enemy of civilization

Chapter 65 I told the truth, but people on earth don’t believe it

In the backyard of Su Lou, the little white tiger man stood on the ground and kept gesticulating.

Sitting on the easy chair, Qibao crossed his legs and said thoughtfully, "You said they drank the water in the swimming pool while swimming?"

The little white tiger bent down, imitating the appearance of humans with both claws, constantly pawing.

Qibao said, "You mean, they drank half of the water in the pool? Are they turning on the faucet and drinking like crazy?"

The little white tiger nodded hurriedly.

Qibao pushed his chin, "What do you mean? Are these two planning to make me bankrupt by paying a water bill?"

"But don't they know that our Sulou in Heianjing is a privileged class? Those cowards from the shogunate don't even dare to come to my Sulou to collect the electricity bill!"

The little white tiger swung its tail hurriedly and twisted its butt left and right.

Qibao said, "It's awkward, I know what you mean."

"You are saying that the water fee is not the key, the key is that these two are not from Earth!"

"So, according to you, these two guys are really aliens?"

The little white tiger nodded hurriedly, then crossed his front paws in front of his heart, showing a fearful look.

"You're so scared!" Qibao said angrily, "Even if it's an alien, so what! Aren't you defeated by the boss's jeans?"

"With regard to our boss Xu's inhuman nature and ruthless qualities, let alone aliens, even if they are alien perverts, they have to conquer."

The little white tiger hurriedly pouted and gestured.

Qibao, "Don't worry, wait until I make a call and ask the boss what he will do with these two alien buddies."

Qibao took out his mobile phone, but quickly thought of a problem. Xu Yang didn't seem to have a mobile phone.

Xiaobai turned on the projection TV at this moment.

Qibao suddenly became happy, "Yes, Xiaobai, since you faded, the whole tiger has become smarter!"

"A big shot like the boss always looks like a coquettish yuppie wherever he goes!"

"If we want to find him, just look for the TV show. The boss's paparazzi will help us find the boss!"

Just as the TV screen moved away, I saw a line of big words, "Exciting! The first-person view live broadcast of human weapons is in progress!!"

Qibao secretly thought, the boss is really showing off his show off!
The live broadcast screen was turned on, and there was a box in the middle of the screen. The light in the box was relatively dark, but at a glance, four people could be clearly seen sitting there drinking.

Looking at the real-time number of viewers on the screen, it has soared to the billion level!

Looking at the barrage again, it was so exciting.

"Holy shit, who did I see? An old dog! Haha! The old dog in the world finally couldn't hold it in anymore and came out to do some work!"

"I'm just telling you, if Lao Gou likes to do all kinds of work, how could he not come out in this turbulent era?"

"Brothers, who is the old dog?"

"Are you a public beta player downstairs? The first one on the left is Boiling Yangyang, the fourth in the Heaven Ranking, who is also the dog-licking king of the Pure Love God of War Guild. The second one on the left is Li Taixuan, the superficial brother of Lao Gou! The one on the far right is alone The person sitting on the small sofa is the big boss goalkeeper, Chen Fei, the first to die! He is also the first brother of the current Weird Investigation Bureau! The remaining one is the old dog! "

"But, why is the old dog sitting in the shadow? Why can't I see the old dog's face!"

"Why are you looking at Lao Gou's face? Do you want to have sex with Lao Gou? Lao Gou is notoriously lecherous. If you look more stunning and wear stockings, Lao Gou will take another look at you!"

"Upstairs, upstairs, have you not understood the point? When we look at the old dog, we don't look at the old dog's face. We mainly listen to the old dog bragging!"

"Yes! We came to see Lao Gou just to brag about Lao Gou! Lao Gou studies the game more deeply than anyone else, and he can often pass on some internal information about the game!"

"seriously!"

"It must be true. The old dog is nicknamed GM Trumpet, and it's not for nothing!"

At this moment, in the screen.

Fade Chen raised his hand with a glass of wine, and gestured towards the human weapon in the shadows.

The human weapon held the drink, drank it down in one sip, and the conversation started.

Feiyangyang was the first to ask, "Brother Dog, where have you been during this time?"

Li Taixuan also said, "That's right, old dog. During this public beta period, you are such a dragon but never see the end. I'm worried that you might have an accident!"

Faced with this problem, Xu Yang shook his glass and said in a leisurely voice, "I'm afraid you won't believe me if I tell you!"

