People in DC, every day administrative leave

Chapter 226 226.nanananana
[Today is another day of waiting for administrative leave. 】

How long has it been? Zhang San has never worked for several days in a row like this month. He wants to take a vacation!

After packing their equipment and getting into the police car with their partners, the two began to work hard to make the town a better place.

"Johnny, you're not going to take leave today?"

Finding that the man who committed suicide yesterday was still at work, Zhang San parked the car on the street, opened the door and walked over.

"Because I have to pay my rent soon."

Although he received a comically timely rescue yesterday, Johnny's face still looked a little bad at this time.

He must have been lying on the floor for a long time, and there are still some faintly visible marks on half of his face.

If Zhang San hadn't left him a message before leaving, this brave brother probably wouldn't have known that he was almost killed by a demon yesterday.

"Next time you want to do something big, tell us first, okay?"

"Sorry, I just wanted to help you find evidence of the existence of evil spirits. I didn't expect that it would directly attach itself to me."

"It's okay. You scared us to death yesterday. You suddenly showed up at the victim's house with a baseball bat."

Barbara patted him on the shoulder. If Zhang San hadn't been in good health, the sneak attack would have been doomed if it had been someone else.

The exorcist looked so thin. If he was hit on the head with a stick by someone in a sneak attack, one more person would die.

"Do you know who we asked to exorcise the devil yesterday? If you didn't go alone, you could see John Constantine."

In order to make this brother who meant well and did bad things remember this lesson, he told the name of yesterday's exorcist.

Unexpectedly, Johnny's reaction was not that excited. Instead, he looked at them with an expression that wanted to say something but was worried about something.

"He also said yesterday that he wanted to teach you real magic, not those occult money-making stuff."

"He's the liar, John Constantine is a famous liar! Everyone knows his name!"

Speaking of this person, Johnny is like those people who buy genuine items but get pirated ones.

There is a feeling of victimhood.

"Have you been lied to?"

"Of course! I spent 2000 yuan to buy a cross baptized with holy water, but the one he sold me was a fake one!"

In the field of occultism, the name John Constantine represents a liar.

Basically, anyone who is new to the occult will be deceived by Constantine, who seems to be very powerful.

Johnny was one of them. He lost thousands of dollars and bought only decorations that sold for dozens of dollars in a store.

"The person who recommended him to you must not be a good person. I heard that this liar likes to deceive people in addition to lying, so he has no friends."

Indeed, I do like to trick people.

He still got [-] yuan for doing nothing, and even wanted to be friends with Zhang San.

In his heart, he very much agreed with Johnny's words and also agreed with the brother's previous sentence.

Harcourt has been with Amanda Waller for so long, it is certain that this woman is cruel.

When Chris and her went to snipe the senators and their family in Project Butterfly, she had urged Chris, who had been unable to take action due to some issues.

But she sent Constantine's phone number because she probably didn't know this trickster's methods. She only knew that he was good at exorcising demons.

"But, was it really him who got rid of the evil spirit in me?"

The message that Officer Zhang left for Johnny didn't say anything about the exorcism, it only talked about him being possessed by the unlucky guy, so when he learned that Constantine was the one who came to exorcise the demon yesterday, he naturally thought that he was helping to solve the problem. of. "It's Doctor Fate."

I can't say it's him, but Zhang San doesn't want to give credit to someone who gets paid for nothing, so Dr. Fate, who only came over to say a few words, became the person who made the most credit.

"Doctor Fate?! Damn it, I actually missed meeting a legendary figure"

Johnny, who was very regretful, covered his head with his hands and felt that he had messed up a lot of things. First, he went to find evidence alone and was possessed by a demon, and then he lost the opportunity to meet Dr. Destiny.

He is so stupid!

"Wait, did Dr. Fate say anything about my magical qualifications?"

???

After thinking about it, Zhang San decided not to attack him: "I told you, he said you are a little magic genius. You can learn magic by relying on those rubbish occult books. You are better than many people."

"He's right. Those occult books are really rubbish. Sometimes I feel that some of the spells in them are wrong."

???

The co-author Doctor Destiny said that occultism is rubbish, and Constantine was scolded for saying that occultism is a scam.

What fan filter!
"I remember when he left, he asked you to buy less of those junk things. If you want to learn magic, ask the keyboard man. It has the most powerful magic."

"Really?" Johnny was a little skeptical about this. Although the keyboard man's healing magic was indeed very powerful, the name Dr. Destiny was something he had heard since he was a child.

The Justice Society appeared much earlier than the Justice League. As a veteran figure in it, Doctor Fate is a master of magic!

There should be no one on earth who can do magic better than him.

"Yes, you should just listen to me anyway. If you don't believe me, just ask Dr. Destiny."

It's normal to gain some fans for yourself, not to mention Zhang San is really ready to teach this person magic.

No magic books, no magic experience, nothing, it didn't stop him from teaching Johnny magic.

He just needs to put on the keyboard warrior's mask, then run around the Justice Society's base and everything will be ready.

In case you encounter Eagle Man's fighter plane, which is made entirely of N metal
Brother, get it delivered to your door for free.

Saying goodbye to Johnny, who was working hard to make money, the two drove to the most dangerous black community.

The ball that Xiao Heizi was playing with fell to the ground, and the fat guys with the gold necklace hanging from the crotch of his West Coast style pants and hanging on his thigh also stopped their rapping movements and looked over.

When passing by a black man who looked like a drug addict sitting in front of the door, Officer Zhang paid special attention to see if there was anything extra on his waist.

"You are so scary, even the dogs stopped barking when they saw your police car."

Barbara found a pit bull in a yard that was still barking on the lawn. When the police car came over, it turned around very quietly and returned to its kennel.

"It's much better after I beat the disobedient dogs to death. The longest living animal in this community should be Superman."

"You mean only Superman can survive?"

"No, there is a man who has a parrot called Superman. He can say all kinds of swear words and is very discerning."

After glancing around, Officer Zhang pointed to one of the two-story houses with a sign on the lawn indicating that dogs and lunatics are not allowed to enter and said, "That's the one. That parrot can also sing Akon's Right Now."

"Nanananana?"

"Well, that's it."

"Really?" Barbara looked at the house he pointed at just now, feeling very magical.

(End of this chapter)