My jade carving is not normal

Chapter 349 Bird droppings from the sky

"Xiao Yi." Mother Zhou's lips moved slightly, not knowing what to say.

She understands Zhou Yi, and of course she won't believe the bullshit her sister said.

It's just that she didn't expect that the other party would provoke Zhou Yi as soon as he came over. She originally thought that the other party chose to come here during the New Year because he had changed. She didn't expect that he would still be as virtuous as before, which made her feel a little cold.

"You are not welcome in our home, Xiao Yi. Let him go and let them leave. You will be upset when you see him." Zhou's father frowned and then said aloud.

The middle-aged woman couldn't help but widen her eyes, and couldn't believe her ears.

At the beginning, Zhou's father did not give her a good look, but he was definitely not that irritated. Now he said such words directly and openly, which made her a little unresponsive.

"Have you heard that? Hurry up and get out of my sight, and don't let me see you again." Zhou Yi let go of his hand expressionlessly.

Zhou's mother sighed slightly beside her, but didn't make a sound.

The middle-aged woman couldn't help gritting her teeth slightly. She hadn't seen each other for how many years. How could this whole family have gone to heaven?
She took a slight breath, then gritted her teeth and looked at Zhou's mother: "Hmph, originally I wanted to bring my son to get to know you, and by the way, let my son arrange a high-paying job for your son, but I didn't expect that you guys My family has such a bad attitude and such a bad upbringing, I am blind, and you deserve your son to go to the construction site to move bricks for the rest of your life!"

Zhou Yi was silent for a moment, then opened the bank app on his mobile phone, selected a bank account to log in, then clicked on the account balance, and pointed the phone towards the middle-aged woman: "Yeah, I move bricks on a construction site, I don't know this Is the salary as high as your son’s salary?”

The middle-aged woman turned her head subconsciously and said disdainfully: "Account balance? What do you want me to see? Look at your four-digit number."

Just halfway through her speech, her voice stopped abruptly.

The next moment, her eyes widened, she rubbed her eyes vigorously and took another look.

one, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand, one hundred thousand, one million, ten million, one hundred million
This time she was convinced that she was indeed not blind.

Looking at the billion digits starting with 8, she swallowed slightly.

"Mom, what's wrong with you?" The young man followed the middle-aged woman's gaze and couldn't help but feel a twitch in his face.

The middle-aged woman's face turned green and red, and her eyes kept looking back and forth at Zhou Yi and his account balance.

Zhou Yi glanced at the middle-aged woman expressionlessly, then put away his phone, walked back to Bei Xiaoke, sat down, and continued playing chess.

"Let's go, let's go" The middle-aged woman's face turned red, and then she took the young man's hand and walked towards the gate in a somewhat despondent manner.

Zhou Yi didn't even bother to look at them. From the beginning to the end, he didn't put each other in his eyes. If it weren't for Zhou's mother, he could have let these two people know what cruelty is with just one phone call. I would talk so much with the two of them.

He acquired many gold and silver treasures in the ruins. Previously, he had approached Tiansi's connections and asked them to help sell off a few of them. To him, money is just a number now and has no meaning at all.

"Xiao Yi, Mom is so sorry. I didn't expect that after so many years, she would still be that virtuous. You weren't wronged just now, were you?" Zhou's mother walked to Zhou Yi and said apologetically.

Looking at the loneliness on Zhou's mother's face, Zhou Yi smiled and shook his head: "Mom, it's easy to change a person's nature. For people like this, just cut off all contact. If you say more to them, you will lower yourself." .”

"Well, Mom knows, alas." Mother Zhou sighed slightly.

"Mom, it's not enough to have me, dad, and Mengya by your side? Why bother with that unnecessary relationship." Zhou Yi stood up and gently hugged Zhou's mother.

"Well, Xiao Yi is right, mom is enough as long as you are here." Zhou's mother nodded, stretched out her hand and rubbed Zhou Yi's hair.

This farce was quickly forgotten by everyone, and they began to be busy with various New Year matters.

"Ms. sir, your calligraphy is too ugly." Shen Mengya looked at Zhou Yi who was writing the couplet with some amazement.

"How can I be called ugly? Xiao Ke's is called ugly. It's like crawling around like earthworms. At least I can still be human and write something." Zhou Yi said with some pride.

"Wow! Master, look at Master, he is so hateful." Bei Xiaoke, who was sitting beside him, immediately hugged Shen Mengya's arm reluctantly.

