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However, the man who took the light ring could continue, he didn't stop!

"I actually don't want to be exposed. Yes, I am a master of language." Zhang San could keep talking as long as he didn't take off his clothes.

The smart man had asked Meditation Mite to make a small gadget when he went to the laboratory to find Luther to get the energy destroyer, which was enough to deal with some emergencies.

He knew the character of the monster very well. Last time the Spider Queen was able to tell Blitz about safety measures, she would definitely say all kinds of strange things next time.

"Would you like to follow me into the room and take a look? You seem to still doubt me."

This move is a sure kill!

Zhang San was very sure that the Spider Queen did not dare to go. The little guy in front of him shook his head violently, which confirmed his idea. Some people were scared.

"This is your room, do you want me to teach you how to use the things in it?"

In the corridor on the second floor, Zhang San opened the door of the room in front of them. Corianda walked in and looked around and found that there were many things she didn't recognize.

But one thing she knew was that the thing placed next to the table was a mobile phone, and the other princess had been holding this mobile phone to watch videos.

"You have to register an account first."

Seeing her suspicious look, Zhang San, who was standing at the door, went into the room and helped her get a new account.

However, when choosing a name, he asked Corrianda, and finally filled in Strawberry Sundae as the name in the name column.

The princess from Tamaran liked the dessert she just had, so she named it after it.

[Strawberry Sundae] There are only two people following now, one is Keyboard and the other is Officer Zhang. Zhang San used someone else’s mobile phone to add a fan to his two accounts.

"There are everyone on the Internet, so you may encounter some dirty things. You can click here to report and block them, or complain to the platform."

"dirty stuff?"

"Some men will send women pictures and videos of playing with their reproductive organs, and some will use chat to trick you into going out to have physical activities with them. Some perverts will even kill the person after doing so."

Zhang San spoke to her in words that the alien could understand. Judging from the surprised look on her face, she must have understood.

If he still doesn't understand, he can only show Corianda what the bad guy on the Internet looks like on the spot, enter a random video chat room and match, and there is a high probability that he will be connected to a bird guy.

"Police Officer Zhang"

"Yes, that person is me, and the other one is my friend Keyboard."

"Are you in charge of bad people?"

Holding both hands, Zhang San stood upright and nodded, saying, "Hmm, no bad guy can escape justice in the town of Evergreen."

Corianda thought about it, and it seemed like it would be good for her to be a police officer who fights bad guys during her time on Earth.

When she told Zhang San this idea, the man talked about the difficulties of becoming a police officer.

The first thing is to have a deep understanding of the law, although he can't remember much of it.

Then there is the ability to use firearms. The most critical point is to be able to withstand the public opinion attacks of certain groups of people.

Speaking of this, Zhang San opened the computer next to him and asked Corianda to sit next to him and talk about the distribution of people in the town. Which streets are dangerous, which neighborhoods have hidden bad guys, etc.

"Are there monsters in the black community? Why can't we go?"

"It's scarier than monsters. If you think about the scariest thing you've ever encountered in your memory a hundred times, that's what you'll experience in this community."

Some people will honestly obey the police officer's instructions when they see them, but some creatures will close everyone's chat when they hear the police officer's instructions, leaving only their own channel.

If you want to communicate with this creature, you must use the Glock on your waist to remind the other party to start a group chat.

"What about this Pig Boy handmade burger? Is it dangerous to sell it in a place?"

"The place is not dangerous. One of the foods he sells will be poisonous if you eat it. Just don't buy his discounted products and you'll be fine."

The roadside stall that everyone loves and hates, Pig Boy's Handmade Burgers was considered a major contributor to the last bank robbery. As a result, the boss regarded the discounted burgers bought by the robbers as a star product and took the opportunity to increase the price. !

Although he recently changed the prices back, Piggy Burger was making a lot of money when everyone was talking about outrageous robberies.

Some people will buy it specifically to use it as a prank prop, which is very common among students who don’t watch the news very much.

the next day.

The woman who chatted with Zhang San all night learned that he had also created a superhero team, so she gave up the idea of ​​joining the police station as a police officer and chose to become a superhero.

Stories about the Justice League saving the Earth were all over the internet, and Corianda wanted to join them in helping others and fighting bad guys.

"Ma'am, what are you doing?!"

In the back mountain base, Corelli, the team leader who had not yet been named, stopped the new member who was about to lower his head and give artificial respiration to another person.

"I want to save her." Princess Tamaran, who had changed into sportswear, raised her head and explained to the instructor.

"Corianda, actually you can use your own ability to send me to the hospital. That will be faster."

The female warrior of Apokolips, who was lying on the ground pretending to be an ordinary person, couldn't help but remind her that the superhero training class taught them what to do if such a thing happened.

In order not to get into trouble, they superheroes cannot provide medical assistance to others. Even if they want to help, they should send others to the hospital.

Just kidding, Zhang San came up with this rule to prevent others from using his labor for free.

Medical treatment costs money!

"If you want to be one of us, you have to abide by our rules. Superheroes are not as simple as they appear on the surface. Only Superman can go out and do good things by wearing a cape."

Corelli has been learning about everyone in Earth's superhero team, the Justice Society and the Justice League since she was appointed captain by Keyboard.

For example, the Atom Smasher in the Justice Society often accidentally breaks the glass of buildings or steps on cars on the side of the road after he grows bigger, causing others to have a bad opinion of him on the Internet.

This is the consequence of being a superhero without training.

"Don't think about being a doctor yourself. You can fly faster than a car and you should take people to the hospital as soon as possible."

“But what if there’s no hospital nearby?”

"Whenever you can become a superhero, we will issue you first aid tools so that you can use them to save people."

Corianda acted a little too enthusiastic, which Corelli, who was born on Apokolips and trained in hell, couldn't accept.

What they want to do is to be a new superhero, and their selfless dedication is best discarded as soon as possible. (End of chapter)