Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

Chapter 97 Liu Guangqi pulls Xiang Xiang in public, He Yuzhu kidnaps Yi Zhonghai morally! (Please subscribe!)

"Dad, I'm going to the toilet."

Liu Guangqi really didn't know how to explain such a lame reason.

"Yes, you just came out to go to the toilet, what are you embarrassed to say!"

Liu Haizhong knew something was wrong, but still chose to defend Liu Guangqi.

"Guangqi has already explained that he just came out to go to the bathroom."

"Dongxu, you see a misunderstanding."

Jia Dongxu looked like, "Am I stupid?"

Liu Haizhong was extremely embarrassed.

"Second uncle, Guangqi said that he came to the toilet, okay, let's see if Guangqi has gone to the toilet."

Then turn on your own flashlight. This is not the time to worry about battery power.

He walked around and looked at Liu Haizhong: "Second uncle, there are no signs of Liu Guangqi going to the toilet!"

"How do you explain this?"

how to explain?

How does Liu Haizhong know?

He looked at Liu Guangqi with resentment: "Please explain!"

Qiaoyun in the room, this is the first time seeing her man today, so stubborn.

Suddenly, I feel that Jia Dongxu is not so useless!

Yi Zhonghai came out at this time.

"What happened?"

I originally thought that he was a destitute person with no children, but Liu Haizhong also wanted to be an official, so he didn't let Yi Zhonghai's family have any children.

But it was so noisy, Yi Zhonghai couldn't do it unless he came out.

"Master..."

He quickly told Yi Zhonghai about the matter.

Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai looked at Liu Guangqi in disbelief.

"Guangqi, is this true?"

Liu Haizhong: "Old Yi, just now Guangqi explained that he came out to go to the toilet!"

Then he kicked Liu Guangqi: "You are talking!"

Liu Guangqi: "Yes, I came out to use the toilet."

"It's just not too late!"

Some people feel that they have been insulted and their intelligence has been insulted.

"Liu Guangqi, okay, let's give the second uncle face."

"If you can go to the toilet in public today, we will let you go!"

Liu Guangqi also knew that if he didn't satisfy everyone today, he might not be able to reap the benefits.

Moreover, he would ruin his future, and even be caught and squatted on the fence.

In this case, in order to prove his innocence, Liu Guangqi gritted his teeth and decided to fight, turning black into white and white into black.

Immediately, he took off his pants, revealing a piece of white flowers.

"Pfft..."

A few fart noises.

He really pooped in public.

Between losing face and losing his future, he chose to lose face.

This made Liu Haizhong feel embarrassed, but he had to try his best to endure it.

He kept telling himself that this was his proudest cub, otherwise he would be beaten to death no matter what.

Everyone was also stunned by Liu Guangqi's S operation.

"Liu Guangqi, you are so brave!"

Xu Damao pinched his nose and retreated far away.

Following Xu Damao's actions, many people dispersed.

This made Liu Haizhong, Liu Guangqi, and even Liu Guangtian wish they could find a crack in the ground and get in.

It is conceivable that from now on, this will become a topic of conversation for everyone.

joke.

It is also a stain on Liu Guangqi’s life that cannot be erased.

His bangs will also become the laughing stock of people!

"Bright sky..."

Liu Guangqi cried and said, "I didn't bring any paper, so get me some paper when you go home!"

Liu Guangtian kicked Liu Haizhong.

"What are you still doing?"

"Why don't you go back and get the paper quickly?"

Facing the furious Liu Haizhong, Liu Guangtian didn't dare to say anything, but he hated him very much in his heart.

Because he can also imagine how everyone will make fun of him in the courtyard in the future.

Even if it spreads to the school, what kind of impact will it have on him.

But his father's fate was difficult, so he didn't dare not go.

Yi Zhonghai: "Guangqi, I'll clean this up in a while."

Liu Guangqi also broke the jar.

Just like that, he squatted there and said: "I know, sir!"

What else did Jia Dongxu want to say, and he refused to let Liu Guangqi go easily.

It's just that Liu Haizhong pulled him aside at this time.

"Dongxu, please give the second uncle some face."

Jia Dongxu rolled his eyes, thinking about it.

After all, he still wanted to live in the courtyard, and he couldn't really offend the Liu family to death.

What's more, Liu Guangqi has suffered a great humiliation.

"Second uncle, I can leave it at that."

"But you have to promise me one thing,"

Liu Guangqi wants to make a deal with Liu Haizhong, this is a good time to make a deal with Liu Haizhong!

Liu Haizhong: "You tell me, as long as the second uncle can do it, I will never refuse!"

"Second uncle, you also know about the assessment and grading in the factory. You know my skills better. My condition is that you help me pass this assessment smoothly."

Liu Haizhong: "This..."

Jia Dongxu: "Second uncle, you have to think clearly before answering!"

