enemy of civilization

Chapter 36 The local gang is so rude! (Two in one, please read it)

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A large iron pot with a diameter of two meters was placed on the stove.

Under the iron pot, the flame is blazing!

In the iron pot, white soup is boiling.

In the middle of the iron pot, a man was lying on his back with various parts floating around him.

There are Kappa's arms, Nekomata's legs, and Yamala's fingers!
There is even a custom cow ghost that is the size of a wheel and looks like a big crab but has a grimace!
After so many body parts of Heian Kyo legendary monsters were boiled in white soup, the blood in those monsters followed the white soup and hit the man in the middle.

A scarlet shield visible to the naked eye appeared around the man. This shield circled around the man and continuously absorbed the monster's blood into the man's body.

Time passed by minute by minute.

Inadvertently, in the steam, the man's eyebrows moved.

Xu Yang had woken up at this moment. Xu Yang figured out why his body felt so warm. It turned out that he had been tricked!

and many more?

It's off!
Damn it!Isn't this the five-star treatment that only Tang Sanzang received?

How can I be a mere mortal, enjoy this great blessing!
This needs to be cooked quickly, as it will be cooked later!
But just when Xu Yang was about to leave, Xu Yang felt the warm current reverberating in his body, and the meridians and blood vessels around his body seemed to have been reshaped, itching slightly, but extremely smooth!

Could this be said to be the legendary state of body shedding?

Xu Yang wasn't sure, but Xu Yang knew that it would be fine if he continued to lie down.

I have an exclusive entry in the Classic of Mountains and Seas. What kind of existence is the Classic of Mountains and Seas?
That is a strange book about the gathering of ancient gods, men, and beasts. The god of fire Zhurong controls the sky fire, so what can he do if he lies in a boiling pot!
Xu Yang simply continued to lie inside, and listened to the other party's details, and why the other party threw him into the pot to boil?I’m not Tang Sanzang!
Soon, the door opened.

Xu Yang in the pot vaguely saw three red-named dwarfs walking in side by side through the steam.

The three dwarfs looked up at the huge iron pot.

"Can you endure it like this?"

"Of course it's possible! If the Great Tengu died in his hands, then the Great Tengu's demonic power must have been eaten by him! As long as we combine big fire with small fires, and use various demon blood and medicinal materials, we can destroy the Great Tengu's demonic power. Purified from his body!”

"So, when the time comes, even a sip of his bath water will increase his demonic power!"

"That's for sure! Go! Put a bucket of fennel in the pot! And soy sauce! I'll get a pot of coriander!"

Just when the three dwarfs still wanted to talk, Xu Yang in the pot couldn't help it anymore.

If you cook me or even eat me, I will consider it!

But can I not put coriander in it?

I hate cilantro!
Xu Yang suddenly slapped his palm on the boiling white soup, then jumped up, his whole body roaring into the sky!

The bright white soup was flying, and a naked young man flew out of the pot by free diving upside down. In mid-air, Xu Yang looked at the three famous dwarfs below with clear eyes, "Wow, you guys. "

The three weirdos looked at the "food" flying out of the pot upside down, and they were all dumbfounded.

The water is boiling like this, why is this man not yet cooked?

It even jumped out of the pot gracefully!

The three looked at each other strangely, and the next moment, they all ran towards the back door!
"I just want to get up and run now! It's too late!"

"Eat my trick!"

"Flash Earth Splitting Slash!"

Xu Yang's figure fell from the sky, and the two burning blood flames in his hands suddenly converged into a terrifying giant sword that was surging and burning!
The giant sword slammed into the ground!

With the giant sword as the center, everything within a radius of 50 meters is shrouded in the shadow of the red mountain!
The three weirdos looked at each other and roared in their hearts, "Fight him!"

"Let it know the power of our Nine-Tailed Yin Yang Liao!"

"Young master will avenge us!"

The three weird killer moves were launched in unison. They were looking forward to giving Xu Yang a fatal blow when he landed on the ground.

But what is surprising is that as soon as Xu Yang landed, his figure suddenly blurred into a QR code, and his whole body seemed to be covered with a layer of mosaic!

"Wait, why can't I see this person!"

"Can't lock him!"

"What kind of guy is this! White name? Even more powerful than gold name!"

However, Xu Yang's sword had already touched the ground, and the terrifying illusory red 50-meter diameter mountain shadow that appeared around Xu Yang shattered and exploded!

Following the collapse of the mountain, there were countless ravines on the cracked ground, and the ravines spurted out bloody sword energy!

Blood energy, sword energy, explosion, boom——

The basement kitchen, the foundation of Yin Yang House, everything was gone.

10 minute later.