As soon as these words came out, the barrage went crazy.

"Old dog, just say it, we will believe it as long as you say it!"

"That's right, Brother Dog, tell me, no matter how nonsense you are, how can you be the one who is nonsense about the novel written by Feng Chengxian?"

"Brother Dog, please elaborate."

Xu Yang leaned on the sofa and said meaningfully, "Since everyone wants to know so much, let me tell you the truth!"

"There's a reason why I disappeared for so long."

"The reason is simple. I was abducted by aliens."

As soon as these words came out, the screen went blank for an instant, and the three people in the box were dumbfounded. Chen Fei, Li Taixuan, and Feiyangyang stared at each other with big eyes.

Damn it, brother, are you too drunk? You are such a bastard. You are not bragging. You are killing a cow!
Directly killed the meeting!
But the barrage reacted quickly, and many players began to boo.

"Brother Dog, are you really abducted by aliens? What do aliens look like!"

"Brother Dog, are the aliens who kidnapped you powerful?"

"Brother Dog, how did you escape back! Did the aliens declare war on our Blue Star?"

Xu Yang held the wine glass and said slowly, "This matter is a long story, let me straighten out my thoughts."

"First of all, let me introduce the alien who abducted me. This alien is familiar to everyone and is called Trisolaran!"

Boiling Yangyang on one side couldn't help but said, "Real or false?"

Li Taixuan asked with great interest, "What does it look like?"

Xu Yang gestured, "What do you say about the Trisolaran people? Generally speaking, they have arms and legs. The small ones are similar to Shen Mengxi in King's Pesticide, and the big ones are comparable to bull demons! They have dense hair on their bodies, and they are aesthetically pleasing. Very non-mainstream, I like the kind of anime with hedgehog heads, and they are just like us, they don’t lie to each other, their consciousness is shared!”

Chen Fei said, "According to Brother Dog, what do you think of these three-body stars and us?"

Xu Yang nodded, "Yes, the difference is not big at all. In other words, the difference between the carbon-based life sequence and the advanced intelligence category is not big!"

"Wait a minute!" Chen Fei said, "Carbon-based life sequence? Brother Dog, what does this mean?"

Xu Yang crossed his legs and said leisurely, "This, we have something to talk about!"

"This has to talk about the order and laws of the current cosmic civilization!"

"A Fei, let me ask you a question, what do you think the laws of the current universe civilization are?"

Chen Fei thought for a moment, "Since the Three-Body Stars exist, then the Dark Jungle Law in the Three-Body Body should also exist! I think the civilized order that exists in the universe now should be the Dark Jungle Law!"

Xu Yang said, "So, what is the law of the dark jungle?"

"This is too simple!" Feiyangyang said, "The universe is a dark forest, and every civilization is a hunter with a gun. Once a civilization is discovered, it will inevitably be attacked by other civilizations!"

Xu Yang snapped his fingers, "Correct! The Law of the Dark Jungle is a very imaginative law of civilization, but it is not the entire law of civilization!"

"In the universe, when a civilization enters the universe, we must first look at the constituent units of this civilization, that is, what are the basic units that make up the civilization!"

"Let's just say that we humans are all carbon-based life forms! Then we are carbon-based!"

"There are many civilizations in the carbon-based sequence, such as us, Trisolaris, Cybertron, Terra, and even the Kingdom of Light!"

"There are many things that surpass Blue Star in the carbon-based life sequence. In this way, if an advanced civilization from another sequence discovers our Blue Star, even if it wants to wipe out our civilization in accordance with the laws of the dark jungle, it still has to worry. Will the sequence it is located in encounter the revenge of carbon-based advanced civilization?"

“If you don’t talk about something far away, let’s talk about a relatively recent example.”

"After the explosion of the planet Cybertron, as the leader of the carbon-based life form sequence, the God of War race at the pinnacle of carbon-based life, Shinra, carried out reciprocal retaliation against the civilization that destroyed the planet Cybertron."

"The Sai Xing Shenluo tribe just sent out a strong man to destroy a galaxy of the opponent and launched a war deterrent against the civilization of the alien sequence. From then on, that sequence civilization never dared to take action against the carbon-based civilization."

"As time goes by, the God of War clan Shinra still carries out the mission of cleansing and revenge. Every member of their clan is born to be able to physically cross deep space. The mission of each clan member is to eliminate civilizations of other sequences and provide carbon-based life Umbrella of civilization.”

