Chapter 53 Goddess (please read)

New Territories, suburbs.

A convoy drove into the village in a low-key manner.

Frankly speaking, Meng Fan's eyes really lit up when he saw people of the same surname living together in a highly urbanized international metropolis like Hong Kong Island, with endless traffic.

However, he soon lost his joy.

In front of.

A group of plainly dressed villagers blocked the road. Of course, they did not deliberately block the convoy from entering, but surrounded an old woman of about 60 years old. Because of their enthusiasm and the large number of people, they blocked the road.

"what happened?"

Dasha frowned and was about to stick his head out and ask what the reason was.

Meng Fan stopped him, grabbed the walkie-talkie, and said on the internal channel:
"Everyone should not get out of the car. If something happens for a while, shoot into the air. Unless your own life or that of your colleagues is in danger, you are not allowed to adjust the direction of the gun."

what happened?

Nearly twenty police officers from the headquarters, as well as members of the special service team who came specially to provide support after coordination, were suddenly confused and confused about the situation.

However, they have all received professional training. If the superior does not take the initiative to ask, he will not ask questions and silently load the firearm.

Dasha scratched his head, looked at Meng Fan, and then looked ahead, also confused about the situation.

At this time, the voice of junior brother Jin McGee sounded on the channel: "Senior brother, that altar is not placed correctly."

"If this was true, I would eat the walkie-talkie in my stomach." Meng Fan sighed: "I didn't expect that when I went to the countryside to handle cases, I would encounter such a charlatan."

Having just finished setting up the altar last night and inviting the gods to the lower world, he was all too familiar with the scene ahead——

A woman with white hair and an energetic look was opening the altar.

There is a Buddhist Vajra Bell on the left and a Taoist Sanqing Bell on the right. There seems to be an extra-large yellow talisman in the middle. Because they are far apart, I don’t know what the hell they are.

People who don't know how to draw talismans will make ghosts and gods laugh.

Moreover, if there is neither Taoism nor Buddhism, what kind of altar is this?

"Hey, the little flags on the front seem to be written in Thai."

Dasha gradually realized what was going on and murmured: "Yes, it's Thai."

"Heavens and people in the world? Think about auspicious things and long for all kinds of auspiciousness. What is the most auspicious?"

"Don't get close to fools, associate more with wise people..."

Halfway through the translation, Dasha scolded directly:

"What kind of nonsense!"

"Hey, stay in the car and don't act rashly."

After saying that, Meng Fan took a big wrench for car repair from the back seat and continued: "Junior brother, let's go down there."

"receive."

Without needing to be greeted by his senior brother, Jin McGee also took a car wrench and stuck it on his lower back.

"I'll go as well."

Dasha opened the car door and followed closely behind the two of them, like a bodyguard.

After approaching silently.

Meng Fan and Jin McGee were sure that the yellow talisman was a standard fake, and it didn't match up at all. They didn't know whether the ghosts and gods would laugh or not. If it fell in the eyes of a person with advanced cultivation, he would definitely laugh to death.

"Brother." Dasha patted the people in front of him and asked curiously: "A few of us came from other places. What's going on?"

"Good luck to you."

The dark-skinned fellow had a mysterious face, lowered his voice, and said with a smile: "A living god has appeared in our village. Today, I invite Old Mother Lishan to come up and bless you with great wealth in the future."

"Have you brought any money? Hurry up and wrap it in red paper and send it up. When Goddess Yan finishes reciting the mantra, go home and bless it. You won't have to worry about it for the rest of your life."

"Our village has handed in all its savings and is waiting for the blessings to come."

The fellow villager has a simple face. He and his fellow villagers have made a fortune, but they have not forgotten the three passers-by.It's a pity that not even Dasha would fall for this kind of deception, let alone Meng Fan.

And Jin McGee snorted coldly: "Please ask Mother Lishan? I'll attack her mother!"

"Hey, hey, what's going on with you young man? If you dare to be disrespectful to Goddess Yan, please kneel down and kowtow to confess your sins."

The fellow villagers looked horrified and started shouting loudly.

Kim McKee was about to explode, but was stopped by his brother.

Facing hundreds of looks, Meng Fan calmly stared at that Goddess Yan and said loudly:

"Dare you ask this...fellow Taoist? I don't know whether it is Lord Doumu Yuanjun or Old Mother Lishan who is stronger."

The goddess didn't even raise her eyelids and snorted coldly: "Who is Doumu Yuanjun? Of course he is Lishan Old Mother."

Hearing this, Jin McGee let out a sneer. He was indeed out of tune, but he was not unlearned and unskilled. He immediately pointed out:

"All scriptures say that Old Mother Lishan is the incarnation of Yuanjun Doumu. However, in the mouth of you, a stupid woman who defrauds people of their money, it turns out to be the other way around."

"Humph!"

Goddess Yan was extremely calm: "What scripture? It's nonsense!"

"It's all a lie. I became a disciple of my old mother in Lishan when I was three years old. I meet her in my dreams every night. Isn't it more accurate than those cow noses lying in coffins to preach the truth?"

"Even if I, the King of Heaven, come, it's still Old Mother Lishan who is bigger than that piece of shit Doumu Yuanjun!"

In an instant, Meng Fan became angry.

Now that the ghosts are resurrected, these guys are fabricating all kinds of heresies to deceive people into making money with trivial matters. If they are allowed to continue, they don’t know what big trouble they will cause.

In addition, the stupid woman’s Taoist predecessors wrote fake works, so what did she, her junior brother, her master, and even Maoshan as a whole cultivate?
Today is bound to teach this country fool a lesson!
"Okay, okay, let's fight!"

However, junior brother Jin McGee spoke first, clearly very angry.

"Don't let me bully you, a stupid woman. You open the forum and attack at will. I'll give you a stick of incense!"

"One stick of incense has passed. Taoist master retaliates. We have a fate of life and death. One must fall today."

Staring angrily, Yan Shenpo was startled and realized something was wrong.

But she didn't show any timidity, she still looked aloof, not quarreling with ants, and said coldly:

"Old Mother Lishan is about to descend to earth. It is not appropriate to see blood. You can go."

"Get out of here! Three foreigners who don't know how to live or die, get out of here!"

"Yes, if we anger Old Mother Lishan, we may also be implicated."

The crowd was so excited that as soon as the goddess gave the order, she would rush forward and beat the three people to death on the spot.

boom! boom! boom!
Gunshots resounded through the sky.

In this case, Dasha shot into the sky.

Seeing the two inspectors being surrounded by hundreds of people from a distance, colleagues in the department were really worried and got out of the car with guns in hand.

The situation reversed in an instant.

"Come on, let me fight with you."

Dasha tilted his mouth, looking at Yan Shenpo with a ferocious face, and pointed the black muzzle at her.

"I'll give you ten seconds to run first."

"Ten, nine, eight, seven...run! Why don't you run?!"

boom!
Another shot into the air.

Like a quail, Goddess Yan squatted down on the spot with her head in her arms, not daring to run away. At the same time, she screamed like a slaughtering pig, completely losing her contemptuous attitude just now.

"The Buddhist Vajra Bell on the left, the Taoist Sanqing Bell on the right, and the flags have Thai writing on them. Are you asking your dead old mother to get on top of you? Is your mother so powerful? Are all three families involved?"

(End of this chapter)

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