Xu Yang wrapped his buttocks with a scarf and lay carelessly on a recliner. In front of Xu Yang, kneeling were twenty or thirty people with all kinds of fancy and strange customs and specialties of Ping An.

He is also known as the representative of shrewdness and cunning - the slippery ghost.

A mountain lady with a stooped waist, dry skin all over her body, but a beautiful face.

There is a snow girl whose body is covered with ice, who walks with frosty footprints, and whose face has no facial features.

There is a mountain boy with only one eye and a toad mouth, but with the body of a human child.

……

There is also a little loli who is only about one meter tall, but is made of pink and jade, has long silver-white hair, and extremely delicate facial features!
Xu Yang was lying on the bench, with the +13 Zanpakutō in his hand, looking strangely at the Heian Kyo specialty products kneeling in a row and lying on the ground.

Xu Yang said lazily, "How did I get here?"

The cute loli with long silver hair who was about one meter below yelled angrily, "You killed His Highness the Daitengu. We must avenge His Highness the Daitengu!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the monsters kneeling on the ground shouted, "Kill you! Revenge for His Highness the Great Tengu!"

"We have nothing to do with the world, but you killed His Highness the Great Tengu. We want to avenge the Great Tengu!"

"Vengeance, revenge!!"

Xu Yang looked at everyone's weirdness, smiled slightly, and raised the knife in his hand!
Shan Tong and Shan Lao, who screamed most joyfully, all exploded and turned into hero fragments all over the sky.

The next moment, everyone was eerily silent, not saying a word.

Xu Yang bent down and came to the front of Slippery Ghost. Xu Yang raised his hand and held Slippery Ghost's chin, "I ask you a question, and you answer a question, otherwise, they will be your fate!"

Xu Yang has already read the entry of the slick ghost, this slick ghost is the least courageous, but also the smartest.

This kind of guy, as long as you scare him a little, will tell you everything!

The Slippery Ghost was so frightened that he did not dare to move. He was completely blinded.

You know, in the past Heianjing, their Hundred Ghosts were famous existences. Even the mages and monks had to give in, and the people even burned incense for them!

However, since the strange fog came, the lives of the Hundred Demons have become worse day by day, especially this time when the strange fog descended on Heianjing. Originally, the Big Tengu was going to lead everyone out to make money, people, territory, and make a fuss. My own career!

However, who would have expected that the Great Tengu would be hacked to death by him in the opening scene without reading the imperial calendar when he went out!

"Tell me!" Xu Yang said, "How did you catch me!"

The slippery ghost looked at the humans in front of him stiffly. He was not sure why the humans in front of him were not afraid of him. Everyone should be afraid of his ugly face!

The human in front of him slowly raised his left hand, and then slashed it down!

Throw off the big pussy bag hard!

The slippery ghost's head was almost deformed!

Xu Yang sneered, "I'm asking you a question! How did you catch me?"

The slippery ghost was dumbfounded by a big dick. He lay on the ground, trembling, "Return, return to the noble strong man, we, we run a hotel. Your friend sent you sleeping to the hotel and left. We got you."

When Xu Yang heard this, he was instantly confused.

Pig teammates!

Don’t you have fucking eyes?
Can red-name hotels accommodate white-name players?
Isn't this the story of Pan Tao visiting the Flower and Fruit Mountain, Pan Jinlian inviting Ximen Qing, and Tang San hiding in the daughter's kingdom, never to return?

The slippery ghost added, "Our hotel is run by mortals, and they don't know that it is our territory."

Xu Yang looked at the slick guy, "Second question, who came up with this idea that gave me a thumbs up?"

The slippery ghost pointed at the pink and jade-carved little loli on one side, "That's it! It said that according to the ancestral book of monsters, humans cannot absorb monster power, so the monster power of the Daitengu is still in your body, and it says to put you Boil it, so that the demonic power of the Daitengu can be diluted. When the time comes, we can drink your bath water and become stronger!"

"The local gang is so rude!" Xu Yang couldn't help but shake his head, "You told the truth, you are a good monster! But you are so ugly that it disgusts me!"

The slippery ghost said hurriedly, "Then--"

Xu Yang flicked the back of his knife with his finger.

The next moment, a blood-red sword energy flew out from the Zanpakutō, directly splitting the Slippery Ghost into hero pieces.

Even faster, other weirdos retreated in fear!

And Xu Yang was too lazy to talk nonsense. He swung his sword across his body and made a graceful backward jump!
After jumping back, a terrifying blood-red sword energy as tall as a person penetrated the entire monster camp!
Boom—crackling!
These twenty or thirty strange red names were chopped into pieces by Xu Yang in just an instant.

But what surprised Xu Yang was that just when his back jump hit the last silver-haired lolita, the lolita suddenly opened her little hand, and a long, clear knife like glass appeared in her hand!

