ball king training device

"Lin Yu—! Oh oh oh oh oh! It's Lin Yu again!"

"For a ball we thought we had no chance, Lin Yu rushed to it again, with such precise predictions and such terrifying speed, what can I say? It's really great!"

When Bell's pass was about to pass out of the bottom line, Lin Yu hooked the ball back with a barb at an almost zero-degree angle. Not only that, but after the ball slid out of an arc, it actually scored Barcelona's goal In the goal.

"Mamma Mia!"

"Oh my God!"

"God-like goal!"

"Hat-trick! Hat-trick! Lin Yu's hat-trick reversed the score for Real Madrid. This is probably the most bizarre thing I have seen today. This is a one-man football performance!"

"Let's look at the time. Only 13 minutes have passed, and Lin Yu has already scored three goals. In the next 32 minutes, what wonderful performance will Lin Yu have!"

"We can't let him go in like this anymore, if this goes on, the Barcelona players will go completely crazy!"

Of course, the commentators would not know. To be precise, there are 7 minutes left for Lin Yu to run on the court in this game, not 32 minutes.

If Lin Yu wants to score five goals in 10 minutes, he must be so crazy, otherwise he will not be able to complete the task, which may cause him to quit football for the rest of his life, maybe he can only be a coach at most .

Still the same as before, Lin Yu still did not celebrate, which made the Real Madrid players a little strange.They don't understand why Lin Yu is so anxious, isn't the time still long?It should be Barcelona who is anxious now.

But even doubt.It's not easy for them to ask on the court, it seems that they can only wait until after the game is over.

"Damn it. I don't play anymore, this is a fucking bully!" Pique scolded angrily.

"Okay, it's our lack of ability, so don't complain so much." Valdez behind him said.

"Bah, you still have the guts to say that you have judged the wrong direction for several consecutive balls. I really doubt if you are their undercover agent!"

"What did you say?"

"I said you are the undercover agent on the opposite side!"

"Say one more fucking word!"

"Undercover!"

"Fuck, I'm fighting with you!"

Pique and Valdes, who were in an extremely bad mood because of being scored consecutively, got into a fight because of a few words.It even reached the point of fighting.

Lin Yu, who was holding the ball and running towards the midfield at this time, saw this scene, and actually handed the ball to his teammate, and then ran into Barcelona's penalty area.

"Pique and Valdez got into a fight, that's right, it's normal. It must be uncomfortable to play this game."

"Huh? What's going on with Lin Yu? What did Lin Yu do in the past? Is it interesting to join in the fun?"

Seeing that Lin Yu had passed by, the referee thought that this matter was going to make a big fuss.After all, everyone knew Lin Yu s temper, but when he was about to blow the whistle, he suddenly rubbed his ears dumbfounded, thinking he had misheard what Lin Yu said.

Lin Yu pushed Valdes away with one hand.Pushing Pique away with one hand, he said very seriously: "They're all teammates, what's the trouble? Don't be afraid of being laughed at, stop now!"

The referee rubbed his ears.Rubbing his eyes again, he was sure again that he was looking at a Real Madrid jersey.What I saw was Lin Yu, not Messi, not Barcelona's jersey.

"Damn it in broad daylight, today's weird things are true enough!" The referee shook his head in disbelief.

Cristiano Ronaldo originally thought that Lin Yu was coming to fight, and wanted to come to help, but who knew that Lin Yu would make such a move, and he was also confused.

Pique and Valdez had a fever on their faces, and they didn t expect Lin Yu to come over to persuade them to fight, which made them a little ashamed.

When Lin Yu ran to the midfield again, Cristiano Ronaldo asked: "You kid changed your sex today? Why did you help those two people to persuade them to fight? Isn't it good for them to make a fuss?"

Lin Yu glanced at Ronaldo and smiled: "Let them make trouble? Who will compensate me for the wasted time? Didn't I just say that I can only play for another 10 minutes in the game, and now there are only 7 minutes left. "

"I don't quite get it."

"I will explain to you later, get ready to start the game, and I will continue to score goals." Lin Yu patted his good friend, speeded up and ran to the midfield.

……

Barcelona's nightmare did not end because of Pique and Valdez's noise, let alone Lin Yu's hat-trick.

In the 17th minute of the game, Lin Yu received a pass from his teammate from the wing, and with his back to the goal, he knocked the ball into the goal with his heel.

All the commentators sighed, such Lin Yu is unstoppable, he can score goals with his heels, what method should he use to stop him?

No. At 19 minutes, Lin Yu got another chance, this time it was a free kick, about 25 fans away from the goal.

In the sports battle, the Barcelona players felt that because Lin Yu was too fast, they could not implement the tactical strategy of the head coach Klopp, but the set kick was different. No matter how fast Lin Yu was, he had to stop, so Butzkes When he arrived at Lin Yu's side, he did not interfere with Lin Yu's sight, so it was not a foul.

Just when Lin Yu adjusted the angle and was about to shoot, Butzkes lowered his voice and said, "Lin Yu, do you know? Your girlfriend has such a damn good figure, and her breasts are really firm. It's a man's look I'm so envious, I really want to hug her and sleep all night, I heard that you haven't slept with her yet? It's too miserable, have you been cuckolded?"

