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Chapter 37 Such a beautiful girl, of course she needs to be slapped in the face!
Lu Huaiqiu: "?"

What the hell!

What is the deceptive behavior of putting garlic on your bedside table?
Could it be that physical mosquito repellent methods are not enough?
"You don't understand this, boss." Tang Yusheng raised her beautiful eyebrows, "Of course it's used to ward off evil spirits!"

"Exorcism?"

"As we all know, there are many folk artifacts to exorcise evil spirits."

Teacher Tang raised his fingers and said, "Dog teeth, gourds, peach wood swords... garlic can be said to be the most practical one among them."

"why?"

"It's cheap!"

"..." Lu Huaiqiu.

It makes perfect sense and is completely speechless.

"Besides, crosses, jade pendant gourds, etc. are too difficult to trim. This pot of garlic is completely enough."

Lu Huaiqiu took the pot of garlic with a bit of disgust, "So, it's all good, why should I exorcise evil spirits in my room?"

"Didn't I just tell you that tonight is the night of the full moon?"

Tang Yusheng said, "The night of the full moon is always the time when the spiritual energy is the most abundant, and it is easy for demons and ghosts to breed."

Tang Yusheng suddenly showed a bad smile, "If you don't want something dirty to break into the house in the middle of the night..."

"Cough cough."

Lu Huaiqiu stretched out the index finger of his right hand and poked it on the palm of his left hand, making a silent movement.

This girl's chatterbox is like a flood as soon as it is opened, what if it really comes true later?

"Then let's do this for now, boss, I'm a little sleepy too."

Tang Yusheng said.

"Good night, good night."

"install."

Lu Huaiqiu returned to the room with a pot of garlic.

Then he placed it on the bedside table according to Teacher Tang's instructions.

I have to say that the smell of this thing is really strong enough, which makes Lu Huaiqiu, who is lying on the bed, feel inexplicably close to nature.

"not tired?"

Lu Huaiqiu turned off the floor lamp, and the room sank into thick darkness.

He was talking to the white cat.

It always sat quietly on the windowsill, silent.

It's like a cold-toned painting, and the night is just its background.

The drowsiness gradually hit, and Patriarch Lu yawned.

"I'm going to bed, Wannai."

The next moment, the sound of snoring shook the room like a drum.

White cat: "???"

This dead fat house really sleeps as soon as it says it does! ?
Aren't you so diligent when feeding the cat food and scooping up poop?
I don't know if it was out of anger, helplessness or something else, but the white cat's amber eyes gradually burned with light...

It stared at the sleeping head of the Lu family.

Subconsciously he licked his paws.

In the night, a full moon rises slowly.

...

...

The head of the Lu family slept very peacefully.

As a qualified fat house, his sleep quality has always been very good since he was a child.

For him, sleeping for a second is just a basic thing.

Many times Lu Huaiqiu feels that the biggest meaning of his sleep may not be to rest or recharge his batteries.

But to meet some old friends.

He always sees those people in his dreams.

For example, a childhood playmate.

He lived in the old town. When he grew up, most of his friends moved away with their parents and went to new towns or urban areas.

Lu Huaiqiu misses that time when a group of children squatted in the corner and played glass balls.

At that time, there was a girl who was four or five years older than them upstairs in the neighbor's house. When she got tired from reading, she would lie on the balcony and watch them play.

Lu Huaiqiu still remembers that she wore a pair of rimless glasses and had two dimples when she smiled.

She always stepped around with bare feet, and the calf under her white cotton skirt was dazzlingly white in the sun.

She happened to take the college entrance examination that year, and she didn't know which city's stars she was looking at now.

At that time, the world seemed much more peaceful than it does now.

He had not heard the stories about hunters and monsters.

Dad is still very young and still travels to bars in various cities, touching the thighs of different women.

This man, as romantic as a star, has never used an oar in his life.

Lu Huaiqiu sometimes feels that.

For Dad, poetry and distance may be the real dreams.

Oh, and adding a woman might not be too much.

