Reboot: Beginning with lizards, arbitrarily forever!

Chapter 24, please don’t kill me, I have a first-level plan to kill the Moose King

Chapter 24, please don't kill me, I have a plan to kill the moose king!

The bamboo forest was crisscrossed, and many bamboos fell to the ground, blocking the way.

There are also many deep paths hidden by broken bamboos.

Lu Zhiang carefully examined the wound on the broken bamboo. Based on the oxidation degree of the broken surface, he could know when it broke!

"Hmph, this panda still wants to play tricks!"

"This way!"

Lu Zhiang found the opponent's loophole with a smile, and then went straight into the path to explore.

After passing through the rickety bamboo forest, Lu Zhiang's field of vision suddenly became empty.

There is a straw bamboo house in front of me, and there is a pool of spring water beside the bamboo house. Kung Fu Panda is lying in it at the moment, using the effect of the spring water to suppress the fire poison in the body!

"Drink! It turns out to be nectar from the bamboo forest."

"This nectar exists only on bamboo leaves in the morning, and each bamboo leaf produces only one drop of bamboo nectar."

Bamboo nectar is not a precious item, but it has the functions of cooling, detoxifying, and relieving the pressure on the meridians.

"Kung Fu Panda, I didn't expect you to have such a great place!"

Lu Zhiang said, he slowly crawled to the side of the nectar spring in the bamboo forest and stopped.

"You, a lizard, can speak human words?"

Kung Fu Panda's pupils shrank slightly, and what was even more shocking was that he didn't understand why the other party could find this place.

The giant starry sky python was very interested in seeing the spring water where Kung Fu Panda was soaking, and then plunged into it and swam.

"Hahaha, the fire poison has entered deep into your meridians at this moment, right?"

Lu Zhiang saw that Kung Fu Panda's eyes were full of miasma, and said in one sentence.

If it weren't for the coolness of the nectar from the bamboo forest, his eyes would have turned to blood.

"How about it, can you still stand up and pretend to be broken now?"

"Oh! I forgot to tell you, your disciple of the Stone Monkey King has already been swallowed by me!"

"I came to you this time just to devour you."

After hearing what Lu Zhiang said, Kung Fu Panda was stunned for a while, and then anger appeared on his face.

"Swallow me? Hahahaha."

Kung Fu Panda laughed wildly, and the laughter contained endless ridicule and disdain:

"My Kungfu Panda has been practicing since I was a cub. What storms and waves haven't I seen?"

"You, a broken lizard, want to devour me?"

Lu Zhiang frowned. This Kung Fu Panda was too pretentious, and even when it was about to die, he still spoke harshly.

He doesn't like it very much!
Just swallow it!
"Ah~" Lu Zhiang opened his mouth wide, and his teeth filled with venom looked extremely oozing.

"Hey, what are you doing! Labor and management haven't finished talking yet."

Kung Fu Panda suddenly said eagerly:
"I mean, don't make me get down on my knees and beg you!"

"Please don't devour me!"

Lu Zhiang opened his mouth wide and suddenly froze.

"I'm not afraid of your jokes!"

“Ever since I was little, I’ve always knelt down and begged for help whenever I encountered danger, and that’s how I’ve survived until now!”

Kung Fu Panda looked aggrieved and said:

"I don't have any skills, usually I just pretend to be a human being, eating and drinking, why are you devouring me?"

"Why don't you swallow the moose king who is at the peak of Qi training next door?"

"You bypassed me this time. I have a plan to help you kill the Moose King!"

Boom!
Lu Zhiang was taken aback.

Are you a stinky panda who eats and drinks and is still bragging?

Can kill the moose king, are you here begging for mercy with me?

"Ding! Kung Fu Panda has detected that the host has encountered a blood mutation, and now gives three choices!"

Lu Zhiang's body froze suddenly, and the sound of the system exploded in his mind.

"Choice 1000: If you don't believe Kung Fu Panda, just eat him and be rewarded with [-] evolution points!"

"Option [-]: Cooperate with Kung Fu Panda, kill the moose king, and reward the violent talent!"

"Option [-]: Learn from Kung Fu Panda, learn Tai Chi Kung Fu, and reward mastery of ancient martial arts skills!"

Kung Fu Panda was still begging for mercy with a grievance on his face. The fire-poisonous lizard in front of him was too scary and kept sniffing him with its fiery red tongue.

Mad, it made me feel numb all over!
The worst part is, can’t complain!
I'm afraid that the lizard's brain won't work and it will swallow him.

"Damn Lizard, when I get better from my injury, I have to show you my leg skills so that you can't catch up!"

Kung Fu Panda looked at Lu Zhiang with his small eyes and cursed secretly.

Of course Lu Zhiang doesn't know Kung Fu Panda's thoughts. His current thoughts are all about the several choices given by the system.

After hesitating for a while, Lu Zhiang smiled and said to Kung Fu Panda:

"I'll give you a chance."

"If you can't kill the moose king, labor and management will skin you!"

(End of this chapter)