Peninsula: Start with the nephew of the soy sauce bottle

Chapter 83 "The Birth of a Family" Recording ([-])
At this time, Kim Jong Kook suddenly interrupted: "Jingxu, isn't your ideal type Song Hye Kyo xi? You have admitted this in other programs!"

"Brother Zhong Guo doesn't know something. My ideal type is like a chameleon's skin, it will change according to the environment!"

“So in ‘The Birth of a Family’ the ideal type is Hyori, right!?”

Yin Zhongxin asked back.

Hearing this, Park Jingxu nodded solemnly.

"I'm a polite person."

"A declaration made just out of politeness!?"

Kim Jong Kook asked back, making the others smile.

Liu Zaishi couldn't help laughing and scolding.

"You have a great idea! Do you think you can have a good relationship with Hyori this way!? You are so naive! Don't underestimate the invincible Lee Hyori!"

The person involved also nodded in agreement.

"Unless you give me a song, it's impossible."

"Yeah! Don't sell yourself so cheaply!"

Yoo Jae Suk, who was stabbed in the back, pretended to be angry and scolded, and then he encouraged Yoon Jong Shin who was standing aside to express his stance.

"Brother Zhong Xin, don't just watch! Hyori is about to release an album, why don't you help me!?"

This guy can also compose lyrics and music.

Yoo Jae Suk’s original intention was for him to write songs.

But I don’t know if Yoon Jongxin misunderstood it or if it was intentional to create a show effect.

Upon hearing this, he immediately said to Park Zhenying's uncle and nephew.

"Give Hyori a song!"

This is how you help! ?
Liu Zaishi's confused expression caused everyone to laugh again.

After laughing, Park Zhenying still responded.

"If Hyori wants to invite a singer, it would be better to ask Jingxu to help."

"Zhenyingxi, our program is very tolerant. There are plenty of opportunities. There is no need to rush to advertise for your nephew."

Liu Zaishi suddenly interrupted.

This joke made Park Zhenying laugh.

"No...I'm not refusing. In fact, many people want Jingxu's songs now."

"I know this. I knew you were on the show, and someone asked me to find out the news!"

Lee Hyori suddenly made a revelation that aroused the curiosity of others.

As a singer, Kim Jong Kook cares very much about things related to songs.

When he first started his solo, he was rejected by many composers, because the senior executives of the former company told these people that they were not allowed to write songs for Kim Jong Kook.

After that, Kim Jong Kook understood that it is rare for a singer to encounter good songs.

"Are there more people who invite you to sing songs than Brother Zhenying?"

"That's not true." Park Orangutan explained with a smile. "It's just that after all, there are already a lot of my songs on the market, and they are not as rare as Jingxu's."

"Things are rare and valuable!" Dacheng nodded as if he understood something.

"Don't think that Jing Xu's songs are not good. I can reveal a little bit of news. The main song of the new girl group that our company will launch next year is written by Jing Xu."

Park Jin Young really loves this nephew and spares no effort to help him become famous.

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Park Jingxu in surprise, who had been silent since just now.

I didn’t expect this kid to have this ability!
Although I already knew that he was very powerful, I unexpectedly underestimated this boy.

The quality of a song that can be used as a hit song is definitely good enough. Based on Park Kyung Wook's past performance, no one would think that he can't write it.

But the new group's debut song is different. If the company aims to make a good start, the standards will be set more stringently, and they will inevitably go through layers of screening to select the highest quality songs from all the candidate songs.

This level of difficulty is much higher than returning to the main game.

Besides, this company is still JYP.

Park Kyung-wook's biggest competitor is his uncle, a national-level producer.The fact that he was able to win the title song means that Park Jin Young felt that he could not write anything better.

In addition, based on Park Jin Young's attitude towards music, he will never engage in favoritism because of his status as a nephew.

It shows that Park Kyung Wook really wrote a song that made Park Jin Young feel ashamed.

This is why everyone is surprised.

When Pu Jingxu saw that he was being stared at by everyone, he couldn't continue to act like an ostrich.

I saw him putting his hands in his coat pockets, looking into the distance with a regretful expression, and sighing slightly at the same time.

"Has this day finally arrived... It seems that I can no longer hide my talent..."

Park Kyung-wook's words immediately distorted the serious atmosphere.

The admiration that everyone just felt disappeared instantly.

