enemy of civilization

Chapter 18 I don’t call you Lazy Sheep, please call me Lazy King!

"Miss Song, it's nice to meet you. I'm your vice president. My name is Lazy Yangyang! You can also call me Lazy King!"

"Tell you two pieces of news, one is good news, the other is better news."

"The first good news is that you have become a formal member of the Pure Love God of War Guild, which is ranked fourth in our internal beta ranking. You will receive a fixed monthly salary and benefits, and you will be given a resurrection coupon in the middle and later stages!"

"The second good news is that your mission is completed and you can leave here now."

"You must have a lot of questions you want to ask me, but what I can tell you is, don't ask anything!"

"There are some things that will give you a headache if you know them, just like your mother. If it weren't for your mother knowing too much, I believe she would not have died and your father would not have gone to jail."

"After you return to reality, you have to say one thing to death. You met Li Taixuan unexpectedly. Don't say a word. This is my best advice to you."

"By the way, this is the contact information for my guild reception. If you call this number, someone will tell you the specific benefits and obligations of the Pure Love God of War Guild. If you are in trouble, you can also directly contact the people above to rescue you!"

"Finally, make a friend. All you need is a golden friend. After you make a friend, you can leave! As for Li Taixuan, I think it's better not to meet him."

"The most cruel thing in the world is emotion, which corrodes the will of the strong and weakens the determination of the master. If you don't go through ten years of being a dog licker, how can you experience all kinds of corrosion of emotions! Obviously Li Taixuan has never been a dog licker, so he endures I can’t help being so emotionally eroded!”

"Arigado, Miss Song."

Lazy sheep's words lingered in his ears.

Song Jingang said nothing and nodded gratefully.

A golden exclamation mark appeared and then disappeared.

"Lazy Yangyang, you are so powerful! Every girl who meets you will fall away. You are simply the nemesis of beauty."

The person who spoke was a player named Jin. His face was cold, and it said "Keep away from strangers" written on his face.

Lazy Yangyang chuckled and said, "Lengyangyang, what you said is wrong! I just helped the human eldest brother in a timely manner to clean up the bad factors that affect his combat effectiveness! This is the same as helping you clean up those green tea bitches!"

The golden player who was called Leng Yangyang said, "Aren't you afraid that human weapons will retaliate against you?"

"Retaliation? Will you?" Lazy Yangyang chuckled, "Do you know that the big brother in the world has actually subconsciously put this girl outside the safety line?"

"When I told Human Weapon that her grandfather was Mr. Song, her father was sentenced to 3000 years for something, and then her mother died mysteriously, her cousin was Li Jiangang, and Li Jiangang's man was Xuanyuan Jingcheng."

"Brother Human Weapon subconsciously took a step back with an indifferent look in his eyes."

"What does this mean? It means that the eldest brother is tired of this girl. After all, compared with the hormones of his penis, he will cause so much trouble, and smart people will choose to avoid it."

"After all, even if Song Jingang is sincere to the eldest brother, none of Song Jingang's family is idle, especially Xuanyuan Jingcheng, who is a deadly enemy with Brother Gou, and has been fighting for three years! What do you think? Can a relationship be accomplished?"

"Be a fart!"

Leng Yangyang said, "But what if that girl doesn't give up?"

"That's great." Lazy Yangyang said, "Then she will soon become a licking dog, and our Pure Love God of War Guild lacks everything except licking dogs. We have a dog king with ten years of experience. Chief, she is still a member of our guild, and her future is limitless. If one day she enters the Heavenly Ranking with her own strength, she may be able to lick it to the end and have everything she wants."

Leng Yangyang looked at Lazy Yangyang, "As the old saying goes, it's better to demolish ten temples than one marriage. It would be better for you to specialize in demolishing the person you want to marry, and you can do it accurately."

Lazy Yangyang said proudly, "How about I become the vice-president of the Dog Licking Guild? Under one person, above ten thousand people? I am the Lazy King! The Lazy King of the Pure Love God of War Guild!"

At this moment, Leng Yangyang raised his hand and handed out a ring, "Neng, it just exploded..."

Lazy Yangyang held the ring, beaming with joy, "Give me the soul ring, what will you do?"

Leng Yangyang raised his hand, and there were five of them on his left hand!
"Fuck!" Lazy Yangyang rushed over, "Give it to us two more! Why are there so many of your uncle's!"

Leng Yangyang kicked Lazy Yangyang out.

"Fuck off!"

"When you're fighting monsters, you're fishing from behind!"

"I'll give you one, but you still want to be greedy and want to eat shit!"

On the other side, Xu Yang and Boiling Yangyang had already divided the spoils.

The points of this group of nearly [-] players were all given to Xu Yang according to Feiyangyang's proposal.

