People in DC, every day administrative leave

Chapter 164 164. The best punching bag
Zhang San and two other brothers who were sitting in the yard eating barbecue saw a Bat fighter flying from the sky. When Batman came out of it alone, he asked doubtfully:
"So fast?"

"I want to buy your lucky pointer. How much does it cost?"

Batman didn't say that the thing he borrowed was broken, but he opened his mouth and wanted to buy it.

"Just give me a billion dollars."

With technology to enhance this skill, Zhang San can just find an electronic watch to replace the effect of the lucky pointer.

And it doesn't have to wait until twelve o'clock to refresh the CD, which is much easier to use than the lucky pointer.

"The money is transferred to you." After saying that, Batman returned to the Batfighter with his cell phone.

boom.
Watching the Bat Fighter go away in confusion, Zhang San shook his head after receiving the money and continued to have a barbecue with Chris and the others.

After dinner the next morning, he ordered a plate of mosquito coils for his good friend on the wall for the first time in a long time:

"There is no hope for the Supergirl in this world. My dear brother, send me a brand new one!"

With the activation of the banknote ability, the colorful pool that Zhang San had not touched for a long time began to fall rapidly and was opened again.

He didn't know if the luck he had accumulated in the past few days had an effect, or if the vanilla-flavored potion with a lucky value plus one was more powerful. After fifty shots, he finally got what he wanted.

Equipment card: [Gateway to another world]
Taking out this piece of equipment, which was clearly a rope but named a gate, he read the introduction of this thing.

[The door to another world]
Tie a knot in the rope and put it around your neck.

?

Suddenly, Zhang San wanted to throw it into the trash can.

The method of using this piece of equipment didn't look like something a normal person could use. After thinking about it carefully for a while, he put the rope away.

I didn’t say that the good thing must be used by myself. I don’t know if I can use it to trap the resurrected Parallax monster and send it to a strange different world.

Draw cards to continue.

The colorful rainbow light skipped ten times in a row until Zhang San saw a familiar card.

Secondary employment card: [Specify a macho man or Two-dimensional sister that you have hired before to come to your world. ]
Hey hey hey.
Thinking back to the time when a certain golden retriever ran up to him with his hands on his hips and scared him into canceling his employment, now it can be said that things have changed.

Zhang San took this card to the basement and drove out the vigilantes who were maintaining weapons inside.

After locking the basement door, he smiled and used this card directly.

"you again!"

Bang!
A certain blond man with a good memory was punched to the ground as soon as he spoke. He gritted his teeth angrily and was punched in the head again before he could stand up.

"John, you should learn to lose your memory."

Grabbing the opponent's cloak, Zhang San threw him against the wall and kicked him in the abdomen.

Zi-!
The red laser fired from the eyes of the motherland was blocked by Zhang San with his hands. With the comical increase, he was able to ignore this thing that was a hundred times more rubbish than Superman's heat vision.

"Who the hell are you!!!"

The people of the motherland bared their teeth and kept shooting lasers from their eyes, roaring angrily.

Snapped!
He was answered with a brick, and the blond boy, half of his face turned red by this blow, became even more angry.He waved his gloved red fist at the opponent, the Asian man in front of him.

He used all his strength with this punch, just to blow the Asian man's head off!
Zhang San, who was well prepared, grabbed his hand, threw it over his shoulder, and then slapped the opponent in the face with a brick.

"I'm your nightmare, Little John."

Zhang San, who grabbed the other person's neck and forcibly lifted him up from the ground, added in a low voice: "Because I am better than a weakling like you, so I can do whatever I want."

A black Sand Eagle appeared in Zhang San's hand. When the motherland thought that the other party was preparing to kill him with this pistol, he suddenly felt a chill on his body.
.
The 50-caliber gun was pointed at the little motherland, and the devil's whisper came again:
"I hope your whole body is made of steel. I don't know if you can feel pain."

Bang!
As soon as the gunfire rang out, the motherland man in Zhang San's hand disappeared into the basement. This coward's desire to go home was so strong that the employment was unilaterally cancelled.

Looking at the remnant on the floor, he picked it up and then opened the basement door and threw the entire set of clothes into the washing machine.

After cleaning it, it would be nice to keep as a collection.

"Were you charging yourself in there just now?" The vigilante sitting in the living room asked him curiously.

Giving this brother with a peculiar brain structure a raised finger, Zhang San took out a can of pineapple beer from the refrigerator and took a sip.

So damn cool! ! !
Next time he draws a mercenary card, he will summon Little John. This sandbag is easy to fight.

In the world of the people of the motherland who were summoned inexplicably and received a severe beating.
In Walter Company, the locomotive just walked out of Ashley's office and ran into the motherland who suddenly appeared in the corridor.

What's even more embarrassing is that the boss in front of him has no clothes on.
The locomotive, who did not dare to look down, pretended to be calm and looked at the wall on the right and tried to go around, but he was grabbed by a hand on the shoulder.

The owner of this hand seemed to be in a bad mood. The powerful force gripped the locomotive and it hurt.

The locomotive, who suppressed his silence, moved his eyes to the faces of the people of the motherland. All he could do was show weakness:

"I didn't see anything."

"It's best this way, haha."

The man from the motherland, with murderous intent hidden in his smile, exerted a little more strength. The train had a headache and almost burst into tears, but he still did not dare to cry out.

Patting the shoulder of the lame man who couldn't run, the motherland noticed the deep sea that had just been hiding at the end of the corridor.

"Go get me some clothes."

"Good boss."

The locomotive who forced a smile hurriedly ran to the motherland's office. He was afraid that this powerful man would crush his shoulders if he stayed any longer.

Deep Sea, who was hiding at the door of the locked room, didn't dare to move because he saw something he shouldn't have seen.

Struggling to control his heartbeat, he tried to empty his mind and forget about the scene just now.

But the pair of feet that appeared in front of the deep sea made his heartbeat change from gradually steady to violent beating, so he quickly closed his eyes and said quickly:
"I haven't been to the company today, I didn't see anything, and I don't know what happened today."

"Hey - isn't this my good friend Deep Sea? Come here, let's talk."

The native with a smile on his face put his arm around his shoulders and listened to the beating speed of the other person's heart. This feeling made John almost forget about being beaten before.

But Shenhai, who was holding his arms around his shoulders, felt that he was about to die, because the smiling motherland was even more terrifying.
(End of this chapter)