enemy of civilization

Chapter 26 Dialogue before God, people’s hearts are not ancient

The Zhenwu Hall is magnificent, with pillars like sky pillars and the entire wall covered with incense and candle flames. In the rising flames, Emperor Zhenwu stands high above, overlooking all living beings.

For a dead man, Xu Yang has never been to such an excellent scenic spot.

Xu Yang stood in the middle of the temple, looking up at Emperor Zhenwu, his eyes filled with admiration.

Xu Yang imitated the appearance of the pilgrims on TV, lit a stick of incense, put it in the incense burner in front of him, and bowed deeply.

Laughter came from behind, "Are you worshiping God, or are you worshiping your own desires?"

Xu Yang did not look back, but sat on the futon, "How is the arrangement going?"

Ouyang came from behind, his bulk almost covering up the light of the candlelight, "There are three lines of defense deployed. Except for the BOSS battle on the last day, which requires your action, you can go to bed for the first two days."

Xu Yang said, "After Children's Day on June [-]st, sweet dreams will no longer exist."

Ouyang said, "You at least had a good night's sleep for a month, but I didn't sleep a single night from the end of April to June!"

Xu Yang teased with interest, "Then your body is so great! It won't even break down!"

"Your sister!" Ouyang said angrily, "As the first one on the list, don't you have any sense of worry? What I worry about should be yours to worry about! As the eighth oldest person on the list, no matter what, I have this important task They shouldn’t even appear on my shoulders!”

Xu Yang looked at Ouyang, "Who told you that if you are number one in the world, you must shoulder the heavy responsibility of saving the world? Or are you saying that you want to PUA me and kidnap me morally?"

"Ouyang Laoba, you are also an old acquaintance of me for so many years."

"You should understand that I can accept anything, including honey traps and bribery, but I don't accept moral kidnapping."

Ouyang looked at Xu Yang's irresponsible bachelor look and trembled with veteran anger, "Shu Zi, don't collude with him!"

Xu Yang said, "Speak humanly!"

Ouyang said, "Young man, you are so damn free and easy!"

Xu Yang raised his hand and threw a futon over, "You don't have to be so excited. Sit down and let's talk slowly. After all, I'm still here and you are too. Not many internal beta players have died. Everything is turning around." .”

Ouyang looked at the futons on the ground and said stubbornly, "I have a big butt, so I want two futons."

Xu Yang looked at the main hall and saw only two futons. Fortunately, Xu Yang stood up and gave his futon to Ouyang, "Num, I'll stand and you sit, okay?"

Ouyang sat down with satisfaction and looked at the human weapon standing in front of him. A rare look of pride appeared on the old man's face, "Honestly, this is the first time I've seen you."

Xu Yang said, "Me too, so let's stop talking nonsense and get straight to the point. When did you realize that the internal beta players and public beta players would have the results they have today?"

Ouyang said, "As early as May, the public beta announcement appeared, and the five elders of the Eastern Public Security Bureau held an internal discussion on this matter."

"At the meeting, they already knew about the existence of closed beta players."

"At the end of the meeting, the resolution on the assessment and testing of internal beta players was passed with two votes in favor, one abstention, and one vote against."

"And from that moment on, I started preparing to organize the beta players to launch a counterattack."

Xu Yang paced, "They only said internal testing, but they didn't say they would start cleaning. Did you react a little too strongly?"

Ouyang stroked his beard, and the elder's wisdom was reflected in the corners of his eyes. "When you want to test the hardness of a piece of glass, the glass is destined to break."

"In other words, once suspicion arises, the crime has been established."

"When they are ready to test the closed beta players, they are already planning for the worst outcome."

"Never overestimate a person's morality, and never underestimate a person's bottom line. This is a basic rule in political science."

"I have been with them for too long, and I know their temperament very well. I have never had any illusions about them!"

Xu Yang said, "Then how did you do it?"

Ouyang said, "I have prepared two moves."

