enemy of civilization

Chapter 40 There is no God of Cookery in this world, or maybe everyone is a God of Cookery!
In three days, the Jubao Pavilion Auction in the Eastern Region has become extremely popular.

The headline on the front page of Dongda District International Weekly is, “Only you can’t think of it, you can’t buy it in Jubao Pavilion!”

Star Gate·Fruits of Civilization!Take your country to the interstellar era!

longevity fruit!A long life of thousands of years is no longer a dream!

Golden entry!Above all living beings, beyond versions!

Purple entry!

Warcraft tips!

Training coupon!
Countless rare treasures!

The lists of items that were revealed one after another are constantly shocking the world's attention.

The treasures of the Eastern Region have not only attracted the attention of more than one billion people in the Eastern Region, but also attracted the attention of the Western Region, the North and South Regions, the Equator Region, and even some Gala Corner Regions that you have never heard of. The attention of tens of billions of people.

Since Jubao Pavilion uses a closed beta platform for auction this time, the transaction must involve closed beta players, and the [-] closed beta players in the Eastern Region also found opportunities to take advantage of this opportunity.

One hundred thousand closed beta players have opened their own auction house branches, which can help with auctions and goods collection, but they have to draw points!

People who really want to auction don't care about the commission at all. Many rich people without points have begun to privately look for players to exchange real money for game mall points!

As the time gets closer and closer, the ratio of points to real banknotes is almost suffocating!

One hundred thousand real banknotes, exchange for one point!

Even in the center of Longcheng, a super city in Dongda District, housing prices are only a mere [-] yuan per square meter.

In other words, as long as you have [-] points, you can go directly to Longcheng City Center to pick up a large flat floor!
But even so, it's still hard to find.

In order to get points from the mall, the camel princes, who always regarded themselves as rich, offered a sky-high price of 100 million points!
The princes used their familiar way to show the world their luxury and nearly unlimited money ability!

While the whole world was showing off their wealth and preparing for the Jubao Pavilion auction, Heping Jing, who was living a pretty good life, was immersed in a weird atmosphere.

In the past three days, strange fog has always appeared in the city center of Heianjing.

First, a black and light mist appeared, covering all the areas within the third ring. After this black mist was absorbed by people, people in the entire third ring quickly aged instantly, from 20 years old in one day. Live to be a hundred years old, and many people die of old age!

Among them, the worst one is undoubtedly the Sheriff's Department in the city center.

The dead officials from the Heianjing Public Security Bureau were all pulled out in truckloads.

Not long after the black poisonous mist disappeared, a red mist appeared again. Although this time the mist was not as deadly as the last time, it had the rare effect of the sweat medicine!
As a result, people and stray dogs in the entire Third Ring Road were extremely excited. Overnight, the business of Red Romance and Custom Street was paralyzed!

The red mist had just ended, and before the people of Heianjing, who had suffered two disasters, had come to their senses, another light green mist appeared.

This fog is very powerful. Although it cannot cause death or excitement, it can cause hallucinations. Overnight, there are one or two thousand more cases of mental illness and depression within the Third Ring Road.

Faced with the recurring strange incidents in the central urban area, the residents of Heianjing are panicking. They demand an answer from the Heianjing Public Security Bureau!
In the face of people's doubts, the Heianjing Public Security Bureau bowed and apologized as usual, refusing to admit that the fog was spreading from the city center.

If you want to question again, then have an honorable caesarean section!

What is the reason that the officials of the Public Security Bureau would rather have a caesarean section than announce the truth?
Some well-informed people have revealed the secret.

It is said that these poisonous gases came from a tea restaurant next to the public security department in the city center. It is said that there was a fire in that tea restaurant three days ago!
The name of this tea restaurant is Su Lou!

And Su Lou recently hired a chef named Xu Yang.

So, don’t ask. If you ask again, you will be cut off.

What did Xu Yang experience in three days?
In Xu Yang's own words, this is a super devil training comparable to that of the chef of Shaolin Temple, the same model as Master Xing's God of Cookery!
In three days, Xu Yang experienced palace cooking, folk cooking, Xia Shang cooking, modern cooking, monster cooking, human cooking...

Xu Yang inherited his traditional talents as an amateur game DNF anchor. The male anchor cooked food and the female anchor fucked. In just three days, success was... out of control.

Of course, in Xu Yang's own words, I am an all-round talent. I only need to know the general process of dishes, understand the essence of cooking, understand the principles of cooking, and understand the pattern of the God of Cookery!

As for the details?

Of course, the details are left to the sous chef!

For example, Qibao!

