Dragon Ball Perfect World

Chapter 102 The Test of the Northern Kai King
"Help!"

"Ooooooooooo!"

The King of the North and Babulus were running in circles around Tang En, and they were obviously starting to panic.

boom--!
The two guys really bumped into each other...

"Uh uh..."

Tang En scratched his face. He was really embarrassed. He came here with sincerity.

But having said that...

Is the King of the Northern Realm so competent?Not long after he joined Frieza's Legion, he was discovered by the King of the North Kai...

"I'm warning you! I'm the King of Kai, you can't mess around..."

The King of the North Realm wailed at Tang En.

Then, I definitely have to explain it to him.
"Kaiou-sama, here's the thing, I joined Frieza's legion not really to be Frieza's subordinate..."

Tang En briefly explained his behavior to King Kai.

"I did this just to prevent Planet Stan from being destroyed. Back then, this planet..."

"And my promise to Frieza about the android army was just to delay time..."

"Ah? Is there such a thing?"

The two tentacles on Kaiou's brain moved and he checked the situation of Stan Star again.

Is this guy really out to save the planet?

It seems... I remember... the original planet Stan did come from a place that was poisoned by Frieza's tea...

The King of the Northern Kai thought vaguely.

Oh, if I had known earlier, I wouldn't have just paid attention to Frieza's movements...

At least keep an eye on the planets around you...

Forget it, let’s just assume he’s right.

"Ah ha ha ha ha! Of course I know! I just said how could that bastard Frieza be so lucky? He was just joking with you..."

North Kaio pointed to the sky, trying to make his image more glorious.

Tang En: "..."

The air was silent for a few seconds.

Kaio coughed a few times and continued to talk to Tang En:

"Then, let's continue the original topic..."

"What do you want to do here?"

Of course it's for the vitality bomb, Tang En thought.

After all, if there was a chance to learn this move, how could Tang En give up.

As for Kaio Fist, you can also try this. After all, it is necessary to compare your own Tenjin Fist.

Anyway, there is indeed something he can learn from Kaiou.

"I heard that Kaio-sama has developed a technique that can borrow the power of all things. I want to learn this technique."

Tang En said so.

"Well?"

Kaiou adjusted his glasses, then covered his mouth and said with a smile:
"Woohoo!"

"I didn't expect that so many people would know about my unique skills. That's right!
This move is called Vitality Bomb!It must be the King of the South Realm or the King of the West Realm who told you, right? "

Tang En nodded, yes, that's it...

"Not everyone can learn the Vitality Bomb~"

The King of the North Realm quietly floated behind Tang En and said to Tang En:

"If you want to learn Kaio Fist, you must have a kind heart!"

At this moment, the Northern Realm King looked at Tang En obscenely, and he felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by Tang En.

Tang En, who had known this for a long time, nodded. In fact, he didn't know whether he was qualified like Wukong.

Kind heart.
Then let’s test it and see what level my state of mind is…

"Hahahaha! You are such a smart person. First, you planned to delay time for Planet Stan, and then you secretly found me to practice the vitality bomb.

In the end, you will sneak attack Frieza with a vitality bomb and destroy him, right? "The King of the North Realm seemed to have discovered something, and he proudly added for Tang En.

Tang En was speechless, saying this...

What the King of the North Kaikai said seems to make sense.

The King of Kai thought secretly:

"The king of this realm is so smart! As long as he can practice the vitality bomb, it means that his words are credible."

amount……

Ugh?
its not right.

The King of Kai then realized, why should I give you my special skills?

But...if what he said is true, then it is possible to wipe out Frieza, that great scourge.

After all, this kid is so strong, even the vicious Saiyans are no match for him...

Well, it depends on whether this boy has the strength!
cough cough cough

Kaio turned around to face Tang En, coughed a few times again and said:
"If you want to get my teachings, you need to pass a strict test!"

Tang En nodded, come on.

I'm serious about telling jokes!
Cough cough cough. The king of the northern realm coughed a few times, and then
"You have to tell a joke to make me laugh! This is not easy! I have gone through strict training!"

The king of the northern realm looked confident.

"Ow, ooh!"

Barbrus yelled, beating his chest.

The two guys stared at Tang En, indicating that I was ready.

Ok!

I, Tang En, have experienced the age of information explosion. Even Bulmasan can't stop himself from making cold jokes.
Tang En mustered up his morale and shouted loudly:
“There once was a fool who lay on the ground and sang!
After a pause, Tang En continued:
"As he sang, he turned over and kept singing!"

After saying this sentence, Tang En stopped.

The Northern Realm King was completely attracted, and asked quickly:

"Turn over? Why."

Why?Tang En said matter-of-factly.
"Nonsense, after singing side A, of course we have to sing side B!"

what? !

Kacha-!
A burst of lightning appeared in the mind of the Northern Kai King, causing him to take half a step back in shock.

"After singing side A... want to sing side B?"

"woo woo woo woo……"

The Northern Realm King covered his mouth with difficulty.

"Uuhahahaha! Ha!"

The King of the Northern Realm finally couldn't bear it any longer, lying on the ground and laughing crazily, he couldn't stop for a long time...

"It seems... hahaha... it seems you are well prepared!"

"This is the funniest joke I've heard in recent years..."

Did it work?

Tang En touched his nose and couldn't figure out the settings of some people in this world.

Anyone who has watched a few episodes of Xi Yangyang and Big Big Wolf can probably tell you a joke of this magnitude...

In the original work, although what Sun Wukong tells Kaio is homophones in Japanese.

But even if it is translated into Japanese, it is very meaningless.

One is that the quilt was blown away, and the other is that the quilt remains a quilt. They are all old-fashioned routines.
This alone can make the King of the North unable to stop, and Tang En can only express his pity for the King of the North...

Ever since Northern Kaiwang was mostly destroyed by Beerus, the life of Northern Kaiwang has become extremely boring.

In addition to racing in such a small place, he could only lie on the ground and count the number of grass blades, and compete with Babrus to see who could pee farther...
The Northern Realm King stood up, picked up his handkerchief and wiped his tears from laughing:

"You are indeed no ordinary person, you are a professional."

"Okay! I'll teach you how to practice!"

　Thanks to book friends Sword Holding the Rising Sun, Two and a half kilograms is a joke, Tianchen Xiaoyou, JAWMDG’s monthly ticket

　　
　
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