One joke from the witch, I open the gate of heaven with one sword

Chapter 1 What happened today, you treat it like a dream, and I treat it as fate
Xu Lan was a little confused. One second he remembered that he was about to continue studying a newly unearthed cultural relic. The next second he found himself in a cave, and even the white coat on his body had turned into an ancient robe.

"what?"

Xu Lan suddenly felt suspicious, but a pair of soft and boneless hands quietly hooked her neck.

The sudden change made Xu Lan break out in a cold sweat, and at the same time, countless memory fragments emerged in his mind.

Xu's eldest son from a martial arts family in Qingcheng, he didn't like to practice martial arts since he was a child, but he likes to delve into the way of business. Today, when he went out to buy some goods with a few maids, he met the police from the six doors who were chasing the thief.

Like most people, he chose to stop and watch the excitement, and couldn't help but applaud when he saw the six-door policeman showing off his skills.

Unexpectedly, a figure in a red robe would attract a figure who snatched himself as a hostage from the crowd and walked away, even beating himself unconscious on the way.

Wake up now.

"What's your name?"

A weak female voice came from behind, accompanied by some rapid breathing from time to time.

The thief who robbed me was a woman?

Xu Lan turned her face slowly and saw a face covered with a veil. Due to the lighting problem in the cave, she couldn't see what the other person looked like at all. The sound is quite crisp.

Should not be very old.

"This girl."

Xu Lan wanted to speak but was roughly interrupted by the other party's movements. The palm that hooked her neck was slightly forceful and easily pushed herself down to the ground.

???

Before he had time to figure out what happened, he let the woman look down at him.

"Quality is like a dream."

The woman used up her last rationality to say these words and leaned down, just as the storm outside the cave came.

……

After a long time, the rain did not stop, but the cave was quiet again.

Xu Lan, who had lived in two lifetimes, was silent. He never thought that such a thing could happen to him.

"choke!"

A cold light flashed in the cave, and a sharp long sword touched Xu Lan's chest.

Xu Lan:......

One second he was buzzing, the next he would draw his sword to silence him, right?

"Cultivation techniques, magical weapons, and money."

The masked woman slowly spoke: "I can give you whatever you want, but if even a single word of what happened today is revealed, I, Guan Chuchu, will definitely crush you to ashes!"

Guan Chuchu?
Xu Lan's heart moved slightly, and he remembered the name in his heart.

"girl."

Xu Lan was about to speak, but was interrupted again.

"Answer, or die."

Guan Chuchu looked at Xu Lan coldly, and with a little force, Xu Lan felt a trace of coolness penetrate into the surface of her skin from the blade of the sword.

"Your hands are shaking."

Xu Lan was also angry, why should my buddy be threatened by you with a sword after being pushed down by you?
"What do you want?"

Guan Chuchu's hand holding the sword was indeed shaking, because the poison of lust remaining in her body had not completely dissipated, and if she relaxed even a little bit, she would be swallowed up by desire again.

But when she saw Xu Lan slowly flicking the sword away from her hand and then standing up to look down at her, Guan Chuchu quickly turned her face away.

Cultivators have different facial features than ordinary people, so even if the vision in the cave is dim, it will not affect her in any way.

"I'm glad you didn't kill me right away."

Xu Lan said every word: "But I don't like your attitude."

???

Guan Chuchu looked astonished, and after Xu Lan's hand touched her face, the lust poison in her body could not be suppressed completely, and broke out again.

"I think it's necessary to have an in-depth communication."

.......
I don’t know how much time passed, but the rain stopped.

Xu Lan was panting slightly as he lay on the cold ground. After the in-depth exchange just now, he had roughly figured out some things.

The woman in front of her is named Guan Chuchu, one of the candidate saintesses of the Demon Sect.

When traveling abroad, she was plotted against by her peers. Not only was she poisoned with lust, but she also lured Da Chu Xuanjingsi to her hiding place.

As for why you hijacked yourself,

Probably because he was the only one among the crowd applauding, Guan Chuchu suddenly became angry and snatched him away.

Unexpectedly, he escaped to a cave and the passion poison in his body broke out, which led to what happened next.

"You said you ran away and ran away, why rob someone if you have nothing to do?"

Xu Lan sighed slightly, fortunately, he was not at a loss.

"Bah, I didn't expect you to be a prodigal son!"

"The guy with the face of a beast, hypocrisy!"

"It's disgusting, and let me watch you."

Guan Chuchu wished he could draw his sword and kill Xu Lan at this moment. This guy just didn't regard himself as a human being at all. If he were an ordinary person, his skeleton would have been torn apart by him.

"Me, the prodigal son?"

"Me, hypocrisy?"

"Me, disgusting?"

Xu Lan pointed to herself and said, "Is there a possibility that you took the initiative."

"you shut up!"

Hearing this, Guan Chuchu felt very angry, but her body was so limp that she couldn't muster any strength.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, if you want to kill, hurry up."

Seeing this, Xu Lan also started to play badly. He was already ready to die when he scored twice just now.

"You want to die, but I won't kill you!"

Guan Chuchu felt even more angry when she saw Xu Lan looking like this. If you want to die, I have to help you?
Xu Lan:......

She seems... IQ is not enough.

"Forget it if you don't kill."

Xu Lan said calmly: "Don't worry, I am a responsible man."

"Hey, you deserve it too?"

Guan Chuchu couldn't help but cursed: "You just want to take advantage of me?"

"Didn't I already take it?"

Xu Lan was stunned for a moment and suddenly became ecstatic. Is there such a good thing?

Guan Chuchu: ...

How can there be such a shameless person in the world!
"Wait until you become a sword fairy in your next life and then talk to me about responsibility."

Guan Chuchu struggled to sit up and found that the true energy in her body was gradually recovering after the lust poison was completely eliminated, and she finally turned into a sigh when she looked at the long sword on the ground.

Although she is a member of the Devil's Cult, what she cultivates is not the way of killing but the way of lust. Today's doom may have already been doomed.

"You treat today's matter as a dream, and I treat it as my fate, and neither owes anything!"

Guan Chuchu tidied up her clothes and said indifferently: "If a third person finds out, I, Guan Chuchu, will destroy you with all my cultivation!"

"Then I dare to ask the girl how to become a sword fairy?"

Xu Lan's heart moved slightly, and she called to stop Guan Chuchu who was walking out while supporting the stone wall of the cave.

"You also want to be a swordsman?"

Guan Chuchu stopped and threw the saber in his hand in front of Xu Lan, and the scabbard sank three feet into the ground.

"Swing your sword hundreds of millions of times and travel thousands of miles, you will naturally become a swordsman."

After saying that, Guan Chuchu turned around and walked out of the cave without looking back, leaving Xu Lan alone in deep thought.

After a long time, Xu Lan came to his senses, pulled out the sword left by Guan Chuchu from its scabbard and slashed it symbolically.

[The number of sword swings +1, the current total number of sword swings is 1. 】

A voice sounded from Xu Lan's mind, causing the corners of his mouth to gradually rise.

"A sword fairy?"

(End of this chapter)