back to being a teacher

Chapter 3 Teacher You Are Bad
"Is this novel good?"

Fang Bai picked up the novel in his hand and asked.

Li Guangguang was stunned for a moment: "It's so good. I've never read such a good-looking novel."

Fang Bai curled his lips: "Just such rubbish, can it be considered good-looking? Any novel I make up will be better than this..."

Listening to the head teacher's words, Li Guangguang suddenly felt angry from the bottom of his heart. You can insult me, but you can't insult what I like!
"you……"

Li Guangguang glared at Fang Bai.

"You do not believe?"

Fang Bai curled his lips, turned on the loudspeaker on the podium, and gently tried the sound test: "Then the teacher will make up a random paragraph for you!"

"Mmmm!"

Fang Bai adjusted his tone, and said in a deep and depressed voice: "Tomb robbery is not about treating guests to dinner, or making a fuss, or answering embroidered flowers. It can't be so delicate, so calm, gentle, and gentle. Tomb robbery is a skill. The technology of door destruction..."

This tone made people feel cold all over.

It also made Li Guangguang froze on the spot beside the podium.

"These things have to start with a book left by my grandfather. This book is not complete. It is a broken book called "Sixteen-Character Yin-Yang Feng Shui Secret Technique"!"

If you ask Fang Bai to compile it, of course he won't be able to compile it. Although he also wrote several books in college, it's not as fast as just copying it out...

It can be said that the novel "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" pioneered the theme of tomb robbing and is also the best book in the tomb robbing genre. As for "Tomb Raiders Notes", it also involved some fantasy things in the later period.

If we talk about realism, "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" is the masterpiece of this genre.

"This story was told to me by my grandfather when I was a child. When my grandfather was young, my family was very rich. At its peak, we bought more than 40 houses connected by three alleys in the city..."

"Compared to before, now I can only say that my family is in a state of decline, let alone the house. I can hardly support myself."

Fang Bai suddenly joked.

This also made the classmates burst into laughter.

"Teacher, keep going!"

"That's right, hurry up!"

"Don't delay, otherwise get out of class will be over!"

Fang Bai pressed his hand to signal the students to be quiet.

He continued: "There is an old saying that wealth cannot last more than three generations. This sentence is very reasonable. Even if the family has gold and silver, it cannot withstand the squandering of the prodigal descendants. When it was in the hands of my grandfather, the family began to decline. First, After the family was divided, although my grandfather also received a lot of land, he later got into gambling, and later fell into smoking..."

"So, students, remember, never get involved in pornography, gambling or drugs..."

"I, Mr. Huang, are inseparable from gambling and drug addiction!"

"That's right, I, Huang, am sworn in with gambling and drugs!"

"Resolutely resist gambling and drugs!"

"You didn't mention Huang at all!"

"I am Mr. Huang..."

The students booed one after another.

"When my grandfather was young, he was addicted to eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling and smoking. In the end, he was so poor that he had no money on his body. But if a person is addicted to smoking, it will be terrible..."

"Later he told his uncle that he wanted to marry a wife..."

The story slowly reaches the paper man.

The lifelike paper man was lying on the bed.

This made everyone who was listening shudder. Thinking about such a scene was scary, let alone saying it from Fang Bai's mouth, which made these students who had never seen the world breathe harder...

"My uncle insisted on seeing my grandfather's daughter-in-law that day, but my grandfather refused to let her see her. But that's how people are. The more you stop me, the more I want to see her..."

"Just at this time……"

Fang Bai changed his tone to a sinister tone: "The door curtain of the back room was... opened by someone!"

"what!"

At this time, the female students in the classroom screamed.Even the male classmates felt a little nervous, but after all, in front of the female classmates, no matter how scared they were, they could only force a smile.

"What's so scary about that!"

"That's it!"

"Zhao Yiliang, you, you, behind you..."

"Where, where, where..."

Zhao Yiliang jumped directly to the people around him.

The two hugged each other tightly.

"Hahaha……"

Being interrupted by Zhao Yiliang, the whole class laughed, and the cold atmosphere suddenly dissipated.

"Quiet, listen to the teacher and continue talking!"

Huang Xiangyan glanced back, and the class became much quieter.

"At this moment, a woman came out from the back room. She was fair and clean, with a big face... My grandfather suddenly felt a thump in his heart. This woman..."

Fang Bai grinned sinisterly, and his voice suddenly rose again: "It turned out to be the paper man that my grandfather asked someone to make a fool of!!!"

"Ah, teacher, you are scary!"

"Teacher, you are evil!"

"teacher!!!!"

There were constant screams in the class.

This also attracted the attention of students in the surrounding classes.

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, stop making trouble!"

Fang Bai clapped and signaled the classroom to quiet down: "My grandfather's uncle saw that my grandfather was really married and had found such a beautiful wife. He was so excited that he gave my grandfather ten yuan. These ten yuan Dayang, it’s almost equivalent to 5000 to [-] yuan today!”

"My grandfather's uncle had old eyesight and didn't think there was anything wrong with the paper man. Later, my grandfather sent his uncle home. The more he thought about it on the way home, the more frightened he became. So he didn't go home at all. He went to the city to spend the night, even taking cigarettes. Gambling, I lost ten oceans of flowers again!"

"Later, I had no money to pay the bill and was kicked out. I had no choice but to go home..."

"After I got home, I saw the lights in the house were dark, and the white paper man was lying motionless on the bed, covered with a quilt, as if nothing had happened before."

"But my grandfather was thinking, what if this paper man becomes a living person again at night?"

"And just when my grandfather was about to burn this blank paper man!"

"The white paper man...actually spoke!"

Fang Bai's surprise naturally caused the students in the class to scream.

Every chapter of Ghost Blowing Lantern has been carefully polished by the author, and the plot is compact without any sloppiness.

The whole class was stunned for a moment.

In addition, at this time, although ghost stories are popular, such serious and weird novels have not yet emerged. Li Shiguang listened to it, and consciously felt a chill rushing from Tianling Gai straight to the spine, and burst out all over his body. Cold sweat.

But it’s like eating hot pot in winter, you can’t stop.

Was this really written by him?
Did he really make this up casually? !

Compared with the story told by the head teacher, Li Shiguang felt that the book "Bullfighting Continent" suddenly lost any meaning.

The story ends in Chapter 1, that is, the grandfather burned the blank paper man.

It just so happened that the bell rang for the end of get out of class.

Fang Bai ended the class.

When he walked out of the classroom door, he couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief.

　This article is an imaginary reality, please do not take it for granted.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)