From the World of Uncle Nine, The Heavens Summon Gods to Refining Generals

Chapter 16

Ren found that in this state, it was useless to persuade him.

He said that he could do anything without cremation, but under the current situation, there was no other good solution except cremation.

"Okay, then store it in our Yizhuang first, and tomorrow I will help the old man find another tomb so that he can rest in peace early."

Uncle Jiu didn't say anything else, but asked someone to carry the coffin back.

"Cover the coffin and carry it to Yizhuang!"

Awei swaggered and gave orders.

"Master Ren, please come back first."

"Uncle Ninth, please."

Ren Fa clasped his hands and took Ren Tingting to sit on the slider. The Ren family members and the redundant laborers also left in a mighty way.

"The two of you are just around the cemetery, burn a plum blossom incense array, see what it looks like, and come back and tell me."

Uncle Jiu said to the two of them.

"Remember to put incense on all graves!"

Then Uncle Jiu went back to Yizhuang with Shen Lipu.

Shen Lipu remembered it clearly.

According to the plot of the original movie, when Qiu Sheng was burning incense, his mouth was low, which attracted the entanglement of the female ghost Dong Xiaoyu.

This Dong Xiaoyu is also a flirtatious ghost, probably because he saw that Qiu was growing up handsome, he took the initiative to seduce Qiu Sheng two or three times.

Shen Lipu was considering whether to send troops to kill Dong Xiaoyu at night, this female ghost is not a good thing.

If he wanted to seduce Qiu Sheng, half of it was because of Qiu Sheng's appearance, and the other half was because of his yang energy.

But think about it.

Qiusheng probably knew that Dong Xiaoyu was a female ghost in a trance.

In the original movie, after Uncle Nine exposed this matter, he still looked glad that he played early.

It can be seen that one is willing to fight and the other is willing to endure

"Let this kid Qiu Sheng have some fun. After he's done playing, I can send troops to kill Dong Xiaoyu."

Shen Lipu thought secretly.

……

as predicted.

In the evening, the two returned to Yizhuang with the burned incense, Qiu Sheng still had a trace of panic on his face.

Shen Lipu saw him and smiled at him, "Ghost Rider-Qiu Sheng" will be online soon.

Qiu Sheng scratched his head in confusion and looked at him, but Shen Lipu ignored him.

"People are most afraid of three long and two short, and they are most afraid of two short and one long incense. However, it is burned like this. If this incense is found in the home, someone must be mourned."

Uncle Jiu was talking while pacing.

"Is it Master Ren's house?"

Wen Cai, who was about to start with the tribute on the table, continued absent-mindedly.

"Eh!"

Uncle Jiu shouted back at Wen Cai who was about to attack Gong Guo, and asked angrily.

"Could it be here?"

"It's none of your business, don't worry about it."

While Uncle Jiu walked aside, Wen Cai, who hurriedly offered the tribute, continued to speak casually.

"Will Master Ren's daughter be okay?"

Qiu Sheng continued.

"Hey, anyway, it's going to be difficult for people surnamed Ren. Huh? Tingting."

Immediately ran to Uncle Jiu to beg him.

The two thought about marrying Ren Tingting after rescuing her, and agreed to compete fairly.

Shen Lipu wanted to laugh when he saw it, he was still too young, and it was too simple to see the problem.

Qiusheng and Wencai ran to Uncle Jiu who was standing next to the coffin.

Qiu Sheng said earnestly.

"Master, think of a way."

"Yes, Master."

Wencai also begged Uncle Jiu.

"I've thought of it a long time ago, otherwise why would you bring the coffin back?"

Uncle Jiu said in a deep voice.

"Is there something wrong with this coffin?"

Wencai asked suspiciously.

"There's nothing wrong with the coffin, it's the dead body that's wrong."

Uncle Jiu turned around and walked to the altar.

"I also feel a little wrong."

Shen Lipu secretly thought at the side.

"Wencai's IQ has always been good. It's been so many years, and the body hasn't rotted. Only after Uncle Jiu said there was a problem, did he know something was wrong.

As expected of you, Wencai. "

"Yeah, it hasn't rotted after 20 years."

Qiu Sheng was also very puzzled.

The two men were quite courageous and looked at each other.

Immediately, one left and one right, directly lifted the lid of Old Master Ren's coffin.

"Wow! Blessed!"

