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Chapter 261 "Beautiful Heart" Feng Xiaogang opened fire after laughing to death!

Chapter 261 "Beautiful Heart" Feng Xiaogang opened fire after laughing to death!
Hahaha……

"Oh, I'm going! No way!"

"Hahaha...you're going to kill me laughing!"

"My stomach hurts! I really can't stand it. Don't make me laugh, haha..."

The entire screening room was completely bursting with laughter.

Even Diao Yinan couldn't help but hold his stomach.

I can't help it, it's so funny, it almost makes people laugh silly.

What just happened?

Of course, a group of people came out, and then... . .

I am Nima!Love sister-in-law?
At this point, most people can really tell that it was Lei Datou who said this line.

But it's... it's so funny!
The horse over there is beautiful, and the corners of her eyes that were just trimmed were fucked open.

He found his man and came back to take revenge.

Geng Hao and Hao Yi were completely confused.

cowardly.

Being the eldest brother.

Oh, by the way, this is Wang Yanhui. Most people will never know his true identity. In fact, he is the pillar of the Kunming Repertory Theater Company.

The acting is superb.

And the most interesting thing is what comes next.

How to break this situation?
Geng Hao and Hao Yi are cowards, but are they being bullied like this?
No, definitely not!
At this time, Xu Kun appeared.

He was originally looking for a lady with those two guys before, but ended up falling asleep. Now he came out to look for someone, but when he saw the situation, he panicked.

What can I do?

He thought of something, which was the props in Hao Yi's car.

So, he quietly found the car and took out the fake gun that Hao Yi always used.

Then. . .

Bang Bang!
"Push the street! The family shovel!"

What a Xu Kun, first fired a gun to the sky, and then walked over, majestic.

However, the bathrobe he was wearing was a bit out of place, but luckily, this guy wore a pair of sunglasses to look cool.

Well, wearing sunglasses at night is what it comes down to.

However, even though he almost fell to his knees, the gun still suppressed the gang.

"Brother, have something to say!"

"Brother? Who is your brother?"

"I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing, I'm sorry."

"Still pretending to be like me? Kneel down! Call me Brother Wuying!"

"U..."

"Wrong, it's Brother Kun! Brother Kun!"

The old man made me laugh. Sometimes it was in Hong Kong and sometimes in Mandarin. Xu Kun also came up with Brother Wuying.

simply. . .

"Who is the fool? (Eat shit, you)!"

This curse word in Cantonese is really powerful when shouted out.

The boss had no choice but to follow suit and learn "Carmen in Mong Kok".

The gang was actually completely panicked, but it wasn't over yet.

"Brother Geng! Brother Hao!"

Xu Kun threw two guns, and then he saw Better and Hao Yi flying to catch the guns. It was almost exactly the same as in old Hong Kong movies.

What's even worse is that it's all in slow motion.

Director Wu!

He is the one who likes this kind of lens the most.

The three of them can be said to have had a good time in "Heart Blossoming on the Road" this time.

Movie fans couldn't stop laughing, and what's more, they were reminded of the feud between Xiang Yang and Director Wu.

There are really too many jokes here.

It makes people laugh so hard that they can’t hold it back.

But it wasn't over yet. After the gang ran away, Geng Hao and Hao Yi faced each other again.

"Today, I sever all ties with you!"

"Hey! Do you want this?"

The two cosplay Hong Kong movies, and I can’t stop watching them at all.

Telling a very sad thing like this is funny, but also makes people feel sad.

Anyway, the plot of this section is really hilarious and the effect is excellent.

When Diao Yinan saw this, he knew that this movie was definitely going to be a hit.

After thinking about it, I couldn't help but feel a little emotional.

Our Chinese movies have gone through so many twists and turns, and now, there are so many good movies.

"Let the Bullets Fly", "The Orphan of Zhao", "If You Are the One 2", and this one.

Well, director Diao Yinan automatically ignored "Laughing in the River".

No way, this movie is really too shoddy, although it is really funny inside.

Progress has been made, really progress has been made, and our Chinese films have made progress as a whole.

So, with such progress, where should I go?
Do not!
This "Fireworks in the Day" will also be a success!
After thinking about it, another change appeared on the big screen.

finally understood!
The Kang Xiaoyu from before was Geng Hao's ex-wife.

The scenes before that were actually from the past, and they were all stories from before this timeline.

Geng Hao finally arrived at the B&B. There was a line of words written on the white brick wall.

Geng Hao felt sorry for Kang Xiaoyu.

But actually?
Sorry, it's the name of a dog.

However, other people don't seem to understand. That is, on this wall, others also left the words "I'm sorry for so-and-so".

Geng Hao couldn't help but use a shovel to remove the word.

However, I saw the owner of this place making fun of Kang Xiaoyu again.

Do it!

The boss is cheap, very cheap, or simply put, he is Hao Jian.

This guy Shen Teng is still unknown.

Of course, only those who know our industry know that Shen Teng is actually very popular in the drama circle.

But these are useless, we must start.

Geng Hao started the fight first, and of course he was no match for it. Fortunately, not long after, the other two guys came.

Have a good fight, everyone.