"So, although the dark jungle is scary, it is not hopelessly scary. Super strong men of the same order will hold up a protective umbrella for us to fight against the invasion of civilizations of different orders."

After Xu Yang finished talking, the barrage in the live broadcast room went crazy, and the number of people watching the live broadcast soared from one billion to 15 billion!Many Western players even sent out barrages.

Not only was the live barrage going crazy, but everyone in the circular office of the Eastern Public Security Bureau was also at a loss.

Mr. Song adjusted his glasses, his head was in a mess.

Next to Mr. Song, there were Bu Zhengzi, Xuanyuan Jingcheng, Ouyang De, and a large group of scientists, all looking at each other with big eyes and small eyes.

Ouyang De coughed and looked at Mr. Bu Zheng, "Sir, how is the old dog's drinking capacity?"

Ouyang De was talking, and he was obviously talking about whether the old dog was too drunk and was just talking nonsense. Is it okay to have a basic draft when bragging?Isn’t it bad for you to brag in front of billions of people on earth?

Mr. Buzheng understands Ouyang De's words, but Mr. Buzheng can't lie.

The young master thought for a moment and said, "I've never drank like an old dog before!"

Ouyang De said, "How's your drinking capacity?"

The young master did not speak, but Xuanyuan Jingcheng said, "Twice as tall as me! And my drinking capacity is twice as much as yours, Lao Ba! Therefore, Lao Gou's drinking capacity should be more than eight times as much as yours!"

When Ouyang De heard this, he scratched his head and said, "With this beer, I can drink ten boxes without getting drunk. The old dog's alcohol capacity is eight times that of mine. Doesn't that mean that the old dog is sober now and is bragging?"

Mr. Song said from behind, "Is it called bragging to be sober? This is called describing the true order of cosmic civilization!"

Ouyang De looked at Lao Song, "You don't think what he said is true, do you?"

Mr. Song rubbed his temples, "Human beings know nothing about the outside world now. If what he made up is reasonable, I can try to believe it. After all, having some faith is better than knowing nothing."

At this moment, on the screen, Xu Yang drank half a glass of wine, and the atmosphere became more intense. He stood up and started blowing all over the country.

"I'll tell you a secret!"

"Now there is an unwritten rule for the strange game in the universe. This rule is not written in the player agreement, but I know it!"

"This rule is that according to the current order of the ten-level civilization universe, high-level civilizations cannot attack low-level civilizations!"

"So, fellow Earthlings, you don't have to act paranoid about being persecuted every day and think about other civilizations coming to persecute us!"

"It would be great if we don't persecute others!"

Li Taixuan on one side followed Xu Yang's rhythm and said, "Old dog, can you answer a question for me! Why have we never seen the Trisolaris, Cybertron, Terra, the Kingdom of Light, and the Saiyan Planet? Sai Xing! But we can know these civilizations!"

"This question?" Xu Yang said with a smile, "It's very tricky!"

"This starts with the fact that we and they are both carbon-based life forms!"

"We are all advanced intelligent beings in the carbon-based life form sequence, so according to the rules of the universe sequence, advanced civilizations have influence on each other. This is like the kind of sixth sense that is inexplicable. !”

"What if something big happens to the advanced intelligent group of the carbon-based civilization! For example, destruction! For example, the planet explodes! For example, it is killed by other advanced civilizations of different sequences!"

"Then, other advanced carbon-based life forms will sense that the strongest tenth-level carbon-based civilization race at this time needs to shoulder the responsibility of protecting its own sequence civilization and reciprocally retaliating against the alien sequence civilization that destroyed this sequence. Launch a war and take revenge as quickly as possible! The methods include but are not limited to directly scrapping the opponent's planet and eradicating the opponent's serial civilization! The method can be as cruel as possible! Compared with the soft two-dimensionalization of dimensionality reduction and strike, this method is more Tend towards intimidation and repression!”

"This is what the Sai Xing people do. The Sai Xing people are the most powerful existences in our entire sequence. They don't wear armor, they just transform and can press me to the ground and rub me!"

"In addition to super big brother civilizations like the Saixing people, other carbon-based civilizations will also receive warning signals at this time."

"Some outstanding life forms in the carbon-based civilization with a relatively strong sixth sense will use artistic processing to record this civilization that has undergone great changes in writing."

