The Fiery Era of Siheyuan

Chapter 282, Five Seconds Real Man
Peng Feiyan's words not only choked Xu Damao, even Sha Zhu almost coughed out of choking.

He never expected that his wife would be so fierce that she would kill her with one shot.

The money for five tables is easy to come by, but the supplies are hard to come by.

Now is the time when the famine is at its most serious, and all kinds of supplies are in short supply in the city, which cannot be achieved by just having money.

At this time, the neighbors gathered in the middle courtyard heard Peng Feiyan's words, and they all turned their eyes to Xu Damao, their eyes glowing green, waiting for him to nod.

Five tables of noodles, how many dishes are there?
嘶哈
Before the banquet was held, many people swallowed with greed.

Xu Damao was so choked that his face turned green.

I didn't expect Peng Feiyan, who usually seemed low-key and peaceful, to be so ruthless. She would grill him when she got the chance, without showing mercy at all.

The two tables were only open to him with the help of his own father and father-in-law, and five tables would be off the charts.

Who has the ability to get so many ingredients at this time of year?

Xu Damao subconsciously wanted to reject this outrageous proposal.

But under the watchful eyes of everyone, his self-esteem was at stake, and he didn't want to bow his head to Sha Zhu.

For a moment he froze.

Just as Xu Damao was sitting on the wax, Xu's father behind him stepped forward to rescue him.

Father Xu came to the front from the back, smiled and said to everyone: "Hehe, what the silly wife said is very reasonable, and our Da Mao also intends to hold more seats in the courtyard."

"It's just a pity that the country is currently in a difficult period, and excessive extravagance seems inappropriate."

"Nowadays, the superiors have been calling on the general public to be thrifty and overcome difficulties together. Even the leaders are setting an example and saving money on food and clothing."

"If our hospital has a bad head, it's not good to spread it. Lao Yi, Lao Liu, Lao Yan, tell me, is this the reason?"

Xu's father and the uncle are of the same generation. Although they moved away two years ago, they still have a bit of prestige after living in the yard for more than ten years.

He said all this for this sake, so there is no way for the first, second, and third masters to say otherwise.

The other residents in the courtyard had nothing to say. If they kept going on, there might not even be two tables left.

It's not easy to let Xu Damao and Shazhu continue to quarrel, and in the end it was the elder Yi Zhonghai who stood up and made things right.

"Old Xu is right. The current situation is not suitable. Two tables are enough. There is no need to waste money."

"Silly Zhu, tomorrow you will help Da Mao cook the spoon. This marriage is a great joy. We live in the same courtyard, so we should help each other a little bit."

The uncle has said so, so it doesn't matter to Silly Zhu, as long as he doesn't suffer any loss.

So Sha Zhu shrugged and said: "Okay, as long as the ingredients are in place tomorrow, I promise to prepare them for you."

After saying that, Shazhu added with a smile: "Xiao Mao, no matter what ingredients are available tomorrow, if there are vegetarian ones, I will make them vegetarian for you, if there are meat, I will make them meat for you, and you can take care of my craftsmanship." Don’t worry, it’s absolutely fine.”

"Even if all you get tomorrow are radishes and cabbages, I will prepare twelve dishes for you, hehehe."

De. As soon as Silly Zhu said these words, Xu Damao was not easy to fool.

If he didn't bring out a few meat dishes tomorrow, he would be embarrassed to ask everyone to serve them.

Xu Damao felt aggrieved, his face turned dark, he couldn't pretend to be cool but was beaten.
Big loss
"Okay, make sure there are meat and vegetables, silly Zhu, just don't lose the chain tomorrow." Xu Damao made an ugly smile, and secretly gritted his teeth.

"That won't happen, haha," Silly Zhu laughed out loud.

The farce between the two idiots in the courtyard was just a small episode, and it ended quickly with the intervention of the first master and others.

After dealing with all the neighbors in the middle courtyard, Xu Damao led his wife and children straight to the backyard, and distributed a circle of wedding candies to the old lady and other residents in the backyard, and that was the end of the matter.

After distributing the wedding candies, Xu's father and Xu's mother led the send-off team and the music master, and sent the couple back to the wedding room with drums and gongs.

After sending them back to the wedding room, several masters carrying the dowry quickly unloaded the things and placed the dowry in the baskets in the center of the main room one by one.

The most conspicuous items in the dowry were two big items, a Kelgo radio and a Shanghai sewing machine.

There are also two brand-new sheets, quilts, bright red embroidered pillows, etc.
The rest of the daily necessities such as kettles, enamel jars, tea trays, combs, round mirrors, towels, toothbrushes, soaps, etc. are all available.

As soon as the things were put out, the people who blocked the door to watch the excitement looked at it and called it a good guy.

Even Sha Zhu, who doesn't usually like Xu Damao very much, can't help being envious and jealous when he sees this pile of dowry.

This is not like marrying a wife. This is clearly marrying a female goddess of wealth.

Miscellaneous dowry supplies are not counted, just three turns and one ring is the same as dowry.

