.

"What a coincidence."

Li Mu said, "I happen to have a legal question and I want to ask you for advice."

"Speak." Lin Meina said seriously.

"That's fine, then I'll say it."

Li Mu thought for a moment and said, "I want to ask..."

"I got my brother drunk, then took a cup of urine and made him drink it. Is this illegal?"

Lin Meina: "???"

Photographer: "???"

"Brother, don't you really do that?"

"When we were drinking tonight, I felt something was wrong with a glass of wine. Can you tell me if I got it from the toilet?"

the photographer asked desperately.

Li Mu hurriedly said: "What's the matter? How could I do such a thing?"

"I'm just asking this lawyer as an analogy."

Lin Meina was also stunned.

To be honest, this question also touched on the blind spot of her knowledge.

Before Lin Meina could speak, Li Mu continued to ask: "A woman let a dog bite me. If I don't bite the dog, does biting this woman count as self-defense?"

"My mother was pregnant with me for ten months. Does that count as a prison sentence?"

"Walking alone on the road, I was pulled into the grass by a woman and forced me to do that kind of thing without my consent. Is this considered against the woman's will?"

"If you are sentenced to death, does it count as self-defense to kill the executioner during the execution?"

……

Li Mu talked a lot about Lin Mina and was completely confused.

"Hahaha……"

The photographer was laughing his ass off there.

In the live broadcast room, the veterans were laughing so hard that they were not sleepy at all.

"Haha, No. 6, this old guy, is going to make me laugh to death."

"What kind of brain circuit is this? Can humans come up with it?"

"Haha, this success has made the young lady fall into deep thought."

"Haha, I almost stopped laughing!"

"I don't know if it's illegal to feed my brother urine, but when he wakes up, it will definitely be illegal."

"Photographer, run away quickly. Sooner or later, you will be fed by No. 6."

……

To be honest, Lin Meina felt that her intelligence had been greatly insulted.

For a while, I still haven't come back to my senses.

Li Mu asked with confusion on his face: "Are these questions difficult? Why don't you answer me?"

Lin Meina: "..."

"Brother, please stop making things difficult for others."

The photographer spoke.

But then, the photographer also asked a question: "Miss, if an acquaintance comes to defend you, will there be any discount?"

"Of course there is."

Lin Meina nodded and said, "But I have just graduated, and it has not been long since I started working as a lawyer. I have only fought four lawsuits in total."

"What's the result?" Li Mu asked.

Lin Meina smiled and then said: "The first thing is to help a person sentenced to death to defend his innocence!"

"What was the result?" Li Mu asked.

"Finally lost the case!"

"anything else?"

Lin Meina thought for a moment and said: "The other party has been sentenced to life imprisonment, and I will commute the other party's sentence!"

"You are so awesome!" Li Mu gave a thumbs up.

After hearing this, Lin Meina felt a little embarrassed and said, "But we lost the case in the end."

Photographer: "Why is that?"

Chen Mu: "???"

"Listen to what you said, have you never won a lawsuit?"

"Not so much."

When she heard someone questioning his professional skills, Lin Meina quit her job.

"You don't know, but I won my third lawsuit."

"Win the fight?"

Chen Mu frowned slightly.

Then Lin Meina told the story of the lawsuit.

"It's like this. The plaintiff asked us to compensate 30 yuan. After my hard work, the court gave the penalty and waived the 30 yuan fine and changed it to ten years in prison..."

Chen Mu: "!!!"

Photographer: "!!!"

The veterans in the live broadcast room couldn’t stop laughing.

"I didn't want to laugh, I just couldn't help it."

"Damn it, I really can't help it, hahaha..."

"If you hire a lawyer like this to defend yourself, you will probably have to get more lawyers this year!"

"It really makes me laugh. What could have been solved with 30 yuan, we have to let others do it for ten years."

"This lawyer is really a talent, I have to admire him."

……

Although Lin Meina's record was disastrous, the photographer also held on to her last hope.

He opened his mouth and asked: "I'm just saying, if, if I rob a bank and ask you to help me advance the money, what do you think are the chances of winning?"

(End of this chapter)