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"Lex Luthor is always so smart, no matter which universe he is in, right?"

Zhang San thought that the first person to send him a message for help would be another bald man, a good bald man who was friends with the God of Earth.

"Are you sure it can help us, Luther?"

Just as the middle-aged man in military uniform finished speaking, there was a bang and his headless body fell to the ground.

Suddenly, a red light indicating danger lit up at what looked like a military base and an alarm sounded.

Clap clap clap clap!
Except for the unarmed Luther, several other military personnel who were still alive nervously took out the pistols at their waists and shot at the keyboard, which suddenly used a shotgun to headshot their companions.

Ding, ding, ding.
One after another, the flattened bullets fell to the ground. Luther, who was hiding next to him, saw that the keyboard was immune to firearms, and he reached into his pocket.

Luther had already communicated with his partner, the US government, before building the device to contact the other party. If he wanted to call the keyboard to help, he would have to take full responsibility.

Including the consequences that the other party may threaten the world.

Before Luther could press the device in his pocket, the military personnel who had just been hit on the head by the keyboard actually stood up again!

Suddenly, the people who were changing magazines, the soldiers who rushed in, and the bald head were all stunned.

The middle-aged man who came back alive still had his own blood on his uniform, and there were scattered skull fragments on the ground that had been shot.
"Oh my God"

"What happened? Why is there blood on my body? What are these?" The man who was shot in the head didn't know what kind of horrific thing he had just experienced, because there was no memory of the instant death.

"how did you do that?"

In the corridor to the conference room, Luther beside Zhang San asked curiously about its ability to bring people back to life.

What happened before was too shocking, especially after the person involved learned that he had died once, he was even more afraid of the keyboard that killed him.

Although the unfortunate middle-aged man was extremely frightened, his colleagues next to him were different.

These people ranged from disbelief to anger to surprise and excitement. The ability of the keyboard to restore the headless corpse and bring it back to life gave them hope.

Simply put, they desperately need a savior right now.

Turning on the big screen in the conference room, Lex Luthor and Keyboard, who had just sat down, once again narrated the crisis their world had encountered:

"The battle between the Amazons and the Atlanteans has affected us. They have treated the entire world as a battlefield. Most of Europe has been destroyed by the Atlanteans."

Zhang San, who was listening to the bald man talking, actually knew where this place was, and he also knew who caused all this.

It's all because of "The Flash Barry Allen Wants to Save Mom" ​​that the world has become like this.

Barry Allen traveled back in time because of Reverse Flash's heartbreaking words, and changed the tragedy that his mother would have been killed.

But the butterfly effect occurred.

Superman's spaceship landed in Metropolis, Bruce Wayne died in an alley, his mother Martha turned into the Joker, and the Amazons and Atlantis formed an alliance
And now the outside world was exposed to the outside world because of the mutual love between Aquaman and Wonder Woman. Mela saw it. As Aquaman's wife, Mela wanted to punish Wonder Woman but was killed and beheaded.

The death of the Sea Queen made the people of Atlantis extremely angry, so under the leadership of Neptune, they decided to make the Amazons pay the price.

However, because Paradise Island was protected by magic, Atlantis' attack on New Themischira only destroyed that continent and did not cause any harm to the Amazons.Human beings are forced to enter the market.

Lex Luthor originally cooperated with the government to find the doomsday device used by Atlantis to destroy the European continent, but before setting off, he heard the words on the keyboard.

In order to get the government to cooperate with him in manufacturing a device to send messages, Luther discussed for a long time with the group of politicians.

Finally, the clever bald man blocked the politicians' mouths with one sentence.

(The world is already like this, do we still have the right to choose?)
The enemies they face are either the Amazons who are protected by magic, or the Atlanteans who can destroy a continent. Human beings really have no choice.

In this tripartite camp, they are the weakest party.

After Luther finished speaking, everyone's eyes were on the keyboard. They all wanted to know what to do with this big keyboard from another world.

"I roughly know what the situation is, so can we talk about compensation now?"

As soon as the words came out, everyone in the conference room looked at it in confusion, and Luther even asked incomprehensively: "You want money?"

Spreading his hands, Zhang San asked, "Why not? I came from another world and rushed here to help you without even eating, so it shouldn't be a problem to charge some hard work, right?"

"But superheroes are free of charge."

Someone said something in a low voice.

Turning his head and looking at the military personnel who just spoke, he replied: "When did I say that I was a superhero? Even if you think of me as a superhero, you should know that superheroes have to eat, right?"

"Money is not a problem, as long as you can help us solve our current troubles."

Another person spoke. He seemed to have a higher military rank than the previous person, and he directly told the keyboard that money didn't matter.

After all, what's the point of worrying about money now that the world is about to be fucking destroyed by a war between the Amazons and Atlanteans?
"What I want is not money. Let your president go and get me what I want right now. Here is a list."

"."

Luther took a piece of paper from the keyboard Heiduanzi and looked at the printed content on it. The smart bald man knew with a little calculation that there was no way to collect this large amount of things in a short time.

He hoped that the war would end soon, but if he went to prepare these things for the keyboard, it might be delayed for a while.

"Pay the bill first, and you don't have to worry about time. It only takes me less than half an hour to deal with them, 10 minutes."

This is the confidence that comes from blowing up an entire fucking earth with one punch. Zhang San has said too much. If he really fights Aquaman and Wonder Woman, he won't even need a minute.

"Can't you help us get rid of the trouble first?"

"There's no need to rush, there's no point in rushing. Just pay the bill first and then I'll take care of your trouble."

There is a speedster outside, and Zhang San doesn't want to end up working in vain.

He can only rest assured if he gets the reward first. Even if the timeline changes again, it won't matter. (End of chapter)