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Chapter 88 088. Fishing
Seeing that Zhang Sanzhen brought the fried chicken and fries, Barbara had no choice but to sit with him in the bar and eat these outrageous things.

"You eat french fries without ketchup?"

Barbara looked at the French fries he ate in surprise and didn't understand. She didn't drink when she came to the bar, and she didn't eat french fries with ketchup...

Is this man in front of me an alien?
"This is delicious, salty and crunchy, you should try it."

"No, I've tried it before, and it's not tasty."

"That's french fries that you haven't tried sprinkled with chili and cumin powder. The taste is a hundred times better than those dipped in tomato sauce."

???

what did she hear?
Sprinkle cumin powder on the chips! ?

alien!Zhang San is definitely an alien! ! !

Finding Barbara staring at him with suspicion, Zhang San stretched out his hand and waved it in front of her eyes:
"Are you all right?"

"What's the name of your home planet..."

"I'm serious, chips are delicious with chili and cumin powder."

Seeing her disbelief, Zhang San said that he would bring a copy for Barbara to try after the vacation.

After the two came out of the bar, Barbara didn't know what to do. She knew those colleagues in the police station in the small town.

But Peggy is still working now, and it would be boring to go shopping alone.

"Don't look at me, I don't like to go shopping with other people."

Zhang San quickly got into the car and started it, but Barbara put her right hand on the roof and asked with a smile:

"Want to go fishing together?"

"I do not know!"

"I'll teach you."

Helpless, Zhang San, who couldn't escape, had to ask her to get the fishing gear first, and then gather at the entrance of the bar.

He drove home and called out Chris who was learning to grow vegetables with Kara.

"Brother, I'm an expert at fishing."

After changing into short-sleeved trousers, Chris put some fishing gear in his hand into the car.

Bang.

"Why do you want to go fishing all of a sudden? Do you want me to teach you how to fish?"

As a fishing expert, Chris told Zhang San in detail the tips of fishing.

Zhang San, who was all farting, responded with a few words, then pointed to the fishing rod on the back seat:
"Just take a gamble, the fish I catch with it will be bigger and more fish than you."

"100 dollars."

Chris agreed with a smile, because he saw that the fishing rod on the back seat was a metal rod with a fishing line tied to it.

This can catch a fish and he will eat that fish alive!
The car drove to the door of the bar, and Barbara got into the car with her own things.

"who is she?"

Seeing his brother picking up a woman into the car, Chris asked in a low voice.

"Barbara Gordon, the daughter of the Gotham Police Chief."

"Barbara, this is Chris. He said he has never met any rivals in his fishing."

"Then I'm going to see the strength of the fishing king."

Barbara smiled, then reached out to shake hands with Chris.

"I'll treat you to grilled fish then."

Chris winked at Zhang San, looking confident in his fishing skills.

And he already understood what a good buddy did when he called him out to fish.

It must be Zhang San bragging to Barbara that his fishing skills are very good, this is calling himself to the rescue!
A small river near the town.

Chris, who had already tidied up his things, saw Zhang San and tied a hook to his fishing line. There was nothing else, so he quickly grabbed an earthworm from the basin and handed it over:

"How do fish bite the hook if you don't hang anything?"

puff...

Barbara, who was swinging the pole next to her, laughed out loud when she heard what he said.

It turns out that Zhang San really doesn't know how to fish. He is ready to fish without bugs on the hook.

Hahahaha.

"If you wish to take the bait, who told you that you can't catch fish if you don't hang worms?"

Zhang San didn't pick up the earthworm that Chris handed over, so he insisted on throwing it with an empty hook.

Seeing this, Chris, who thought it was funny, stopped talking. After he put his fishing rod away, he watched how Zhang San caught the fish.

He was wrong before, but if Zhang San can catch a fish today, he will jump into the river and chase the fish's butt to bite!
A few minutes later, seeing a big fish caught by his good brother, Chris couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

"Wow! How did you do that?"

Barbara seemed to have seen a miracle from God. She clearly looked at Zhang San’s empty hook and yet she caught a fish!

And this fish is more than one meter long, is it real...

"Maybe my fishhook is more fragrant."

"..."

The two of them were speechless, it was more delicious if there was nothing on his hook.

Barbara picked up his fishing rod and examined it carefully. She suspected it was some kind of high-tech product.

However, no matter how she and Chris checked it, it was a hollow, telescopic, ordinary metal rod with only a fishing line tied on it.

There is no technical content.

"Are you done checking?"

Zhang San chuckled, the dual-purpose fishing rod he pulled out before finally played a role.

Fishing with this thing not only does not need to hang earthworms, but it can also greatly increase the chance of big fish biting the hook.

Coupled with the disposable fishing earthworms he secretly threw in the river to make nests, it is quite normal to be able to catch a big fish.

Just in response to that sentence, even a few years of practice can't compare to hacking.

After half a day, Chris, who was standing in front of the grill, sighed, took out a few banknotes from his pocket, and handed them to Zhang San who was waiting.

"You must be lucky with shit. It's the first time I've seen an empty hook catch a fish. It's even more rare than Superman being drowned in shit."

"Although I can't understand what you said later, he is indeed lucky."

Barbara, who was eating with a plate of grilled fish, very much agreed with what Chris said. She still can't believe that an empty hook can catch fish.

But the fact that the bucket was full was slapping them both in the face.

These were all caught by Zhang San with his magical fishing rod. He alone caught more than the other two combined.

what the hell...

At night, the three sitting by the river watching the stars chatted about aliens.

"Does Superman really have a shit fetish?"

"That's right, he likes to poop a lot, just like an archer who likes to wear Princess Ziyue's eye-opening cosplay to participate in comic exhibitions."

"You're not talking about Green Arrow, are you?"

It's hard for Barbara to imagine a superhero wearing that kind of cosplay costume to participate in the comic show, this style of painting is too wrong!

"Believe me, those superheroes have some quirks."

Chris turned his head and said very seriously.

"For example, Cyborg, you don't usually see him going out. I guess he must be sleeping with electronic women every day in his own online kingdom."

"Uh…"

Barbara looked at Zhang San, and she felt that what Chris said was outrageous.

"Let's go back to aliens."

Zhang San was really afraid that this buddy would suddenly make some jokes about Batman. After all, Barbara knew Batman very well.

If she stepped on Ray Robin again, this lady might turn her face on the spot.

(End of this chapter)