Coupled with the brand new Feige [-] that Xu Damao just pushed back, he only needed a watch to survive when the three-turn bell went off.

This pile of things, including cash and coupons, costs at least 800 yuan. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Liu Yanan's family is a wealthy family.

After all, it is Xu Damao who knows how to choose a partner.

After the wedding room was settled, the uncle temporarily acted as the master of ceremonies to read out the marriage certificate, and then officially announced the establishment of the husband and wife relationship between Xu Damao and Liu Yanan.

After the wedding, the neighbors in the neighborhood dispersed. Not long after, Xu's father and Xu's mother also led the procession away.

There was no excitement, so Li Weiguo also returned to his house.

When I got home, I turned on the light and made a pot of tea.

But before he sat down for 2 minutes, the boy Sha Zhu came over.

Silly Zhu came here for nothing else, but he was addicted to alcohol and wanted to find a companion to have a drink with him to relieve his worries.

Although he didn't suffer from fighting Xu Damao today, he later saw the dowry of Xu Damao's wife Liu Yanan.

I have to say that Silly Pillar was so upset.
No, this guy came to Li Weiguo with a bottle of Red Star.

Of course, he was not the only one who was sour. There were few residents in the courtyard who were not sour.

"Weiguo, do you have any food to go with the wine? Let's make two cups."

Silly Zhu entered the room, raised the bottle of wine towards Li Weiguo, and sat down at the dining table carelessly.

Naturally, Li Weiguo has no shortage of food and drinks. It just so happens that his alcohol addiction has also broken out, and there are no entertainment activities at night.

"Okay, wait a minute, I happen to have some peanuts and braised pig ears in the cupboard."

"Hey, that's a good relationship."

Opening the cupboard, with the cover of the cupboard door, Li Weiguo took out the things from the space static warehouse with a thought.

A stack of fried peanuts and a plate of braised pig ears were all made by Li Weiguo himself in the space during his spare time.

The appetizers were placed on the table, and Shazhu had already found two clean small wine glasses and poured the wine.

"Here, touch one first to moisten your throat."

"Okay, let's go."

After slipping down a glass, the hot wine flowed down their throats, and the two let out a long breath of comfort.

It's winter, it's freezing cold, and having a sip of white wine all night makes me feel so comfortable, and my whole body is warm.

The two exchanged cups, chatted while eating, and laughed when they got happy. The atmosphere was quite good.

Both of them have good drinking capacity, a bottle of Red Star is not enough for the two of them to drink, and it will bottom out after a few drinks.

The two brothers didn't drink to their heart's content, then Li Weiguo found two more bottles of good wine Xifeng, bit off the lids and continued to drink.

After three rounds of drinking, when the third bottle of wine bottomed out, Shazhu was already a little tipsy.

Suddenly, Shazhu remembered something, pulled Li Weiguo, sneaked into his ear and said, "Weiguo, let's go to the wall?"

As he said this, Shazhu nuzzled his lips obscenely toward the backyard.

Li Weiguo raised his eyebrows, and raised the corners of his mouth: "That's exactly what I mean."

Just as they said, the two put down their chopsticks and sneaked to the backyard under the cover of night.

When we got to the backyard, we took a look at the corner of Xu Damao's house.

Hey. Several people are already squatting.

Two boys, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, and three brothers, Yan Jiecheng, and even Jia Dongxu, an old married man, were eavesdropping here.

It seems that Qin Huairu is pregnant during this period, and Jia Dongxu is also holding it back.

A few of them also saw Li Weiguo and Shazhu, and they made a few silent gestures to their lips, and then waved to them to come over.

After the two passed by, the eight people looked at each other, smiled at each other, put their ears to the window, and began to eavesdrop in the corner.

After a while, the voices of Xu Damao and his wife came from the room.

"Yanan, you are so beautiful."

"hate~"

"My dear daughter-in-law, come, let me kiss you."

"Oops, I hate it~ The lights haven't been turned off yet."

"Turn off the lights, I can't wait."

"Why are you so anxious, you damn ghost?"

Hearing this conversation, Li Weiguo, Sha Zhu and the others covered their mouths and laughed secretly, but they didn't dare to make a sound.

Soon, the lights in the room went out, and then there was a "swish" sound.

Then there was an exclamation, and the bed in the room shook rhythmically.

Just when everyone pricked up their ears and listened with great interest, unexpectedly, less than five seconds later, Xu Damao turned off the fire in the room, and what followed was his "ho ho ho" breathing sound.

What the hell? ?
Five Seconds Real Man?
Brothers Liu Guangtian and Brother Yan Jiecheng may not understand what's going on.

However, Li Weiguo, Shazhu and Jia Dongxu looked at each other, and they almost went crazy laughing.

I thought he was so strong, but I didn't expect him to be a war scum
Silly Zhu covered his mouth tightly with his hands, holding back his laughter, his shoulders kept trembling, and he couldn't help laughing after a while.

"a ha ha ha."

"Who?"

"Who is outside?" Xu Damao's angry voice came from the room.

"Exposed, run!"

"Run!"

"Hahaha" × 8
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