"Guangqi is a scholar in your family, and he will be a cadre in the future!"

Hitting a snake and hitting seven inches, Jia Dongxu's words are equivalent to taking advantage of the seven inches in his bangs!
"Guangqi, I will try my best to help you deal with this matter, but it is not something I can decide!"

"I'll discuss it with Lao Yi later and see what we can do about this!"

Jia Dongxu turned towards He Yuzhu and said, "The real Buddha is right in front of you. Are you still looking for temples?"

Liu Haizhong suddenly thought that He Yuzhu was now the leader of the factory.

Jia Dongxu was right, as long as he asked He Yuzhu himself, he would definitely be able to do it.

Who doesn't know now that He Yuzhu was appreciated by the leader and promoted unusually.

The two made a deal secretly, and Jia Dongxu would not continue to pursue Liu Guangqi.

Liu Guangtian took out the paper and handed it to Liu Guangqi. After wiping it clean, Liu Guangqi tidied it up.

Everyone still has to go out on patrol.

"Old Yi, don't go yet."

"I have something to ask you!"

It's not easy to get Liu Haizhong to say the word begging!
Liu Haizhong didn't ask for help easily, and Yi Zhonghai could only see what he had to say.

In the alley, everyone was strolling in twos and threes.

Xu Damao: "Brother Zhu, what did Liu Haizhong say to Jia Dongxu just now?"

"So Jia Dongxu didn't pursue it?"

He Yuzhu: "What do you mean I don't know."

"But if Jia Dongxu can give up pursuing Liu Guangqi, Liu Haizhong will definitely bleed a lot this time!"

Xu Damao said boringly: "Jia Zhang didn't make a fuss today, but Jia Dongxu has given up again. It doesn't make any sense!"

He Yuzhu just wants time to pass quickly so that he can go back and rest. He doesn't care at all if there is any trouble between them.

"Lao Yi, our family is unfortunate!"

"Old Liu, isn't this a perfect solution?"

Yi Zhonghai comforted him: "It's also because Guangqi is curious about the opposite sex at his age, so I understand why he did something wrong."

Liu Haizhong: "Old Yi, I want you to help me talk to Zhuzi."

"Let Zhu Zhu help me and say hello to the leader in the next grading assessment so that Jia Dongxu can pass the assessment smoothly."

Yi Zhonghai: "Old Liu, don't you already promise Dongxu?"

Liu Haizhong nodded helplessly: "I can't help it either!"

"Old Liu!"

Yi Zhonghai said bluntly, "Do you think I have that much face?"

"When drinking at noon, Zhu Zi said that he is only a cook and has no rights at all!"

Liu Haizhong: "Old Yi, Zhuzi is just an excuse."

"If he really wants to help, he can still help Jia Dongxu."

"You have watched Guangqi grow up, so you can't really care whether he lives or lives."

For Liu Guangqi, Liu Haizhong also fought hard.

"Old Yi, don't worry, you help me this time, and I will never fight against you in the courtyard in the future, only you follow the lead."

Yi Zhonghai was quite moved, and asked Liu Haizhong to owe him a favor. In the future, he would not fight against him in the courtyard, so he would be more stable as his uncle.

"Old Liu, I can't promise you anything, but I will mention this to Zhuzi!"

Liu Haizhong held Yi Zhonghai's hand excitedly: "Old Yi, thank you."

His hands were like pliers, Yi Zhonghai couldn't help pulling his hands out: "Old Liu, if the matter can't be done, don't blame me!"

Because He Yuzhu and Xu Damao were always lagging behind, Yi Zhonghai had no choice but to wait for them.

"Zhuzi, I have something to tell you."

He Yuzhu: "Da Mao, you go first."

After Xu Damao walked away, Yi Zhonghai spoke again.

"Zhuzi, we are all neighbors in the same yard, don't you think so?"

He Yuzhu nodded: "Yes."

Yi Zhonghai: "Is there any difficulty, let's give each other a hand?"

He Yuzhu nodded again: "That's right!"

"Master, I was just going to tell you, please lend me some more money!"

"I want to buy a three-leaf fan of the Dongfanghong brand. Summer is coming soon. It's too sad without an electric fan."

Yi Zhonghai·······

where am I?who I am?what am i doing?
"Zhuzi, you have to learn to live carefully and carefully, and don't be extravagant."

"Isn't summer like that every year, what kind of electric fan to buy, it's a waste!"

He Yuzhu: "Master, that's not what you just said!"

"You said that you have difficulties as neighbors, and you give each other a hand!"

"Although the electric fan is a little expensive, but I wrote you an IOU, it's not that I won't pay you back, and I will pay it back slowly in the future."

Yi Zhonghai: "Zhuzi, it's not that I don't lend you money, it's because I'm short of money recently."

"Lack of money?"

"Master, why are you short of money?"