"Master, you are telling the truth." A smile appeared on Zhou Yi's face, and then he put down his brush.

"Hmph, bad master, let's set off the fireworks, Mrs. Xiao Ke, please don't follow the master." Bei Xiaoke pouted and said dissatisfiedly.

"Your wife is not good at setting off fireworks. I'll be my teacher. Let you see what it means to be an experienced driver. Let's go." Zhou Yi tidied up a little, then stood up and stretched.

"Honey, where is the little mouse? Where did he go?" Shen Mengya seemed to remember something, glanced around, and asked aloud.

Zhou Yi was about to reply when a shrill meow came from below: "Meow!"

Zhou Yi couldn't help but help his forehead: "This bastard went to bully Bang Chui again."

Then I walked downstairs and saw Father Zhou holding a tea cup in one hand and a classic book in the other hand, reading with gusto. On the floor not far away, the stupid golden mouse was chasing behind Bangchui's butt, and from time to time Pulling a hair on the buttocks of the mallet, I never get tired of playing.

"You stinky mouse." Zhou Yi walked over, grabbed the dumb-haired golden mouse, and held it tightly in his hands.

Bangchui, who was running around, couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief. It had always been very repulsive to Zhou Yi, but it rarely showed a trace of gratitude to Zhou Yi. You can imagine how miserable it was to be bullied by this smelly mouse.

Ever since this stinky rat was seen by Zhou's mother, he has succeeded in rising to the top by virtue of his cute appearance. Bang Chui has been completely relegated to the sidelines these days, and is often chased and bullied by this stinky rat. It can be said that he is a meow. No more love.

"Mom, I'll take Xiao Ke to set off fireworks in the yard." Zhou Yi glanced at Zhou's mother who was washing dishes in the kitchen, and called out.

"Well, go ahead, go ahead." Mother Zhou responded.

When he walked out of the house, there were already a dozen large fireworks set off at the door. These were all prepared by Zhou Yi during the day and planned to be set off at night.At this time, many people began to set off fireworks. From time to time, bright fireworks lit up in the dark sky, which was beautiful and moving.

Zhou Yi picked up a firework and put it in the yard. Then he performed a small spiritual skill and a flame appeared on his finger. Then he lit the firework and quickly backed away.

Soon, the fireworks sounded a clear scream, and bright sparks rushed into the sky, and then exploded into bright and dense sparks, which looked very beautiful.

"Master, teach me to let go, teach me to let go." Bei Xiaoke came to Zhou Yi, stretched out his hand to hug Zhou Yi's arm, and said enthusiastically.

"Okay, it's very simple. Come on, let's hook up." After the fireworks were launched, Zhou Yi smiled, then picked up another firework and walked to the yard with Bei Xiaoke.

"Did you see this exposed thing?" Zhou Yi pointed to the ignition head of the firework.

"Is it this thin and short thing?" Bei Xiaoke blinked slightly.

"Well, just light it with a fire and leave the vicinity of the fireworks." Zhou Yi nodded.

"It's that simple, okay." Bei Xiaoke nodded, and then used a little magic to light the fireworks.
But when she was about to stand up, she knocked down the firework. Suddenly, sparks shot up in the yard, like an Italian cannon being fired, making people jump.

"You are really a talent." Zhou Yi's mouth twitched, and then he gave a thumbs up to Bei Xiaoke.

"Once born, twice cooked, come again." Bei Xiaoke puffed up his cheeks, then picked up a firework and walked towards the yard again.

There were no accidents this time and it was put away successfully.

"Master, do you think the fireworks I set off look good?" Bei Xiaoke asked happily.

"Aren't the fireworks all the same? They are no different from the ones I set off. Why do you always like to ask nonsense questions?" Zhou Yi said nonchalantly.

"Bad Master, Bad Master, I won't talk to you anymore, huh." Bei Xiaoke put his hands on his hips and snorted at Zhou Yi, then walked to Shen Mengya and hugged Shen Mengya.

"Alas, it's easy to be targeted despite being handsome." Zhou Yi took out a bottle of Kuole with a depressed look on his face and took a sad sip.

Happy days always pass quickly. In the blink of an eye, the New Year is almost over. During this period of time, Zhou Yi, after preparations, is also preparing to try to break through to the late stage of the Linghai Realm.

"Xiao Yi, are you ready?" Father Zhou handed Zhou Yi a glass of water and asked aloud.

