One joke from the witch, I open the gate of heaven with one sword

Chapter 85

"It's the way it is."

In desperation, Xu Lan had no choice but to tell some things that happened after he stepped into Kyoto half a year ago.
As for some of the things about Xiahou Changyuan, he didn't say anything.

After all, my parents are ordinary people no matter what, and knowing these things will only increase their worries.

After a long time,

Xu Lancai paused slightly and said, "That's probably what happened."

As for Yan Yu on the side, Xu Zhou and others also looked confused.
No one expected that such a bizarre thing would happen to Xu Lan in just half a year.

"You are saying that you and Her Royal Highness the eldest princess have already"

Yan Yu felt a little embarrassed when she spoke.
After all, for ordinary people, Her Royal Highness the eldest princess of the Chu Dynasty is an unattainable existence.

She never thought in her life that her son would actually have a child with the eldest princess!

"Well, Yunxi is pregnant now."

Xu Lan said calmly: "I returned to Qingzhou this time to report that I was safe, and secondly, I wanted to ask my mother to come to Beijing to take care of Yun Xi."

From the beginning, the relationship between him and Xiahou Yunxi was very pure. The two were together entirely because of Xiahou Changyuan's deal.

But what should I say,

Humans are not like grass and trees. When two people get along for a long time, it will naturally happen that they fall in love over time.

Now that Xiahou Yunxi is pregnant with his own flesh and blood, how can Xu Lan really turn a blind eye?
Although there are countless maids in the palace who can take care of Xiahou Yunxi, Xu Lan is still worried.

After discussing with Xiahou Yunxi, he also decided to take advantage of this opportunity to let his family go to Beijing to celebrate the New Year, and then stay and take care of them for a while.

"This"

Yan Yu fell silent,
The news was too scary for her.

That is the eldest princess of the Chu Dynasty! ! !

Even though the Xu family is quite prestigious in Qingzhou now, it is really worthless in front of the eldest daughter and princess!
"Yunxi has a good personality, mother, you don't need to worry too much."

Xu Lan's heart moved slightly, and then he smiled and said: "Dad should know this."

"Indeed, His Highness has a good character."

Xu Shanhe nodded and agreed, "You were very polite to me before I left Beijing."

"You still have the nerve to say that?!"

Yan Yu suddenly said angrily: "You have been hiding such a big thing for half a year. Do you still have me in your eyes?!"

Xu Shanhe:
"It's not Dad's fault for this."

Xu Lan smiled and said: "After all, if I hadn't said it myself, I'm afraid you, mother, would find it unbelievable."

"Brother, we can't be too high-spirited, right?"

Xu Zhou pondered for a moment and then said: "After all, our Xu family is not a famous family, right?"

"Gao Pan?"

Xu Lan was stunned for a moment and said subconsciously: "I don't plan to get married to her, so why should I reach out to her?"

As soon as this statement came out, everyone was shocked.

"Are you crazy?"

Yan Yu looked around, fearing that Xu Lan's words just now were heard by others.

What a joke, if such words reach the ears of the eldest princess, I am afraid that the entire nine clans in the Xu family will be executed.

"Son, what you're doing is unethical."

Even Xu Shanhe couldn't help but complain, "Listen, is this human talk?"
Xu Lan:.
After Wei Wei thought for a moment, he understood the worries of his family.

"You don't need to think too much. Although Yun Xi and I are actually married, we will not have the status of husband and wife."

Xu Lan thought for a moment and then said: "As a member of the royal family, if she marries me, it will be difficult for her to sit in the position of supervising the country again."

Although he doesn't care about the so-called etiquette,

But Xiahou Yunxi was different. Sitting in that position, she cared about these things very much.

Otherwise,
With her ability, she could have declared herself to be the emperor, but she did not do that.

This is probably because although Xiahou Yunxi has the cultivation level of the Seventh Realm, she has not experienced the hardships of cultivation, so she cannot have the state of mind of a Seventh Realm practitioner.

"Wait, brother."

Xu Zhou was stunned for a moment, and after a moment he hesitated and said: "Let's just say, aren't you the one who married into the family?"

Xu Lan:? ? ?
"Why should I marry into my wife?"

Xu Lan smiled angrily and said: "Your eldest brother, I am now a practitioner of the Seventh Realm. How can a mere Chu Dynasty want me to marry you?"

Everyone: .
Seven. Seven realms?

Did they hear it right?

"That's why I hope my mother can come to Beijing to take care of Yun Xi."