As a chef, I want to become a legendary god of food like Mr. Xing.

In the floor-to-ceiling mirror, Xu Yang gently stroked the chef's hat that was more than two feet high on his head with his hand!
Xu Yang looked at himself in the mirror. The elegant and well-fitting chef's robe, with the delicate Suzhou embroidery craftsmanship with golden edges, fluttered in the wind, setting off his own temperament. However, his elegance was mixed with a bit of elegance!

Xu Yang remembered Qibao's words, the man who can cook is not necessarily the strongest, but he must be the most heart-warming.

At this moment, a weak voice came from downstairs, "Master, finally finish with one piece!"

Xu Yang turned around and looked around. In the kitchen not far away, Qibao was lying on the ground with his arms and legs spread out. The smoke from the kitchen smoke made his delicate silver-white face pitch black. The whole fox was so weak that he seemed to be ascending to the Paradise of Elysium at any time!
Xu Yang walked up and said, "Doing such a small amount of work has exhausted you so much. How can you mess with me in the future?"

Qibao raised his hand tremblingly, "Xu Gou, you must be conscientious when you speak! In the past three days, have I rested for even one minute? You kept sharpening me and asked me to cook, cook, cook! I can do it all by myself at the same time Take care of twelve stoves! Do you use me as a machine?"

Xu Yang took out three glass bottles from his arms.

Three glass bottles contain three kinds of crystal clear particles.

The first bottle is black, and a drop of it can be put into the food to give the food the effect of promoting longevity.

The second bottle is green. Add a drop of it into the food. It is a great tonic for the human soul. It can be called a great tonic for the soul and spirit!
The third bottle is red. Putting it into the food can greatly activate the blood vessels and enhance the physical strength of the human body!

The particles of these three colors are all high-quality products cultivated by Xu Yang using the entries in the Classic of Mountains and Seas [Health Preservation and Chef].

These three glass bottles are also Xu Yang’s biggest gain in three days!

To make the three kinds of salt-like crystal particles of the God of Cookery play their best role, you need to select ingredients and foods.

Xu Yang discovered that the rarer the ingredients and food, the greater the medicinal effect!

For example, with the same dose, adding ordinary street porridge and soy milk will give you three to five days more life!
But if you eat delicacies such as sea cucumber and abalone, you can live another three to five weeks!

If it's food made from spirits and flesh, it can live for another three to five years!
So, is there a possibility that increasing the dose will make the medicine more effective?
Xu Yang tried it, but the effect of the medicine was not controlled. Thousands of people died of old age in the entire Third Ring Road in one day!
Xu Yang has been testing the effects of the medicine in the past few days. Through rich practical experience, Xu Yang has perfectly controlled the dosage, which is just the limit of food carrying capacity, and at the same time, the effect of the medicine will not be too strong to cause backlash!

As the saying goes, medicine is equal to three parts poison. As a man who aspires to become the God of Cookery, he must keep this in mind.

Of course, Xu Yang can only apologize if he accidentally eats someone to death. I am a chef, not a doctor. Food poisoning is a mistake every cook will make.

So the question is, does Xu Yang eat the food he made?
Of course you eat it, but Xu Yang will let Qibao eat it first!

Qibao watched Xu Yang rolling up his sleeves and adding his special crystalline particles to each prepared dish in a salt-spreading gesture.

Qibao wiped his dark cheeks. Although he cursed, he still admired Xu Yang in his heart.

This master really has the power to turn decay into magic. In the past three days, he has eaten a lot of this kind of crystallized food for himself. As a result, his demon aura and demon body have been strengthened a lot!
Qibao even has a feeling that if he follows this master, he will hopefully grow nine tails when he reaches the age of [-]!

In the lineage of fox fairies, the more tails they have, the more powerful they are, and how many tails they have in adulthood will only be a few tails in the rest of their lives!
Therefore, the fox fairy attaches great importance to the juvenile stage. If you can grow an extra tail in the juvenile stage, your adult strength will be doubled in the future!
"It's done!"

"worn out!"

Xu Yang was panting from exhaustion, pinching his waist, and turned around to look at the thousands of bowls of food with ingredients placed on his desk.

Qibao said with a crooked mouth, "Are you tired? It's me who is tired! I worked hard cooking for three days and three nights! You just sprinkle salt on it and say you are tired. What about me, who should I complain to?"

