Interstellar divorce guide

Chapter 34 Interstellar advertising dog

Chapter 34 Interstellar advertising dog

Your Majesty took me to patrol the mountains... Ahh!I'm going to take her to visit Yaoxingxing.

Yao Si had learned about the planet Yaoxing from the "Interstellar Common Sense Guide" given to her by Mu Xuan, one of the three main stars of the alliance, and the most prosperous planet in the interstellar. The red star is a full [-] light-years, but compared to the other two that are farther away, this is a relatively close main star.

Yao Si was excited all night, so he deliberately woke up early.Just thinking about whether to go with the sword this time like last time, or take a spaceship or something, as a pure blue star bumpkin, Yao Si expressed his anticipation.

Mu Xuan had already opened the door and waved to her, "Let's go!"

"Okay!" Yao Si immediately walked over quickly.

Taking advantage of the situation, Mu Xuan took her hand and walked in. As soon as he went out, the dazzling sun shone all over his body. It is rare for Hongxing to have such a big sun. Today is indeed a good weather for going out.

"It's here!" Mu Xuan said suddenly.

"What?" Yao Si was taken aback, what do you mean?
"There are many people here, follow me closely and don't run around." He seriously urged.

It was only then that Yao Si realized that she was not in front of the entrance of the Xuanying Hall that she was familiar with, but a long silver-gray corridor in front of her, surrounded by dense crowds of people.She looked back subconsciously, only to see a door-shaped exit slowly disappearing, and she could still faintly see the furniture of her house.

"This... so fast!" She couldn't believe it, and looked back and forth two or three times.If you say a door, you really only have to go out and you will arrive.The agreed spacecraft, the agreed Yujian return trip, and the agreed [-] light-years?
"Yao Xingxing has fixed-point stargates." As if seeing her question, Mu Xuan explained, "The home star of any race can be teleported over."

That's it!

I didn't understand it, but it looked great.

"Let's go!" Mu Xuan took her hand and walked forward.

"Okay..." Yao Si was a little confused, but still followed her out.

It wasn't until she stepped into the long corridor that she realized that there was a huge archway where they came out just now, which seemed to be more than ten stories high. In the middle of the archway was a layer of silvery material like water waves. From time to time, exits would be opened one by one, and various people would come out from inside.

Some of these people had the same black hair and yellow skin as her, some were blue all over, some were tall and three-headed and six-armed, some flew in with wings, and there was even a slow-moving fish with a big bubble in it. Swimming slowly, anyway... Interstellar is amazing.

Although she has known about the various races in Interstellar from the materials, this is the first time she has seen it with her own eyes.However, upon closer inspection, there are still mostly humanoid races.

She suddenly felt excited like a country bumpkin entering the city. These aliens felt like they could watch for a year.

Mu Xuan led him out of the corridor where there were only various aliens.Almost instantly, the eyes suddenly became clear, there were more people around, and there were all kinds of noisy voices everywhere.

The sky is full of light, all kinds of translucent light curtains, big or small, and three-dimensional.All kinds of advertisements are flying all over the sky, and some even rush to passers-by, follow them for a certain distance, and then disappear.

As expected of an advertisement in the interstellar era, it is high-tech. Yao Si couldn't help but shifted her gaze from the surrounding pedestrians to the surrounding advertisements. She is not very proficient in using interstellar general characters, so it took her a while to understand the advertisements. What did you write?Subconsciously read the past row by row.

"Yuhuafen Spinning Agent, the number one male god in the interstellar world, the designated product."

"Twilight Concentration Pill, calms the mind and calms the nerves, a special drug for improving mental power."

"Blooming growth fluid, let you have a charming physique like Muxuan male god."

"Jupiter space button, make your space as wide as the heart of the male god Mu Xuan."

"Twilight Profound Card..."

What the hell are these?She couldn't read any more, and couldn't help turning her head to look at the person next to her, "That...it says Mu Nan God, it can't be you, right?"

