One joke from the witch, I open the gate of heaven with one sword

Chapter 80 Xu Shanhe: Have I been missing for ten years?

In the courtyard of Tingchao Pavilion,

Sun Hongying stretched out her hands slightly as if she wanted to let the night wind blow away the worries in her heart.

The next moment she seemed to sense something and the corners of her mouth raised slightly, but it was fleeting.

"Why did the eldest princess come to me if she doesn't want to accompany you?"

Sun Hongying asked without looking back,
Standing behind Sun Hongying, Xu Lan was silent for a few seconds, and then said: "Do you really expect me to continue to accompany the eldest princess?"

"Who knows what's on your mind?"

Sun Hongying pursed her lips, but still refused to turn around and look at Xu Lan.

"Okay, then I'll go back."

Xu Lan's heart moved slightly, and then he pretended to turn around and leave, gradually covering up his aura.

Sun Hongying:
After a few seconds, Sun Hongying finally couldn't help but turn around, only to see Xu Lan not far away looking at her with a joking smile.

"You really deserve to die."

Sun Hongying clenched her silver teeth, feeling extremely angry in her heart.

"But aren't you willing to kill me?"

Xu Lan pointed it out in one sentence,
"Oh, if it weren't for Xiahou Changyuan, I would have killed you long ago."

Sun Hongying was still speaking harshly.

"Isn't Xiahou Zhangyuan not here now?"

Xu Lan couldn't help but want to laugh. In her previous life, she mastered the law of "hard-talking", right?
Sun Hongying:
"I won't argue with you."

Knowing that she couldn't defeat Xu Lan, Sun Hongying turned away and didn't want to look at him again.

Xu Lan no longer laughed at her too much, but walked over and sat next to Sun Hongying.

that's it,
Sun Hongying looked up at the night sky, and Xu Lan looked at Sun Hongying.

I don't know how long it took,
Sun Hongying suddenly said: "I'm leaving."

"Ok?"

Xu Lan didn't look too surprised, but asked calmly: "Where to go?"

"Go back to the sect."

Sun Hongying was silent for a few seconds, and then said: "When I left the sect, I promised that once I survived the catastrophe of heaven and man, I would go back and report my peace."

“What about the Sun family?
"Actually, I don't have much affection for the Sun family. It's not even more important than the sect in my heart."

Sun Hongying laughed at herself and said, "If the Sun family declines because of my absence, then there is no need for the Sun family to exist."

"really."

Xu Lan nodded, and then said: "Don't you plan to come back?"

This time Sun Hongying did not answer this question directly.

Instead, she slowly stretched out her palm as if to grab something, and after a moment she slowly let go.

"My master said that being obsessed with things that are not destined to belong to you is just a waste of time."

After a moment, Sun Hongying said slowly: "Each of us wants to catch the snowflakes, but in fact the snowflakes in the palm of our hands will only melt faster."

In a word,

There seemed to be no answer but he said the answer.

Xu Lan opened her mouth to say something but in the end she said nothing.

It’s easy to keep Sun Hongying.
Probably all you need to do is say, "I'll leave with you", but Xu Lan also knows that he can't do this at the moment.

"If I ask you to stay, won't it change?"

Xu Lan couldn't help but finally tried to persuade her to stay.
until this moment,
He seemed to have just realized that he had never understood Sun Hongying.

Sun Hongying didn't speak, and Xu Lan didn't urge her, letting the night wind blow across their faces.

"will not."

After a moment, Sun Hongying raised the corner of her mouth slightly, turned her head and looked at Xu Lan and whispered word by word: "Nothing good will happen if you stay where you are."

"but"

Xu Lan opened his mouth and was about to say something but was interrupted by Sun Hongying.

"Okay, I'm going to bed."

Sun Hongying clapped her hands, stood up, and walked back to her room without looking back.

Xu Lan:.
Looking at Sun Hongying’s back,
He didn't say anything to stay or do anything else, but quietly watched her leave.

that's it,
Xu Lan had been sitting in the courtyard thinking about the meaning of Sun Hongying's last words.

It wasn't until I didn't know how long it took that even Xiahou Yunxi appeared behind Xu Lan.

"what happened?"

Seeing Xu Lan's appearance, Xiahou Yunxi was puzzled.

"If the mountain doesn't see me, I will go and see the mountain. That's how it is."

Xu Lan suddenly laughed,

He finally figured out what Sun Hongying's last words meant.

"?"

Xiahou Yunxi's face was filled with questions.

"Nothing, let's go."