The two exclaimed together.

Shen Lipu also went to the coffin to look.

In the coffin, the corpse of Old Master Ren was already a little swollen, his bluish-black face became wrinkled, and his nails grew several inches.

"Cover it up!"

Uncle Jiu came over to take a look, and said hastily.

Hearing this, Wencai Qiusheng and his wife quickly covered the coffin.

"Prepare paper, pen, ink, knife, sword!"

Uncle Jiu quickly said a series of things that he needed.

"what?"

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai said in unison, but some of them didn't hear clearly, or maybe they didn't understand.

"It's yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, and wooden sword."

Uncle Jiu explained to the two with a look of disgust.

Things quickly filled the entire table.

Uncle Jiu came in with another chicken, holding the comb, waiting for the bloodletting.

"Master, use chicken again!"

Wen Cai poked his face over, feeling a bit reluctant.

"Ok?"

"Dick."

Wencai smiled.

Qiu Sheng came back with a wooden sword and a kitchen knife, saw Wen Cai's expression of reluctance, and immediately handed the mahogany sword to Wen Cai, complaining in his mouth.

"Take it, you're so talkative."

Then, he cut the rooster's neck with a knife, and immediately, the chicken's blood fell into the bowl.

After thinking about it for a while, Uncle Jiu pinched the formula with his hand, and picked out the glutinous rice bowl on the altar with his right index finger, and a grain of glutinous rice was picked up.

Then take the glutinous rice and shake it around the candle flame a few times.

With a bang, the glutinous rice burned.

With another toss, the burning glutinous rice fell into the chicken blood bowl, and the flames instantly ignited.

Uncle Jiu grabbed the ink cartridge again and poured the ink inside into the burning bowl.

I put my finger in it again and drew a bit.

Then cover the bowl with the gossip mirror, turn the bowl covered by the gossip mirror upside down, and with a slight movement of the palm, pour the kneaded ink into the ink fountain.

"What is this?"

Wencai asked softly.

"It's an ink fountain."

Qiusheng explained to Wencai, and then asked Uncle Jiu.

"Master, where is the bomb!?"

"Bouncing on top of the coffin."

As Uncle Jiu said, he handed the ink fountain to Qiu Sheng.

"Oh."

Qiu Sheng nodded, and got busy with Wen Cai.

"The whole coffin needs to be bombed!"

Uncle Jiu emphasized as he took three sticks of incense and lit them.

With emotion in his mouth.

"People are divided into good and bad, and corpses are divided into zombies."

"There are not only good people and bad people, but also men and women."

Wen Cai didn't forget to answer while flicking the thread.

"Master is talking, why are you interrupting!"

Uncle Jiu reprimanded him.

The corpse of Mrs. Ren is a corpse that is about to become a zombie. "

Uncle Jiu continued.

"Master, how can a corpse become a zombie?"

Qiusheng asked.

"Yeah, how can a person become a bad person?"

Wencai interjected.

"A person becomes a bad person because he doesn't live up to expectations, and a corpse becomes a zombie because he breathes more."

Uncle Nine said.

"Heaved a sigh of relief? What do you mean?" Qiu Sheng wondered.

"When a person is angry and suffocates before death, after death, there will be a breath gathered in his throat."

Uncle Nine said.

"That's death without breath."

Wencai answered.

"That's why I say that people should strive for success when they are alive, and they should stop breathing when they die. If you don't stop breathing, you will harm others and yourself."

Qiu Sheng interjected.

"Play as soon as I tell you, don't be so resentful, just tell me when you finish playing, don't miss it."

Uncle Jiu felt that Qiu Sheng was complaining, so he stood up and left after saying something to him.

Shen Lipu also read novels in his previous life. At a certain point, many authors and the chapters in this chapter believed that it was because there was no elastic thread at the bottom of the coffin that caused Mr. Ren to run away.

Shen Lipu does not hold this view!

Conventionally speaking, there is no habit of bouncing to the bottom of the coffin, and the old man Ren did not run from the bottom of the coffin.

It was because the coffin couldn't bear the force and was directly torn apart by Mrs. Ren.

It can be said that from the moment Ren Fa refused to cremate his father, Mr. Ren was destined to be exhumed.

But Shen Lipu still asked them to flick the bottom of the coffin with an ink fountain.

Whether it will be successful or not is up to fate.

(End of this chapter)