It also made most of the staff secretly laugh in their hearts.

Lee Hyo Ri complained dissatisfiedly while laughing until her stomach ached.

"Jing Xu is so handsome, can you be serious!"

"Nu Na, this is my strategy!"

Park Kyung-wook looked serious.

Infected by that emotion, everyone stopped smiling.

I thought there would be some formal and serious professional discussion next.

I saw him speak slowly.

"There is no shortage of serious handsome guys in this country. On the contrary, funny handsome guys like me are a scarce resource. If you want to stand out in the entertainment industry, differentiated competition is the only magic weapon! And I am the master of them all!"

In the end, he still didn't get rid of that inconsistent quality, which made everyone roll their eyes.

Liu Zaishi said even more shamelessly.

"Jingxu... funny handsome guys are no longer a scarce resource. People like me have been active on the screen for more than ten years!"

"Jae Suk! Show some face! Even someone as handsome as me doesn't dare to speak out loud!" This was what Jin Xiulu, who also didn't look very good, said.

"If you say that the grasshopper has been mutated into a spirit by radiation, some people will believe it!" Yin Zhongxin, the oldest man, taunted unceremoniously.

"Isn't there a way in "Tang Bohu Dian Qiuxiang" to return my Piao Piao Quan? Otherwise, I will take action to make Brother Zai Shi more worthy of his name?" Kim Jong Kook narrowed his eyes and said very scary words.

"The real funny handsome guys should be like me, right? Jingxu's personality is the same as mine!" Squinted Eyes No. [-] Dacheng was not willing to be left alone, and came here to get in on the fun.

Liu Zaishi's full of criticisms indeed aroused condemnation from others.

But Park Kyung Wook did not follow the trend and complain.

Instead, he nodded in agreement and offered his own point of view.

"After all, Brother Shi just defeated my uncle in the Appearance War. Let me just admit that he is a handsome guy!"

"Jingxu... I don't want to admit this!"

"There is no need to stand up for Liu Jae Suk, that guy who confuses right and wrong!"

"How much did Liu Zaishi give you? If you have money, everyone can earn it together!"

"Sure enough, the only real funny guy is me!"

These people seemed to be addicted to complaining, but it did not affect Yoo Jae Suk's mentality.

After hosting the show for so many years, he has never seen any big storms, and clumsy external attacks can no longer make him feel shaken in his heart.

He patted Park Jingxu on the shoulder, confirming what he had done.

"Don't worry, Jingxu, I will never choose you for tonight's punishment."

"Kang Sang Mita." Park Jingxu used advanced honorifics to show respect.

But before he could finish his words, he quickly retorted at Liu Zaishi.

"But I cannot fully agree with what Brother Zai Shi said. What Brother Zai Shi said is just an ordinary funny handsome guy. And there is no second example of an unprecedented funny handsome guy like me."

"Oh!? Then what makes you unique?" Liu Zaishi became interested.

Park Jingxu replied with his head held high.

"Of course I am unique because I am Park Kyung Wook."

"What does it mean?"

"The German philosopher Leibniz once said: 'There are no two identical leaves in the world.' So I am who I am, a different firework."

"You are just sophistry!"

Liu Zaishi shook his head and laughed.

This joke is over.

The program team is also very satisfied. Park Kyung-wook's activeness has already provided a lot of material at the beginning.

The journey was not long, and everyone arrived at grandma's house quickly, laughing and joking.

The house is an antique-style wooden house with a veranda roof.

It looks new, maybe renovated.

This may be why the program team chose this place.

After everyone saw off the grandmothers who were about to travel, they started the next step of the program.

That is to complete the family work arranged by the program team.

There are many ancient houses in this village, so there are also many antiques hidden in them.

The task given by the program team is to collect antiques, and at the same time, they also have to collect scraps.

The family members were divided into two teams.

Yoo Jae-seok, Lee Hyori, Kim Soo-ro, and uncle and nephew Park Jin-young and Park Kyung-wook formed the antique team.

The rest are scrap teams.

Xu Inying still muttered dissatisfiedly: "This name sounds a bit uncomfortable... I am not a waste..."

Park Jingxu smiled and comforted the other party: "Nu Na, I am not an antique. But Brother Xiulu fits the concept of the team very well, so let him be the core of the team!"

Kim Soo-ro is the second oldest member among the members, second only to Yoon Jong-shin, and is actually one year younger than him. Together, they are called 40-generation brothers (referring to the age range of 40-50).