And to protect the world...

Just by the way.

...

"Xiaoqiu."

"You won't skip class again today, will you?"

A sweet voice sounded in my mind.Lu Huaiqiu slowly opened his eyes.

What appeared in front of her was the familiar ponytail and white cotton skirt.

The girl smiled lightly, her dimples showing.

Lu Huaiqiu recognized the girl.

It's a pity that after so many years, he has already forgotten her name.

Dreams are a wonderful thing.

It is like an unknown train, no one can know where it goes, what kind of people and scenery it sees.

As for Lu Huaiqiu, he hadn't seen her for a long time.

She is still the same as Lu Huaiqiu was when she was a child, and has not changed at all.

"Xiaoqiu, will you come to my house for dinner tonight?"

"Your mother asked me to teach you math problems yesterday."

She walked towards Lu Huaiqiu and took his hand.

Lu Huaiqiu just stood there, looking at her in a daze.

"Let's go."

"what are you thinking about?"

She tilted her head and looked at Lu Huaiqiu, which seemed a little funny.

"……Oh."

Lu Huaiqiu's eyes gradually regained their luster.

"It's nothing."

next moment.

He suddenly waved his fist towards the girl in front of him!
As sudden as thunder.

The punch hit her on the bridge of the nose like a heavy hammer.

Frontal crit!

Her glasses were smashed to pieces, and the facial features on her beautiful face were suddenly distorted by pain.

"Xiao...Xiaoqiu?"

She clutched the bridge of her nose that was bleeding constantly, and looked at Lu Huaiqiu with some horror and bewilderment.

"Does it hurt?" Lu Huaiqiu said expressionlessly, "It just hurts."

Lu Huaiqiu raised his hand again, and rushed towards her with another straight fist.

...

……

Mao Bubai covered his aching chest and fell in the corner of the room.

She is stunned now.

10 minutes ago.

She watched with her own eyes that the fat guy took a second to fall asleep after getting on the mattress, and then another second to enter a deep sleep state.

Mao Bubai couldn't help but sigh.

If people all over the world had such good sleep quality, night owls might become extinct...

then.

Taking advantage of the full moon night, she absorbed a lot of spiritual energy on the windowsill.

Soon - she transformed into a human form.

After that, the first thing Mao Bubai did was to open her life wheel.

【nightmare】

An ability to hypnotize others and even manipulate their dreams.

In her domain, Lu Huaiqiu, who had been sleeping like a dead pig, was even less likely to wake up now.

Like a real Persian cat, she landed on the bed gracefully and softly.

Then he slowly climbed onto Lu Huaiqiu's body and rode on his waist...

Then he leaned down and gently blew out a breath of fragrance into Lu Huaiqiu's ears.

He spoke in a very provocative voice——

"Onii-chan~ I'm hungry and I want to be fed by you~"

vomit!
Why should I use the [Charm] ability on this hateful fat nerd!

Mao Bubai felt so ashamed that he wanted to bang his head against the wall to death.

But no way.

The ability to charm is an innate ability of the cat and fox demons.

When [Nightmare] successfully hypnotizes her opponent, her success rate in using charm skills can be said to be almost [-]%.

Moreover, the guy under her crotch looked like an innocent little fat nerd who had been single for ten thousand years. How could he withstand her move?

Soon he would get up half asleep and half awake, and then dig out all the cat food in the house, and then hand it into Mao Bubai's hands.

And all of this is basically in an unconscious state, just like sleepwalking.

When the fat man woke up the next day, he couldn't remember anything that happened last night.

From the bottom of her heart, she didn't trust this fat bastard, even though he had saved her life.

How could a normal person be so cruel to a cat and touch it everywhere?
Obviously, this guy is a pervert!
The universe is super invincible and perverted!
"Hurry up and get the cat food, and then leave here..." Mao Bubai silently made a plan.

however.

Just at this time.

Lu Huaiqiu who slept like a dead pig.

But he punched her and called her...

(End of this chapter)