"Hasa!"

The silver-haired loli twirled her long knife and smashed her own back jump.

The silver-haired loli's beautiful eyes widened, and drops of sweat formed on her forehead. It discovered that, that scary white player, no, was gone!

"With such a reaction speed, is this the first day you come out to do weird things?"

"Answer me! Roar!"

A roar came from behind!

The silver-haired loli realized there was a voice behind her, and before she could turn around, a heavy burst of fatherly love fell from the sky!

Give me a big pussy!
It was photographed directly!

The silver-haired loli felt that she could cut off his palm with a knife!
However, the strange thing is that no matter what, I can't swing my sword. I am bound by a layer of red blood. What kind of restraint is this?
It was too late, but at that moment, a big dick slapped it hard on the face!
With a whoosh, the silver-haired loli was knocked out more than ten meters!

The silver-haired Lolita brought out deep ravines on the ground, and dust was flying!
Xu Yang rubbed his wrists and laughed loudly, "In my three years of internal testing, I have seen more monsters and ghosts than the relatives on your family tree!"

"To deal with Hong Ming, I have a hundred ways to humiliate you to death! A hundred ways!"

"For example, if you want to eat me, how about I eat you?"

In the dust, there was a roar, but a huge pale beast was seen charging towards Xu Yang Arrancar!
Xu Yang's eyes were introverted, and he reluctantly saw an extremely handsome white fox, three meters tall, and almost ten meters long with its tail!

The silver-white demon fox jumped up and opened its bloody mouth towards him!
Xu Yang laughed out loud, "Hey, my little baby is angry?!"

Xu Yang held the hilt of the Zanpakuto with one hand, and the huge blade suddenly spun around, and then stabbed into the ground hard!

Xu Yang's pupils were closed, as if he had entered some mysterious and mysterious state.

This is the exclusive realm of swordsmen of gods and ghosts, the ultimate sword realm!
"Roar!"

The silver-white fox demon's figure was about to fall for an instant.

Xu Yang's whole body was distorted by time and space!

It realized something was wrong and looked around sharply.

But he saw blood-red Xu Yang's phantoms appearing one after another in mid-air. Each of those Xu Yang's phantoms were as bright red as demons, each holding a giant blade, surrounding him from all directions, in the sky and on the ground.

next moment!
Dozens of Xu Yang's blood-red phantoms rushed in crazily, and streaks of blood bloomed like the most vivid cutting lines of life!

wipe!wipe!wipe!
Countless crimson killing sword energy penetrated the body of the silver-white demon fox!

Every slash is an absolute critical hit!
The bloody fireworks tempered one piece.

With the last rising dragon slash!

The huge body of the silver-white demon fox fell hard to the ground and lay under Xu Yang's jeans.

Its huge beastly body slowly disappeared, turning into the silver-haired and immature little loli that it was at the beginning.

Xu Yang opened his eyes, raised his Zanpakutō, looked at the demon fox lying on the ground, and then bent down.

Xu Yang raised the silver-haired Lolita's face with his left hand, "Fight with me Xu Yang, do you have the strength?"

The silver-haired Loli yelled angrily, "I am only a child. If I advance to an adult body, it will be easy to kill you!"

Xu Yang laughed, "Young body?"

Xu Yang plans to give another big dick a try.

But at this moment, the system sound appeared.

"System prompts: [The Classic of Mountains and Seas] entry has found an excellent seedling of a strange mountain and sea beast! If this beast is cultivated, it will have a chance to be promoted to the Legend of Mountains and Seas, Qingqiu Nine-tailed Sky Fox! Please try to include it as much as possible!"

Xu Yang was a little confused, it couldn't be such a coincidence!

So you picked up a good seedling of a strange beast from the entry in [The Classic of Mountains and Seas]?

Could it be said that my luck has changed my destiny?

Must be!
I was in Dongda District before, and it was extremely unlucky. When I came to Heianjing, I did so many good things and killed so many weirdos. I must have changed my life!
My luck right now should be Seal plus European Emperor!

Then the question comes again. Xu Yang was a pure warrior player before and was not familiar with the summoner's routine at all. How to recruit summoned beasts?
Xu Yang thought about it.

I don’t understand summoners, but I’ve never eaten pork, and haven’t seen a pig running?
I have watched many dog ​​training and raising videos on TV!If you don't obey, you'll be beaten!How can a beast escape my clutches?

Xu Yang grabbed the silver-haired Loli's little face with one hand, "Since you are so unconvinced, I will give you a chance!"

The silver-haired loli was stunned, "Really?"

Xu Yang said, "Of course, but you have to recognize me as your master!"

