ball king training device

"Shoot—!"

Although the situation he was facing was very complicated and it was very difficult to kick, Lin Yu still shot.

With his back to the ball?Don't be afraid!

The height of the ball is not enough?Don't be afraid!

We have a unique job!

Lin Yu made a gesture to turn around, attracting the attention of the two defensive players of Getafe, then suddenly raised his left foot, and hooked the ball with his left ankle. Although the ball is not strong and fast, but this kind of The advantage of shooting is that it is weird enough that the opponent cannot judge at all.

"goooooooooooooooal!"

"Oh oh oh, a wonderful left-footed hook, and the goal is scored! Is this a tribute to Zlatan Ibrahimovic?"

Ibrahimovic once scored the same goal in the Champions League, which also attracted Lin Yu's attention at that time. His physical fitness is much better than Ibrahimovic. It should not be difficult to make such a goal, but until today , It was the first time he tried to score a goal like this, but he didn't expect to score the first time.

"Real Madrid is leading, and there seems to be no suspense. This game has once again entered the rhythm of Real Madrid. It's only 5 minutes, Lin Yu did a good job!"

"I heard that some reporters are blaming Lin Yu for not sleeping with other team members at night? Can you control it? In Lin Yu's state, even if he is given a special case, that should be it!" Sergio Durant is a newsman , Of course he knew what happened not long ago, because some TV reporters were reporting on the spot, he was very angry, he felt that those reporters were completely slandering Lin Yu, so at this time, he can also vent it: "Tell Me! Is this like the state of a fallen player? Tell me!"

His voice echoed over the Bernabéu stadium.It's ironic and sarcastic.The reporters sitting in the media seats were a little restless.

Those reporters who questioned Lin Yu and even published reports condemning Lin Yu.At this time, they all lowered their heads and did not dare to watch the stadium. They were very afraid that Lin Yu would do something out of the ordinary again. That guy always likes to be unconventional.

But this is nothing more than deception, it is just an ostrich sticking its head into the sand, what should happen will still happen.

The scene they least wanted to see appeared, Lin Yu took off his shirt, revealing his inner lining.There is a sentence written on his chest and back, but the chest is in Chinese and the back is in Spanish, but the meaning is the same.

"The reporters who scolded me are all idiots!"

That's right, with such simple and rude words, Lin Yu felt that he didn't need to make detours. He was not a literati, and he didn't even go to junior high school. He was just an uneducated player.Although he learned many courses by himself later, the brutality and impulsiveness in his bones remained unchanged.

He feels that living like this is more enjoyable, and this is his attitude towards life.

Shameless?

rude?

Not a gentleman?

Uncivilized?

You should have known this a long time ago, I am not a gentleman with a gentle talk.Not to mention the gentleman who sticks to words, can I do that?

"Hahahaha, it's so cool to scold. I also want to scold so happily, but it's a pity that I have a work relationship. I can't indulge like Lin Yu!" The commentary from Germany is the clearest about such things. At this time now.He smiled very happily: "I thought that after so many years, the 27-year-old Lin Yu has become a father, and he should restrain himself. I didn't expect this guy to be so arrogant and still do his own way! Hahaha, cool It’s so cool! It’s been a long time since I’ve been this cool!”

"The slap is done, stupid flies! Let you dare to scold Lin Yu in the future! He said that something happened when he went home, so it must be something, but he didn't believe it? He also said that he went to a nightclub for a night. Today's state It will definitely be bad, I really want to swear, can you score that kind of goal if you are not in good shape? And it’s only been 5 minutes!"

……

At this time, the media seats have almost become the object of spectators. This is the Bernabéu Stadium. Basically, the media seats are surrounded by Real Madrid fans. At this time, tens of thousands of fans gave the middle finger to the media seats. Action, how can it not make people feel awkward.

Some reporters who had never accused Lin Yu were cursing inwardly, "What the hell is this called? He was shot while lying down. He knew that Lin Yu was not easy to provoke, so why did he have nothing to provoke him? Even if you want to criticize He, then we have to wait until the game is over, after confirming that he is not in good shape, what the hell is going on now? What a bad luck!"

Players may be scruples about the rules of the Football Association and cannot raise their middle fingers casually, but fans don't care about this. Think about it, tens of thousands of fans raised their middle fingers together and booed together, even if they are psychologically good enough reporters, at this time I'm afraid I want to find a hole and drill in directly.

……

On the sidelines, Getafe's head coach Luis Garcia was very helpless. It was true that Lin Yu was targeting those reporters, but his team became a typical example of being shot while lying down.

It took only 5 minutes to score a goal, and it was such a difficult goal. This Lin Yu was simply terrible.

He even shouted in his heart: "I beg you journalists and aunts, can you stop stimulating Lin Yu before our game in the future? It's nothing more than you being ridiculed, and it caused us to suffer. It's really harmful to others. I don't know what you are planning."

Luis Garcia's only luck is that he didn't make fun of Lin Yu before the game. He originally planned to use Lin Yu's absence from home at night to stimulate his players in the locker room, and told his players that they didn't treat you as What happened, I went to a nightclub all night.

Fortunately, fortunately, he didn't do this later, otherwise I really don't know how to save the situation now.