Xu Yang put the three empty glass bottles back into his cuffs and said, "You and I are different. You are a demon and I am a human. We have different physiques. If you are more tired, your psoas muscles will not wear out. I am different." , If I work hard for a long time, my lumbar muscles will wear out, and I will suffer from insomnia all night long. Once I lose sleep, I will be in a bad mood, and if I am in a bad mood, I will like to give people a hard time! You don’t want to be fucked by a big bad every day, right? "

Qibao gritted his teeth and said, "There are a thousand portions of food in this! What do you mean! Are they all going to be auctioned off to Shen Wansan?"

Xu Yang straightened his chef hat and sat lazily on the sofa, "You want to eat shit!"

"Do you know who Shen Wansan is?"

"The number one black-hearted dog dealer in internal testing!"

"I am a wild goose and he is a wild goose!"

"Give him a thousand shares! Guess how much he gave me?"

Qibao said, "Qi Cheng?"

Xu Yang said, "[-]% belong to others!"

Qibao was stunned, "No way, you get [-]%?"

Xu Yang said, "Thirty percent, I have to stick to my old face to say good things to get it!"

Qibao said angrily, "Is this too much? Is there no one to take care of Shen Wansan? The two of us worked hard for three days and three nights, but in the end he got [-]%?"

Xu Yang looked at the irritable little fox, and said helplessly, "That's it, [-]%, how many people want to kneel, there is no such way! After all, it is a monopoly industry. Don't say that I, Xu Yang, can't beat him, even if it is the Nine Great Guilds. The combined wealth may not be enough for Shen Wansan!"

Qibao jumped to his feet and said, "This is called monopoly! This is the evil capitalism! We want to eliminate the capitalists!"

Xu Yang said, "Destroy the hammer! If the capitalists are eliminated, things will be even more troublesome!"

“Capital is weak, and when you are strong enough, capital will become your dog.”

"Capital must exist, but we must occupy the top!"

Qibao wiped the pot ashes from his face, "Then, boss, what should we do?"

Xu Yang said, "First of all, we only take out thirty copies of a thousand copies! Ten copies of each kind!"

Qibao said, "Thirty copies are given, isn't it a bit too little?"

Xu Yang said, "Of course it's less. Things are more valuable when they are scarce. If you take a thousand at once, the price will not go up! What we want is a high price!"

Qibao nodded, "What about the rest? Store it?"

Xu Yang shook his head, "No, the rest must be released soon! For the rest, I don't plan to let Shen Wansan draw my blood!"

Qibao said, "How exactly does it work?"

Xu Yang said, "Thirty cents will be given to Shen Wansan, and then we will pay a high price and find a way to buy our thing back!"

"Since then, we have taken pictures of our own items, and it doesn't matter how much we spend. We just pay with the left hand and go to the right!"

"We can get the baby a very, very high price!"

"In this way, everyone knows that the goods are in our hands. At this time, someone must want to buy goods from us."

"At that time, we can sell all our thousand pieces of goods privately. When we sell, we will tell them to sign a private agreement and they are not allowed to disclose the goods they bought from me!"

"In this way, a thousand pieces of goods can be sold at a high price for our thirty pieces!"

"Yours, understand?"

Qibao opened his mouth wide.

As an indigenous monster who has never flown on a plane or left Heian Kyo.

The simple Qibao had never seen such a complicated routine.

Using the left hand and the right hand, and then clearing out his own goods, this is equivalent to giving Shen Wansan whoring for nothing!

At this moment, Qibao could only think of two words about his master, Niubi!

Xu Yang is not proud at all. These are operations that Xu Yang considers to be normal.

Xu Yang and Shen Wansan have been fighting each other all year round. Shen Wansan wants to blackmail Xu Yang, and Xu Yang wants to prostitute Shen Wansan for free. The two of them have fought each other too many times. This kind of operation is a daily operation!
Xu Yang took out his nail clippers and trimmed his nails while saying, "As my old enemy, Shen Wansan will know my trump card very well. He will definitely make me fail in my prostitution."

"For example, put my auction items at the end, or directly create a failed auction process."

"After all, he can't make any money, and I can't make any money either. If I want to prostitute him for nothing, I have to pay the price."

"Therefore, we should keep a close eye on our lives and work, take out thirty copies and give them directly to Shen Wansan!"

"This is called human kindness!"

Qibao took out paper and pen, "Understood! I recorded it."

Xu Yang added, "There are restrictions on taking God of Cookery food, that is, you can only take it once! Although the food we provide can help extend your life span by three to five years, these life spans have limited appeal to closed beta players. Many closed beta players What I want to eat is the longevity fruit."

"So, our customers this time are basically ordinary people, or OLD, MONEY! These people are the former royal aristocrats and tycoon bosses! They are not short of money, and they are very afraid of death! So they need food!"