Being ridiculed by half of the teenagers for being too old, Jin Xiulu didn't get angry, and unexpectedly calmed down.

Not only that, but he also said it as if he was implying something.

"That's right! I am the unyielding core of the team, and I should abdicate in Shishi!"

This seems to be challenging Yoo Jae Suk’s core position in the show.

Of course Liu Zaishi couldn't bear it.

"Ah! It's 100 years too early for Brother Xiulu to want me to abdicate in favor of someone more worthy!"

While Yoo Jae Suk and Jin Soo Ro were arguing at the core, Seo In Young also understood the boy's intention.

She looked at the members of the scrap team knowingly, and then said not to be outdone.

"Then let's play Oppa Zhongxin as the core of our team!"

"There's no need to compare in this kind of thing!" the old man who was named said angrily.

It made the staff laugh one after another.

After the joke, the two teams set off separately.

Park Jingxu and the others took a small truck to the village.

Except for Jin Xiulu who was driving, the others were sitting on the open-air cargo compartment at the rear of the car.

As the truck slowly drove into this quiet and peaceful countryside, Lee Hyori couldn't help but feel a little emotional.

"If you get married, you want to live in a courtyard like this in the village, or you can live alone."

"Let's live here first, then we can get married." Yoo Jae Suk offered thoughtful advice.

"But it's not easy for someone like Hyori to find a boyfriend, right?" Park Chiang also joined the conversation.

"Yes! Why is this happening..." Lee Hyori said, and smiled when he noticed that Park Kyung-wook couldn't get a word in.

"Otherwise, I'll wait until Jingxu grows up! Jingxu... you won't be angry with the older one, right?"

"Nu Na, I like people who are younger than me!"

Park Jingxu declined politely, and for some reason a crybaby suddenly appeared in his mind.

Hearing this, Park Zhenying also shook his head.

"Jingxu is not suitable. With Hyori's strong character, a bad man or a much older man will not be able to suppress her."

Park's words made Lee Hyori and Yoo Jae Suk look at each other, and then burst into laughter at the same time.

After laughing for a while, Liu Jae Suk explained to the confused Park Orangutan.

"Zhenying, actually we let her date a brother I know before."

"That guy is older than Seok!" Lee Hyori complained.

"I'm not very old, and that brother is not very old." Liu Zaishi explained.

The age difference between Yoo Jae Suk and Lee Hyori is about 7 years, and they are even more different from the eldest brother introduced by Yoo Jae Suk.

Hearing this, Pu Jingxu suddenly interrupted.

"It's time for that big brother to have a health check-up."

"Yeah! Don't say such things when a child doesn't understand anything!"

Park orangutan pretended to reprimand his nephew, and then continued.

"But Jingxu is right. The body is fundamental. For the sake of happiness, you should get it checked out."

"Brother is very healthy."

Liu Zaishi couldn't laugh or cry.

At this time, the car arrived at the location and everyone got out of the car.

When Lee Hyori was about to get out of the car, Park Jin Young offered her hand in a gentlemanly manner.

When the sharp-eyed Park Kyung-wook found out, he immediately complained mercilessly.

"Uncle, the action is a bit redundant. Hyori Nu is the kind of strong woman who can turn desert island survival into a wild vacation! If there were no camera, she would probably have to do two somersaults before jumping down."

Familiar family members Yoo Jae-seok and Jin Soo-ro also agreed with him.

"Zhenying still doesn't understand Hyori, unlike Jingxu who came here after knowing about the show. This action is completely unnecessary!"

"Don't let her appearance fool you, Hyori is nicknamed Amazon Queen!"

Park Jin Young said he learned a lesson.

On the contrary, Lee Hyori was said to be a little embarrassed.

Sorry but also a little bit aggrieved.

Even though she is a strong woman, why doesn't she, Lee Hyori, not want to be cared for by a man?
So she said meaningfully.

"A man should be elegant from the inside out."

This attack directly and indiscriminately hit the three men present, excluding Park Jinying who just did the gentlemanly thing.

Due to his young age, Park Kyung-wook was the least injured.Not only did this verbal attack make no sense, but he also said it with a smile.

"I was counting on Nu Na to protect me!"

"If you write a song for me, I can protect you."

Lee Hyori made a condition.

