People in DC, every day administrative leave

Chapter 52 052. Fortunately, you are there
The vegetables in a field mutated after being irradiated by funny lights, so what about him?

Zhang San kicked his feet fiercely, and he instantly rose from the backyard to the sky!

"Alas!!!"

Looking at the palm-sized villa below, Zhang San couldn't help shouting.

This fucking is much better than flying a glider, especially the feeling of falling...

kindness?
"what----!"

Bang! ! !
The soil in the vegetable field in the backyard was flying, and some of the Chinese cabbages who had just stood waiting for instructions were smashed to pieces by something falling from the air.

"Are you all right, sir?"

Carla came out of the house, and she saw that besides a few Chinese cabbages staying in the vegetable field, there was also a field of broken cabbage, broken leeks and a big pit.

"I'm fine"

Half of her head was exposed in the pit, and she quickly ran up to help Zhang San, whose hands and feet were trembling slightly as he sat inside.

It's so scary, to be able to fall freely from such a high altitude and have a close contact with the earth.
He thought he was going to die just now!
The kind who set himself apart!

Don't try this again next time, no, there will be no next time!
Zhang San, who was trembling, was helped into the living room by Kara, and found that the funny face had changed back to the original, and the yellow light on his body had disappeared.

Probably to protect him, Funny vomited all the sunshine he had absorbed at once.

Good brother funny saved his life!

It took a long time for Zhang San to stabilize his emotions.

Seeing Kara who came back from the backyard holding a Chinese cabbage, he glanced at the same size vegetable suspiciously.

The yellow light on its body disappeared, and it lost its arms and legs, but its body still remained half a meter tall.

What's going on with this funny glow?

Can it also promote the growth of vegetables?

There was a sound of chopping vegetables in the kitchen, and Kara brought out a cabbage salad.

Zhang San stared at the cabbage salad for a long time without moving his chopsticks. He really didn't want to eat this suspected mutated product.

From the Chinese cabbage labeled as cabbage sword and leeks, to the shredded cabbage on the plate now, who knows if this thing is edible.
Fortunately, two rats ran out of the staff dormitory.

They came here to get ice soda for the Spider Queen, and these two guys have become her followers since the Spider Queen asked for her salary last time.

Now the spider queen will ask them to help her run errands whenever she wants to eat or drink.

"Mouse! Come here, this salad is for you." Zhang San smiled and waved to them.

Upon hearing this good news, the two mice immediately turned around and came to the table.

Seeing how delicious they were, Zhang San, who was observing the situation nearby, designated the mutated vegetables as edible.

Time came to the second day.

After getting up from the bed, Shi She first went to the bathroom, and then walked into the kitchen to get busy.

Within a few minutes, he was sitting in front of the computer with a bowl of milk cereal.

While eating breakfast, he watched the video of last night that was sent back from the hidden camera in the valley woods a few days ago.

However, halfway through the meal, what happened on the screen made him lose his appetite.

Small town policeman Zhang San, the same yellow light emitted from his hands as he did when he mutilated himself a few days ago, and then something magical happened!

The vegetables in the vegetable patch in the backyard of the villa come to life!

What’s even more surprising is that Zhang San can fly!

He just kicked his feet and flew out of the camera range in less than a second.

Immediately afterwards, Shishe saw the embarrassment of him falling from the sky into the vegetable field.

tsk...

According to the time of the video, he estimated Zhang San's flying height, and after seeing him coming out of the pit, Deadshot felt a little weak in his legs and couldn't help but think about it.

This kind of physique is not like that of ordinary superpowers.

A few days ago, Deadshot saw him jumping, running, and hitting the ground as if he was testing something.

He also fired two consecutive shots at his arm, and the wound healed quickly.

It didn't take long to enter the house for the first time, and although it took a little longer the second time, it was not something ordinary superpowers could do.

This kind of person, the information given by Amanda Waller actually only said that he is a superpower who can modify the trajectory of bullets?
After thinking about it, Deadshot decided to hide the matter.

And he wanted to try to get in touch with this officer Zhang.

...

(Who the hell is the weird keyboard guy, and who created it?

Tonight at [-] o'clock, specially invited experts will join our program on time to decipher the secrets of the keyboard man online for the audience in front of the TV! )

As soon as he entered the police station, Zhang San saw a group of people standing in front of the TV watching the news inside.

"Who is the keyboard man? Is it really a keyboard?"

"I don't know. I've been following the news for two days in a row, and the host always makes a lot of nonsense."

"These days, the keyboard can turn into a human being, and it's terrifying to kill people with a gun."

"The police station next door is all discussing this matter, but the investigation progress of the case is very slow."

Colleagues chatted with each other about the strange case that happened next door. Everyone was worried that the keyboard at home would become such a killer.

Director Daniel, who was also talking about this matter, noticed that Zhang San had come to work, and he quickly pulled him aside:
"Be careful recently, a big case happened next door to us."

"Keyboard guy, I know."

Director Daniel nodded, and added: "Now the keyboard can turn into a killer. I don't want a mouse killer to appear in our town."

Weird things always make people worried, not to mention that the city where it happened is right next to the small town of Evergreen.

He hoped that Zhang San would pay attention to this strange thing when he was patrolling. No one knew whether the disappearing keyboard man might have arrived in the town.

"Don't worry, Chief, I understand my marksmanship."

Zhang San's words reassured Director Daniel a lot. He patted the shoulder of the competent officer with a smile and said:

"As long as you are here, I won't be afraid even if the clown comes."

After speaking, the director turned and walked into the office.

"Stop being a clown, you made me miserable yesterday."

Moon walked in from the outside and his expression was obviously not good. He really didn't expect that a discounted sausage burger could last him a whole day.

It started yesterday morning, and he felt it half an hour after eating the sausage burger.

In the bathroom, out of the bathroom, in the bathroom, out of the bathroom...

"You know, I stayed in the bathroom for at least three hours in the afternoon!"

Just a sausage burger!one! ! !
"You asked me to find a way. You can't blame me."

Zhang San didn't expect the sausage burgers at that stall to be so good, because he heard about it from the vigilante.

Fortunately, he always eats burgers from M's. Those handmade burgers at roadside stalls always remind him of the rat burgers in a certain movie.

Seeing that Moon was not looking very well, Zhang San suggested that he go home and rest for a day.

(End of this chapter)