People in DC, every day administrative leave

I don’t know what the woman wanted to do, but she still asked him to come over when it was dark outside.

I guess I dug a hole and prepared to bury the keyboard directly.

104-key keyboard: Do you want to buy me something to eat?
Although Zhang San just had dinner, he wouldn't mind eating more if the other party really invited him.

The message came back almost instantly, and Ivy said it was no problem, she was already at home and ready.

Seeing the words that sounded like driving on the phone screen, Zhang San felt completely unmoved and even wanted to laugh.

104-key keyboard: You should tell vegetarians this, I will eat meat.

Ivy: Who told you I have no meat on my body?Want to see it?

Ivy: Photo of looking down and not seeing her feet.jpg
Ivy: Where else do you want to see?

Keyboard with 104 keys: I just searched using photo recognition. This is someone else’s photo. Can you please stop treating it like someone stole it?

Perhaps because someone exposed the fake photo, the message replies there stopped for a while.

Later, when Poison Ivy sent another message, it was with several new photos.

But it's not a side photo, but some plants that look wilted.

Ivy also said that this was the first time she had seen plants behave like this, as if their vitality had been drained.

She couldn't find the reason, so she wanted to find the keyboard to see if she could use the light to heal the half-dead plants.

After a while.

A spaceship appears over Poison Ivy's plant farm.

Zhang San, who was sitting inside, did not choose to land directly, but hovered in the air to check the conditions of the plants around the two women's houses.

Their branches, leaves and flowers have indeed become much wilted, giving the impression of malnutrition.

knock knock knock.

The door opened, and Ivy, who appeared in front of Zhang San, grabbed his hand and took him to the bedroom upstairs.

"They've been like this since morning."

This woman's bedroom is different from ordinary people's. She planted many potted plants in her room.

These plants are similar to those outside and are not very energetic.

Zhang San took a funny photo of them, and the situation immediately improved a lot.

The wilted flowers suddenly became straight, and the plants that had begun to lose their leaves also grew new green leaves.

Seeing this scene, Ivy happily pulled the keyboard and went outside the house.

The yellow light illuminated the dark night, and when she felt the warmth radiating from the hands holding the keyboard high, she was not surprised to find that the plants had returned to their original appearance.

"Thank you." Ivy opened her hand to hug the keyboard that had helped her, but the other party said something very unpleasant.

"The door-to-door service fee at night is double, and you owe me 1000 million now."

Ivy, who had owed a huge sum of money in less than a few minutes, and her happy expression suddenly darkened. She didn't expect that Keyboard would actually charge her money even if she came to do a favor.

"Seriously? I'm your girlfriend!"

Since the keyboard is unreasonable, she will also start acting rogue.

She wouldn't give the money anyway.

"Open your phone now and see how many beautiful models have left messages on my account saying they are my girlfriend. They have a much greater advantage than you, you know."

"..." Looking down at her less present 'advantage' compared to the supermodel, Ivy's face turned red with anger.

Especially the next thing this damn keyboard said!

"Do you want to write an IOU, or do you want to swipe a credit card?"

"I want to beat you, really." The vines surrounding Ivy were ready to move. As long as she gave a command, these plants would tie up the keyboard and let her beat it at will.

"I guess they may have become wilted because they were frightened by you. An emotionally unstable lady can actually have quite a big impact on the things around her."

The oval-shaped energy barrier unfolded, but Zhang San, who had predicted the opponent's attack in advance, did not see the vines coming towards him.

Instead, the other party stretched out an open hand towards him.

"What do you mean? You want my bank account number and then transfer money?"

Anyone's action could only mean one thing in Zhang San's eyes, so he put the card number slip he had prepared in advance into the other person's hand.

call!
Unexpectedly, Ivy blew on the thing that just came into her hand, and the note with Zhang San's bank card number flew away...

"Give me some money, I've recently fallen in love with a nice car."

She opened her mouth and said what she wanted.

Last time Ivy went to see the ace police officer and crashed the only vehicle on the farm. The car they are using now is a second-hand car.

As the most popular keyboard on the Internet, it must have made a lot of money.

Zhang San didn't say anything, walked into the house, came to the living room, and sat on the sofa next to Harley.

"I'm thirsty!"

#!

Ivy stopped Harley who was about to get up to get a soda. She angrily asked her plant friends to help bring a can of ice soda.

Crack——!
After taking a sip of ice soda, Zhang San patted his leg and said, "Oh, someone was rushing me just now, and my leg cramped when I ran over."

"..."

Seeing it facing her, Ivy resisted the urge to punch and sat next to the keyboard to press its legs.

If the keyboard didn't have shoulders, she doubted that this guy would let her pinch his shoulders.

But don't mention it, the black stick legs of the keyboard are as soft as bread dough when pressed.

It feels pretty good?
"What are you doing!" Zhang San, who had just closed his eyes and was about to take a nap, found that Ivy's hand had reached the base of his leg. How did this woman press it on him?

"What's wrong?" She just wanted to know if the keyboard's legs were all soft, so she pressed and ran up.

"Forget it, don't press it either."

This woman was inexplicable... Zhang San drank the soda in his hand and ate some snacks. He sat at their home for an hour before he was ready to leave.

"Keyboard! Did you forget something?"

Turning around, I saw Ivy who was following and stretched out her hand again. Zhang San said "Oh" and then took out a military vehicle from his personal space.

It has a yellow body, a tall chassis, very sturdy tires, and armor that can protect against 7.62 bullets...

And a machine gun on the roof of the car that has not been removed...

"This car is much better than the sports cars sold outside. I'll help you dismantle the gun. You can use it from now on."

It was impossible to give money, but because she was so sensible just now, Zhang San was willing to give Ivy a Hummer specially designed for the US military.

This is a brand new military Hummer, and it will definitely be cool to drive it on the street.

"Give me the money and I'll buy it myself." Military Hummers are not Ivy's cup of tea. She doesn't like this car.

"What's the money? It's not like I don't have a nice car."

Taking back the Hummer, which is standard equipment of the US military, Zhang San took out a black sports car.

Seeing the appearance of this car, Ivy immediately remembered that she had been chased by a similar vehicle when she was in Gotham. (End of chapter)