People in DC, every day administrative leave

Chapter 228 228. Thank you for the generous gift!
"Are you going fishing?"

As get off work was approaching, my partner next to me wanted to compare their fishing skills.

The last time Barbara went fishing, she thought she just lost due to luck. Her skills were still better than the gentleman who had an empty hook but no bait.

"It's not fun to catch fish by myself. It feels like I'm competing with a robot from ten years ago. And I can only fish for two hours, and it will get dark soon."

"That's just bad luck!" Barbara, who was a little angry, never mentioned fishing again. How could a robot chat with her?

After get off work, Zhang San, who came home, took out another mobile phone and looked at the messages on it. There were only fans and Ivy's @ on the social platform. Johnny didn't seem to have sent him a private message yet.

However, there is a familiar face among the new followers, John Constantine.

Clicking on his personal space, the most common messages this guy posted on the page were some 'sacred objects' waiting to be sold.

A picture with a few words of introduction, the price is very high.

"I can't comment. It is indeed a fake."

If you want to buy these holy objects sold by Constantine, you have to send him a private message. You cannot leave a message under the product.

[@104-key keyboard, come to me quickly. I accidentally fell down while cleaning the window and broke my hand. ]
Seeing Ivy's excuse which was worse than a child needing money to buy stationery, Zhang San directly messaged her privately.

104-key keyboard: You want to taste the street burger again, right?

Ivy: It was you that day!
104-key keyboard: No, it’s not me, that’s my brother the keyboard warrior.

Ivy: There is only one keyboard on earth that has arms and legs and can run very fast, there is no other!

Ivy: I vomited for a long time that day and was in a very bad mood, you know?
Ivy: Unless you continue to bring some alien plants, I will bury you with the rotten corpses when I see you at the door of my house!
104-key keyboard: corpse?What did you do?

Ivy: Some little thieves, don’t look for other topics!
Ivy: I like red, do you understand?

Ivy: Talk!
Ivy: Pretend to be dead, right? You'd better not show up in front of me, really.

Shaking his head, Zhang San closed the private message and opened Billy's [Superhero Family] group.

There was still no one talking inside, except for a few words from Billy thanking the Justice League for coming to help.

Seeing how this kid looked like a family member, he suspected that he was also a family man.

Keyboard: @ Captain Marvel How is that wizard?

Zhang San didn't accompany Diana and the others to the God Realm last time, and Zhang San wanted to know what happened next.

Captain Marvel: The Wizard has become our agent, and he wants to teach us how to be a qualified superhero.

The Wizard seems to have a foresight. In this world where everything requires money, he can make a lot of money with a few superheroes after becoming the manager of the Superboys with a little training.

However, this is a bit difficult. A group of rebellious children are not so easy to teach.

Just like Xiaoqiang in the basement.

It dances well, but can only understand the simplest meaning of chat conversations.

Carla Tiantianjiao only made it slightly better.

Downstairs, the neatly dressed vigilante and Chris were sitting on the sofa eating freshly fried French fries from Seagull.

Since it was discovered by the Spider Queen that it has the function of French fries, anyone who wants to eat French fries will look for it.

The two of them were preparing for the anti-violence Aniang who would be there later, replenishing their energy before they could do big things.

Zhang San, who came down from upstairs, rejected their invitation, went to the backyard alone, put on his hood and drove away in the spacecraft.

On a planet outside the universe.

Zhang San, who walked through the mountain peaks and dense forests according to the instructions of the light ring, found several cross flowers in a rock crevice.

Its flowers are red, and the information in the light ring shows that it is called the Butt Flower.Yellow energy enveloped his whole body. Zhang San carefully took out a glass box and placed the picked red cross flowers in it.

He heard that there was a woman who liked the color red, so he flew a spaceship over to get this rare variety for her.

Not valuable, but very rare.

Knock knock knock!
Hearing the familiar knock on the door, Ivy, who was sitting in the living room and watching TV with someone next to her, immediately ran over and opened the door.

It was empty outside.

She didn't see the keyboard, but there was a glass box placed outside the door, with several red flowers dug out with their roots inside.

It looks very similar to Brassicaceae varieties, but its petals are more slender.

"Did Keyboard really send you flowers?"

"Yeah, I just said it's timid. If I scare it, it will give me something."

Ivy picked up the glass box and returned to the living room and gave herself a thumbs up. It seems that she has already taken control of the timid keyboard that likes to run away!
"What a beautiful flower, like a red cross."

"There are all kinds of alien plants. I'll ask Keyboard to send me some next time."

With a smile on her face, Ivy opened the box, and immediately a smell that hurt her eyes rushed to the two people in the living room.

This smell is very strange. It smells like a fart after eating beans!

Ivy, who faced it head-on, became the worst victim, and tears kept flowing from her eyes.

"keyboard!!!"

Wiping away tears, Ivy ran into the bathroom as if she was running away, while the other person on the sofa closed Pandora's Box with his last will.

But the visible fog that escaped from the magic box filled the entire living room, and their color was light yellow...

butt flower

harmless
A rare species, the flowers are like a red cross, the stems are green and slender, and there are no leaves.

There will always be a strange smell coming out of the growing area, and this process will last from one to four days.

If they are placed in a closed space, the concentrated gas will turn yellow and cause certain irritation to the visual and olfactory organs.

"You even threatened me, as if I grew up a vegetarian."

Seeing Ivy go out and take the glass box with the Butt Flower inside, Zhang San drove the spaceship away with satisfaction.

You can guess what happened next, because his phone was vibrating crazily.

I picked up my phone and saw that it was all @ him by a lady who likes red flowers.

Zhang San replied to her latest message with a smiley face and a red flower emoticon, and then turned off the message reminder.

After this time, she should have a long memory and stop thinking about threatening a keyboard.

But the flowers she planted grew so well for the same reason as the vigilante said.

Flowers and vegetables are absorbing nutrients from the corpse, but I don’t know if this woman can be considered a ghoul if she eats vegetables...

Uh…

It seems that this issue cannot be studied in depth, because if she eats the vegetables she grows, she is considered a ghoul, then wouldn’t Zhang San eat those smelly cabbages grown in the backyard...

A generous gift - thank you!

　Thanks to Xiao Yezi for the tip and everyone’s votes, thank you.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)