People in DC, every day administrative leave

The happy time is always short, and the happiness brought by krypton gold will suddenly stop as soon as it reaches its peak, as if it was cut off.

Power: Can blow up half the fucking earth with one punch!Being able to swim in the sea for decades, his resilience is comparable to that of an undead monster in a horror movie.

Agility: normal human
Intelligence: Normal
Compared to the first power, the other two are a bit funny.

With his current attack power, he can blow up half the earth with one punch and 100% ignore all earth weapons.

As for poisoning and radiation.
The resilience is here, even if you can't resist, you can cut off the damaged part and grow a new one.

Taking out a plastic bag, Zhang San put it directly on his head.

Five minutes passed, and the man who didn't feel any discomfort continued to wait.

I don’t know how long it took, but Kara shook Zhang San who was already asleep on the sofa. The plastic bag on his head was still there.

"Huh? Did you have a midnight snack? Oh."

The late-night snack Kara prepared for him today was a small cumin-flavored roast chicken, served with seagull-fried French fries and a can of ice-cold soda.

"Were you playing with something new just now?"

Chris, who was sitting next to him, came back and found Mr. Plastic Bag sleeping on the sofa. Fortunately, his hands were not in a position that would hurt the eyes.

"I was just testing whether I would suffocate to death." Zhang San didn't expect that he would fall asleep.

"It's a good thing you didn't turn on the lights, otherwise we would have to walk around you at night, 'brother'."

The vigilante forked a piece of roast chicken and put it in his mouth, with a smile on his face.

"It's a pity that you can't go to another world with me. It's full of superhumans. Some women have great figures and are very beautiful."

When he said this, the two people next to him stopped moving, and put down their knives and forks curiously to know more details about the beautiful woman.

It wasn't until three o'clock in the morning that the three men returned to their room from the living room to sleep.

"Good morning, it looks like you're ready for today's patrol."

Barbara opened the office door and walked in. There was an extra cross necklace around her neck. It was not the one given by the Mexican priest. It looked like a new one.

"You're not going to tell me that you didn't encounter any situation where you had to shoot during my vacation, right?"

"I'm sorry, Officer Zhang. Maybe my personal charm is greater than yours. Most people are willing to listen to me and honestly raise their hands."

The woman laughed. She thought her words would get praise from the ace police officer, but in the end she just asked if there was a mistake.

The fact that there was no fool who resisted the police officer for several days meant that he might have to get off work at the normal time today.

Unless he has a brain-dead halo that can make nearby suspects lose their minds and turn into wild monkeys.

“You didn’t go to the black community?”

Seeing her silence, Zhang San also smiled. Just arresting people on the street without going to the black community was nothing.

A few minutes later, Officer Zhang, who took her into the black community, began to look for today's suspect.

noon.

The police car stopped at the entrance of Wayne Technology Park. Zhang San, who was holding a book in his hand, said seriously to Johnny, who was wearing a helmet and a body armor in front of him:
"I asked the keyboard to help me create a magic book. Follow the above instructions and don't buy those expensive fakes." "Those are not fakes. I have learned how to feel the magic."

After accepting the book, Johnny wanted to refute, but the fact was that he spent a lot of money on fakes.

Especially the last time he tried to commit suicide and almost got himself killed made him sober up a lot. Some of the methods he thought he could use to exorcise demons were useless that time.

Fortunately, he didn't imitate the buddy in "The Mummy", who took a bunch of necklaces to the devil and said, "I want to surrender to you."

Those languages ​​were too difficult to learn, and Johnny only remembered an Egyptian sentence.

After saying goodbye to Johnny, a occult patient with a suicidal spirit, Barbara returned to the police car and wondered whether the magic book he gave to others was really useful.

"Exorcism requires a price. There was a time when a little girl was dragged into hell by a powerful demon because of this, and he could only watch and be unable to do anything."

Using the words of the first two people, Officer Zhang told the woman next to him about the dangers of exorcism.

He also advised her not to have anything to do with magic, as all kinds of supernatural events and demons can make people crazy.

"Then you gave him the magic book?"

"They are all methods of exorcism that cost very little. Johnny doesn't mind paying a little money to be a magician anyway."

Talking to an occult patient about the price?

It can only be said that Barbara is rarely seen after all. People with this kind of hobby can even kill themselves to death out of pure curiosity.

In the m fast food restaurant, the police officer who was enjoying a delicious hamburger noticed what the people behind him were talking about.

"Hank, seriously, there's definitely something wrong in those woods."

"Maybe it's the raccoon that smelled your urine and ran over to bite your little brother. Recently they started rummaging through my trash can, and once they were planning to run into my house to grab bread."

"I know what a raccoon noise looks like, and it wasn't a raccoon, it was something really big!"

"You want to say there is a bear in the woods? That's even more impossible, because the biggest wild animal in our bird land is the raccoon."

"What if it's a demon? Do you remember what happened to the Terry family? I have a good buddy who told me a little bit about the truth about them."

Without giving the man time to continue, Officer Zhang stood up and came to the table behind him, looked at the middle-aged man who said there was something wrong in the woods, and asked, "Where is the woods you are talking about?"

"It's near the creek where we often go fishing, a few dozen meters to the west."

Another person answered the question for his companion, but the middle-aged man also added:
"Officer Zhang, you have to be careful. I watch the police in horror movies. There is definitely something in that forest anyway. It's best to bring more guys there during the day."

Good guy, this brother's reminder really goes straight to the heart of those idiot policemen in movies. In horror movies, they often get killed by walking alone, at night, and not shooting, etc.

"Thank you. I will call other police officers to check. You don't have to be so nervous. You can trust us in Evergreen."

Naturally, Zhang San would not give away the head as easily as in the movie. Taking advantage of the bright sun, after dinner, he was going to take Barbara and the rifle to search.

If everything goes well, he should be able to see a group of frightened raccoons in the woods or a videographer filming a survival video in the wild.

After a while, the two police officers who got out of the police car put on their own equipment.

Officer Zhang who walked in front had a rifle hanging on his body and a pistol in his hand, while Barbara who followed behind was carrying a spray gun. (End of chapter)