Xu Lan said calmly: "Now I am a practitioner of the Seventh Realm. If I continue to stay in the Great Chu Dynasty, I will not be able to improve my cultivation. I will leave the Great Chu Dynasty in the next period of time."

"Your Highness, the eldest princess, is already pregnant with your flesh and blood, how can you give her back?"

Yan Yu was a little angry,

She has no control over the relationship between her son and the eldest princess.

But now that Xiahou Yunxi is pregnant with his own flesh and blood, how can he leave the Chu Dynasty at this time?
"Your son is already a practitioner of the Seventh Realm. You can no longer look at him with ordinary people's eyes."

At this time, Xu Shanhe on the side spoke to persuade him,

It would be fine if Xu Lan was an ordinary person, but now that he is a practitioner of the Seventh Realm, his behavior cannot be viewed through the eyes of an ordinary person.

"so what?"

Yan Yu said angrily: "Even if he is an immortal, doesn't he have to be my Yan Yu's son?"

Who in the world would travel far away while his wife is pregnant with Liujia?

"Mom is right."

Xu Lan smiled bitterly,

Naturally, he knew very well that what he did seemed a little unkind and unjust in the eyes of ordinary people.

But there is nothing that can be done about it.

If he doesn't leave now, is it reasonable to wait until Xiahou Yunxi gives birth to the child before leaving?
"I have discussed with Yun Xi that I will return to Dachu when I am ten months pregnant."

At this time, Xu Zhou on the side also spoke to persuade: "Mom, don't worry, my eldest brother is not that kind of heartless and unjust person."

Xu Zhou is different from others.

He knew how talented Xu Lan was in practicing Taoism, and he had also seen how vast this world was.

A Chu Dynasty that cannot accommodate the cultivation of the Eighth Realm is destined to be unable to trap its own eldest brother.

"Hmph, it's good to know."

Yan Yu's expression softened a lot, and then she seemed to remember something.

Glancing behind Xu Lan, she couldn't help but frown and said, "Didn't you see Miss Chen on your way back?"

"See you."

Xu Lan was stunned for a moment, then said

"The monster chaos in Qingzhou has been settled. As a member of the Xuanjing Division, she rushed to other places to assist."

"she left?"

Hearing this, Yan Yu's voice suddenly rose a little,

"Well, I just returned to the city with her, but when we got to the Xu Mansion, she said she couldn't come in."

Xu Lan didn’t know why.
"You just let her go like this?" Yan Yu was so angry that she couldn't speak. She glared at Xu Lan and said, "Did she say anything?"

"No."

Xu Lan hesitated slightly, then shook his head.

"Brother, Miss Chen has been living in our house during your absence."

Xu Zhou spoke slowly: "During this period, there is a shortage of supplies in Qingzhou City, thanks to Miss Chen."

Xu Lan:.
Is that so?
After a few seconds of silence, Xu Lan finally said, "Okay, I understand."

He really didn't know about this matter, otherwise he would have let Chen Ci stay no matter what.

"You."

Looking at his son, Yan Yu didn't know what to say.

She is not a fool,

How could he not see what Chen Ci thought of his son?
But she didn't expect that Xu Lan would actually have a relationship with Her Royal Highness, the eldest princess of the Chu Dynasty. She was now in trouble on how to deal with it.

"That's all. If we are destined to meet again in the future, we will naturally meet again."

Xu Lan raised her head and smiled: "Mom, you don't need to worry too much."

"You can do it yourself."

Yan Yu sighed slightly and said, "As a mother, I just want you to be safe and sound all your life. It doesn't matter much even if you are an ordinary person."

unfortunately
She also knew very well that this was no longer possible,

A person with no foundation can become a practitioner of the Seventh Realm in just half a year. I am afraid that this cannot be related to the word "ordinary person".

"Yes, yes, mother said so."

Xu Lan smiled slightly and did not explain too much.

"Is Her Royal Highness the eldest princess really easy to get along with?"

Seeing her son like this, Yan Yu also knew that there were some things that she, the mother, had no say in, so she changed the subject instead of continuing.

"Yunxi is still easy to get along with."

Xu Lan smiled and said, "Mom, you don't need to worry too much."

"Tell me, when we go to Kyoto, should we also stay in the palace?"

Yan Yu frowned and said, "Are there too many rules?"

"Actually, there are no rules."

Xu Lan laughed dumbly and said: "Yun Xi has been alone in the palace all year round, and none of the royal relatives are here."

