Journey to the West: Bound Bone Essence at the beginning

Chapter 296 What did you say you pretended to be X?

"Six-eared macaque!"

Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Hall.

The Jade Emperor was high up, looking down at the trembling monkey demon kneeling below, his voice was cold and majestic.

Liuer's forehead was pressed to the ground, and his thin body showed humility, which was heart-wrenching: "The little demon is here."

"What do you want?" Jade Emperor asked.

"The little demon wants to go home."

"Home?" the Jade Emperor sneered: "You are born from heaven and earth, where can you have a home? Oh, yes, the home you are talking about should be Senluo Mountain? You regard those monsters as your family, but have you ever thought about them? Do you think of you as family?"

Liu'er was worried that his words would bring disaster to Senluo Mountain, so he didn't dare to reply at all and kept his promise.

"Don't you think you are pitiful? You are as humble as grass, and anyone can step on you." The Jade Emperor said quietly.

Being inexplicably abducted here and being ridiculed for no reason, what emerged in Liu Er's heart was not sadness and anger, but despair that penetrated deep into his soul.

If it is an ordinary fairy god, no matter how powerful the opponent is, he will dare to be angry, hate, and dare to think about revenge in the future, but the opponent is the Jade Emperor, the nominal ruler of the three realms, no matter how good his luck is, no matter how hard he works, It is impossible to have a chance of revenge.

In the face of this suffocating despair, the light in his eyes gradually dimmed, and his originally pure eyes seemed to be stained with a layer of dust, and his temperament changed suddenly.

The Jade Emperor saw all this and suddenly changed the topic: "Liu Er, you are lucky. I will use you revaluation, so I will send someone to bring you from the human world. If it weren't for my presence, your strength would be You can't protect your talent at all, and you will die from this talent one day. From this point of view, you should thank me."

'Is this the Lord of the Three Realms? '

'You want to reuse me, so you are sarcastic to me, so you force me to do things for you? '

'If I don't agree, I don't know how to flatter you; if I agree, I need to be grateful for your kindness? '

The six-eared macaque's outlook on life collapsed instantly.

These four words, the weak and the strong, are like a brand that is deeply rooted in my bones.

No one is born evil.

When good people suffer fatal injustices, bad people are born.

"In living in these three realms, the most important thing is identity and background." After destroying Liu Er's outlook on life, the Jade Emperor began to build a new outlook on life for him: "I don't know if you have heard of Huaguo Mountain. If you I haven’t heard of it before, but I might ask about it in the future.

The two demon kings in Huaguo Mountain are not much better than you in terms of cultivation level or talent potential. But just because they have a strong backing, even I can't punish them without teaching them.

They even had to hold their noses and call them inspectors and great saints in the heaven. "

Liu Er's body trembled slightly, and finally he spoke: "What do you mean, Your Majesty?"

"I need a dog, a loyal dog." The Jade Emperor said coldly.

Liu Er was silent for a long time, and finally kowtowed silently.

Inadvertently, something seemed to slip from his face, but he quietly wiped it clean with his sleeve.

From this moment on, he is no longer the kind and ignorant monkey he was before.

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"Lord of the Earth, we want to know from you how the past peach fairs divided peaches among the gods."

Even as Liu Er turned black, Bai Gu and the others were still busy preparing for the Pan Peach Club. As soon as they left the Beidou Star Territory, they rushed to the Pan Peach Garden.

Thanks to her position as the caretaker of the White Bone Peach Orchard, she did not encounter any obstruction when she brought outsiders into the Peach Orchard.

"The peaches given to the gods are not eternal." Standing under a 9000-year-old peach tree, the Taoyuan landowner talked eloquently: "The most important principles are two points. The first point is to look at the holy family. The higher the holy family, the better the quality of the peaches. The second point is to look at the official position. If you give a 3000-year-old flat peach to a great emperor, it will naturally not work..."

As he spoke, he watched them listen attentively, and the Taoyuan Digong felt very happy in his heart.

Ever since the bones of the dead landed in Taoyuan but did nothing, he was full of disgust for it.

It's a pity that his level is too low. No matter how much he dislikes him, he can't even see him face to face, let alone anything else.

He never thought that the situation would turn around, and the other party would actually ask for his help today. How could he not feel as proud as if he had been in Hedong for 30 years and Hexi for 30 years?

"That's right. It seems that you already know how to divide peaches." Bai Gu's rank in the city is at least several times higher than this guy's. He can tell clearly from the other's expression and voice. , I am angry and funny about his little thoughts now.

"That's natural." Taoyuan Digong said proudly: "Although the little god has never held a peach gathering, he has seen more peach sharing scenes than the great sage has eaten. If you come to ask me for advice, you have found the right one. People."

Baigu nodded and said: "Very good, since you are so confident, Lord Tutu, I will leave the work of dividing the peaches to you at this Peach Fair. If you do a good job, I will personally ask the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother for your credit; If you don’t do it right, I’ll chop off your head.”

The smile on Taoyuan Landlord's face froze, and he asked nonchalantly: "What???"

"What, what, what? Behead, don't you understand?" Bai Gu asked with a frown.

The Taoyuan Tugong was about to cry, but he still had any dignity. He said hurriedly: "Great Sage, Great Sage, this is absolutely impossible. How can I, a little Tudong, be qualified to divide peaches for the gods?"

Baigu said: "I give you this qualification as the president... manager of the Pantao Club."

The landowner of Taoyuan was choked and said instead: "The qualifications are just one aspect. I'm afraid there will be some rumors."

Baigu waved his hand: "Don't be afraid of any rumors. If any god gives you trouble for this, just ask him to come to me."

Taoyuan Tudong: "..."

"Is there no problem?" Seeing that he was speechless, Baigu asked.

The landlord of Taoyuan said bravely: "Rumors are only one aspect. The most important thing is that the little god is afraid that he will not do well! As you said, this is a sin of decapitation."

Bone's eyes turned cold, and his voice was cold: "Didn't you just say the right thing? You even said that you are the right person! What, did you just say nonsense?"

"That's not what it means..."

"It doesn't mean this or that." Bai Gu said indifferently: "That's it. You come to divide the peaches. If you can't divide the peaches, I will cut you off. If anyone has an opinion, it is your responsibility and has nothing to do with this person in charge. "

Taoyuan Tudong: "..."

God be damned, this crappy job can't be done!

I also blame myself. I just said no and it was over. What's the point of showing off?
It doesn't matter what he said. He was directly compensating himself. Where could he go to reason with him?

The landowner is feeling miserable!Want to cry but no tears~
(End of this chapter)