In fact, Park Jingxu had already thought about it on the way to the village just now.

But it’s still hard to pretend.

"Hyori was angry and the lion opened his mouth again."

"Jing Xu has to figure it out, what I said is to cover you, the time limit is forever!"

"Nu Na, I also said that you can call me by name if something happens to you!"

Park Jingxu curled his lips, not interested in the bad check she wrote.

But Lee Hyori was very interested in what he said.

"What will happen if I tell you your name? Will everyone sell you a penny? I didn't expect that Jingxu's reputation is greater than anyone else's!"

Park Kyung-wook was unmoved by the teasing of the national monster.

"That's not true, my face is indeed not that great."

"Oh? What will happen?"

"As long as you tell me my name, you can face a more complete failure! Because when the other person hears an unheard name, he will definitely think that you are playing tricks on him!"

The young man's self-deprecation made the others laugh out loud.

"There's no need to underestimate yourself, Jingxu, you're still quite famous." Brother Zai Shi comforted him warmly. He admired this boy more and more. His talent and talent were so outstanding!

"Brother Shi said this as if others would really betray me..."

Park Jingxu is very open-minded and has a clear understanding of where he is now.

Never be proud or arrogant.

"I won't do it now, but that doesn't mean I won't do it in the future. Maybe one day in the future, I will be helped by Jingxu's face."

Yoo Jae Suk made no secret of his optimism.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible. Perhaps as Park Jingxu said before, he was unique.

Park Kyung-wook, who had a clear understanding of himself, shrugged.

"If you report my name in the future, I can save one dollar (South Korean won) on the delivery fee for takeaways. I am still confident that I can do it."

"Ah! Don't say that your face is only worth such a small amount of money!" Liu Zaishi was almost amused by this boy.

"This is not a small amount of money. The peninsula has a population of 5000 million. If each person deducts one yuan, it will be a huge sum of 5000 million! (equivalent to about RMB 26W)"

"That's not much!"

Liu Zaishi was almost laughed to tears.

Looking at other people, it doesn't seem to be much better.

They were curious about how Park Kyung Wook could say such words without any expression on his face. Wouldn't he laugh?Or is it the actor’s self-cultivation?

At this time, Park Jingxu began to educate Liu Grasshopper with a serious face.

"In Brother Shi, 5000 million is a fund that many people take several years to earn. It is the support of thousands of individuals like this that allows us to have food to eat. We must be grateful!"

While speaking, Park Jingxu bowed towards the camera.

This time the others were caught off guard.

Even the uncle's face became panicked.

What did this kid do suddenly?
To use a term that will become popular ten years later, it is moral kidnapping.

In order to avoid being criticized after the show was broadcast, the remaining people had no choice but to bow.

When I straightened up, I could clearly see the constipation-like discomfort on my face.

Once again, the staff was entertained.

After this episode, everyone came to the village and started visiting residents one by one to collect antiques.

According to the requirements of the program team, they will collect a certain number of antiques for appraisal by invited experts.

The resulting price is then returned to the owner of the antique.

A lot of jokes were made during the period. On the one hand, everyone was ignorant of the goods, and on the other hand, they were concerned about the variety show.

For example, the uncle mistakenly mistook the chamber pot for a valuable bronze item and excitedly showed it off to others.

Then he was mercilessly exposed by his master.

The expression of mixed emotions such as regret and embarrassment made others laugh again.

Even Park Kyung Wook's expression of snickering from behind was filmed by the VJ and made public.

Only then did everyone realize that Park Jingxu had recognized the true identity of the object early on, but he sat silently and watched his uncle make a fool of himself.

This kid is really bad!

Even though Park Jin Young knew it was the effect of the show, he still laughed in anger.

"Jingxu, you are really my good nephew!"

This remark sparked a new round of laughter.

Everyone saw the interesting interaction between the uncle and nephew and felt how relaxed the program recording was.

With them here, there is no shortage of material at all.

Park Jingxu has chosen the target of his fire today, and it is his uncle.

He believes that being on variety shows mainly highlights a sense of contrast.

For example, a handsome guy makes a fool of himself or something like that.

And uncle, as the president of one of the three major brokerage companies, this identity still makes people feel distant.

So he wanted to break this perception and make the audience realize that Park Jin Young is no different from ordinary people.

Close the distance with the people and make them feel that they are one of our own.

Sometimes nationality comes like this.

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