"That's it"

Yan Yu thought for a moment and continued: "Then what should I bring?"

"You shouldn't need it. We have everything in the palace. If you don't have it, just ask someone to buy it."

"Do you think Her Royal Highness the Princess is pregnant with a boy or a girl?"

"This... I just got pregnant, so I probably don't know."

"Have you thought of a name for the child?"

Xu Shanhe:
After all, he really hadn't thought about this issue.

After all, neither he nor Xiahou Yunxi knew exactly how long it would take to get pregnant.

"Does the child have your last name or hers?"

"The first one will be named Xiahou, and the second one will be named Xu."

Xu Lan smiled slightly and said: "Yun Xi and I have agreed that the first child born, whether a boy or a girl, will inherit the throne of Dachu."

Xiahou Yunxi did discuss this matter with him many times, and finally the two reached an agreement.

The first child, regardless of whether he is a boy or a girl and whether he can cultivate or not, will be named Xiahou. This child will legitimately inherit the throne of the Dachu royal family.

As for the second child.
Then he was also strongly requested by Xiahou Yunxi, saying that although he could not marry Xu Lan, he still wanted to leave blood for the Xu family.

"Alright."

Yan Yu thought for a moment, but didn't really care.

It doesn't matter what the last name is, what matters is that the child is his son's child.

"And you."

At this time, Yan Yu cast her eyes on Xu Zhou and suddenly became unhappy.

"Your eldest brother's baby is about to be born. When will you get a wife?"

Xu Zhou:? ? ?
No, what does this have to do with myself?
"Listen to my mother's advice and stop being a nerd. It's not impossible for a man to start a family first and then start a career."

Xu Zhou:.
Speechless, he cast his eyes for help on Xu Lan, but the latter looked at him innocently.

Then the whole family had dinner happily.

During the dinner, Xu Shanhe also made the decision to move his family to Kyoto.

As for Xu Zhou, he also planned to return to Daqian Academy. After all, he returned to Dachu Dynasty six months ago because of a family emergency. Now half a year has passed in a blink of an eye, and it is really unreasonable for him not to return to the academy.

Xu Lan didn't say much about this.
His younger brother seemed to have some secrets, and he just told him that he might pass by Daqian Academy in the future.

After all, he left the Chu Dynasty to travel to various countries, and he couldn't tell where he would go.

After dinner,

Xu Lan returned to his yard.

"I haven't been back for half a year, so I feel a little nostalgic."

Xu Lan stood in the courtyard looking at everything around him and shook his head.
In just half a year, I have already become a practitioner of the Seventh Realm. I wonder what will happen in another half year?

"Sir, the water has been boiled."

At this time, the two girls Hongluan and Qingluan stood behind Xu Lan and said softly,

He turned around, looked at the two girls, and said with a smile, "We haven't seen each other for half a year, but your girls have grown quite a bit."

"Young master is joking."

Qingluan's face turned slightly red, and he leaned forward and said, "It's getting late, young master, it's time for you to take a bath and rest."

"it is good."

Xu Lan nodded slightly, and then stepped into his room.

With the help of the two women, Xu Lan easily took off her robe, soaked in a bucket filled with warm water and enjoyed Hongluan's massage. Xu Lan once again lamented that being a scholar is not impossible.
"By the way, do you want to go to Beijing with my mother and the others?"

At this time Xu Lan suddenly asked,
Xu Shanhe just made the decision to move his family to Kyoto.

Therefore, some properties in Qingzhou should be sold off. As for some servants and guards, most of them were given some severance pay to let them leave.

But Qingluan and Hongluan are not the same.
Xu Lan saw the abilities of the two of them, and it would be a bit unkind if the whole family went to Kyoto without taking them with them.

After all, for ordinary people like them,

If you don't work as a maid in the Xu family, you can only work as a maid in someone else's house, which Xu Lan doesn't think is appropriate.

"Young master, we sisters have no relatives, so we were all taken in by my wife. If the master doesn't dislike us, we will naturally be willing to go to Kyoto with us."

Hong Luan and Qing Luan looked at each other, looking a little flustered.

Hearing this, I thought Xu Lan didn't want them anymore.

"Why are you still crying?"

Xu Lan was slightly startled, then turned around and saw that the two girls were in a state of confusion. She said in a dumbfounded voice, "What's going on?"

The two sisters Qingluan and Hongluan looked at each other, as if they had made some decision in their hearts, and they began to slowly take off their clothes.

Xu Lan:?
(End of this chapter)