Chapter 9 I Never Joke
The moment the war hammer was pinched and exploded, the hairs of the bald man exploded all over his body.

His warhammer is unusual, it is a second-tier low-grade spiritual weapon that costs [-] points to exchange, and it is engraved with several formations to enhance its sturdiness.With this spiritual weapon, he smashed the heads of countless monsters, and even crushed them to pieces.

What is the state of the other party?
To destroy his Tier [-] spirit weapon without any effort, even a Qi Sea Realm cultivator can't do it, right?

This is the fucking early stage of Transcendence?
"escape!"

This idea immediately appeared in the bald man's mind, and he immediately put it into action.Squeeze out all the spiritual power in the body, bursting out with extreme speed.

"boom!"

The big bald man's eyes blurred, and his entire face hit the floor hard.

Huo Kui sat on him and pressed his bloody head with one hand, "Did I let you go?"

"@#%&*..."

The bald man struggled to look up.

"Be honest with me!"

Huo Kui pressed the bald man's head to the ground again, and the ground instantly cracked like a spider's web. The latter had stars in his eyes, blood from his mouth and nose, and silently moved the gravel on both sides towards his head.

"Do you know why they are looking for you?" Huo Kui lit a cigarette and asked proactively.

"Because...you didn't go to the Superpower Bureau to register your identity?"

Huo Kui looked appreciative, "Yes, you have a flexible mind."

"...I didn't know about it, and I didn't think the consequences would be so serious."

"You are not a practitioner. It is normal to be unclear about many things, but I know."

"...Why didn't you tell me?"

"You know what? There are very, very few people like us."

Our kind?

Gao Fei looked through the memory of his predecessor carefully, and found out what indiscreet things he did that made Huo Kui come up with such a dirty judgment.

"You think too much, I'm not talking about that kind of thing, how can you be loved like me?
I'm talking about the ancient inheritance we got. "

Gao Fei was puzzled and said, "How?"

The big bald man under Huo Kui's buttocks couldn't help but prick up his ears.

"The caves of ancient monks are usually accompanied by great danger, and the possibility of ordinary people obtaining their inheritance is almost zero."

In the smog, Huo Kui looked reminiscent, "At that time, when I was grazing cattle on Longshou Mountain, I accidentally touched the formation, and the cave left by Master Linghuo came to life.

When the caves of ancient monks appeared in the world, there were often earth-shattering movements. Not long after, the major sects came, and they fought desperately to fight for the treasures in the caves. It was a river of blood and corpses everywhere.

At that time, I hid aside and didn't dare to move, thinking that I would definitely be reincarnated with the cow.

As a result, my luck was against the sky, and I was the son of destiny with great luck. After the formation guarding the cave was broken, the remnant soul of Master Linghuo could see at a glance that I was covered with brilliance, emitting a dazzling light like the sun. shine.

He was very excited, worshiped me, and repeatedly begged me to practice his self-created exercises.

He knows very well that I am destined to overwhelm the world and make countless heavenly prides weep with blood.If I practice his exercises, he who is unknown will be stained with my brilliance and be admired by countless people. "

Before Gao Fei could speak, Huo Kui continued, "Although you haven't encountered any competition, there are various killings and tests in the ancient monk's cave. How can ordinary people get the inheritance of the ancient monk without any harm?"

Gao Fei said as usual: "I think I am also the child of destiny with great luck."

"Oh?" Huo Kui's eyes suddenly lit up, the light that only bursts out when meeting people of the same mind. He looked at Gao Fei with some expectation.

"At that time, Immortal Shenxiao, the owner of the cave mansion, saw at a glance that I would leave a glorious imprint in the long river of time.

I will sweep away this chaotic and disorderly world, and make people and people, people and nature, and people and society achieve true harmony!
He has seen the brilliance that is rare in ancient and modern times in the infinite time. He wants to be a part of the immortal legend. He wants to remember that there is a small character named Shenxiaoxianren when people recall the weight of the name Gao Fei.

No matter how insignificant he is, under the halo of Gao Fei's name, he will become as dazzling as a star.

Therefore, when I discovered his cave, his remnant soul took the initiative to undo the heavy restrictions, welcomed me into the cave as my master, and repeatedly begged me to accept the treasures in his cave. "

"Clap clap clap..."

Loud and powerful applause rang out, and it took a long time to subside.

The bald man's mind is full of the three words "psychopathy", copying and pasting infinitely makes him unable to think normally.

"I have had the same experience as you, so I firmly believe in your words, but the people in the Super Bureau are short-sighted..."

Huo Kui patted the bald man on the head, "Look, they are so overbearing, they don't give you a chance to explain, they just beat you to death and took you back.

When you get to the Super Power Bureau, you have to suffer again. Even if you tell the truth, they will think you are talking nonsense.

So, that's why I don't let you go to the Superpower Bureau to register your identity. "

What kind of fucking American behavior is this?

Gao Fei slapped himself on the face, and said helplessly, "What should I do next?"

"I'll fix it for you.

That's why I'm here today.

As an old senior full of honor, I like to help the young and immature juniors the most, and I also like to teach ugly guys who don't know what to do. "

A fan-shaped expression appeared on Huo Kui's face, three points of sneer, three points of disdain, four points of indifference, he took out his mobile phone and dialed a number.

The content of the conversation was very ordinary, just two friends who hadn't seen each other for a long time were exchanging greetings, but the bald man was terrified when he heard it. The person who was talking to Huo Kui seemed to be Lin Chi, the director of the Superpower Bureau, the absolute master of this world!
Which retired employee has so much energy?

After making an appointment on the phone, Huo Kui hung up the phone and said to Gao Fei with a smile, "How is it? It's easy to settle, don't worry?"

"Thank you...thank you..."

"We've known each other for so long, don't be so polite, if you really feel that you owe me a favor, you can kowtow to me every day when you see me, and just say that you have worked hard."

Goofy sighed.

"You... who are you?" The bald man forced his head up.

Huo Kui lightly exhaled a smoke ring, "It's been a long history to kill the nine demon kings and save the world. Forget about my past identity. Now I am a nosy, full of justice in my heart, ordinary extraordinary A retired employee with an early cultivation base."

How can your strength be in the early stage of transcendence? !

The bald man really wanted to yell like this, but what shocked him even more at the moment was...

"You killed the nine demon kings? Is what you just said true?
"Do you think I'm joking?" Huo Kui raised his voice, then looked at Gao Fei, "Were you joking just now?"

"I am an honest person by nature, and I never joke. I often feel inferior because of this, and feel that I am different from others."

"Everything that comes out of our mouths is the hard truth."

"Not bad."

(End of this chapter)

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