Mu Xuan frowned, doubts flashed across his face, he shook his head and said, "I don't know."

Is it the same name?Looking at the advertisements all over the sky, I can't wait to get close to this twilight male god. This one with the same name should be some kind of interstellar star.Just as he was wondering, suddenly a huge phantom figure appeared on the biggest screen in the sky, and a lingering voice resounded through the entire street.

"Want to get my eternal love? Then sign up and join the Muxuan Companion Agency. There are marriageable men and women of all races here. Whether you are in the shape of a human, fish, bird, or insect, as long as you have love in your heart , you can find your ideal other half, Muxuan Companion Agency, all-round tracking service, to meet your all-round needs for mate selection, believe in yourself, maybe you are the one I have been waiting for for hundreds of millions of years!"

"Hehehehehehehe." Yao Si felt the corners of his mouth twitch, and turned his head a little stiffly, "It turns out that there is a marriage agency in Interstellar."

Mu Xuan's face, which was originally like an iceberg, suddenly turned black into the bottom of a pot, and for a while, the cold air overflowed, and the surrounding air seemed to be freezing.

"Maybe...the person on the screen just looks like you." Yao Si suddenly felt a little panicked, "You don't see the sound at all..."

Before she could finish her sentence, there were bursts of screams in the street.

"Ahhhh! It's the Mu male god, my Mu male god."

"He is really the lord of the blood clan, so handsome! He is indeed the man who has been on the list of interstellar male gods for thousands of years and has never been off the list. The number one male god forever!"

"Is this the latest advertisement he endorsed? I really want to register. It would be great if I could meet a male god on a blind date."

"Don't dream, he is a blood race, it is impossible to like other races!"

"The male god belongs to everyone, Mu male god, I love you!"

"I love you too, Mu Xuan's number one male god forever!"

Well, it really is him.It turns out that my father is so popular?
The marriage advertisements on the screen were still scrolling, and every time it was broadcast, there were more screams on the street, and Mu Xuan's face became darker.

"Have you heard? The Mu male god woke up from a deep sleep a year ago."

"I didn't expect that I could wait for the male god to wake up in my lifetime. I was born in a good time."

"I really want to see the real person once."

"Me too!"

Yao Si: "..." Sister, the male god you want to meet is chilling beside me.

Mu Xuan: "..." It's time to go back and have a meeting with the elders.

***
To prevent him from being frozen to death by Mu Xuan's increasingly heavy air-conditioning, Yao Si led the people out of that street quickly, and turned to a relatively clean street next to him.Compared with the place just now, this street is obviously much less crowded.There are no light curtain advertisements flying all over the sky on the street, and it looks like a place with strict management and high prices.

She had just walked a few steps when a rabbit jumped towards her. The rabbit was very big, half the height of a human, with snow-white fur and fleshy claws. She suddenly remembered the rabbits she had killed in online games all those years ago, and her hands felt a little itchy. .

But the rabbit jumped straight over, and suddenly handed her a small red flower with five petals.

"For me?" Yao Si was taken aback.

The rabbit didn't answer, just handed the flowers to her again.

"Thank you!" Yao Si took it, a little flattered, but the rabbit bounced and jumped long.

She didn't expect the interstellar people to be so enthusiastic. She couldn't help lowering her head, and was about to smell it, when suddenly the little red flower appeared, boom!It exploded from the middle with a bang.A passionate sentence rang in my ears in an instant.

"Storage space storage, 3000 meters of storage space, no superiority and no compression of pure material storage, I will give you a copy of the original object. The store opens on July 7th, only 4, as long as 998, 998 you can't buy it, you can't afford it, you can't buy it I was fooled. Five-star quality, 998 pieces, pass by, don’t miss the opportunity, necessary supplies for interstellar home travel, and the male god Mu Xuan is also using it.”

"..."

Depend on!You advertising dogs!
(End of this chapter)

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