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Chapter 212 212. Just a joke

All in all, the long and short of it is that Billy, a young man in adolescence, regarded Wonder Woman as the object of his obsession.

He said that he would see Wonder Woman in his dreams, and if possible, he would like to ask her to go out for a meal or something.

"Billy, you haven't yet."

Someone kindly reminded him, but Billy said that he was only a few months away from being pregnant, and it should be no problem to ask Wonder Woman out by then.

I didn't expect that this young man would be so obsessed with Diana's beauty. Zhang San said speechlessly:
"Wonder Woman is thousands of years old, so there's a big age difference between the two of you, right?"

He just wanted to have a fling with the other person, how could he be like Billy who actually planned to be Wonder Woman's boyfriend!

"She is beautiful and sexy"

The young man talked about a lot of the advantages of Wonder Woman, and jumped over Pedro in green clothes to look at the other two male companions.

"It's true. She has a great figure and a nice voice."

"There is no man who doesn't like a powerful and beautiful goddess."

Both Eugene and Freddy agreed with Billy's statement.

"Can I ask a question? Is that Officer Zhang really just an ordinary person?"

While the men were discussing the goddess, Mary, a woman, asked about the town police.

The phone she showed to the keyboard person was a live recording video of Master Xiaoqiang. Behind the dancing cockroach were various ace police officer peripherals and comics.

"Business promotion, just like when you go to the ribbon-cutting ceremony, I gave him the seagull that can only fry French fries."

After all, Mary was not an old fool like Director Daniel, so she nodded and believed what Zhang San said.

The keyboard guy knows all kinds of magic, so it's normal that the seagulls sent out can also do magic.

"Can you teach us how to be a superhero? A superhero like you."

Freddy who said this was envious of keyboard people, and the comments about it on the Internet were almost all positive, unlike them.

"Philadelphia Scrap"

"Invincible Destroyer"

"Hazards of High Voltage Electricity"

Basically, the local news media and the public will give them a lot of bad reviews, saying that they are a mixture of superheroes and super destroyers.

"You got one thing wrong. I've never been a superhero."

Selfless dedication, bravery and fearlessness are the essence of superheroes.

As for Zhang San, he has nothing to do with these words. He just does it for his own interests.

He will only take action if there is a profit, and the magic witness event is also for those rich people who don't believe in magic.

The second time Zhang San held the Magic Witness event, he wanted to sell his peripherals better and increase his popularity.

There is nothing like free treatment that cares about disabled people.

People who don’t have money can provide them with traffic. Even though they say it’s free, they can actually get things that are difficult to get even with money.

That is trust. As long as he has people's trust, no matter what he does, they will think about it with a unique idea.

What the keyboard person does is definitely not a bad thing, it must be something wrong with the other person.

This mode of thinking is very scary and is no different from being controlled.

The reason why people in Metropolis are not worried about planes falling over their heads is because of the trust established by Superman.People believe Superman can take care of it.

Zhang San only needs to keep strengthening his image in people's eyes as a keyboard who only does bad things, and a steady stream of aura will be superimposed on him.

These halos can help him a lot when he is going to do something to someone one day.

Although Keyboard says that he is not a superhero, Billy and the others don't think so.

Whether it's taking down supervillains in Gotham or helping disabled people, it's doing things that superheroes would do.

And it does a great job!
"I can kill, those superheroes can't."

"Tess Adam, that muscular man from Kandak can also kill people. He also helped you get revenge by killing the toy man."

"That brother killed the toy man in a very terrible way in front of many people and the police, but no one thought he did anything wrong."

Under all the videos on the Internet about Tes Adam avenging the keyboard man and getting rid of the toy man, the comments are all saying that he did a great job, and only a few people said that he should hand the toy man to the law despite the attacks of a bunch of people.

Billy and the others also felt that it was a very bad act for Toyman to conduct a sneak attack while Keyboard was treating disabled people in Central City. In addition, the bad things Toyman had done in the past were exposed.
"Anyway, I don't think of myself as a superhero, and you shouldn't think of me as one either."

If he had to find a teacher for these children, Zhang San would hope it would be Neptune.

Although Grass Carp Man has many scandals, his actions are not as extreme as Diana's, and he is also very different from Batman and others.

He is that kind of middle-of-the-road person who appears when needed, treats everything rationally, and speaks very little.

Zhang San usually laughs at Grass Carp Man because he wants to amuse him. If he really wants to form a team with someone, he will definitely choose this buddy first.

Superman is powerful but often forgets what skills he has and has difficulty making decisions.

Batman, skip.

The Flash, skip.

Wonder Woman, a sexy woman who is more fierce than anyone else and can easily get hot-blooded.

Cyborg is a kid who can be a teammate, but the machine on his body is a bit disobedient.

In this comparison, Grass Carp Man becomes outstanding.

He doesn't talk much, can do things, and is an excellent tool man and teammate.

However, although Zhang San cannot teach these children how to become an excellent superhero, he can still tell them some things that superheroes should not do:
"Don't be like Superman. Now that The Flash is living in a villa, he is still saying that he will let others use his image rights for free."

"Shouldn't Superman be rich?"

"He has so much money that the capitalists have made away with him."

Things superheroes shouldn't do: Selfless dedication.

How can you be a superhero if you have no money?
You can't even afford a house or food, but you still care about the capitalists?
Regarding this, Billy and others, who were so short of money that they went to a remote town to attend the ribbon-cutting ceremony, felt very strongly about this.

Mary said that Victor and Rosa could no longer afford the rent, and the state government would no longer send them checks for food and housing as they were about to become adults. The next few people would have to support themselves.

The most important thing is money. It costs money to go to school, money to live in, food and clothing.

"I have gone to some companies, hoping they would pay for the right to use our image, but"

Because every time they save people, they cause damage to the surroundings, no one in the local superhero team wants to buy the image rights to sell their peripherals.

Only some adult products companies are willing to pay, and the price is that their appearance will be printed on some weird packaging.

(End of this chapter)