The silver-haired loli said angrily, "Impossible!"

Snapped!
Xu Yang hit him with a big dick, letting the little monster enjoy a summer filled with stars!

Xu Yang asked again, "Is it possible?"

The silver-haired loli pursed her lips and said bleedingly, "No——"

Xu Yang raised his big palm.

The silver-haired loli finally gave in, "Okay!"

Xu Yang chuckled, and then spent a hundred points to buy a summoned beast contract in the mall, "Sign!"

The silver-haired loli gritted her teeth and wrote her name, "Qibao."

Xu Yang also wrote his name on the summoner's position, so that the summoning contract would take effect.

Registration details follow.

Xu Yang said, "How old are you this year?"

The silver-haired loli said, "Two hundred years old!"

Xu Yang continued, "Gender!"

The silver-haired loli asked, "Don't you know how to read it yourself?"

Xu Yang said, "Female?"

The silver-haired loli said angrily, "Male! Male! I'm so cute, I must be a boy!"

Xu Yang scratched his head and looked at the silver-haired Lolita, looking at it from top to bottom, bottom to top, "With all due respect, you look like a girl, you don't look like a male monster! From what I've seen , Generally, the males in weird movies are ugly and very big. You don’t look like a male..."

The silver-haired loli turned around angrily, turned her back to Xu Yang, and started peeing while standing.

Xu Yang coughed and lowered his head, "Even if it's a man!"

The silver-haired lolita, no, the silver-haired Shota jumped up and said, "What does it mean to forget? I am a boy! A male, a male fox! Before our clan was three hundred years old, it was difficult to distinguish between men and women! Do you understand?"

Xu Yang couldn't help but say, "Okay, your family is great, that's it! Let me tell you about your family situation and how many people are in your family!"

Silver-haired Shota said, "Only by myself! I'm an orphan!"

"I like this." Xu Yang said, "I am very similar to your master. I am also an orphan. I come from a place called Qidian Orphanage!"

The silver-haired shot showed two pairs of snow-white teeth and bared his teeth, "My family's bloodline is noble, and it cannot be compared to you mortals! You are humiliating me!"

Xu Yang raised his palm, and the silver-haired young lady did not dare to bare her teeth for a moment, but she still said unconvinced, "My ancestors are really powerful. Legend has it that the first generation ancestor is the nine-tailed demon fox Su Daji from the East District!"

"Do you know Su Daji? She was King Zhou's favorite concubine! She was killed by Jiang Ziya. Fortunately, she had nine lives and escaped from Dongda District!"

"Do you know Tamamo Mae? Does Toba Tenhuang know? She is Toba's concubine! She is also from our clan!"

"I am the only pure-blooded, male, male fox in our tribe!"

"I'm different from those female foxes!"

"I'm good at fighting!"

Xu Yang said lazily, "My ancestor is still the Yellow Emperor Xuanyuan! I have never seen anyone boast about his ancestors. Where did you get the confidence to be arrogant in front of me! The last question, after being a demon for so many years, have you ever eaten a human? ?”

Qibao spat disdainfully, "I come from a noble family, how can I be the same as those insects like the Great Tengu? And what good is there to eat about humans? Modern humans have all kinds of toxins in their bodies, and you can even get food poisoning if you eat them! In comparison, cannibalism, Wouldn’t it be more exciting if I caught a monster and ate it than if I could eat a human being?”

Xu Yang said, "I can see that you have mysophobia."

Qibao said, "To be precise, it's a severe case of mysophobia! We, the fox fairy lineage, have Tamamo no Mae, Su Daji, and Abe Seimei, who is half the blood of the demon fox! Do you know Mr. Seimei? Abe Seimei is a fucking member of our clan. , according to seniority, Abe Seimei has to call my grandfather uncle! Now Tsuchimikado is my junior! It’s a pity that humans don’t recognize me!”

"Alas, human beings are all heartless and forgetful!"

"Just like last time, I saved a very good-looking young lady, but she actually wanted to molest me!"

"It's simply abominable. I am a male fox after all. My fiancée should be a demon with noble blood, preferably from the Eastern Region, with the same noble blood."

"Speaking of the Eastern District, you are from the Eastern District. I want to ask you, are there any monsters on the Kunlun Mountain in the Eastern District? I am very interested in pure monsters with bloodline such as Qingluan and Phoenix. If you If you can arrange a baby kiss for me, I can consider it... ah!"

Before Qibao finished speaking, Xu Yang knocked him out with a slap.

Qibao just wanted to scold, the outside gang was really so rude!
Xu Yang took the summoning contract and suddenly felt a little regretful.

Damn it, this summoned beast is a talker!
Don’t bother me to death from now on!

(End of this chapter)