Doomsday: This NPC is too fierce

Chapter 36 Cremation Ends
why?
How could Yueyue not be affected?
A bottle of charming perfume has been poured into it, but it can't affect her?
Is this a bit too much?

"Da Ma Monkey, is it possible that this charming perfume only has an effect on female zombies?"

Tang Xiaodong suppressed his smile and said seriously, "Now you are like walking hormones, the King of Lanling in the eyes of female zombies. From now on, the task of seducing zombies will be left to you."

"what?"

Seeing that the charming perfume had no effect on living people, Ma Dasheng was immediately depressed.

"Xiao Dao, how long will the effect of this charming perfume last?"

Ma Dasheng asked Xiao Dao unwillingly. In his opinion, Charming Perfume was given to him by Xiao Dao, and he should know the basic properties of this perfume.

"Well, once you spray this perfume, its charm only lasts for 10 minutes, but you drank a whole bottle. It's hard to say how long it will last..."

Xiao Dao tried his best to speak in a calm tone, for fear of irritating this guy, but he was secretly cursing in his heart that he dared to drink any water casually. He only asked for it on his own. What are you doing to me?
"Fuck, damn, I'm not going out here anymore. From now on, I'll be eating, drinking, and having sex here. Let's see what those female zombies can do to me!"

Ma Dasheng was annoyed and angry. It would be great if these were a group of beauties!
How could he HOLD in the face of these female zombies and even lose face in front of Yueyue? It would be weird if he wasn't angry!
"You can live here if you want. There is no shortage of guest rooms in this funeral home. Just go to the second floor and find one."

Tang Xiaodong added fuel to the cremator and said, "Choose whichever one you like. Don't be embarrassed, I'll forget it."

"Why bother? I can just live with you. It's not a big deal for us two to share a bed."

Ma Dasheng said indifferently. As soon as he finished speaking, he unexpectedly noticed that Tang Xiaodong's expression became a little strange, as if he was hesitant to speak.

"What, I...said the wrong thing?"

He asked a little strangely, "Xiao Dongzi, we have slept together since childhood. Is it necessary for us to see each other like this?"

"..."

Tang Xiaodong glanced at Hu Yue, who was standing aside, and gave her the opportunity to explain.

Xiaodao looked at Ma Dasheng with sympathy, as if he was looking at a third party who had intervened. This kind of character usually does not end well.

"Xiaodong and I can share a room. You go to the second floor."

Hu Yue's expression was indifferent, as if this was a trivial matter and he didn't take it to heart at all.

"What?"

"what?"

As if he had seen a comet hit the earth, Ma Dasheng opened his mouth in shock, turned his head with difficulty, and asked in disbelief, "Xiao Dongzi, is what she said true?"

"If there is no accident, it should be true."

Tang Xiaodong said a little embarrassed, "But don't get me wrong, her child needs my care, and she will stay with me for the time being. That's it."

"I can also take care of the child. Xiaodongzi, go to the second floor and let me take care of Tiantian here. Do you think that's okay?"

Ma Dasheng winked at Tang Xiaodong without giving up, indicating that he would not appreciate the compliment and delay his pursuit of the girl.

"Zheng!!!"

The sound of the machete being unsheathed instantly reached Ma Dasheng's cerebral cortex, and waves of numbness spread across his scalp.

"I'm just telling you, don't take it seriously. By the way, if Tiantian needs anything, just go to me on the second floor."

Seeing Hu Yue pick up the machete with a cold light, Ma Dasheng immediately gave up this unrealistic idea and prepared to find a room on the second floor to survive this frustrating day.

"Ugh."

Tang Xiaodong sighed softly. How could he not understand what Ma Dasheng meant? However, this woman was too strong and made him no longer a human being.

If the big horse monkey really misunderstands that she and he are robbing women, they may not even be able to become brothers...

Sudden.

There was a strange noise from the cremation furnace, which attracted the attention of everyone present.

"The cremation is over!" Tang Xiaodong was overjoyed. He was not in a hurry to open the furnace to retrieve the treasure, but calmly waited for the cremation furnace to cool down.

"Brother Dong, why don't you turn on the stove?"

Xiaodao didn't know why and urged him eagerly.

"No hurry, wait for the temperature to drop."

"Xiao Dongzi, what are you burning?"

Ma Dasheng was very curious and stopped subconsciously, expecting Tang Xiaodong to open the furnace to inspect the treasure.

"I burned those zombie heads."

Tang Xiaodong stared at the cremation furnace with burning eyes, imagining the image of crystals everywhere.

"What are you burning? You can smell meat from afar."

At this moment, Wu Tie's strong figure appeared here. He sniffed curiously and looked at the cremator in confusion, "No, you use the cremator to roast meat? Isn't it disgusting?"

"Whether it's disgusting or not, you'll know soon."

Xiao Dao rushed to say, "This is authentic pork head meat. Brother Tie, do you want to eat it?"

"Forget it, I still can't get used to the food baked in this stove, you can enjoy it."

Wu Tie's face changed in disgust, and he said to Hu Yue standing aside, "Hu Yue, the teacher asked you to get another zombie. I accidentally killed the zombie just now."

"Okay, I'll go there later."

Hu Yue remained unmoved and did not look away from the cremation furnace.

"what?"

Xiaodao seemed to have discovered something extraordinary, and his expression changed on the spot.

"you you……"

He pointed at Wu Tie, looking horrified.

"what happened?"

Wu Tie looked at himself in surprise, "My clothes are not dirty either. What are you making all the fuss about?"

"Brother Dong, Sister Yue, Brother Dasheng, look at his neck, he was bitten by a zombie!!!"

"what?!"

As soon as these words came out, the three of them were shocked, especially Ma Dasheng, who was so scared that he retreated to the corner, for fear of being infected by the person in front of him.

Just as Xiao Dao said, there were two small blood holes under Wu Tie's neck, and the surrounding skin had turned blue-black. What could it be if it wasn't a bite?
"Wu Tie, you..."

Tang Xiaodong looked at his former colleague with a complicated expression, "Before you lose your mind, leave the funeral home on your own. It's best for everyone."

"Haha, look at you, you are so scared, there is no need at all!"

Wu Tie touched the wound on his neck nonchalantly and said with a smile, "I was bitten half a month ago. If I had been infected by the virus, I would have turned into a zombie long ago."

"Half a month? The zombie virus doesn't have such a long incubation period..."

Tang Xiaodong frowned, "Judging from the color of the wound, you have been poisoned. If you don't take it seriously, you will probably kill everyone present!"

Hu Yue said nothing, but picked up the machete.

The knife quietly took out the pistol at an angle that Wu Tie couldn't see, and aimed it at the back of his head. As long as he pulled the trigger, his head would definitely explode!
a time.

The atmosphere in the room became very subtle, and it would be hard to describe it as tense.

(End of this chapter)