"Because everyone has this sixth sense, when this kind of artwork appears, the sixth sense is activated, so everyone will know about it."

"Since then, we have never been to the planet Cybertron, the Kingdom of Light, the planet Cybertron, or the planet Terra."

"But, we Blue Star people know about the robot Decepticons, we know about Ultraman, we know about Super Saiyan, and we also know about the Nine Apostles of Terra, Held with the Crying Eyes!"

As soon as Xu Yang's words came out, there was a lot of jokes on the bullet screen.

"Brother Dog, you must be too drunk. How is this possible?"

"No, no, Brother Dog, let's call it a day. This drink is not as high as 01:30!"

"Brother Gou can still talk coolly even if he is drunk. He even said that he had fought with a Super Saiyan. Is that true?"

"Super Saiyan, that's a comic. Brother Dog, please stop making trouble. If you really want to be civilized, you have to be Cthulhu!"

"Cthulhu has been very popular recently. Is there a possibility that the planet Cthulhu has been hacked?"

"No way!"

"According to what Brother Gou said, if a strange new civilization or new thing appears in human society, it is likely to be a sixth sense warning before other civilizations die. I think Cthulhu may be in danger. I hope the Saiyans You can get there in time!"

"..."

While everyone was talking about it, Xu Yang's live broadcast lasted for a full five hours before it came to an end in a hurry.

At this moment, the whole world is immersed in a reality-like atmosphere.

Damn it, is this number one in the Eastern Region really bragging, or is this the truth of civilization?

He looked like he had drunk a lot of wine.

But he seemed to be very serious when he spoke, as if he was really telling all Blue Star people the truth about the world.

In Windsor Castle.

The old Duke crossed his shoulders and looked at the TV screen, "Arthur, do you think I should believe his words?"

Outside the balcony, Arthur was playing with a brilliant, three-foot-tall little dragon cub.

Arthur said, "It's hard to say. If you want to believe it, just believe it. If you don't want to believe it, just take his words as a fart! This old dog guy is not doing this for the first time. This time in front of the whole world Renmian has done a big job, and his ability to do this job is much better than his ability to clear weird dungeons!"

The old Duke shook his head and said, "My reason tells me that I should believe it, but my faith tells me not to believe it. The entire world, no, the entire universe, was created by God."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Arthur said, "You are right, I want to take my dragon out to play now!"

The old Duke said hurriedly, "Aren't you going to go to the lighthouse area?"

Arthur said, "Master, it will be August soon, and there are only a few days left. Can't I accompany O Ruon to cultivate a relationship? If the relationship between the dragon knight and the dragon is very weak, he will not be able to become a qualified dragon knight. , that’s what it says on the first page of the dragon training manual.”

The old Duke knocked on the pipe in his hand and couldn't help but said, "I still think it would be good for you to show up with O'Ruon at the lighthouse, so that the three major knights will not fight to the death. Is that possible? The problem is solved.”

"That's your business." Arthur hugged O Ruon, "I'll run away first, bye!"

"Quack!"

Oron made a loud sound, flapped his small wings, and dragged Arthur out of the castle.

In a deep mountain and old forest.

A little rickety body stared at a worn-out TV.

Her eyes were red as she stared at the man chattering on the screen with deep eyes.

Behind her, a golden Taoist priest wearing a yellow robe and a beard said in a calm voice, "Eleven, do you know him?"

Eleven nodded.

Taoist Master Jin Ming stroked his goatee and said leisurely, "Your luck is really good. Just making friends with noble people is much better than being a teacher."

Eleven then turned around and kept gesticulating.

Taoist priest Jin Ming laughed and said, "No, you can't go down the mountain now!"

"You are now my descendant from Maoshan, and in the future you will become the supreme corpse cultivator of the four zombie kings!"

"How could you come down the mountain at this time?"

"These three hundred miles of Maoshan are all treasures. Next time something strange comes, if the secret hiding place of the Han Demon appears, you are in luck. Your future prospects are limitless!"

"At that time, you become a drought demon and recognize your noble benefactor. It will not be a burden, but a help!"

"You said, right?"

Eleven nodded.

Daoist Jin Ming waved his sleeves, and his voice was melodious, echoing in the valley, "I practiced like a crane, with two scriptures under a thousand pines. I came to ask and said, the clouds are in the blue sky and the water is in the bottle."

(End of this chapter)