my name is blitz

The reason why number b032 is called b032 is that a group of doctoral students from the Zuan University of Science and Technology and Magic have conducted hundreds of experimental studies in the field of steam-automated intelligent life, from the experimental body a001 to the experimental body b031, But without exception all failed.It was not until the appearance of its number b032 that this project was truly successful.

And since then, the researchers of Zaan University of Technology and Magic have been unable to replicate this success and create new intelligent robots.

But at this moment, in the field of vision of b032, it found five or six similar in shape and appearance...to be exact, almost exactly the same as itself before rusting.

It has a golden metal body, clumsy steel fists the size of casserole pots, and a pair of round electronic eyes on its round iron head.

No. b032 stood far away and stared foolishly, with the illusion of looking in a mirror.

Those of its kind not far away didn't notice the gaze of b032, and they were clumsily shaking their huge iron fists at the surrounding crowd, or they put their hands on their hips and let out a burst of "ha... ...ha...ha...ha" The electronic laughter that made people laugh, all of them were having a good time, and they looked like they were enjoying themselves.

Looking at it, No. b032 only felt that its head was in confusion again, and the system processing core was almost overheated and entered a shutdown state.

How...how can there be so many...my kind?

And...so many...people who are exactly the same as their fellow League of Legends...attires?

Here...what the hell is...place?

No. b032 fell into a burst of distress and confusion.

Although it was endowed with truly independent intelligence by the designers of the Zaun University of Technology and Magic, the extremely difficult and complicated behavior of "thinking" is really not b032's specialty.

So, it decided to ask the people around it for help.

Stretching out a rusty metal right palm, No. b032 carefully patted on the shoulder of a player who passed by in a Xin Zhao costume.

"Excuse me……"

Due to staying in the old and damp warehouse for too long, the rusty metal joint of b032 has not fully recovered its flexibility, and he did not control the force when he patted the shoulder. The player who was patted only felt his left shoulder sink suddenly , his legs were weak, and he almost fell to the ground.

The red-tasseled spear in his right hand hastily propped himself up, and managed to stabilize his figure. The player dressed as Xin Zhao stood still awkwardly, and then suddenly became angry:

"Damn it, who is it! Make such a big effort?"

When he turned around and looked fiercely at the reckless perpetrator, his eyes suddenly lit up:

What a rusty robot!

And number b032 was feeling guilty for the accident he accidentally caused, so he quickly apologized clumsily:

"Yes... sorry... I used... too much strength..."

The player in Xin Zhao's attire, who was still annoyed at first, saw the appearance of b032, but his attitude changed instantly, and he changed into a warm and warm smile in the blink of an eye:

"It's okay, it's okay, what do you call me?"

Before number b032 could speak, he had already started to look up and down at its rusty metal body, admiringly:

"Dude, your robot skin isn't bad...it's 'rusty', right? Tsk, you have personality!"

Robot... skin?

A big question mark rose in b032's mind.

It naturally doesn't know that in this "League of Legends Holographic Real Edition" game, in addition to the original classic appearance of the hundreds of heroes in the League of Legends, riot company also according to the psychological needs of the players to show their personality and satisfy their vanity, A large number of new cosmetics, also known as "skins", have been designed for each hero.

However, unlike the original "League of Legends" more than 20 years ago, the hero skins in "League of Legends Holographic Real Edition" are not purchased through cash recharged coupons, but must be achieved when using the corresponding hero. The game system will automatically distribute the skin of the hero to the player only if there is a special achievement—another way to obtain it is through the lottery that is launched in various game activities.

Xin Zhao who patted his shoulder pretending to be a player naturally didn't know that the "rust-spotted" skin on b032 in front of him seemed so cool and explosive. In fact, it was natural after staying in that dark and damp small warehouse for a long time Rust...

So he still asked No. b032 with an enthusiastic gossip expression:

"Brother, it's not easy to get this skin, isn't it? What kind of achievement did you get it, can you tell me about it?"

"..."

No. b032 looked at the gossip-gossiping guy in front of him with some hesitation, and the system processing core in his head began to analyze whether "being thrown away as scrap metal garbage in a small warehouse for several years" was an achievement...

Seeing that bo32 silently looked at him without answering, the player dressed as Xin Zhao was still in high spirits, without embarrassment at all:

"It doesn't matter if you don't say it, buddy, it's a personal affair, brother, I understand!"

