Tanabata Diva Concert: Happy Breakup

Chapter 323 323: He Yong: Lao Jiang, happy birthday

"The poem "Looking at the Lushan Waterfall" started by pointing at the nose of the third sister-in-law of Zhang's family and scolding her. Who else writes romance novels, all of which are full of luxury and money. If you have sex with this one today, which one will you have sex with tomorrow? Are you tired?"

"Rizhao censer emits purple smoke, haha, the old man who laughs at this sentence is knotted, Ziyan, Ziyan. Haha, it's really not an uncomfortable thing to provoke Jiang Ci's old thief,"

"Am I the only one who discovered that people from the Poetry Association were dragged out by Jiang Ci and whipped to death again?"

"By the way, old thief Jiang Ci is really not afraid of Zhao Xianglu banning him?"

"Upstairs, are you stupid? What Zhao Xianglu said on other novel websites is correct, but Jiang Ci is a writer of Penguin Reading. She can't stretch her hand that long, so they can only watch like this."

"Am I the only one who noticed it? Jiang Ci's level of swearing is really getting higher and higher."

""A Visit to the Garden Isn't Worth It" directly alludes to the affair of You Yuan's wife. Now another song "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall" begins by naming people by name. What should I do if it's a bit too much."

"The third sister-in-law of the Zhang family, Zi Yan, come on, come out and run around, especially the third sister-in-law of the Zhang family, wasn't she quite tough before? You pretend to be a senior while riding a horse, bah. Jiang Ci can't kill you."

"I have to say that Jiang Ci is really fond of Mo Baobao. He directly yelled at Zhang's third sister-in-law and Zi Yan. In fact, these two people are also. Why bother to find Mo Baobao's discomfort? It's not that I'm fine. Are you looking for something?"

When everyone thought that if the third sister-in-law of the Zhang family and Zi Yan did not speak up, this matter would pass like this,
Jiang Ci issued a scarf again, just a scarf drove Zi Yan into the abyss.

"Is "Misunderstanding Red Makeup" written about romance? Ma De, how blind you are, you can't see the feelings of family and country, and the love between children and children. You haven't even read the novel, so you start spewing shit. @ Zi Yan. Seriously, I see the so-called petty bourgeoisie life in your writing, rich and luxurious, you are also worthy of being called romance?
Unfortunately, I am also planning to write a romance. "Jiang Ci clicked to send,
"Damn it, is Jiangci's old thief planning to steal money from the romance circle?"

"Actually, for this matter, I still have to blame Ziyan for having too many things. Why provoke Mo Xiaoxiao? Knowing that "Misunderstanding Red Makeup" is the song of Jiang Ci's old thief, the novel must have something to do with it. .I just don't know what to say."

"There is also the third sister-in-law of the Zhang family. Haha, it's really interesting. After Jiang Ci pissed her off, he is still unconvinced. He pretends to be an old senior and acts shamelessly. He deserves to be sprayed."

The quarrel was quite serious. At the same time, a group of academics in the literary association were studying some of Jiang Ci's poems, such as, "When you are drunk, you don't know the sky is on the water, and the boat is full of clear dreams, overwhelming the stars," followed by another The first complete "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall",

It's just that the first sentence of the poem "Looking at the Lushan Waterfall" hadn't been for Jiang Ci's name-calling and scolding, then this poem would definitely be included in the textbooks for the second grade of elementary school.

In the Literary Association, several people sat at the round table with serious faces,

"I agree. Whether these two poems are a coincidence or Jiang Ci's intention, I have to say that the two poems "A Visit to the Garden Is Not Worth It" and "Looking at Lushan Waterfall" are extremely consistent with the primary school textbooks. of."

"Actually, I thought so too,"

In the entire Literary Association, no one actually objected. After all, as old professors who teach and educate people, they all want to do their best to cultivate the next generation for Huaguo.

"Such a good poem is actually written to scold people. The old man really gets angry when he thinks about it."

"Actually, think about it, if someone didn't provoke Jiang Ci, maybe he would not be able to write such spiritual lines."

"Hey, let's announce it by posting a scarf. "The Garden Isn't Worth It" was not included in the past, but it is also included this time."

So soon,

The Ministry of Rites and the Literary Association issued a scarf,
As soon as this scarf came out, the netizens who eat melons almost went crazy.

[After discussing with the editor of the Ministry of Rites, it was decided that the two poems "A Visit to the Garden Is Not Worth It" and "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall" will be included in the Chinese textbook for the second grade of primary school. 】

When netizens saw this scarf on the Internet, they happily came under Jiang Ci's scarf,

"Old thief Jiang Ci, you win. The third sister-in-law of the Zhang family, Zhao Xianglu and Zi Yan, plus You Yuan, are probably crying and fainting in the toilet now."

"Actually, have you noticed a problem, that is, Zhao Xianglu seems to have been shot for no reason?"

"Are you innocent? He is so innocent. If it weren't for Zhao Xianglu, the third sister-in-law of the Zhang family would still be playing in the mud in that corner."

"So this is actually Zhao Xianglu's own fault. After all, who asked her to open the back door for the Zhang family's third sister-in-law."

However, at this moment, Jiang Ci did not read the comments on his bib, but received a query from his editor Xiangxiang in the Penguin Reading Department,
Editor Xiangxiang: "Jiang Ci, are you going to open a new book? Is it a romance book?"

Jiang Ci: "Well, the new book doesn't have many words, less than a thousand words."

Editor Xiangxiang: "Is this too short?"

Jiang Ci: "It's definitely not short, and it's strong and powerful."

Editor Xiangxiang: "Then when did you write it? Or did you post it on Penguin Reading?"

Jiang Ci: "I was thinking, or just post it on the scarf."

Editor Xiangxiang: "Teacher Jiang Ci, I suggest you post it to Penguin Reading, because I'm worried that after you post it on a scarf, it will be reprinted by many people. And if you post it to Penguin Reading, you can make some income."

Jiang Ci: "Okay. Then I'll write the title of the book first, and I'll finish it all at once."

Editor Xiangxiang: "Okay, Teacher Jiang Ci, by the way, can the novel "Misunderstanding Red Makeup" be published? People from the publishing house have contacted me. I want to ask you. It is convenient for you to contact classmate Mo Baobao."

Jiang Ci: "Then publish it. When the time comes, you can send a contract to Mo Baobao and ask her to authorize it."

Editor Xiangxiang: "Okay, I got it. I won't disturb your creation. Goodbye,"

Jiang Ci: "Goodbye."

The writer assistant of the writer Jiangci ID wrote down the name of the short story he was going to write, and then looked at the time,

It's time to make dinner, and there is someone in the master bedroom waiting to eat.

Come to the kitchen, take the meat out of the refrigerator, cut it into slices, add egg whites, salt, etc. to marinate.

Cooked rice for nearly three more people. After all, Jiang Ci might have to eat a little more.

Then take out the oyster mushrooms, wash them, disassemble them, set them aside for later use,
Then magically, Jiang Ci's cell phone ringtone rang at this time.

Jiang Ci picked up the phone: "It's almost night, why are you so non-stop?"

He Yong said with a cheap smile: "Lao Jiang, happy birthday, tell me, I will have a party there tonight, and I brought a lot of girls waiting for you!"

Jiang Ci: "Boring." His birthday was really happy.
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(End of this chapter)