The Fiery Era of Siheyuan

Chapter 121, Grab the Pit
After being kicked in the butt, Sha Zhu wanted to blow his hair, but seeing Li Weiguo glaring at him and winking at him, he understood, and rubbed his nose embarrassingly, he was too embarrassed to be embarrassing again.

Li Weiguo touched Yushui's head, pretending to remember something, and suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Hey, brother Zhu and I haven't given the red envelopes to Yushui yet, come here, give out the New Year's money."

With that said, Li Weiguo took out a big black ten from his pocket, and stuffed the hand that pulled the rainwater into her palm.

After giving the money, he didn't forget to signal to Shazhu to express his gratitude quickly.

Seeing this, Silly Zhu could only grimace and reluctantly took out the money from his pocket.

After groping for a long time, I pieced it all together, and even took the four red envelopes I just got, so I put together eight yuan and fifty cents.

For such a big man, he doesn't even have ten yuan in his pocket.
Li Weiguo glared at him resentfully, snatched the wad of ten-cent bills, and stuffed them directly into Yushui's hands.

Yuyu looked at the pile of bills in his hand and raised his head in disbelief.

"Brother Weiguo"

"Okay, this is the red envelope that your idiot brother and I gave you, keep it carefully, and buy whatever you want." Li Weiguo rubbed her head and let her accept it with confidence.

"Uh-huh."

Yu Shui nodded obediently, and couldn't help but lowered his head and twitched his sour nose.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Li Weiguo felt that his bladder was a little full.

During the New Year's Eve dinner, he, his master, his first uncle, and Shazhu each drank a bottle of Xifeng. They also drank a lot of chicken soup and soda. Now they were full of water.

It happened that he ate a bit too much at night, so Li Weiguo planned to go to the public toilet to fill up some water, and then take a walk outside to digest his food.

After walking out of the courtyard, Li Weiguo walked toward the public toilet with a flashlight.

Suddenly, with a "squeak" behind him, a person jumped out, quickly passed Li Weiguo, and ran forward.

Li Weiguo turned on the flashlight and took a closer look, isn't this the third uncle?
What are you in such a hurry for?Not even a word of greeting.

Before he came back to his senses, several people behind quickly passed him and chased after the third master in front.

The few Li Weiguo in the back also saw clearly that they were the three brothers Yan Jiefang.

What's going on? Is this?New Year's Eve.

Does my son want to fuck me?

That's terrible, you have to go and have a look!
Thinking of this, Li Weiguo took a step and quickly chased after him.

Not long after, I chased him to the public toilet.

At first, I thought it was a big deal, but I didn't expect that the third master and the three brothers of the Yan family rushed to the queue to go to the toilet with their pants in their hands, and formed a line.

Li Weiguo: "."

It turns out that people have three urgencies.
Li Weiguo shook his head speechlessly and prepared to follow in line.

He didn't know until he got close to the public toilet, but once he got close to it, he learned a lot.

Good guy, at night, there is a long queue at the public toilet, probably hundreds of people.

It's really a good idea to meet at one o'clock when you are squatting in the pit to pay for food.
Originally, Li Weiguo was a little puzzled, but after thinking about it, he understood what was going on.

It must be because of the oil and water!
Materials are scarce in this era. Each person with an imperial household registration has 4 taels of meat per month. People generally lack oil and water in their daily diet. When the New Year comes, no matter how difficult the family is, there will be more or less some meat on the table.

Even many families are reluctant to eat meat several times a year, and save all of them for the New Year.

I usually eat a vegetarian diet, but the New Year's Eve dinner is so sudden that I eat so much oil and water, my stomach can't stand it.

What is eaten must be excreted immediately within three hours.

No, the residents of more than a dozen surrounding courtyards crowded here, and everyone rushed to the public toilet to squat, and many people continued to come from behind.

From a distance, Li Weiguo could hear the people at the front of the team urging loudly.

"Inside, hurry up! Gou'er, are you hatching eggs in there? The labor and management are almost in their crotches!"

"That's right, hurry up inside, if you don't come out, labor and management will rush in and squat in front of you!"

"@#￥%%..."

Those who were waiting in line at the toilet door in front may have waited too long and couldn't hold it in any longer. They covered their stomachs with one hand, blocked their buttocks with the other, and clamped their legs tremblingly.

It was about to leak out, and no one came out for a long time. Gou Ridi, all of them had bad tempers, scolded each other when they opened their mouths, and were ready to rush in if they disagreed with each other.

Not to mention the door of the toilet, even Li Weiguo is not feeling well here.

There were several buddies in front of him. They didn't know what they had for New Year's Eve dinner. They were queuing up and kept saying "puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff."

"vomit"

Li Weiguo was so smoked that he retched for a while.

The team was completely unable to queue. The air pollution index seriously exceeded the standard. Li Weiguo covered his mouth and nose and quickly withdrew from the team.

A second later is afraid of life-threatening.

"Hoohoo."

After running for more than ten meters, I let go of my mouth and nose and took a few deep breaths.

Li Weiguo turned his head and glanced at the public toilet where there was a long queue and few people came out. Then he looked at the queue that made continuous "puff" sounds, and shook his head helplessly.

Such a long team, I hope they can persevere and don't pull their crotch.
Back in the courtyard, as soon as they entered the gate, brothers Guangtian and Guangfu in the backyard, as well as the old man and the old mother trotted out one after another. They ran to the public toilet without even having time to say hello to Li Weiguo.

Let’s not talk about the two brothers De. Guangtian. The eldest father and eldest mother usually live frugally, and the New Year’s Eve dinner prepared by Li Weiguo was too rich. The two of them ate a lot in the evening, and their stomachs couldn’t bear it now.

You said that this old man is also the same, with an income of hundreds of yuan a month, even if you save money for retirement, you don’t have to deduct it like this, you are almost catching up with the third uncle.

Shaking his head speechlessly, Li Weiguo went to the middle courtyard again to look at the Si Zhu brothers and sisters.

Fortunately, everyone was fine. Li Weiguo would take them to eat some meat from time to time before, so there was no shortage of oil and water in the stomach, and there was no reaction from the stomach.

After returning home and closing the door, Li Weiguo got into the space with a "swish" and went to water the flowers and plants.

After running back and forth, he had already suffocated him before he got into the pit.

After draining the water, the sound of rain could be heard outside the door.

"Brother Wei, it's Chinese New Year, what is your cat doing at home, come out quickly, let's go out to set off fireworks."

"Here we come." Li Weiguo responded upon hearing the sound, and then went over to open the door.

As soon as the door was opened, brother and sister Shazhu were already waiting at the door, and they had four or five hanging whips with a hundred rings in their hands.

"Hey, Brother Zhu, you guys are all ready, that's fine." Li Weiguo laughed.

"Isn't this girl Yu Yu making a fuss? It cost me one and a half yuan to hang a whip with hundreds of bangs." Silly Zhu shrugged and said helplessly.

"Hehe, isn't this the Chinese New Year? It's a rare time to have fun. Let's go quickly, Brother Wei Guo."

After all, the rain couldn't wait any longer, so he took Li Weiguo's hand and walked outside.

(End of this chapter)