Tanabata Diva Concert: Happy Breakup

Chapter 777 Chapter 776: Driving caught off guard

Under the gaze of many netizens, the sister-in-law turned her face and replied, "Come in,"

Jiang Ci, who was originally watching cartoons in the living room, cut some fruit, put it on a fruit plate, and walked into the room where his sister-in-law was broadcasting live.

However, when netizens watching the live broadcast online saw this, the barrage filled the screen with, "Jiang quits the dog thief, Jiang quits the dog thief."

Jiang Ci came to his sister-in-law with the fruit plate, put the fruit plate aside, and said to her, "What's going on? It's rare to be so serious."

The sister-in-law said without changing her expression: "I met a scammer."

Then she suddenly turned around, smiled at Jiang Ci and said, "How about you come and help me operate it?"

Jiang Ci glanced at her game screen, and then said, "Have you been tricked by your team's Xiaofa?"

My sister-in-law nodded her head like a chicken pecking at rice. She pouted her cherry lips and said, "Well, well, well, I have never met such a deceitful person."

Jiang Ci was a little funny.

Then he said with a smile: "You have fun, I will call him along the network cable."

Under the gaze of many netizens, Jiang Ci took out his cell phone and dialed.

"Jiang Ci is bragging. The little mage opposite him is obviously a newbie, and he has only been playing for less than half a year. And even if Jiang Ci knows him, how can he be sure that the other party will give him face? "

"Waiting for Jiang Ci to be slapped in the face when he failed to show off. Hahaha, I was laughing so hard."

My sister-in-law didn't care about the gossip of netizens and fans, but concentrated on operating the game.

When Jiang Ci saw Xiaofa's ID, he almost couldn't help laughing. I thought to myself that my sister-in-law didn't think she was wrong at all. The other party was indeed a scammer.

Jiang Ci's call went through, and the other party couldn't help but laugh. Jiang Ci said angrily: "Stop cheating, or my sister-in-law will scold you, so don't cry."

"Okay, Lao Jiang, anyway, I didn't expect to be lined up with my sister-in-law. Anyway, it just made me laugh to death, haha. Okay, let's not talk anymore. After this game is over, I should get off. Wait a moment. Xu Li is off work, I have to pick her up." After the other party finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

Jiang Ci put his cell phone in his pocket and said to his sister-in-law, "Okay, let's operate it well and try to win the game."

The sister-in-law was quite surprised. She couldn't help but ask: "Jiang Ci, who is the little mage? Do I know him?"

Jiang Ci didn't hide anything. He chuckled twice and then said, "He Yong."

The sister-in-law couldn't hold it back and said viciously to the camera in the live broadcast room: "He Yong, you cheater, I will remember you. From now on, I promise to speak ill of you in front of your wife every day."

Netizens in the live broadcast room were frightened by this scene.

"Sister-in-law, you are really cruel."

"Indeed, is this mid laner Xiaofa really so brave?"

"Not to mention, I really feel like He Yong. After all, in such a high-end game, who would deliberately cheat his teammates. And he acted quite like that." "It does look a bit like He Yong's style. Sister-in-law is ruthless No one gets up. So, try not to offend women in the future, otherwise, you will suffer."

My sister-in-law saw that Xiao Fa returned to normal in the game and believed what Jiang Ci said. The mid laner was indeed He Yong. At this moment, she was indescribably depressed.

After Jiang Ci put down the fruit plate, he silently exited the room where his sister-in-law was broadcasting live. After all, he still thought the cartoons on the TV in the living room were quite entertaining.

At the same time, I also thought of a question, which is that He Yong returned to the imperial capital and should be living in Ziyundang Community now. He just admired it.

My sister-in-law, He Yong, and several other teammates worked hard to win the game.

The sister-in-law breathed a sigh of relief and said to the live broadcast camera: "He Yong, remember this, I will beat you to death next time I see you."

Xiaofa on the game interface said: "Hello, sister-in-law, goodbye, sister-in-law. Mine is out." Then the whole person disappeared.

The sister-in-law held her tongue and finally said nothing more.

