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Chapter 112 112. You're the Parallax Monster, right?
clap clap!

Zhang San slapped the back of his hand twice in succession, and the parallax monster who didn't react was stunned. He couldn't believe that he had been slapped twice by a human.

"Roar!"

Angrily, it pounced on it, and pressed Zhang San to the ground: "Give me your body!!!"

With massive spurts of yellow energy pouring from its mouth, Parallax seeks to pollute his mind with fear.

"You forgot one thing, this is my territory."

With a thought from Zhang San, the entire nihilistic environment began to change.

In the beautiful city, the parallax monster saw the cheering crowd ignoring it, so it opened its mouth to absorb the fear of these people, but it obviously didn't notice the white figure in the sky.

The cloaked hero with an M on his chest spotted this alien in the crowd. He grabbed the monster's ears and sent it into space with a punch.

In the vast universe, densely packed black mechanical squids raised three claws towards it. Countless red energy beams hit the parallax monster and blasted it into the ground.

The Parallax Monster, who fell into the red world, just turned over and stood up when he saw a man in green armor not far away who shot away a demon, and it was the opponent's next target.

The yellow shock of fear had no effect on the man. He grabbed the Parallax monster's open mouth and put his other hand in and exerted slight pressure.

tear
Far more painful than the damage caused by the power of will, the parallax monster whose head was divided into two halves doesn't understand why he can feel the pain now.

The environment changed again.

Clean tiles and a blue pool, Zhang San stood beside the pool with a smile and pushed the parallax monster into it.

It's the most disgusting color of the spectrum, blue hope, yellow fear.

The parallax monster with a hopeful face struggled angrily to lift his head out of the pool, but the big hand on the back of his forehead made him feel powerless.

The hope energy that fills the pool makes it nauseating
"Those who didn't know better thought you were the boss. How does the energy of hope taste? Ah!?"

In this closed mind, the only one who can be the boss is Zhang San, he is the only creator!

The little parallax monster still wants to stir up trouble in his mind, it's like turning on the light in the toilet, looking for death!

After dyeing its entire face the desired blue color, he grabbed the bug and went to another pool.

The water in this pool is fast and also all blue.

The yellow fear should be severely washed and washed by the energy of blue hope, so that its bad-mouthed teeth and ferocious head are all soaked in the energy of hope!

咕噜 咕噜
slam
gurgle gurgle gurgle
slam
"Don't worry, this is the appetizer. You like to penetrate other people's bodies, right? I also know some people who also like to do this kind of thing."

???

Parallax Monster's angry expression was filled with confusion, but it soon knew what it meant.

A group of men wearing leather jackets eagerly came to it, and the parallax monster who had similar knowledge and understanding immediately gave up the entity.

The yellow bug instantly dissipated into a trace of fear, and it committed suicide!
"Fuck!"

How can parallax monsters commit suicide? ?
Zhang San didn't expect that the parallax monster's ability to resist stress would be so hip, and the exciting part had already been forcibly ended by it before it even started.

The seemingly long time was only a second to the outside world. Zhang San, whose eyes gradually brightened, found that several green lights not far away seemed to be on guard against him.

"Zhang San." Seeing that his eyes had returned to normal, Abinsu put down his raised hands and leaned towards him.

The other three Green Lanterns stood motionless, especially Sinestro, who believed that the people on earth in front of him had been controlled.

Because the yellow fear that drilled in did not come out.

"The Parallax monster committed suicide, but it is an entity of fear, so it will appear again."

"what?"

The Green Lanterns were stunned, and asked as if they had misheard: "What did you say?"

Pulling his hand on his neck, Zhang San repeated again: "The Parallax Monster committed suicide, it's gone!"

"What evidence do you have that this is true!"

Sinestro stared into his eyes coldly, he didn't believe that the parallax monster would commit suicide or die in the body of this earthling.

It's almost like a joke.

Shrugging his shoulders, Zhang San didn't bother to explain to the gentleman, he turned to Abinsu and said, "What spaceship do the Green Lanterns use?"

He was going to take a spaceship and head back straight away, and this trip took a few hours to go back just in time for dinner.

"We have to meet the guardian first, and then I will take you to the hangar."

"Okay, but first let me say that I don't really want to be a space policeman."

"You helped us deal with the Parallax monster. The guardians probably won't care about this little thing."

Abinsu glanced at Sinestro next to him, who snorted coldly and followed back to the central conference hall of Oua Xing.

The nine guardians of the universe were still sitting on the stone pillar. They had big heads and saw the only remaining Green Lantern and the people on Earth coming back. They said:
"Fear doesn't die, the parallaxes return once more."

The guardian's sentence directly interrupted what Sinestro was about to say. He wanted to report about the invasion of the earth people by the yellow fear, but the guardian confirmed that what Zhang San said was true.

Parallax is dead, but Fear isn't.

"Abinsu and the others promised me that as long as I come to help, you will send me the best spaceship."

Hearing his different words from before, none of the three Green Lanterns who had made an agreement with him stood up to refute.

The scene was quiet for a long time, and finally the guardians said to him as if they had finished communicating:
"Every Green Lantern needs to manage a sector, and if you want the best spaceships, you have to take on that responsibility."

???

Zhang Sancai didn't want to be a cosmic policeman, he had to run around with no salary, and he didn't get compensation when he was done.

As a pure worker, I still want to work for these big head guardians who like to make troubles, this kind of work dog will not do it!
"Then I don't want the best spaceship, you can send me an above-average one."

Whoever wants to be the Green Lantern should go, anyway, he is not suitable, but he will not hand over such good things as the Green Lantern Ring.

With the Rings in hand, you don't need a lot of comic enhancements against the Justice League.

And when the time comes to explore the treasure house of Atlantis, the grass fish man dares to come and pretend to be the king of the sea and wait to be beaten.

The guardians on the stone pillar stared at him for a while, then agreed to his request.

The earthling Zhang San can take away the green light ring and a spaceship, and he doesn't need to assume the responsibility of Green Lantern.

All of this is what he bought with his life, and it is a reward for helping Oua Xing defeat the parallax monster.

(End of this chapter)