"The first step is to play chess. I am the task king of the closed beta game. I know almost all the tasks. Many of the guild's intelligence officers get their task clues from me."

"Among these tasks, of course there is the easter egg task in Novice Village, private territory!"

"I found this place based on the City on the Clouds. I just waited and waited for the Easter egg mission players to go up the mountain."

"I originally planned to discuss it with him and ask him to give up the easter egg task..."

Xu Yang interrupted Ouyang's words, "If you take it, you can take it. Don't say it so beautifully. What do you mean by discussing it? No one who knows the Easter egg mission is a fool. You are a liar!"

Ouyang rolled his eyes, "Even if I want to take something by force, so what? Isn't your old dog the one who got the easter egg mission by killing people and stealing goods?"

"Compared to me, taking things by force is just an idea, but you have already put it into practice!"

"Which one of us is worse than the other?"

Xu Yang shook his head, "Forget about this move! What about the second move?"

Ouyang said, "The second move is very simple. I need someone who can be outside the fog, someone with charisma, to organize all the internal beta players and unite them! For this, I spent a lot of money... …”

When Xu Yang heard this, he couldn't help but said, "Why don't you come to me? I'm number one on the Heavenly Ranking!"

Ouyang rolled his eyes, "Who just said that the number one on the list has no responsibility to save the world?"

Xu Yang said, "It depends on whether you add more money. If the extra money is enough, I can also be a guest savior!"

"Fuck you!" Ouyang said disdainfully, "Your character, the dog in the internal test knows! Even the credibility is not as good as Xuanyuan's fool! At least Xuanyuan Dasha is really stupid, no one will doubt that a fool said lie!"

"But what about what you said? Even the dogs don't believe it!"

"So, I can only choose the most reliable young master."

After Xu Yang heard this, he scratched his head and said, "BuZheng, indeed, I admit that he is a bit higher than me in terms of life! But how can Mr. BuZheng contact all the closed beta players? As far as I know, [-]% of the closed beta players Those who are not in the nine major guilds are the ones we should be concerned about."

Ouyang said, "You are right about this. In addition to the fact that I am looking for Mr. BuZheng because of his impeccable personal character, there is another point. The inheritance that Mr. BuZheng inherits is the public screen social function in the game."

When Xu Yang heard this, he jumped up, "Holy shit, how could someone get this kind of in-game function?"

"If you don't fight for the master, won't you be able to develop?"

"If I speak publicly again in the future, and he gets upset and mutes me, wouldn't I feel aggrieved?"

Ouyang looked at Xu Yang who was furious and said, "You are so excited! The closed beta is over and all the data from the closed beta has been dismantled by the system as inheritance and packaged and distributed to the closed beta players!"

"Isn't it weird that the young master has a public screen chat function?"

"I've said it here, if you don't curse others openly, will the young master ban you?"

"Back then, during the internal beta test, you used the trumpet to troll people every day. Did Young Master tell you that?"

Xu Yang said, "This is different!"

Ouyang was too lazy to get entangled with Xu Yang and continued, "In the second move, Young Master and I agreed that the best time for the Public Security Bureau to purge the beta players is when some of the beta players are stuck in the fog and cannot come out, while most of them The public beta players failed and exited the fog.”

"At this moment, the pressure of public opinion is the greatest. At the same time, almost one-third of the closed beta players are absent. This is also the weakest stage of the closed beta player group."

"They will definitely take action at this time."

"No matter what, you must get through this stage!"

"When necessary, we can carry out a beheading operation!"

Xu Yang looked at Ouyang and raised his thumb, "I have to say that people involved in politics are extremely ruthless. Those were the five elders who used to have meetings with you. They killed you whenever you asked. I, Xu, admired him so much. "

Ouyang said calmly, "They have sent the Golden Clown King to assassinate me. They have already taken action. As a courtesy, I should kill him back now!"

Xu Yang said, "But do you think the young master can survive this period of time?"

Ouyang shook his head, "I can't hold it."

