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Suddenly, a hairless, purple-skinned woman appeared next to Constantine and startled him.

She has a delicate face and a good figure, but the clothes covering her private parts have a few dark purple patterns, or does this woman have no fruit grains and ditches at all?

"Oh"

Boston let out a sigh and floated across from her. In this way, he was 100% like the old Wang next door in life.

Zatanna, who was sitting by the fireplace wearing a white corset, black trousers, and a ruby ​​necklace around her neck, asked with interest when she saw the woman appearing next to her ex-boyfriend: "How long have you been dating?"

"It's not what you think. It's the magic of this house. When you want to be human, you create a body for yourself."

"I also want to own a house that can transform into a beautiful woman. Where can I get it?"

Keyboard raised his hand as Constantine explained to Zatanna.

If it were in his own world, there would be no problem with Zhang San, but in other worlds, the British guy would have a blast no matter what kind of creature the opponent is!

Demons, men, even King Shark!

As for who was behind Zhang San, he didn't know, and he didn't want to know such details.

"I can't help you fulfill this wish, Keyboard." Constantine sat down, feeling a little tired.

The woman transformed into this room walked up to Zatanna, looked at her and said, "It has powerful magic power and is very unhappy with John. I can understand this, but you still care about him."

"I could kill him."

Zatanna, whose inner thoughts were read by a house, said something that the man opposite didn't believe. Constantine's expression was a little surprised.

The purple-skinned woman walked up to Batman again. It seemed to know the hearts of everyone in the house, and said that Batman showed pain and that his life was made up of a series of darkness.

"How do you face them?"

Faced with the woman's inquiry, Batman replied: "I have a butler."

Zhang San, who was standing next to him, recorded this conversation. He was going to make a video of multiple Batman quotes and upload it to the Internet to eat up traffic.

His words alone can get an incredible amount of views on the video, really.

After getting the answer, the woman came to Zhang San, but she stared at the keyboard for a long time without speaking.

???

"I can't see through you, you're weird."

The woman transformed into the Mystery House had a very confused expression. Among the people present, Boston, Zatanna, and Batman could see something through it, but not this keyboard.

"Two legs, two hands, a body without a head. Am I weird?"

Zhang San looked at the people next to him, among whom Zatanna and Boston nodded.

"Can you tell me about your world?" Unable to see through the keyboard, Mystery House chose to use dialogue to understand it.

The expressions of the rest of the people were roughly the same, except for Batman who couldn't see his expression. A sofa appeared in everyone's surprised eyes, and Zhang San, who was sitting on it, opened his mouth and this was the beginning of the big story:

It is a very, very, very distant world, and it is also a very cruel world. Only adventurers who can continuously provide gold coins to the God of Creation can live there forever.

The story told by the keyboard is so attractive that even Batman is listening quietly.

But after it finished saying that it was kicked out of that world because it did not save enough gold coins to pay the protection fee to the Creator God, this guy actually transformed into a book with a beautiful town on the cover like a sofa and said:

"If you want to know more about the magical magic of Arad continent, you can buy my book. It not only introduces the background of that distant magical world in detail, but also pictures and information of each apostle. You can take it away with just a few gold coins. "

Its style of painting suddenly changed to that of a salesman, and Batman, the most silent among the speechless people, was the first to take out a few gold coins from his omnipotent belt.

"Thank you, boss!" Taking the few gold coins handed over by the other party, Zhang San picked up one and looked at it. It was a pure round coin without any patterns on it.

There is the first and there is the second. Zatanna used magic to conjure some gold coins in her hand. However, when she handed the gold coins to the keyboard and prepared to take the book, the other party stuck a gold coin on the small on keyboard

"Are you smelling it?"

"I have no nose, ma'am."

What the keyboard said was true, but the woman standing opposite obviously didn't believe it.

After all, if the keyboard had no nose, what was it trying to do by sticking gold coins on the keypad?

Taking the book out of its hand, Zatanna turned back to her chair unhappily, thinking about how she kept meeting liars who loved lying.

"John, I wanted to see if you could buy me a copy." Boston whispered behind his friend. He was really attracted by what the keyboard was saying.

The mysterious magical world, the powerful but emotionless God of Creation, and the apostle who is deeply involved in the conspiracy are all great stories.

And a few gold coins weren't too much for John. He didn't even know how much he had won from the devil.

"This is most likely a story it made up to sell the book."

Constantine felt it was not worth using gold coins to buy books.

"Do you want me to prove it to you? Use the magic of Arad continent."

Holding the French stick that he hadn't used for a long time, Zhang San was ready. He could demonstrate special magic at any time to this guy whose main job was to fool people and whose side job was to exorcise demons.

The man on the chair said nothing, but made a gesture of invitation.

If Constantine guessed correctly, this keyboard was intended to use baguette bread as a staff, then he really wanted to see what kind of magic the bread could unleash.

The next second, the top of the baguette lit up with a burst of purple light, and all the clothes on the person were taken off from the inside out and placed neatly on the ground next to them.

"Ok?"

After looking down at his body that felt strange, Constantine stood up directly under the gaze of everyone and picked up the clothes on the ground and put them on without any concealment.

As long as the skin is thick enough, no one can hurt him with weird eyes.

"It's a very good magic. Doesn't it require reciting spells and releasing conditions? Can we learn it?" Constantine asked while getting dressed, and he also glanced at Batman.

Compared to books, if the keyboard allows him to learn this magic for a fee, then Constantine will never hesitate to pay the tuition directly.

This is a very practical magic that is useful in every aspect. (End of chapter)