Xu Lan, who wanted to understand everything, also breathed a sigh of relief.

The night passed quickly. When Xu Lan woke up early, she found that Xiahou Yunxi was no longer around her.

"Being an emperor is really tiring."

Xu Lan shook his head,

In other words, Xiahou Yunxi is a practitioner of the Seventh Realm, and not eating, drinking or even sleeping for a long time will not have much impact.

If it were an ordinary person sitting in this seat, I'm afraid there would be almost no people left in ten years.

Then he started practicing his sword, but Wei Buge, who woke up not long after, hurried over.

"Where's Sister Hongying?"

Wei Buge said doubtfully,
She didn't see Sun Hongying when she woke up just now. She walked around and still didn't see Sun Hongying.

Hearing this, Xu Lan's sword-practicing movements paused slightly, but then he understood what was going on and continued practicing with his sword.

"she left."

Xu Lan said calmly,
"?"

Wei Buge tilted his head and asked doubtfully: "Where did she go?"

"Go home."

Xu Lan said calmly: "I can't tell that you have a good relationship with her."

He and Xiahou Changyuan had only known each other for a few days, and similarly, Sun Hongying and Wei Buge had not known each other for a long time either.

"It's a pity."

Wei Buge felt regretful, shook his head and said: "Sister Hongying is an interesting person, how could she leave without saying goodbye."

Xu Lan smiled and said nothing.

Sun Hongying left quietly, probably because she was unwilling to say goodbye to others.

until noon,

A palace maid came over and told the eldest princess that Her Royal Highness had a lot of government affairs today and couldn't spare the time to have a meal together at noon.

Then she brought Xu Shanhe to the courtyard and had some dishes brought out.

"Son, what on earth is going on?"

Xu Shanhe had dark circles under his eyes and looked a little listless.

It can be said that he stayed up all night last night.
I thought about it all night long, but I still couldn't figure out what happened to my son.

he is not stupid,
He also saw some clues from what happened yesterday, but due to the different circumstances, he couldn't ask more questions.

How could his son have such a close relationship with the dignified princess?

This is the eldest princess of the Chu Dynasty! ! !

The most important thing is that he has only left Qingzhou for more than a month, but now it feels like ten years have passed.

"What's the matter?"

Xu Lan smiled slightly and said, "What aspect is dad referring to?"

"How did you become a practitioner of the Three Realms?"

Although Xu Shanhe had all kinds of questions in his mind,
But he still kept his composure and planned to ask questions one by one. "Of course it's training."

Xu Lan smiled and said: "Some things happened after dad left Qingzhou, so I started practicing."

Xu Shanhe:
If he hadn't been a practitioner of the Three Realms himself, he would have truly believed Xu Lan's words.

When I left Qingzhou more than a month ago, describing Xu Lan as a frail scholar couldn't be more appropriate.

Let alone a practitioner of the Three Realms,
At that time, Xu Lan didn't even know what it was like to break through the realm, but now he has become a practitioner of the three realms.

You must know that he is also a practitioner of the three realms.
It is clear how much time and hardship it takes for an ordinary person to go from nothing to the three realms.

"Is this the three realms?"

Xu Shanhe was dubious,
Although he found it strange, the facts before him had to convince him.

"correct."

Listening to his son's answer, Xu Shanhe felt more and more uncomfortable the more he thought about it.

"It's a good thing you started practicing, otherwise you won't know how to face your ancestors when you go to the underworld in a few decades."

Xu Shanhe sighed slightly,
If I had known that my son's talent for cultivation was so great, I would have done anything to let him start practicing as early as possible when he was a child.
Maybe now he is also a great practitioner of the fifth realm or above!

"Maybe."

Xu Lan smiled slightly and did not continue.

"Then what happened to Miss Sun?"

Xu Shanhe looked around and asked, "She should be a great practitioner of the fifth realm or above, right? Hey, where is Miss Sun?"

"Well, she is a practitioner of the Five Realms."

Xu Lan hesitated for a moment, then said: "She left in the morning and went back to Qingzhou to deal with the Sun family's affairs before returning to the sect."

"She and I are um, confidante."

After a slight pause, Xu Lan did not hide these things.

Xu Shanhe:
Confidante, these four words are not simple.

"What about Her Royal Highness the Eldest Princess?"

When Xu Shanhe said this, he deliberately lowered his voice and asked, "What is the relationship between you and Her Royal Highness the eldest princess?"

It would be fine if it was Sun Hongying.

The key point is that he feels that there is another eldest princess who is the most outrageous.