Xu Yang spread his hands, "Aren't you talking nonsense? If you can't hold on, it's useless to tell him so much!"

Ouyang looked at Xu Yang, "But you can hold on!"

Xu Yang looked into the old man's eyes, "Why is it happening to me again? Don't you look down on me as the number one on the list?"

"I look down on you." Old Man Ouyang said, "But except for the top ten on the list, everyone else looks up to you! Especially the public beta players. You can say that the pressure of being number one on the list can directly attract everyone!"

Listening to the old man's words, Xu Yang inevitably had a look of pride on his face, "I like what you said very much! But old man, I am also in the game now, and I can't get out. I don't seem to be able to help. .”

The old man stroked his beard, "You can't get out, but outsiders don't know you're in there!"

Xu Yang was stunned, "You mean?"

The old man said, "I have to praise you. You are such a bitch. People say you are Li Taixuan. Now the five elders think you are Li Taixuan, and the real No. 1 weapon on the Heavenly List has not yet appeared. !”

"At this time, many people think you are outside."

"Then you just need to arrange for someone to impersonate you! To intimidate! Delay time!"

"Isn't everything OK?"

Xu Yang looked at the old man, "You mean, Li Taixuan?"

Ouyang said, "Otherwise? You two used to impersonate each other every day in the internal testing. Now it's time for professionals to take action. I believe Li Taixuan is definitely better at impersonating you than you!"

Xu Yang thought for a while, "I don't really care if Li Taixuan wants to pretend to be me. After all, he is a straight man and has no interest in women. I won't worry that he will cause me many scandals, and his family doesn't care too much." Even if you are short of money, you won’t be greedy for my money!”

"Just, a little bit."

Ouyang said, "What?"

Xu Yang said, "Young Master Bu Zheng sent me a private message and asked me to go to his teahouse in three days."

"What does this mean?"

"Young Master has decided that there will be a decisive battle in three days!"

"I, the real thing, must be allowed to take beatings and resist harm!"

"So forget about your impostor plan!"

Ouyang was stunned, "How could this happen! Could it be that things have gotten so bad that they broke up with each other three days later?"

Xu Yang walked around behind the old man and said, "We will guard the mountain for three days, but they will attack exactly three days later. Tsk, tsk, I'm afraid this will be difficult!"

Ouyang slapped his thigh and said, "If I had known this, I should have gotten out of here and gone down the mountain earlier, and take people back to reality to fight the Five Elders, instead of waiting here with you for monsters to attack the city!"

Xu Yang had no time to speak at the moment, so he took a peach from the tribute table, ate it and said, "So, if I tell you to go away, you will regret it now!"

"My poor son-in-law is going to be tricked by your old teammate."

"That's it, you still swear to show off to me, saying that you are hesitant and ready to make two moves."

"And! Two bad moves!"

Ouyang stared at the pretentious Xu Yang, "Old dog, you are so arrogant! The internal beta players outside are dead, and you must die too!"

Xu Yang said, "Just die, the five elders will accompany you, it's decent!"

Ouyang was angry, angry, and laughed suddenly and strangely, "Old dog, do you have any idea?"

Xu Yang's scalp was numb when Ouyang looked at him, "What can't be done! Don't look at me like that! Don't you know that you iron rollers look at people like this? Your eyes are very perverted?"

Ouyang said, "You are known as the internal beta GM trumpet and BUG expert, but your game is always stuck with BUGs! Weird Games has never been in the habit of fixing BUGs, so answer me! Is there a way to attack monsters for three days and three nights? Can you pass the BUG card to the city?"

Xu Yang ate the peach, walked to the door, and looked at the scenery outside the window, "In the heavy rain, hundreds of ghosts are walking at night, and there are people who sneak in among them. They are happier than the ghosts, hahaha!"

When the wind picked up, Xu Yang's long windbreaker fluttered with the wind. On his bare and slender arms, a red silk scarf fluttered like flames, which made Xu Yang very free and easy.

It can be said that he is a man like the wind!

(End of this chapter)