As he spoke, he paused for a moment, then looked enviously at the rusty metal body of No. b032, and asked:

"Anyway, the one who can complete a hero achievement must be a master who can fly this hero, buddy, are you a professional robot player?"

No. b032 has been completely confused by the chattering and chattering Xin Zhao player in front of him, and he is inexplicable again when he hears this new question raised by the latter.

Professional... playing robots?

"I... am... a robot..."

Number b032 hesitated for a moment, and then said this honestly.

But this incomparably true truth fell into the ears of Xin Zhao pretending to be a player, but it had another meaning.

"Tsk tsk, that's what you said..." Xin Zhao's disguised player tsk tsk admired, and gave b032 a thumbs up with admiration on his face: "Others can only play for fun, only you can truly represent the hero of the robot, buddy Really domineering! Brothers admire!"

"..."

Faced with such a situation where the chicken is talking to the duck, and the bull's head is wrong with the horse's mouth, No. b032 is already distressed and doesn't know what to say.

Fortunately, at the end, the player pretending to be Xin Zhao took the topic back:

"Hey, buddy, did you just say you wanted to ask me something?"

Finally back to the topic, No. b032 breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly asked his own question:

"Excuse me... where am I... at...?"

"Where are you?" Xin Zhao, pretending to be a player, was taken aback for a moment, and said strangely: "This is the novice field of No. 012 in the Judgment Land, buddy, what do you mean by that, and you entered the wrong area Is it done?"

"The Judgment...place...No. 012...novice field? This is...what...?"

No. b032 was at a loss for a while.

"It's a small section for beginners in the ninth game area in our "League of Legends Hologram Real Edition"."

Xin Zhao, who was in charge of explaining the game, also felt puzzled for a while—why did the question asked by this buddy be so mysterious...

"League of Legends... holographic... real version... what is it?"

No. b032 naturally knows the League of Legends, but when it is combined with the first five words, it becomes confused again.

"This is a holographic simulation game developed by Riot Games..."

Xin Zhao pretending to be a player could only feel the corners of his mouth twitching uncontrollably.

"riot...game...company?"

Xin Zhao pretending to be a player took a deep breath:

"Riot Game Company is now the largest game development company on our planet, and where we are now is the ninth game in a holographic simulation online game called "League of Legends Holographic Real Edition" developed by Riot Game Company The 012 novice field in the region's ruling place, understand?"

After pouring out a long string of words in one breath, Xin Zhao pretended to be a player and carefully glanced at number b032, and asked tentatively, "Dude, have you lost your mind by playing too many matchmaking games? Listen to my brother's persuasion, although this game is interesting, but the body is still important, isn't it? Why don't you go offline to rest first, recover your energy, and then come back up again as a super god..."

At this time, No. b032 has gradually understood some of his situation.

Here, it was no longer the Valoran continent it was familiar with, but a place called Earth.

It seems...it was teleported to another brand new world by the heart of Navaroran.

But after learning such information, No. b032 fell into an even more bewildered mood.

Why...is this happening?

The Heart of Valoran...why...transported me...to this place...?

Looking at No. b032 who was standing there without saying a word, Xin Zhao pretended to be a player and became more convinced of his judgment on the "robot player" in front of him, and then he kindly continued to persuade:

"Dude, don't be in a daze, go offline and have a rest..."

But at this moment, his words suddenly stopped, and he seemed to have received some communication message. He stretched out his finger and tapped the air in front of him, and then made an appearance of listening attentively.Ten seconds later, he returned to normal after listening, and smiled apologetically at number b032:

"I'm sorry, buddy. My friend urged me to go to the black game to play a matching match. Brother, I have to go first."

"Okay... yes..." No. b032 nodded clumsily after recovering from the daze, and politely thanked the Xin Zhao costume player in front of him: "Thank you...you..."

"Small things, small things~ It's fun to help others—" Xin Zhao pretended to be a player and waved his hands cheerfully, and then seemed to think of something: "By the way, let's add each other as friends, next time we have a chance to open a black match together, my The id is 'Gun Explosive Ten Thousand Reds', hehe, isn't it aggressive enough? What's your name buddy?"

The gun burst... ten thousand red...?

No. b032 has never heard of such... such a strange and weird name-is this also a cultural characteristic of this world...

I silently pondered the cultural connotation contained in the name "Gun Explosion Ten Thousand Reds", but b032 also honestly reported his name:

"My name is...Blitzcrank."