"Forehead"

For a moment, Xu Lan didn't know how to explain the relationship between him and Xiahou Yunxi to his father.

"Her elders helped me."

After a moment, Xu Lan gathered her thoughts and said slowly: "Including how to find your location and a series of other things, and then I reached a deal with her elders."

"Oh, so it is."

Xu Shanhe breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this.

It turns out that he is the elder of Her Royal Highness the Eldest Princess, so that’s okay. He thought that his son had an unexplainable relationship with Her Royal Highness the Eldest Princess.

"What deal?"

Xu Shanhe spoke quickly and asked casually.

"Let the eldest princess be pregnant with my blood."

Xu Lan was silent for a moment and finally gave the answer.

"Pregnant?"

Xu Shanhe didn't take it seriously at first, but soon he realized something was wrong.

What are you pregnant with?
Embracing Xu Lan's bloodline?
Wait for the majestic eldest princess of Chu to be pregnant with Xu Lan's blood?
Xu Shanhe fell silent,

For a moment, he didn't know whether he heard it wrong or whether Xu Lan said it wrong.

"This"

Xu Shanhe wanted to stop talking, but in the end he still didn't know what to say.

"Well, it's just what you imagined."

Xu Lan slowly said: "If nothing else happens, you may become a grandfather soon."

Although he didn't know how long it would take for a seventh-level practitioner to become pregnant with someone else's blood,

But he felt that if he really couldn't do it, he would suffer a little loss, and if he worked harder, he should be able to do the same.

If one month doesn't work, then two months.

If two months doesn't work, then three months.
It can’t be that you can’t get pregnant for a whole year, right?
Xu Shanhe:
"I take it slow"

Xu Shanhe took a deep breath and signaled Xu Lan to stop talking. He felt that he needed to calm down.

Someone tell yourself that he has only been missing for a month, not ten years!

Seeing this, Xu Lan didn't say much, but ate quietly and occasionally teased Wei Buge, who was immersed in the meal next to him.

"Then you are considered to be a member of the royal family now?"

After a long time, Xu Shanhe came back to his senses.

Although it was hard for him to believe the things before him, he still said the same thing.

He had to believe what had happened.

"?"

Xu Lan was puzzled and couldn't help but said: "When did I say that I would marry into the royal family?"

"Having a child is having a child, and getting married is getting married."

Xu Lan then corrected: "This is not the same thing."

"you."

Xu Shanhe was a little confused.
You are about to have a child with Her Royal Highness, the eldest princess. Is it possible that the eldest princess will condescend to marry into the Xu family?
"That's okay too?"

"why not?"

"Let's go."

Xu Shanhe fell silent again, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.

"If it doesn't work out, just marry into the royal family."

After a while, Xu Shanhe finally said: "Otherwise, it would be unjustifiable to take such a huge advantage."

Xu Lan:.
How can any father let his son get married?

"impossible."

Xu Lan waved her hand and said, "Even if the eldest princess and I fall in love, in the end it will be her who marries me, not me."

"Why?"

As Xu Lan's father, Xu Shanhe obviously lacked confidence at this time.

"I am Xu Lan."

Xu Lan smiled slightly and said: "Besides, I am more than just a confidant to Her Royal Highness the Princess."

Xu Shanhe:
That's right, he almost forgot if I didn't mention it.

In addition to the eldest princess, Xu Lan seems to have another confidante.

"I won't be surprised if the eldest princess kills the entire Xu family one day."

Xu Shanhe couldn't help but sigh,
Although he still didn't fully understand the relationship between his son and the eldest princess.

"Will not."

Xu Lan smiled slightly, then changed the subject and asked, "Have you ever considered moving your family to Kyoto?"

"Forget it, although Kyoto is a good place, it is not suitable for ordinary people like us."

Xu Shanhe hesitated for a moment, then said, "Aren't you going to go back to Qingzhou?"

"I probably won't be going back in the short term."

Xu Lan nodded and said: "One of the conditions of the deal with the eldest princess's elders is to make the eldest princess pregnant with my blood. I cannot leave Kyoto until this is completed."

Other than that,

Kyoto is still a good place for cultivation, and it is most suitable to stay here for cultivation.

"Where else are you going after this?"

Xu Shanhe was puzzled.
From Xu Lan's words, he could tell that Xu Lan seemed to be going somewhere else.

"Go find some people."

Xu Lan seemed to have remembered something, smiled slightly and said, "Maybe I can bring you a group of daughters-in-law back then."

Xu Shanhe:
(End of this chapter)