Married can split room

Chapter 5 After getting the certificate, you are just a grasshopper wearing a pair of pants
It is normal to put away clothes when it rains, just like the sun rises as usual and the night comes after sunset.

But it was different for Chen Youzhou, who was used to living alone. He didn't even bother to change his clothes. In order to avoid being gossiped about, he wore black, white and gray.

I always wear the same socks, and I don't dare to take off my shoes when there are people around, for fear of accidentally exposing my toes.

Chen Youzhou's life is already very bad. What's worse is that he wants to live with Tao Fushu. How to explain that he is found to like Asuka?

"Senior, I passed the open class exam. Boom, it was like a beam of light shone on my face. There was applause from the audience, but even so, I still didn't smile."

Tao Fushu said unhurriedly that she was sharing her feelings with Chen Youzhou.

She set up a subtext to guide Chen Youzhou to participate in her joy.

Chen Youzhou put the clothes on the balcony inside and hung them up. He was careful and found that there were also socks that he had saved for a long time.

He said, "You are looking for which lighting engineer shot your eyes so hard."

Tao Fushu was dumbfounded. The game planner's brain circuit seemed to be very different.

The subtext of her words was clearly that she wanted Chen Youzhou to ask her, "Why didn't you laugh?"

This wave of Tao Fushu was single-killed, First blood!

"No, what you're curious about right now shouldn't be why I still don't laugh about this matter even though I succeeded in the assessment?" Tao Fushu was persuasive.

Now that she has said it, her thoughts should be very straightforward.

Chen Youzhou not only didn't answer, but instead asked, "Why should I ask?"

Yes, why does Chen Youzhou ask?He didn't seem to have a problem.

The problem is that she seems a little unhappy after being ignored.

In this wave, Tao Fushu suffered a serious blow, double kill!

Tao Fushu is a talented woman, full of talents and poetry, but when facing Chen Youzhou, she actually feels that it is difficult to communicate and is at a loss.

She finally recognized Chen Youzhou, "You are actually a straight man!"

"What is a straight man?"

"It's completely opposite to girls' brain circuits. Straight men like to ask questions."

This was the first time that Chen Youzhou was called a straight man by a girl. He was very pleased, "So, do you mean someone who is completely opposite to my brain circuit is a straight woman?"

"...you" Tao Fushu felt as if her throat was being strangled, and she was speechless.

This wave, another defeat, Trible Kill!

Tao Fushu determined the fact that the habits brought about by profession have common characteristics, and Chen Youzhou is a straight man through and through.

He, loves, takes the path of confrontation and chatting to death.

Tao Fushu looked at Chen Youzhou intently. If she continued to struggle with him, she would probably have sex tomorrow.

"I just wanted to say that although I passed the public course assessment, it was only a small step. It will be time to smile when I get the house." Tao Fushu said directly.

"Just now..." Chen Youzhou looked serious.

A pair of dead fish eyes looked forward. His focus was always strange. He raised his hand and said, "Then what do you want to say now? Let's finish it in one go!"

The unexpected question was like lightning in the middle of the night, making Tao Fushu a little confused.

She has always been leading the conversation, why did her status suddenly change?

"Huh, I won't tell." Tao Fushu gave Chen Youzhou a blank look, a little angry, and didn't even let her go.

Tao Fushu, a girl who likes subtle literature, wanted to lead the conversation so that the two of them could enter the second stage of the house-sharing review and obtain a marriage certificate.

But to say it directly, I want to go to get a certificate with Chen Youzhou, what a shame!

She ran to brush her hair, and spread all the speechless fire on the kitten. She said coquettishly, "Fat cake, hair cake, it's dark, and the green dwarf pine has also lowered its head. I walked into you and told you a secret. It will be a sunny day tomorrow and the wind will be gentle. You can personally collect the certificate from me!"

Tao Fushu stood up and looked at Fu Gao's tail as if there was no one else in the room.

Fa Gao seemed to have some understanding of human nature. He begged for mercy and rubbed his trouser legs next to Chen Youzhou.

Chen Youzhou glanced at Tao Fushu meaningfully. He was happy and walked into the bedroom holding the cake.

Just when Tao Fushu was confused, Chen Youzhou came out holding Fa Gao, and Mao Mao had a page of household registration book and ID card tied to his body.

Chen Youzhou patted Fa Gao on the head, "Fa Gao Fa Gao, tell me how long I can live in the house after receiving the certificate."

Fa Gao liked to stick to Chen Youzhou and he didn't want to move, but Tao Fushu just dragged him to his side.

Tao Fushu never looked at Chen Youzhou coldly from beginning to end. He had to hold on, all for the sake of the house.

"It depends on the master's mood." Tao Fushu finally looked more relaxed.

Fa Gao was slapped by Tao Fushu. As soon as he walked towards Chen Youzhou's feet, he was yelled at.

Chen Youzhou seemed to be bargaining with Fa Gao, but in fact he was safeguarding his own interests, "Fa Gao, go get my things back. If you don't help me anymore, the marriage won't be concluded."

When Tao Fushu heard this, she was hit three times and became very angry.

Pointing to Fa Gao, he spoke plausibly, "Fa Gao, have you heard of the Analects of Confucius? According to the Analects, benevolence and courtesy are like Beichen, who lives in his place and is surrounded by stars. How can such a person be surrounded by stars wherever he goes? How about being dishonest and disrespectful?"

Fa Gao was so anxious now that he was pacing back and forth. He only learned to please others and didn't know what to do.

He was helpless, so he could only open his small mouth at Chen Youzhou and keep "meowing".

Chen Youzhou straightened the hair cake, and turned the cat's head to Tao Fushu, "Confucius doesn't understand, so I speak human language."

Fa Gao pointed back and forth like a megaphone. He couldn't offend either of them. He glared at both of them and climbed onto the cat stand. He put his four legs together and squinted his eyes to observe secretly.

Without a messenger in the middle, the atmosphere suddenly became tense and subtle.

"Ha, be a man and keep your words." Tao Fushu twisted his head, showing his displeasure on his face, sticking out his tongue, "I clearly promised to help him get a house."

"You were the first to keep your word. You clearly agreed that I could build your house together. Why did it depend on your mood?"

"Where do I have it?" Tao Fushu let go of his hands on his chest, revealing his good figure, "When did I say that? Where is the evidence? Take it out and let me see?"

Tao Fushu's eyes were proud and he stretched out his hand towards Chen Youzhou.

Where is the evidence for Chen Youzhou? It's like a woman questioning whether a man and she have a pure friendship. There is no evidence at all.

"Pah!" Chen Youzhou became anxious and slapped off Tao Fushu's paw, "It's still a teacher, it's unreasonable."

"I'm being reasonable, but it's in school with my students." Tao Fushu raised his hand again, smiled, and stretched out his hand to Chen Youzhou, "But you are my senior, you won't let me I, I can only act shamelessly."

After all, women control the world, and the men who create the world have no resistance in front of women.

But Chen Youzhou was different. He slapped Tao Fushu's hand away again.

Chen Youzhou, who loves to go down the road, chose the road of confrontation after all.

He said, "Don't make excuses for riding on my head. When you get your license tomorrow, you will be a grasshopper wearing a pair of pants."

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(End of this chapter)