"Well, it's almost done. There may be a lot of noise. I won't be at home anymore. Just drive outside the town." Zhou Yi opened his eyes, took the water glass and took a sip of water, and said softly.

"Well, okay. Dad is not at your level. He doesn't know much about the specific situation and doesn't have much experience. You can just show up. Is there anything you need dad's help with?" Father Zhou nodded and then sat down. Zhou Yi asked aloud.

"It's okay, dad. I'm confident enough. I've accumulated enough." Zhou Yi gave Zhou's father a reassuring look.

"Well, that's good." Father Zhou smiled slightly upon hearing this.

"Mengya, let's go." Zhou Yi waved to Shen Mengya, who was teaching Bei Xiaoke how to draw not far away.

"Well, okay. Xiaoke, wait until I come back and I will continue to teach you how to draw." Shen Mengya stretched out her hand and rubbed Bei Xiaoke's cute face and said with a smile.

"Well, okay." Bei Xiaoke nodded lightly, then picked up the drawing board and came to Zhou Yi: "Master, take a look, does my drawing look good?"

"Well, there's something about this horse." Zhou Yi glanced at the painting and nodded solemnly.

There is a horse in the painting, but it is a little different because the horse's upper body is in extreme colors and its lower body is in simple lines. It looks quite eye-catching because the contrast and dissonance are too strong.

"Is this upper body painted by Mengya? Is the lower body your masterpiece?" Zhou Yi raised his head and asked.

"Yeah, how's it going? My wife said that I have talent, and my paintings are much cuter than hers." Bei Xiaoke said with a little pride.

"Well, there's something, there's something." Zhou Yi's mouth twitched, then he stood up from the sofa and waved to Zhou's father: "Dad, when Mom comes back, tell her to cook later."

Mother Zhou was bored today and went to a neighbor's house to help make dumplings.

"Yes, I understand." Father Zhou took a sip of tea and nodded lightly.

"Xiao Ke, let me tell you, actually, writing is much more interesting than painting. You might as well learn to write from my dad. In fact, it doesn't matter if you don't paint." Zhou Yi glanced at the lower body of the horse again. , said with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"Huh? Really?" Bei Xiaoke's eyes lit up.

"Pfft, cough, cough, you brat." Father Zhou sprayed water all over the table, then coughed several times before he regained his composure.

"Dad, Mengya and I will leave first." Zhou Yi waved his hand and then left quickly with Shen Mengya.

After driving all the way out of Shuixia Town, Zhou Yi followed the road to a secluded place, stopped the car, and walked out.

"I can't smell Sister Haze's body fragrance for a while, and I really miss it." Zhou Yi took a deep breath of fresh air and said with a smile.

"Sister, stop making trouble, break through quickly." Shen Mengya gave Zhou Yi a blank look.

Zhou Yi stretched out his hand: "I need a big hug, otherwise I won't be able to break through."

"No." Before Shen Mengya could recover, she was already embraced by Zhou Yi.
The breeze blew, and a bird flew overhead. It seemed to have noticed the couple embracing below. It paused slightly, dropped a puddle of bird droppings, and prepared to leave calmly.
However, before he had even taken a few steps, he felt his body tighten and was grabbed by a big hand, making him unable to move at all.
"You want to run away after you pooped? Fortunately, I hid quickly." Zhou Yi first glanced at the bird poop on the ground next to him, then turned his head and looked at the bird in his hand in a funny way.
"Chichi." The little bird struggled hard, its little eyes full of fear, obviously realizing that it had offended someone who could not be offended.
"Seeing as you are a single bird, it's understandable." Zhou Yi stretched out his fingers to rub the little bird's furry head, and then released his palm.
"Alas, the world has changed greatly, and this bird is no longer ordinary." Zhou Yi's eyes flashed slightly, and he sighed softly.
After taking a look at the blue sky, Zhou Yi shook his head slightly, then walked aside, used his spiritual skills to create two cotton clouds, sat on one of them, closed his eyes, and began to prepare to try to break through to the late stage of the spiritual sea realm.
Although his suction music is too powerful, it becomes more and more difficult to break through later, but he has been accumulating for a long time and has enough confidence to break through to the late stage of the spiritual sea realm.
However, if you have enough confidence, you still cannot take it lightly. A breakthrough in cultivation is a major event, and an absolute success rate must be ensured.
(End of this chapter)