Qibao said, "What the boss said is absolutely true. Is there anything else you want to add?"

Xu Yang pondered for a moment and looked at the clothes drying rack not far away, on which was placed the hoodie he wore from the rental house in Xingfu Community.

Xu Yang said, "I want to quit the Tianbang."

Qibao was stunned, "What do you mean? Aren't you the number one brother on the list? Why did you quit the list? Isn't the number one on the list bad?"

"Okay!" Xu Yang said, "The first place on the list has various benefits, including gift points, but the first place also has disadvantages. The first place attracts too much hatred."

"I have cooked a lot in the past three days, and I found that my existence is like a mountain, blocking many people."

"And I want to be a man who walks out of a hundred thousand mountains. I can become a mountain, but I can't stop people!"

"I have to talk to Mr. Song. In the future, I will achieve the ranking list and cover up my name. Let Ouyang behind me become the first one on the list. From now on, I will remain anonymous."

"From then on, it became an invisible mountain."

Qibao looked at Xu Yang, "You are deceiving them. Is this interesting?"

Xu Yang said, "Being number one on the list is not as fun as being the God of Cookery! There are more than 200 billion people in the world! I control everyone's secret to longevity, and my points are worry-free!"

"So, I don't really need rankings to make profit for me."

"Although I have to admit that being on the first list is indeed very convenient in terms of making profits, but I don't need it anymore."

"I need to calm down and hide my strength and bide my time!"

"My opponent is not a player, it is a mountain of [-], it is the system!"

"do you understand?"

Qibao blinked, "Probably, I understand."

"You know nothing!" Xu Yang said, "Go and pack these thousand portions of food for the God of Cookery! I will teleport it out later!"

Qibao said again, "By the way, we are almost running out of meat in the cold storage. This time..."

Xu Yang said, "There will definitely be a lot of weird residual value scraps auctioned on the last day of the rankings. I will give you money then, and you can buy whatever you want!"

Qibao jumped for joy, "Long live the boss! I'll go pack it now!"

Xu Yang looked at Qibao's cheerful back, and stroked his chef's hat. Xu Yang now felt that his mentality could not be compared with that during the internal test.

During the internal beta test, I was very optimistic about the number one on the list, but now, the number one on the list is more like a burden.

Ask yourself, are you short of points?The God of Cookery is in hand, I have the points!
Missing an entry?Refining system, free refining!Infinite training!
What do you lack?It lacks the spirit of death to challenge the game during the closed beta!

I am still the young man who shouted to walk out of the mountain of [-] yuan. I should not be bound by fame and fortune!
Hide your name on the list and let others list it!
Being an invisible mountain is your own way out.

I want to explore the limits of the weird game and find a way out of the Hundred Thousand Mountains. I want to realize the mantra that I never realized in my previous life!
Only in this way, when countless players have overcome countless difficulties and gone through hardships, thinking that they have walked out of a hundred thousand mountains, when they look up, there is an invisible mountain, and there is me!

Then this player must be very crushed!
Xu Yang was suddenly looking forward to this scene!

At this time, if there are any acquaintances here, they will definitely say, old dog, you are so perverted!

At this moment, Qibao said, "Boss, it's packed."

Xu Yang glanced at the neatly packed food, and his expression instantly became depressed.

Qibao murmured, "Boss, isn't that right?"

Xu Yang said angrily, "Is this your first day packing food? How can you sell it at a high price if you pack it like this?"

Qibao was confused, "Then, how should I pack it? I usually pack it like this!"

"You're so stupid!" Xu Yang couldn't help but say, "Food is about three-thirds real materials and seven-tenths decoration packaging! Packaging, you know? Only by giving a romantic name can you set a high price! "

"Just like these thirty samples, ten have the same effect, we can sell six separately, and then the remaining 24, three by three, will be packed quickly, and we will have a romantic gold and silver longevity package for ten years!"

"In other words, love has you and me, and we will be romantic together for ten years!"

"This delicious delicacy will extend my dream for ten years!"

"In short, food must be separated from the level of food consumption, and must be linked to romance, love, feelings, wishes, ambitions, and the anxieties of life such as not getting what you want!"

"Only in this way can the price go up! Do you understand marketing?"

"Everything base and marketing, do you understand?"

Qibao scratched his head stupidly, "The boss is teaching me a lesson, I'm going to repack it now!"

Xu Yang sighed, "Hurry up, remember, you must be as noble as possible. What we sell is not food, what we sell is ideal, a gift from the God of Cookery!"

(End of this chapter)