After the live broadcast of the game, my sister-in-law started interacting with her fans and bragging. Many netizens are very curious about sister-in-law, especially about sister-in-law's criteria for choosing a spouse.

"Sister-in-law, what are your criteria for choosing a mate? Do you have someone you like?"

"Sister-in-law, do you like Boss Ba?"

"Very well, woman, you successfully caught my attention."

"Upstairs, don't leave the show alone."

The sister-in-law arrogantly tucked away the broken hair around her ears and said calmly: "Who said that women have to get married in their lifetime? It's not hundreds of years ago now, so don't do the same thing as before."

My sister-in-law's words were naturally refuted by many male chauvinists.

"A woman should stay at home to support her husband and raise children. If you show up outside every day, my family will look down upon you."

"Women are supposed to carry on the family line. In the past, your current thoughts would have been dug and buried long ago."

My sister-in-law would not be used to this man, and immediately replied: "In short, don't marry a man who can say such things to a woman. Don't marry him. Otherwise, if you marry him, he will definitely be a fire pit.

Talking about carrying on the family line, does your family have a throne to inherit, or does it have trillions of assets? Don’t you know that men are responsible for the birth of boys and girls? And who says that women can only find men to marry, why can’t they like women? I have cat cakes in my brain. "

My sister-in-law's words were immediately recognized by many people, but some people still disagreed. That is because some people have received different education since childhood, that is, those remnants of feudalism. Especially those who say that women should carry on the family line have been criticized by some netizens with upright views.

My sister-in-law did not dwell on this issue, but started telling jokes to her fans.

What the sister-in-law didn't know was that her speech was intercepted by someone and posted on the Internet. It was obvious that some grown men wanted to disgust the sister-in-law. With rhythm.

But this has no effect at all. Many people think that the sister-in-law said that there is no cat cake, new society, and equality between men and women. This incident has no impact on the sister-in-law at all, and it does not cause any waves.

At this moment, the sister-in-law asked the netizens to the live broadcast camera with a wicked smile: "In the past two days, I have discovered a problem, that is, the similarities and differences between water bottles and women. Please tell the netizens. What are the similarities and differences? What is the difference?" She had a wicked smile on her face, which made many netizens in disbelief.

Immediately, many netizens shouted that my sister-in-law was driving, and she was driving very fast.

Immediately, some netizens commented: "The characteristics of women and kettles are that they can hold water? Is it this? Sister-in-law?"

"Fuck, to be honest, I don't think this car is going to the kindergarten. This car is at least going to the university."

"I have a hunch that the similarities and differences between women and Aquarius must be quite special."

The sister-in-law's eyes were deep, and she said with a faint smile: "The one who said that women and water bottles have something in common, they can both hold water. This answer is quite correct. Hehe, does anyone know the difference?"

Netizens are numb. A burst of barrage passed by, begging my sister-in-law to tell me the answer quickly.

The sister-in-law replied unhurriedly: "The similarity between women and water bottles is that they can indeed hold water, but the difference is that water bottles are filled with water first and then capped with a stopper. Unlike water bottles, women can Just put the lid back on and then start filling it with water.”

After saying that, my sister-in-law felt quite embarrassed, and then she couldn't help it and laughed out loud.

She couldn't help but think of the madness this afternoon. A faint blush flashed across her pretty face, and was successfully captured by netizens.

But netizens just thought it was the blushing caused by the sister-in-law's shyness after telling a sexy joke.

Netizens commented in the live broadcast room: "Good guy, good guy."

"Sister-in-law, it turns out you are such a sister-in-law. You are so dirty. It is simply amazing."

"My sister-in-law was driving so hard that I was caught off guard, and my girlfriend was next to me and punched me with her fist as big as a sandbag before I realized what I was doing. I'm going to choke you, you're such a dirty master."

"Sister-in-law, what you said is outrageous. If you still have it in the future, please show it to all of us. We really don't care at all. If there is that bastard who dares to say bad things about you, then we will help you die. His son."

"Haha, I almost burst out laughing. I didn't quite understand the metaphor of sister-in-law at first, but then my wife gave her an elegant eye roll, and I understood it instantly. Sister-in-law, I'm so impressed."
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(End of this chapter)

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