"Zhuzi, apart from living, I buy traditional Chinese medicine for the rest of my salary."

He Yuzhu secretly thought; it seems that Yi Zhonghai has not recognized the reality, and is still thinking about childbirth.

It's just that what he didn't know was that he was destined to have no heirs, and he was a dead man!

Instead of taking medicine, it is better to go to the Guanyin Temple and ask for help from Guanyin.

Although it is useless, it is better than taking medicine every day and turning it into a medicine jar.

If you are not sick, you always take medicine, and the residue remains in the body after a long time is also a problem.

He Yuzhu: "Then what do you want to tell me?"

He Yuzhu didn't intend to quarrel with him anymore, and went straight to the point.

"Zhu Zi, you have witnessed the whole thing about Guang Qi."

"Dongxu agreed to let Guangqi go, on the condition that he can pass the assessment smoothly."

He Yuzhu realized that he wanted to help himself.

"Master, Liu Haizhong can handle this. Although his skills are not as good as yours, they are not far behind."

"Even if he can't do it alone, plus you, I feel safe!"

"You are a highly respected uncle in the courtyard. You must not stand idly by in this matter. I believe you have the ability and strength!"

Yi Zhonghai suddenly felt that the development of things was different from what he expected.

Even if Silly Zhu doesn't agree, according to his temperament, he should refuse directly!
But what the hell is his reaction now?

There is suspicion of boasting about himself, and when will he learn his stunts.

Conversely kidnap me morally?

Is this still the silly Zhu that I am familiar with?
"Master, if it's okay, I'll go find Damao!"

Yi Zhonghai nodded dully, speechless.

He Yuzhu thought, you still want to trick me?

no way.

"Simulator, I'm very curious about why Liu Guangqi appeared under the window of Jia Dongxu's house. Please simulate it for me."

"Okay, deduct ten emotional points from the host!"

[This is not the first time that Liu Guangqi secretly leaned against the window and listened to the wall. Today, because another girl came, Liu Guangqi was so excited that he forgot about patrolling at night, so he was caught! 】

"Simulator, does Liu Guangqi like Qiaoyun?"

"Host, he likes women!"

He Yuzhu understood, wasn't it just a matter of puberty, and became curious about women.

I just don't know if he has to change his shorts every day, or if his waist can stand it.

"Brother Zhu, what does the uncle want you for?"

"Let me help Jia Dongxu to cheat during the assessment."

He Yuzhu took Xu Damao's cigarette, lit it with a match, and slowly inhaled it into his lungs.

"The condition for Jia Dongxu to let Liu Guangqi go is that the second uncle ensures that he can pass the grading assessment smoothly!"

Xu Damao said disdainfully: "Jia Dongxu is a waste. He has been an apprentice with the uncle for so long, and he can't even pass the test of a first-class fitter."

He Yuzhu: "You can't say that!"

Xu Damao: "What should I say?"

"It can only be said that Jia Dongxu's hands are clumsy and he has no talent."

Xu Damao······

Isn’t this still a waste!

Yi Zhonghai came to report the situation to Liu Haizhong.

"Old Liu, I..."

"You were just dismissed by Zhuzhu?"

Yi Zhonghai: "Old Liu, Zhu Zi made it clear at noon that he can't do anything!"

Liu Haizhong: "What should we do?"

"My Guangqi still has a great life!"

Yi Zhonghai: "In this case, we will go find the production director at work tomorrow. If it doesn't work, we will lose money and avoid disaster. We must do [-]% of this!"

"For the sake of your Guangqi family, even if I put aside my old face, I will go and beg for help in person, otherwise it will affect the honor of our courtyard."

Liu Haizhong could only say thank you to Yi Zhonghai.

After the patrol was over, I just entered the courtyard.

Liu Haizhong couldn't help but explode, this time he was really angry.

It was a combination of punches and kicks against Liu Guangqi, and Liu Guangqi also knew that he had caused trouble.

He didn't dare to hide, so he could only squat on the ground to prevent Liu Haizhong from hitting him in the face.

Liu Haizhong scolded at the same time.

But no one came forward to pull him, which made him a little bit stuck.

Everyone is watching the excitement, with a smile on their faces.

Even unabashed ridicule.

Perhaps because he was tired from the beating, Liu Haizhong finally stopped.

"Liu Guangqi, I'll remember this spanking. If you don't get into college or technical secondary school, we won't be finished."

"I never thought you were a son in my bangs."

Then he beat Liu Guangtian again.

Liu Guangtian said injustice: "Dad, it's elder brother who provoked you, why are you beating me?"

"I am your father, can't I hit you?"

"I just hit your brother outside, and you didn't know how to stop him?"

The second aunt finally couldn't help it: "Old Liu, stop beating, if you keep beating, it will be dawn."

"Besides, there are people watching the fun outside, let's talk about it later."

(End of this chapter)