Chaos mixed with comedy.

and……

"Hao Yi, I love you."

"what?"

They wanted to kiss each other, and in the end there was a scene where the two men wanted to kiss each other.

But the big guy was so amused.

My teeth hurt from laughing.

Fortunately, it finally became serious.

Geng Hao's marriage is divorced, no big deal.

And Hao Yi got married.

Just with that Avatar.

However, Hao Yi later became an Avatar.

Isn't this great?So, what about Xu Kun?

At Hao Yi's wedding, Geng Hao helped, but Xu Kun didn't come and just sent them a photo.

In that photo, Xu Kun was hugging him from left to right.

What's going on with these two women?
It was the elite white-collar woman from before, the couple Lily.

Yes, Da Mi smiles very interestingly in the photo.

How did Xu Kun hook up with this pair of lilies?

Just wrote a sentence behind the photo.

"Both of them are my fans now."

In this way, the meaning is clear.

When the big guys saw this, they laughed loudly again.

What is the best reward for fans?

Anyway, it's clear.

When Diao Yinan came out of the theater, it was already midnight.

He still had a smile on his face, even in the capital city in winter, it didn't seem so cold anymore.

It's a really fun movie, and. . .

By the way, what were you planning to do before?

Oh, now that I think about it, I wanted to see if Xiang Yang could 'change'.

From this point of view, Xiang Yang's performance as Xu Kun was pretty good.

Diao Yinan was very satisfied and went home to sleep. Next, he would devote himself to "Fireworks in the Day".

However, some people cannot sleep well.

……

"What? How much is the ticket price for the early morning show?"

"More than 600 million! Another record broken!"

"This... where is our "Fei Cheng 2"?"

"This... Teacher Feng, you know it, it's more than 200 million."

"Well, I was just asking."

"Teacher Feng, take a good rest."

"it is good."

Feng Xiaogang is one of those people who can't sleep.

There's no way around it. The movie "Fei Cheng 2" collided with "Love in the Heart". Although they weren't released at the same time, after all, theaters are very good at doing things.

"Not Sincere 2" was released two days ago.

But now, in this comparison, the early morning games have actually lost so much.

In terms of the level of our Chinese movies, 200 million early morning shows, this result is definitely not bad.

But who would have thought that this "Heart Blossom Road Release" would be so powerful.

The previous film "Mr. Tree" was completely destroyed.

In fact, this is the case. After all, from the previous point of view, "Big Earthquake" beat "Mr. Tree".

Never mind how it won, and never mind that "Mr. Tree" is an art film.

In Feng Xiaogang's heart, he still has a certain sense of superiority.

But right now. . .

No, you have to go see this movie.

No one would have thought that Feng Xiaogang couldn't sleep and just watched movies like this.

After seeing the results. . .

Laughed.

Feng Xiaogang himself admitted that he laughed, and he laughed a lot, as if he almost didn't come out of the cinema.

It was a big night, and there were not many people, which was quite worrying.

but!

What kind of crappy movie is this?

That's right, Feng Xiaogang also saw the indecency of this movie.

It's very unseemly.

How to do?
Can't help it.

Time passed quickly and it was dawn.

On the first day of release of "Butterfly Lovers", the real large-scale film schedule finally began.

But no one expected that a scarf appeared.

"It's just this "Beautiful Heart", is it damaged or not? What's the name of this film? Today's directors and actors think about those stupid things all day long! What the hell!"

This scarf is not long, but everyone can understand it at a glance.

The little steel cannon started spraying!

Feng Xiaogang is really a famous person. After the scarf came out, it immediately attracted many people to watch.

"Is Feng Xiaogang going to fight Bad Monkey and Xiang Yang?"

"Where did you put my brother Shan Zheng and Huang Bo?"

"Guazi soda is sold in the front row...do you want any?"

"Bring me five yuan of melon seeds."

"please pay."

"Here you go, where are the melon seeds??"

Well, netizens are starting to play.

Eating melon, watching a show, it was so lively.

So, will Bad Monkey, Xiang Yang, Shan Zheng, Huang Bo and others come out to face off?

Netizens are looking forward to it.

But in fact, no one knew that a few of them were gathering together and drinking.

"Hey, here we come!"

"Yangzi, look, Teacher Feng has already fired."

"Yangzi, what do you think we should do?"

It was released today, and I should have gone to more places, but Xiang Yang still brought everyone together.

No, if Feng Xiaogang's scarf comes out, then the media should interview him.

What can I do?

Xiang Yang looked at the dishes on the table and said with a smile: "What else can we do? Cold salad!"

Salad?

Bad Monkey is smart, he understood, "Should we treat him coldly?"

Others understood immediately.

That is to say, we are timid and should respect him, Teacher Feng.

However, Xiang Yang took out his mobile phone and handed out a scarf.

Several people hurriedly looked at their phones, and there was something like this on it.

"That's right! Some movies are too much! Will it be damaged or not?"

This. . .

The laughter broke out, and Bad Monkey and the others couldn't hold it any longer.

Xiangyang, is this parroting?

But, he is also pretending to be stupid.

But can it be solved like this?

 It's earlier today.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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