People in DC, every day administrative leave

Chapter 79 079. Don’t believe it
Under the moonlight, the man with his hands cuffed lay on the ground and kept begging for mercy, but the victim seemed not to hear him.

With a resentful expression, she took the rubber stick given by Zhang San and slapped the soles of the other's feet fiercely, and didn't stop until the man was so painful that he completely passed out.

Holding this dead pig-like guy with both hands, Zhang San threw him into the back seat of the police car.

"Go to the police station with us to make a record, and I'll take you home after we're done."

"thanks…"

"Get in the car."

Zhang San let Barbara drive, the victim sat in the co-pilot, and he stayed with the suspect.

After a while, after he had driven the victim home, Barbara sat in the car and asked him a question:
"You hate rapists?"

"Don't you hate it? They put a lifetime of shadow on their victims and only lock them up for a few years."

Zhang San was still regretting that the other party did not resist the law enforcement. He really wanted to shoot this thing dead.

When passing by the black area, the two of them took a look at the construction site not far away where the workers had finished get off work.

There are several teams of armed security guards patrolling inside. It seems that the Lex Group is not completely stupid.

These security guards are all strong black boys. I believe they will show no mercy when they beat up thieves with guns.

"I really didn't expect that Lex Group would choose to invest in this remote town to build a toy factory..."

"Do you know any big entrepreneurs? You can also ask them to try investing. The future prospects of our town are still very good."

"I do know one, but I don't know if he's willing to invest."

"Ask, the town of Evergreen is relatively safe."

next day
Pretend there's the background music of the Western Showdown, it's still the same Lakes Technology Park, it's still the same keyboard guy with a baguette in his hand.

And it is now facing off against not only Superman, but also The Flash!

A helicopter belonging to the Daily Planet in the sky was broadcasting their footage live, and every viewer sitting in front of the TV could see the situation shot from the scene for the first time.

"Superman, your helper is dying!"

Zhang San just raised his hand holding the baguette, and the Superman standing opposite him dodged and left his original position.

"It's time for you to stop typing, right now."

Looking at the unconvinced Flash and the calm Superman, Zhang San waved his French stick and said:

"Speak with strength, don't let that blah blah. The words that come out of your mouth can't hurt me."

Superman looked at the kryptonite in his hand and wanted to curse.

"Overcome it Flash, you can do it."

Hearing Superman cheering him on, the Flash, who was weak and supported his legs with his hands, tried to breathe a few times and ran.

No!

he can't run...

If he hadn't believed the nonsense about the keyboard, he would have sent the other party to jail long ago.

"I'm still your fan, Flash!"

Zhang San used a saying that he surrendered himself when he saw The Flash signed his autograph, turning this kind superhero into a soy sauce brother who lost his combat effectiveness.

Airplane King's superpower is more terrifying than he imagined. It directly turns the speedster into the weak-legged person he is now.

It's a pity that this trick doesn't work on Superman.

The Man of Steel deserves to be the strongest superhuman.

But the superhero's self-restraint has become the key to his victory. It's time to teach these superheroes a lesson!

"What are you going to do, Superman. Call more helpers to deal with my keyboard?"

"I'm enough!"

Bah!
The baguette bread wall that suddenly appeared blocked the thrown trident.

A figure quickly picked up the trident and jumped over the bread wall, stabbing at the keyboard man with a stick in one hand and kryptonite in the other.

However, his trident was caught by the baguette in the opponent's hand!
"I know you, you are the grass carp man who was punched away by Superman!"

"To shut up!"

Cursing angrily, the long-haired Neptune, wearing golden scales and green pants, waved the trident in his hand and tried to knock off the kryptonite held by the keyboard.

But his strength is not strong enough, even holding a trident is only as good as a keyboard holding a breadstick.

"My strength seems to be slightly greater than yours, Grass Fish Man."

Funny gave Zhang San a powerful throwing tile, and just when Neptune was about to say a few words, something suddenly flew into his open mouth.

tui!

Although he reacted quickly and wanted to spit out the foreign object in his mouth, it turned into liquid and flowed into his stomach.

"What did you do..."

Neptune, whose expression changed, noticed that his stomach started to burn, as if there was magma inside, burning his stomach.

And his face was dripping with sweat just like Batman who had been hit before.

Neptune is gone, he came and left quickly.

A helicopter in the sky captured his whereabouts, and Aquaman entered a store and bought a large amount of milk.

"Where did Grass Fish Man hide the money?"

The audience in front of the TV was confused when they saw this scene, because they did not see a pocket for money on the scale armor worn by Neptune.

"Do we need to go there?"

"Need not."

Batman, who watched the whole live broadcast in the Batcave, asked Superman, but the other party didn't want him to come.

Wonder Woman excused herself from going because she had something to do, and Cyborg thought that Flash could handle it, but he didn't expect that Flash's legs went limp after seeing the keyboard.

Cyborg, who was about to go over to help, saw Neptune coming, so he sat back in his chair and watched the live TV broadcast. As a result, Neptune was also tricked...

And he only got a tie with the keyboard man with the artifact...

The opponent's weapon is just baguettes!

The police in the metropolis couldn't sit still, and they didn't care if it was superhumans fighting or not. A few special police officers in the distance were on the roof with sniper rifles, ready to attack the keyboard man.

Superman, aware of this, glanced at the keyboard in front of him, and then stood in front of The Flash.

call out--

Ding Ding Ding Ding!
These sniper bullets that could penetrate steel plates could not even penetrate a bread wall. The SWAT officers who fired were shocked.

"Gift Crab! What did I see?!"

"wtf? It's bread..."

"Can anyone tell me why these baguettes are so hard?"

"Damn the Austrians and the French!"

The SWAT officers cursed over the comms and gave the man who invented this bread an American greeting.

"What the hell are you trying to do?"

Superman heard what Batman said about the Keyboard Man, who only kills bad guys and has a very problematic personality.

He wanted to understand the keyboard's purpose and try to change it.

"Becoming a big star, when I defeat Justice League, TV stations and programs that like traffic will invite me to be a guest."

?

Hearing this strange reason, Superman couldn't believe that the other party came to the Metropolis twice in a row to attack the Lex Science and Technology Park just because he wanted to be a big star on TV.

"You've done it, keyboard."

(End of this chapter)