People in DC, every day administrative leave

In the afternoon, Zhang San, who had a meal at someone else's house, took off the keyboard warrior's hood before returning to the town of Evergreen.

The identity of the keyboard is not as good as that of the ace police officer for those shops in small towns. He, Officer Zhang, has discounts from every store, but the keyboard does not have this treatment.

jingle.

"Officer Zhang, how are you today? Do you want to customize a cake?"

Hearing the store door being pushed open, the boss who was baking cakes came to the counter from the visible back kitchen.

A tall man named Werner is said to have moved to the town of Evergreen from Germany. Director Daniel and Zhang San talked about this man.

His bakery does a good business, and fishermen usually visit it because they like to buy the cheapest brown bread to use as fishing bait.

Even though Werner seems to only sell black bread, the small cakes he makes are actually very popular among the children in the town.

"Well, I want to order some small cakes."

If you think about it carefully, there is no need for so many small cakes at the ribbon-cutting ceremony for the opening of the Alien Botanical Garden.

Zhang San ordered 70 different flavors at the bakery, and then customized a larger one.

"Get me some more cupcakes..."

Carrying a bag of packaged cupcakes, Zhang San came to the botanical garden outside the town.

A few days ago, he handed over the management of those aliens to Poison Ivy, teaching them how to take care of flowers and plants while also learning legal knowledge and common sense on Earth.

The farm house where the two women originally lived has been replaced by a new apartment building, and the alien employees and Poison Ivy all live in this building.

But now there are many vines climbing on the outside of this building that can accommodate hundreds of people. You can't find it just by looking from above.

Disguise skills from Poison Ivy…

There were several women chatting in the lobby of the apartment. Although they all had skin colors different from those on Earth, their appearance still conformed to human aesthetics.

Some only have glowing eyes, some have floats for walking, and some you can't see anything strange unless you take off your clothes.

"gentlemen."

In order to save their city that was digitized by Brainiac and the only remaining civilization, they all came to the real world with uneasiness.

The keyboard that killed Brainiac may look weird, but it's easier to talk to than the crazy artificial intelligence.

"Take one. It will open in a few days, so remember to keep an eye on the naughty kids."

Zhang San opened the bag he was holding. If he were to ask which creature in the world was the most dangerous and always at a stage of alarming destructive power, he would say it was a little kid who has not grown up.

The plants in the botanical garden are very difficult to collect, and it would be bad if a kid tore them apart.

Not to mention Poison Ivy, who was basically a vegetable, would make him lose his temper when he saw her.

"Did you bring it especially for me?"

There was no need for him to knock on the door. People in the room had already known that a keyboard that drove a spaceship had come to the botanical garden, so they took the initiative to open the door when it arrived.

Ivy seems to be in a good mood today. I don’t know if it’s because of moving to a new home or because the keyboard brought her a small cake.

“I would really appreciate it if you would stop sending me private messages, ma’am.”

When they were in Wayne Manor, Zhang San took out his mobile phone and followed Supergirl, but the woman frantically sent him a private message asking.

"The only woman on your watch list should be me, not those superheroes, Ace Team members and a gaming blogger with only tens of thousands of followers. Do you like blondes?"

"She is Superman's ancestor, a Kryptonian tens of thousands of years old, and she is my friend."

"..."

Ivy, who was about to say something, suddenly lost her voice, because no matter in terms of age or species, the old Kryptonian woman surpassed her in all aspects... When Zhang San entered the room and sat down, the woman closed the door with a strange expression and said: " You have such strong taste."

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"She was tens of thousands of years old because she was frozen in the hibernation warehouse. Her real age is only around 20, and we are just friends!"

"Who knows, you are a keyboard after all, or you are from the land of Aladdin."

Ivy, who deliberately said the wrong word, walked into the kitchen with the bag. After a while, she sat next to the keyboard with two glasses of ice lemonade and a small cake.

A mouthful of warm cake entered her mouth, and Ivy, who felt pretty good, quickly ate everything in her hand except the packaging.

"Aren't you going to eat?"

Pointing to the remaining one, the woman wanted to help get rid of it.

"I brought this for you two, it should belong to another person, not me."

One cupcake per person. Zhang San didn’t buy too much or too little.

"Harry is losing weight recently." Without any hesitation, Ivy found an excuse and ate the rest of the cake.

"Take it easy, ma'am. Although you are indeed in great shape now, if you continue to eat like this, you may turn into a cactus in the desert."

Seeing that the liquid in the transparent straw she used to drink lemonade stopped halfway, Zhang San moved his eyes to the other person's face with narrowed eyes.

Cacti, whether cylindrical or flat, are anything but slim in outline.

So this sounds like a bad word to Ivy, a very, very bad word!

"It's so funny that Mr. Rectangular actually dislikes my figure after gaining weight."

The keyboard in front of her was not only a rectangular body, but also its hands and feet were strange black sticks, but she still had the nerve to tell her off.

But she likes to hear a sentence in front of the keyboard.

"Aren't you playing my girlfriend? Curvy women are more suitable for everyone's aesthetic than curvy women."

"What kind of pretense, I am your girlfriend, don't you want to admit it?"

The woman who put down the cup hugged its soft black stick arm and rested her head on the hard side of the keyboard.

Facing a woman who loves the sunshine that Funny Spits out instead of his own body, Zhang San used his other hand to push away the Poison Ivy woman who was clinging to him:
"Okay, okay, you are my Yulemei."

"What is Yulemei?"

Ivy had never heard of this word and the feeling about it was unfamiliar.

"An instant milk tea." Zhang San took out the Yulemei he bought in another world and handed it to her.

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Looking at the unpacked cup of milk tea in her hand, Ivy couldn't understand why the keyboard used this thing to describe her.

But soon, the audio picture that appeared on the coffee table next to her made this woman understand what Youlemei was.

There is some romance in it. It turns out that the keyboard wants to hold her in the palm of his hand, and also calls her elegant, happy and beautiful.

"Wait...why haven't I seen you drinking milk tea?"

From the day they met in Arkham Asylum to this day, Ivy has never seen this guy drink milk tea once!

It likes lemonade! ! !

(End of this chapter)