Such humiliation, let alone Lin Yu's poor concentration, even if his concentration is good, it will definitely be affected.

But Lin Yu, who drank the concentrated potion at this time, couldn t hear what Butzkes said at all, he just saw Butzkes mouth opening and closing to say something.Feel ridiculous.

When the referee blew the whistle, Lin Yu shot the ball without distraction.The ball went around the wall and then dropped suddenly.Valdés once again misjudged the direction and the ball successfully fell into the goal.

"Five goals! Facing Barcelona again, Lin Yu scored five goals alone!"

"Hahaha, it's another five blessings, Lin Yu, you are really amazing!"

"Barcelona really should cry. They absolutely don't want to see this kind of game, and this kind of result is not what they want to see."

“从0:2到5:0！这是林羽一个人的表演，中场休息的15分钟到底发生了什么事情？”

"I can't help it. I can't even analyze it. I can only describe it as a miracle."

"Does Pele have such ability? No! Does Maradona have such ability? No! Does Ronaldo (Brazil) have such ability? No! Does Messi have such ability? No! Yes, only him, Only Lin Yu has such an ability, if he can maintain this state, then he is the god of football, no one dares to say a word!"

Butzkes looked at the ball that fell into the goal, his mouth grew big, and he failed. The tried and tested trick failed this time.It's over, there are still more than 20 minutes left, how can I save my team, will I lose even my underwear like Liverpool?

When I was in a daze.Lin Yu asked: "What were you talking about just now?"

"what?"

"I asked what did you say when I took the free kick?"

"It's useless to say anything, it's useless." Butzkes repeated this sentence, but he was already on the verge of collapse.

"Crazy." Lin Yu shook his head.Then I looked at the time, and there were only a few dozen seconds before it was 10 minutes.Let's celebrate right now.

This time, he ran to the sidelines.First came a close hug with Zidane, and then called his teammates to celebrate together.

The current score is Real Madrid 5:2 Barcelona, ​​and there are more than 20 minutes left. Even if Lin Yu is not on the court, Messi is not there, so Real Madrid can definitely win this game.

After the celebration was over, Lin Yu sat down on the ground, and then lay down. He didn't expect the so-called physical exhaustion to be so terrifying, and he was about to lose consciousness.

Before passing out, he said to Zidane, "Boss! Substitute, I can't hold on anymore."

Lin Yu was carried away on a stretcher. Real Madrid players and fans were very worried, but the game had to continue, and it was impossible for them to leave with Lin Yu.

Zidane still said: "You have to understand that no matter what happens to Lin Yu, such a good situation he has worked so hard to create must be kept until the end of the game. There is no Messi or Ine on the opposite side. Sta, don't lose to them."

"Don't worry boss, we are not such wimps!"

The next game seemed to be really like a game. The Barcelona players gradually returned to normal, and the Real Madrid players also worked very hard. The two sides refused to give in to each other. You come and go.

But at this time the commentator and reporter cared more about Lin Yu.

"What happened to Lin Yu? He fell down after 10 minutes of berserk? Will this affect his future games?"

"I think it's a bit troublesome. Lin Yu must have used some medicine."

This guy guessed right, but that kind of medicine cannot be detected by the current earth technology. It is not too much to say that it is cheating, but if it cannot be detected, it is useless to say anything.

"A urine test will definitely be performed. After all, Lin Yu's reaction is too much like taking some kind of medicine."

"Yes, yes, if that's the case, the results of this game will definitely be cancelled. Maybe Barcelona will replace Real Madrid as the King's Cup champion this year."

"I don't care who the champion is, I just want to know what happened to Lin Yu!"

The match between Real Madrid and Barcelona ended at 6:4. I have to say that Klopp’s Barcelona is still very effective. After Lin Yu left the field, he even scored two goals. With enough balls, they really have the possibility of a comeback.

It's just that because of Lin Yu's affairs, the award ceremony of the King's Cup was postponed for a while, and it only started when the results of the urine test were obtained.

"What? That kid didn't drink the medicine, how is this possible!"

"There will be no tricks. Has the Western Football Association collected black money?"

"Probably not. The relationship between the Western Football Association and Lin Yu is not that good. What's more, for the sake of fairness in this urine test, many people were present. Many reporters saw the result in person."

"Damn it, did that person have a convulsion?"

"Who knows, there are people like that..."

"Hey, seeing the Copa del Rey in my hand fell into the hands of Real Madrid, I was really upset."

These discussions can't affect anything, as long as the official gives the result, it will be fine. Lin Yu's sudden outbreak was not caused by drugs, but his physical strength dropped to a dangerous level after those 10 minutes of the game, so it happened Fainted out, it's okay to do this kind of thing once, but if it happens several times, it will be life-threatening, and Lin Yu may never wake up in the future.

Lin Yu only found out about this kind of thing from Xiaoshuidi later, and he was really scared for a while.

"You can't use concentrated potions anymore. From now on, you should honestly practice in the concentrated instance of the Ball King Cultivator."

"Hey, let me tell you a good thing, this dungeon will be very exciting, just don't get your eyes dirty!" The little water droplet said mysteriously. (to be continued..)