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Chapter 185 185. Update Batman’s ranking

On the small spaceship flying to Earth, the Spider Queen sat next to Zhang San and asked him how he was going to explain this to the two idiots at home.

"Batman has a butler who helps him with everything, and I have one too."

Judging from the villains he had killed and what was left, he was most likely sneak-attacked by the Toyman.

Sometimes the things created by the other party have completely different effects than what the dwarf wanted. In the animation, the kryptonite energy cannon created by Toyman did not kill Superman, but sent Superman to the future timeline.

Zhang San believes that his experience is very similar to Superman in the animation, except that he was transported to another parallel world.

There will be no next time. When he goes back this time, he will catch that dwarf playing with toys to death!

And blast the opponent's head with a shotgun!
The town of Evergreen.

Two men wearing only shorts were enjoying their afternoon leisure time by the villa pool. While they were drinking and chatting about the latest hot news, there was suddenly a strange movement in the backyard.

"Is it him?"

"No way"

"Why not? It must be him!"

With an excited expression, Chris put down his cold beer, held it up with his hand, and left the swimming pool and ran to the backyard.

The only one who could create such a commotion in the backyard was their good friend who had been away from home for a few days. Their good brother was back!

However, what appeared in front of Chris and the vigilante was the hawk, with a possum that had just fallen to death under its feet.

Realizing that Chris was looking at him, the eagle barked at him and then gave the possum in his talons to his good friend.

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The two looked at each other speechlessly, then turned around to go back and continue drinking and bragging.

"Two fools."

???

Chris and the vigilante, who had just walked two steps, turned around when they heard the sound. Several white objects suddenly hit their chests, blocking the black rice.

"FK! You're really back!!!" Seeing the familiar man appear, Chris rushed forward and gave him a bear hug.

The Spider Queen, who almost lost her footing and fell to the ground, quickly shot a piece of webbing towards the house, then grabbed the webbing tightly and left Zhang San's shoulder just like Spider-Man in the comics.

Looking back at the three brothers hugging each other, she shook her head and said, "It should be the three idiots."

[The departure of the hero. ]
[We lost our best superhero]
[Superhero Adam from Kandak has executed the murderer to avenge his friends! ]
[The Justice League is searching for traces of two other accomplices, and Superman said that he will arrest the real culprit who planned all this. ]
The Internet world is better. In Keaton's Batman world, things on the Internet are just like the ordinary world, filled with celebrity gossip all day long.

Putting down his cell phone, Zhang San, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room, asked loudly in the direction of the kitchen: "Kara, have you called Director Daniel to tell him that I have something to do these days and need to take leave?"

"Say it, sir."

As expected of the excellent housekeeper Carla, she perfectly completed all the things that Zhang San had told her to do.

"Tell me, did you come back from hell?"

After getting dressed and going downstairs, Chris couldn't wait to hear his brother's legendary story. To be able to emerge alive after being killed by a sneak attack by a toy man must have killed him through hell. "No, I came back from another parallel world."

"Is it the same as last time?" The vigilante still remembered that Zhang San was taken to the parallel world before, and said that the Flash who took him there was a fool.

Nodding, Zhang San used the light ring to replay the situation: "In this parallel world, there is only one retired Batman who is a superhero."

Looking at the scenes created by the yellow-green energy, Chris next to him was stunned for a moment and then pointed at it and said with certainty:
"There's absolutely no way this is Batman. That Pu Xi won't kill anyone."

"Yes, that 'Batman' will use his Batmobile and Batplane to cause 'accidental' deaths to people. All the people who die while he is chasing his target are 'accidental' deaths."

The vigilante who raised his hands to manually type quotation marks smiled and added details to Chris' words. Basically, anyone who has ever known him knows that Batman doesn't kill people.

"Then you are wrong. The Batman in this world not only kills people, but also kills them with a smile."

The image formed by the energy condensation showed the two buddies who only knew that Batman did not kill, a Batman who could kill with a smile. In the end, this Batman even said that he had retired.

The reason is simple, Gotham City has become one of the safest cities in the world.

"Are you sure that the place you are going to is a parallel world and not a beautiful dream created by a child under the age of three?"

Chris, who took two gulps of cold beer, didn't quite believe this was true. Batman killed people and Gotham City became one of the safest cities?

shit!

Five-year-old children born in Gotham City would not have dreams like this. In their dreams, they would only become an astronaut or a superhero like Superman.

"I think the story of fighting through hell and coming out of it is easier for people to believe. How about you change it to this one?"

Even the vigilantes didn't believe the story about the parallel world that Zhang San told. It should be said that no one would believe it, so he suggested that the good brother change the story he made up into something that is very powerful at first glance, such as Killing Through Hell.

"You would rather believe that I can get through hell in a few days than that Batman in the parallel world can kill people?"

Seeing the two people in the living room nodding at the same time, Zhang San took out a trophy that he had taken from Bruce who had messed it up.

A small black bag the size of a palm. When the rope is untied, it will let out a weird laugh of "hehehehehahahaha".

"It belonged to the Joker. Batman killed him and took it back to the manor to become a collection."

Zhang San threw it to Chris. This thing could prove that what happened in the parallel world was not made up by him.

(Hey hey hey hey hahaha)

As soon as Chris opened the small black bag, a strange sound came from inside. The vigilante next to him pointed at the thing and said, "It definitely belongs to the clown."

Except for clowns, I'm afraid no one would make such props that make him laugh.

Only a psycho would love this kind of thing.

So what Zhang San said is true. Batman in the parallel world not only kills people, but also makes Gotham City one of the safest cities in the world.

"FK! Then he must be the most powerful superhero, more powerful than the superhuman baby who cries for his mother!"

In Chris's case, his ranking of superheroes is those who kill people are at the top, and those who don't kill people and think about sending people to prison all day long are at the bottom.

(End of this chapter)