The players on the Getafe field were relatively calm, and some people were even snickering, because what Lin Yu did was too childish, but it made them feel very good. Almost all of these players had problems with the media when.

Some people hoped that the media would report on them, but they refused to do so, while some people were blacked out because of a poor performance in a game, and now someone is venting their anger on their behalf.Can they be unhappy?

As for the matter of conceding the ball, they actually took it lightly.Playing against Real Madrid, and playing at the Bernabéu.Not conceding the ball?Is that possible?

……

Some reporters who were insulted by fans and Lin Yu started to feel a little hairy. Most of these reporters had just debuted for a long time. They were not so familiar with this industry and Lin Yu, so they couldn't bear it the most.

"It's so stupid, Lin Yu and Real Madrid fans are equally assholes, I will go to the Western Football Association to sue them and ask them to be punished!" A reporter shouted.

"Come on, you go and sue him? He hasn't sued you for defamation yet. You wrote an article today, saying that he didn't abide by the discipline of the team?"

"I wrote it, so what, isn't our article always written like this?" The reporter asked in confusion.

"It's okay for others, but not for him. That Lin Yu is a devil. If you dare to sue him at the Football Association today, he will make you lose your job tomorrow. You must know that when he was in the Bundesliga before, he was not as big as he is now Power. It's already very different. It has ruined many tabloids. Now he is one of the most influential people in the world. His friends are all over the business and political circles. Even your editor-in-chief may be his fan , How dare you go against him? Don't say you lost your job today, I guess it will be hard to find a job in the future."

"joke."

"Are you kidding? I also want to be joking. But in fact this is not a joke! You haven't noticed that even UEFA President Platini, who has been troublesome with Lin Yu, has lowered his attitude a lot now, because Lin Yu Yu's current power is really too great. And he has money, you can't afford it at all."

Speaking of it, what Lin Yu did was after some consideration. He originally planned to write "The reporter is an idiot", but after thinking about it later, there are also reporters who support him, so we can't generalize like this, so I added the previous Attributive, but even so, many reporters at the scene suffered from unwarranted disasters, mainly because they were booed and booed by the fans and raised their middle fingers.

……

Lin Yu was still humiliating those reporters on the sidelines, and his teammates ran over to celebrate his goal one by one, even the goalkeeper Casillas ran over.

This scene even slapped the reporters who spoke nonsense in the face.

A reporter once said that Lin Yu was a ball tyrant in the locker room, and no one was really nice to him, because he was intimidated by his lust. This time, Lin Yu ignored the discipline of the team and stayed out at night without authorization, which will definitely cause dissatisfaction among some people Yes, at least the old captain Casillas and the third captain Ramos will definitely stand up.

But unfortunately, they were wrong again. Casillas and Ramos seemed to deliberately dispel such rumors, and kissed Lin Yu's face each.

The reporters in the media booth were almost scolding their mothers.

"Bastard, it's clear that it's intended to annoy us, bastard!"

Lin Yu raised a victory gesture, and the meaning was very clear, "I'm just mad at you, so what, you come and bite me!"

……

After the celebration ended, the game resumed. The morale of the Real Madrid team was high, and the fans in the stands were full of energy, while Getafe shrank a little.

They originally wanted to draw with Real Madrid in the away game, but they conceded the goal in the first 5 minutes, which made them see Lin Yu's almost crazy state today. Instead of doing those unrealistic things, it is better to find a way to lose a few goals For good, even if he loses, he will still be able to save face when he goes back.

What's more, there is nothing wrong with a weak team playing a strong team, and there is nothing wrong with choosing a bus tactic, and no one will say anything.

If it's a strong team, then maybe you have to worry about it. Even if you know you're losing, you still have to play against Real Madrid. But Getafe doesn't have such concerns. Anyway, no one is optimistic about it before the game. They, if they lose, they lose, it's no big deal.

Luis Garcia's thoughts on the sidelines flew a little far away, he was thinking where Lin Yu didn t go to the hotel at night, where did he go?

Now it doesn't look like he went to a nightclub. No matter how good a person's physical strength is, if he goes to a nightclub overnight, his state will definitely be affected.

Damn reporters, they are fucking misleading, maybe Lin Yu secretly studied how to score a goal at home.

……

Of course Lin Yu will not be affected, but you are due to "Brother Qiang", otherwise Luis Garcia was right. After being tossed all night, today's game must be sore and backache.

Otherwise, Lin Yu had foresight, and he quickly thought of a way after that time, otherwise he would not be able to explain what happened today.

Alas, there is a wife who is like a wolf and a tiger in bed, and sometimes I am afraid.

In order to show that he has no problem at all, Lin Yu has to score another goal. How can one goal be enough?If only one goal is scored, those bastard reporters will definitely have something to say.

At least it has to score twice!

No, a hat-trick will do!

I'm sorry for Getafe. Originally, I would be satisfied with scoring one goal. Against a team like yours that has no fighting spirit, I can't get excited. But today is different. In order to completely shut up those reporters, I I can only take you under the knife.

"If you don't succeed, you will become a reporter!"

What Lin Yu hated most in his life was the reporter. He can say that, which shows how courageous he is, but it is a pity for Getafe. It's just the ball, but I just met such a crazy Lin Yu. Now it is estimated that the game will not end without conceding more than three goals. (to be continued..)