Low martial arts chat group?I am a mortal cultivating immortals!

Chapter 38 Fan Sizhe withdrew 99 pictures

Seeing Li Feiyu's speech in the chat group, everyone couldn't help laughing. They thought Li Feiyu was teasing Xiao Xiangyang and deliberately said that he was a legendary immortal.

After all, Fan Sizhe in the chat group had really met Li Feiyu. He still knew very well whether Li Feiyu had the so-called immortal energy in his body, and whether he could make a dead tree rejuvenate with just one breath.

So no one took this sentence seriously!
Fan Sizhe even made a joke.

Fan Sizhe: "I suddenly discovered that this Yangjing Pill is very effective. It can not only heal external injuries, but also internal injuries. It only takes three or two days to heal all injuries without leaving any scars..."

Fan Sizhe: "I suddenly thought of one thing. Does this elixir have any effect on women? If I take it, wouldn't it be the first time every night? Hehe."

Li Feiyu: "???"

Li Feiyu: "What are you talking about?"

Li Feiyu looked confused. When a normal person sees a holy healing medicine like Yangjing Pill, he will definitely treasure it as a family heirloom.

How could there be Fan Sizhe's tricky idea of ​​calling Du Qite?
And it's this kind of tiger-wolf talk!

It would be fine if he was a modern person, but Fan Sizhe was still an ancient person with strict family upbringing, so he seldom went to the land of romance, why did he become like this?
I've only been without water for four or five days. What happened?
soon.

He understood why.

In the chat group, Zhuang Rui replied silently.

Zhuang Rui: "Ahem! This is all my fault. Brother Fan said he has to go to bed early every day, and he has nothing to play with, so I bought some books from the street stall and gave them to Brother Fan. Unexpectedly...cough...the stall owner mixed some "Spring and Autumn" in it..."

Mei Changsu: "What happened to "Spring and Autumn"? That "Spring and Autumn" is a good book! People of Fan Sizhe's age should read more of "Spring and Autumn" to be wise!"

He was obviously misunderstood.

After all, in Mei Changsu's time, "Spring and Autumn" was one of the four most sacred books, and Crouching Dragon and Phoenix was also the best compliment, the highest praise for people.

How could Zhuang Rui dare to explain, after all, Fan Sizhe was not yet an adult, and the other party asked him to buy books, and he also bought the other party's pornographic books, what is this called?
He was vague.

Zhuang Rui: "Well, this "Spring and Autumn" is different from the "Spring and Autumn" you have learned. After the development of the times, the content in it is not as good as before. It was carefully written by later generations."

Mei Changsu: "Oh? It turned out to be a literary work of later generations. If Mei hadn't been a little busy these days, she would have been appointed to stay up all night to read it!"

in his thoughts.

People who came later were able to build a technological society like a fairy world, no matter which aspect must have reached the pinnacle, especially literary works, there must be countless classics!
It can rebuild the Spring and Autumn Period.

It must be the great Confucianism among the great Confucians!
Zhuang Rui was immediately embarrassed, and he quickly shied away, but Fan Sizhe didn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, and didn't realize the seriousness of the problem. Instead, he described it happily.

Fan Enzhe: "Extremely extreme! Brother Mei, you don't know that the Spring and Autumn Period is extremely delicate and vivid. Not only the Spring and Autumn Period, but Brother Zhuang also gave me a lot of similar ones, that little girl It's described, what kind of lace...what's better than what kind of ninny...it's much more beautiful than the "Book of Liu Dazhuang's Imperial Girl" hidden under my father's bed! It's extremely exciting!"

He finished speaking.

The chat group fell into silence for an instant.

Zhuang Rui let out a long sigh, and then slammed his head against the wall desperately. His whole wisdom would be completely destroyed in this chat group.

Although Fan Sizhe is right.

The era he lived in had reached its peak in terms of both technology and culture, and the main theme was a hundred flowers blooming, and among the hundreds of flowers, the little yellow flower was the most delicate and beautiful, and the degree of indecency reached the extreme.

What the ancients dared to write, I modern people dare to write too!
What the ancients dared not write, I, a modern person, still dare to write!
The postures that ancient people thought of are already familiar to us modern people!
As for my modern posture, ancient people would be dumbfounded and exclaim, "You guys really know how to play!"
But this kind of stuff.

Just look at it secretly under the quilt, how could you fucking say it?
If you say it, you will be despised and pointed at!
Zhuang Rui wanted to cry at this time, because the unscrupulous boss at the stall had completely disgraced himself in this chat group.

He really wants to die!
And in the chat group.

Mei Changsu also came to his senses in an instant, couldn't help but widen his eyes, and almost wanted to scold Fan Sizhe and Zhuang Rui.

This chat group was created by the immortals.

The bridge used to connect the worlds, that is where sacred knowledge is exchanged.

Just casually learn some skills, get some grains, and research medicine, all of which can promote social development, and I don’t know how many people can be saved.

I don’t know how many people dreamed of joining the chat group, but Fan Sizhe was so depraved, addicted to women, and didn’t know how to study. It’s really shameful! !

Mei Changsu couldn't help looking up to the sky and sighing, he suddenly understood the helplessness in the heart of the intelligent Zhuge Prime Minister during the Three Kingdoms period when he faced Liu Chan.

It’s really Adou who can’t be helped!

But Fan Sizhe still didn't realize the problem. After all, he came from a wealthy family, he didn't lack money and power, and he didn't experience the suffering of sentient beings. .

He naturally pays more attention to eating, drinking and having fun, plus some astringent things.

Fan Sizhe thought of the book he was reading, and immediately started talking in the chat group with excitement. Li Feiyu quickly came out to interrupt.

Li Feiyu: "There are children in the group! Don't talk nonsense!"

Li Feiyu: "To be honest, I am indeed a cultivator of immortals. I practiced with my master since I was a child. I breathe out the energy of the rising sun every day, gather the five elements and swallow the yin and yang. So although I am only 14 years old, I can already ride a horse on my shoulders and become an ancient The giant elephant is against a thousand armies!"

Li Feiyu: "What I said is true or false, you only need to try the effect of the elixir I gave to you to know, it was practiced for me by my master, and they are all low-level elixir, but for ordinary people It’s also a panacea.”

Li Feiyu: "It's shameful to say that when I entered the chat group, I wanted to confess my identity to everyone, but when I saw Brother Zhuang said that everyone in his place can transmit sounds thousands of miles, fly thousands of miles a day, and soar for nine days. Being able to swim in the deep sea, build a thousand-story building, stand high in the nine heavens, and pick stars and look at the moon. This is the real immortal world and immortal. Compared with Brother Zhuang, I am just a savage living in a cave, so I hide it. Sorry, everyone!"

He said a lot.

After finding a perfect reason for his original behavior, the chat group fell into silence again.

The next moment.

Li Feiyu saw a particularly eye-catching message.

[Group member Fan Sizhe withdrew 99 dirty pictures! 】

(End of this chapter)