People in DC, every day administrative leave

Chapter 30 030. Temporary Workers

"We all wake up in the morning and feel that something is wrong with our bodies, like we have been infected with alien bacteria."

Chris pulled the collar of his clothes a little to the side, and several thumb-sized red envelopes appeared on his neck.

"Do you have it too?" Zhang San looked at the vigilante, who nodded and pointed to his inner thigh.

"It's very itchy, and it's a big bag!"

"Well, I see it."

Without the vigilante's warning, Zhang San could see the bulge in the middle of his trousers.

Chris said nervously: "When I found them, I Googled them and posted on the forum. Someone told me that these are alien viruses!"

After all, they had a fight with the women who were possessed by butterflies yesterday, and the sudden addition of these red envelopes today must have something to do with them.

"I don't understand... I took a shower for an hour, and I used half a bottle of shower gel and a whole tube of toothpaste..."

The two went to the bathroom yesterday because they were worried that they might be infected with an alien virus, because no one had this experience!
"Don't panic, I'm pretty sure you're not infected with an alien virus."

Zhang San had already guessed who did this. After taking the two of them downstairs, he immediately went to check the employees' rooms.

The empty room that was originally used as a storage room was transformed by Kara into a place for Eagle and the mice to live.

The layout is the same as a normal person's room, with beds, air conditioners, computers and various snack game consoles.

It is basically a pet nest, but Zhang San prefers to call it a staff dormitory.

A bunch of creatures he extracted all live in this room, and fortunately they are in harmony with each other.

The current tenants include Chris' eagle eagle, his two mice, three fireflies clutching their buttocks, and two mung bean flies who can play poker.

And a fish tank to deal with all kinds of garbage crayfish and…

Seeing that there was nothing in the small mosquito net, Zhang San looked at the mice who were the dormitory administrators:
"Where's the mosquito? When did it escape?"

"Squeak, squeak..."

The mice did not dare to hide anything, so they spoke out.

Carla, who was standing behind him, translated: "Mosquitoes ran out of Yingying's open window, and they didn't stop shouting."

"Mosquito? You have a mosquito?!"

Chris touched the red envelope around his neck, and he seemed to guess what was going on.

My good brother raised a mutated mosquito, and he was attacked by this mutated mosquito!
"I'd rather have a female goat..."

The vigilante scratched the bag on his leg, it was really itchy.

"Sir, do you need me to deal with it?"

"No, let the flies hunt it down."

Zhang San immediately gave the two mung bean flies the order to hunt down the mosquitoes. They stood up straight like a soldier and waved their small hands before flying out of the room.

I believe that the mosquito who didn't listen to the dormitory administrator will die miserably.

After an hour or so, the three of them drove into the street.

Several people came to the video store, Mu En and the others were already preparing something.

A whole box of weapons and equipment, a few pieces of body armor, and a few grenades.

"It's not easy to buy weapons here. There are no fully automatic guns for sale."

Hearing Liotta's words, Zhang San pulled out the magazine of the rifle and looked inside the magazine compartment. There was Javier's brand symbol inside.

Originally, he thought that Moon could get a better gun from Waller, but he didn't expect to buy a local product with money.

This is not to assassinate Senator Goff, they are going to fight a bunch of zombies who have been possessed and enhanced by alien creatures!
"It's a good thing we brought the big guys, you don't even know what you're going to face next."

Chris shook his head straight when he saw these semi-automatic guns. He has personally experienced the fighting power of butterflies. This kind of gun is useless.

Bang!

Three big guys appeared on the table. The Munns really didn't expect them to get machine guns...

M249, a suppressive weapon with powerful firepower.

200 rounds is enough to tear any human being to shreds.

"Forehead…"

John was stunned. If these three were allowed to charge the factory with machine guns, all problems would be solved soon.

"What's in your backpack?"

Liotta saw that the Messenger of Peace was still wearing a black backpack, so she asked curiously.

"You'll know later." Liotta had a question mark in her head when she saw the cheap smile on Chris's face, but she didn't ask the question again.

Several people were loaded into the modified truck and drove to Little Cork Town in the northwest direction. They were more than two hours away from the Granta factory.

The part of bragging on the road is here...

While talking about how annoying the talkative Flash is, Chris tells the story of Wonder Woman winking at him.

Although these things sound nonsense, they can be regarded as seasoning in such a boring environment.

While talking, Chris turned the topic to the people around him:

"Harcourt, are you still single?"

"uh-huh?"

After hugging Zhang San who seemed to know what was going to happen, Chris introduced to Harcourt: "You should think about this kid, trust me."

He became a matchmaker, and he was a very serious one.

It's also time for Zhang San to show off his strong body and achievements:

"Joined the police station for two years, three consecutive shooting champions. Killed thirty robbers, twenty thieves, one hundred and one delirious fans, eighty brainless and disobedient to orders..."

As soon as the illustrious record came out, John, who was driving in front, was the first to bear it. He said in surprise:
"Isn't it?! This adds up to more than 300 people, my God..."

"Wow——" Liotta really didn't expect Zhang San, who seemed to be a very friendly person, to shoot and kill so many criminals.

The vigilante added a little bit: "When he follows us out, he will occasionally help kill a few."

That is to say, Zhang San is not limited to these victories on the surface.

However, Harcourt's expression didn't change at all, and even after hearing about Zhang San's record, he only felt a little better about him.

Seeing that she did not call him, Zhang San was very depressed.

Wasn’t it agreed that the protagonist would be surrounded by women?

Where are those beautiful women in novels who are always clinging to me?

things in fairy tale are lies…

"It's okay bro, we'll find you some that are several times better than hers when we go back, you can choose from c to e."

I have to say that Chris can still comfort people, but he obviously did not consider the feelings of Harcourt next to him when he said this.

"Yeah, the better ones don't pick on people."

I don't know if the vigilante has brains or no brains. These words sound like comforting Zhang San, but if you think about it carefully, it seems that two people were blackmailed at the same time.

Facing these good brothers like them, Zhang San didn't say anything, the meaning was all in his eyes.

[Mom mentally retarded! 】

(End of this chapter)