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Chapter 72 072. The keyboard is afraid of things.

The moment Superman saw the kryptonite, his face changed drastically, and he immediately half-kneeled on the ground as if all his strength had been taken away.

"Now I know who the boss is."

Bang!
As soon as the baguette went down, Superman, who had already lost his strength under the influence of kryptonite, was directly beaten to the ground by him.

The next second, his superhero bodysuit appeared next to the naked Superman.

Although he gritted his teeth and wanted to stand up, the kryptonite in the keyboard man's hand and the baguette on his head would not allow him to do so.

"If you don't want the photos to spread, don't try to stop me from doing things like the bat next door!"

Just when Zhang San was about to take a few photos of this gentleman as a souvenir, two beautiful long legs appeared in his eyes.

"Looks like you need help."

Wonder Woman smiled and looked at Superman's back with nothing, and then moved her gaze to the keyboard man with kryptonite in his hand:

"Keyboard, you'd better take the initiative."

"Can you say this to me alone? There is an outsider next to you now."

"Okay."

Wonder Woman took it and flicked it, and a golden rope wrapped around Zhang San's left hand.

The other party just pulled it lightly, and his whole body flew directly to this sexy beauty in armor and hakama.

[I'm about to hit it! 】

Excited heart, trembling hands, but what appeared in front of his eyes was a leg of a beautiful woman.

thump!
Unlike what he imagined, he was kicked to the ground by the opponent's right leg...

The silver sword tip fell on Zhang San's belly, and Wonder Woman said to him with a smile and a sword in hand:

"Do you want to talk to me alone?"

Zhang San, who was held by the sword, did not panic at all. He asked: "Guess how I took off Superman's clothes."

At this time, the smile on her face disappeared, and Wonder Woman stared at the keyboard under the sword and warned:

"I'll kill you in that instant!"

"But they'll see you at your sexiest."

Zhang San turned to look at a group of security guards who were watching by the wall. Some of them were holding up their mobile phones to take pictures of him and Wonder Woman.

"What is your power!"

Wonder Woman's hand tightened the mantra lasso tied to Zhang San's left hand. She wanted to ask the keyboard man's specific abilities.

"Where there is a keyboard, there is me..."

Zhang San, who speaks intermittently, performs very realistically. With the help of his mental retardation, he doesn't have to worry about being forced to tell the truth by the lasso of truth.

"What do you mean?"

"If the keyboard is not destroyed, I will live forever!"

The keyboard man's explanation made her feel that this sounded familiar, so she asked again:
"you are God?"

"God...God..."

Seeing that it began to struggle and resist the power exerted by the Lasso of Truth, Wonder Woman quickly pressed on the keyboard and tried to ask the truth:
"How can I make you lose your strength?"

"Love... what the keyboard fears the most... is love from others..."

Hearing this, Wonder Woman looked at Superman, who was hanging next to him for a long time.

It was the first time they heard that love could make a keyboard lose its power.

These two things have nothing to do with each other at all, why is this the keyboard man's weakness?

"Tell me! All your abilities!"

"No... don't... think..."

Seeing that it began to resist the power of the lasso of mantra again, Wonder Woman simply sat on the keyboard and pressed its small keyboard with her arm and continued to ask:

"Tell me! What are your abilities!"

"Instantly undressing... releasing dung bombs..."

? ?
Seeing the purple light emitting from the French stick that the keyboard man had been holding, Wonder Woman, who felt bad, quickly retracted the Lasso of Truth and flew into the air.

A smell a hundred times worse than the sewer wafted into Superman's keen nose, and he almost vomited dryly.

Bang!
He also flew into the air and kept a certain distance from the stinking keyboard man.

"yue!"

"Yue! Vomit..."

The two of them ran away, but a group of onlookers suffered from it. One by one, they lay down on the ground and vomited their breakfast.

"Don't come here, be careful I'll give you some stuffed filth!"

Picking up the kryptonite that fell on the ground, and waving the baguette in his hand that could produce juice out of thin air and emit a foul smell, Zhang San watched the two superheroes in the air retreat step by step towards the outside of the park.

Realizing that it can't fly, Superman floats in the air and unleashes heat vision on the baguette in the keyboard man's hand.

He was going to melt this strange thing that the keyboard man had been holding.

"what!!!"

Zhang San immediately looked like he was about to die, and the kind-hearted Superman immediately stopped his hot gaze when he saw this.

Seeing the keyboard man standing up again and running out, Wonder Woman, who didn't want her mantra lasso to be contaminated with filth, went to the park to find a rope.

Bang!
The shotgun that appeared out of nowhere in the hands of the keyboard guy shattered the noose she threw.

"Drop your weapons, keyboard!"

The steel skeleton, which had blocked his sense of smell in advance, fell from the air. He came to help when he saw that Superman couldn't handle it.

Without his sense of smell, the stinking breadstick in the keyboard man's hands had no effect on him.

But when seeing the keyboard man waving a bunch of dirty things, the human brain that controls the steel body will still hide to the side.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, with the blessing of the tile-throwing power, Zhang San jumped into the clouds in an instant.

The next moment, he had entered the alien spacecraft and escaped in the spacecraft while being searched by three flying superheroes.

Next door, Batman, who was standing on the top of a high-rise building in Gotham City overlooking the city, was silent for a while when he heard about this. Then he said to others in the communication:
"I see."

He was glad that the last time he fought against the keyboard man, he didn't use filth to hit him...

Didn't expect the keyboard person's weakness to be love from others, a keyboard that is afraid of love?
It sounds ridiculous, but this is what Wonder Woman asked with a lasso of truth, and Batman chooses to believe it.

Because he knew that even Neptune could not resist the power of the Lasso of Truth. Neptune would tell the truth unconsciously even if he was just sitting on the rope.

So what the keyboard guy said is true. If you want it to lose its power, you have to let someone give it love.

This is very difficult, after all, no one will give their love to a keyboard with hands and feet.

Batman wants to try to win over the keyboard man with extreme personality, because he doesn't want to see the keyboard with strange abilities become an enemy.

Superman has had his fair share of losses today, with mysterious abilities that even the most powerful superheroes can't understand.

There is also the use of filth to deal with Wonder Woman, a method that even Batman himself has not thought of, but it seems to be very effective depending on the situation.

Moreover, Keyboard Man has studied women's psychology very thoroughly, and it did not use the same tactics as Superman to deal with Wonder Woman.

What a clever and crafty keyboard...

(End of this chapter)