But the delivery must also follow the rules of the game.

The white name Xu Yang can only get the points for the gold name and the red name, but the white name cannot get points.

In this way, all the points of the red player were given to Xu Yang, and the points of the white player were collected by Boiling Yangyang.

As for the dropped entries, Xu Yang also received three talent entries and three basic entries.

Xu Yang successfully strengthened his crow's beak from two stars to five stars, and also strengthened the first skill of blood control. The recovery effect, explosion effect, and double sword invincibility immunity time of blood control were increased by 30.00%.

Xu Yang kicked over the trash can. From under the trash can, the old blind man crawled out tremblingly.

"Is this the golden name who cheated his death?"

Boiling Yangyang's eyes flashed, "Come on, I'll send him on his way!"

Xu Yang interrupted Feiyangyang's gesture, "He is still in a team with me. Do you want me to deduct credibility points?"

Feiyangyang said awkwardly, "I'm sorry, old man, get up!"

The old blind man stood up and stared at the two young men in front of him. "You are very powerful, but your indiscriminate killing of innocent people harms the peace of the world!"

Feiyangyang pointed at the old man and said, "A holy mother, why are you forming a team for him! Old dog, you are not a holy mother! I annoy the holy mother the most, I will kill him now!"

Xu Yang looked at the old blind man, "So? What do you want to do?"

The old blind man stared at Xu Yang and said word by word, "I want to join you!"

Xu Yang was stunned, and Fei Yangyang was also stunned, "Uncle, you are not mistaken! We are killing innocent people indiscriminately! You are scolding us and joining us at the same time, there is nothing wrong with your mind!"

The old blind man said, "It's precisely because I can't stop you! That's why I want to join you. I want to move you with my words and deeds!"

Boiling Yangyang applauded, "Although I don't quite understand your brain circuit, your speech shocked me! My Pure Love God of War Guild has requirements for recruiting people. The first gold medal, you meet, and the second It must be a licking dog, right?”

The old blind man said plainly, "I once waited for a woman for 30 years! She married eight times and didn't even look at me. Can I join the guild!"

As soon as the old blind man finished speaking, the guild members behind him rushed up one by one.

"senior!"

"Damn it, senior!"

"The senior fighter among dog lickers!"

"You must be able to join this one. I have been a dog licker for 30 years. President, this is a talent!"

"As long as this old man joins, our dog-licking culture will be saved! As for what he said to influence us, come on! I was also a virgin at the beginning, but later my CP laser cannon killed the most!"

Fei Yangyang raised his hand and shook hands with the old blind man and said, "Welcome to the Pure Love God of War Guild. I am the president Fei Yangyang! You are so old and speak slowly. So be it, from now on you will be called Slow Yangyang. how?"

The old blind man said, "Slow Sheep? At your age, can you still adopt a Two-dimensional character design?"

Boiling Yangyang laughed and said, "Why not? Have you ever seen an 80-year-old COSER? I have! As long as the passion is not extinguished, you will always be a teenager!"

"Okay!" The old blind man laughed, "Many Yangyang has met the president! He has met the world's weapons master!"

Xu Yang said with great interest, "Your ears are very good!"

The old blind man said, "I am already blind. If I can no longer hear clearly, it will really be over."

Boiling Yangyang patted the old blind man's shoulder, "Don't be so pessimistic! The dungeon is over, maybe the mall will refresh the medical fruit, and when you change it, you can directly restore your eyes!"

The old blind man shook his head, "No, I blinded my eyes by myself. I don't want to see the world anymore. Darkness is a kind of peace."

Feiyangyang laughed and said, "Maybe! In fact, when I came this time, I took one less person with me and absorbed a team member halfway. It turned out to be a stubborn donkey who kept fighting against me. I had no choice but to change. , By the way, what’s the old man’s entry?”

The old blind man said, "A basic [Conversational] entry, and a purple talent entry called [Wind, Flower, Snow and Moon]."

Boiling Sheep said with satisfaction, "This entry can be considered a top-grade purple entry. It has four attack methods, capable of resisting and resisting! Welcome to our Pure Love God of War Guild! Lazy Sheep, come here to recruit us!"

"coming!"

Before Lazy Sheep came over, a sudden wind blew by, and he saw the white mist in the foggy area in front of him begin to roll, and the mist suddenly changed from white to a faint scarlet color.

Xu Yang raised his hand and grabbed a handful of light red mist, "It's foggy, the BOSS is coming!"

Leng Yangyang took out a map and said, "On the map, there are twelve gold players, 49 white players, and 97 red players! The total of the three players is less than 500! It meets the BOSS requirements! All members Attention, get ready to fight!”

Members around him stood up one after another.

"It's time for a big job!"

"Ready to work!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)